Collision at the plate makes the benches clear | Weekly Dumb

My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. And this is the weekly dumb happy late Easter to you. And also to you. Happy Easter. God didn't like that. Everyone. No, I've been sick for five days and five of my busiest days of the years, but I'm feeling years or years. How are you Jim? Good. I'm like healthy. I've been sick for since, I don't know, the winter. Swapped it. Yeah. You spit in my mouth. Maybe that's what it was. Spit in my mouth. Let's go. Yanks. That'd be a goldfish swimming. Sorry. What's going on in the world of the sports. James big sports weekend, sneaky baseball collisions at home plate, Jim, your favorite. I'll always walk into the office and you're just watching replays of collisions at home plate. And you're like, yes, more and more this weekend. We had two, two injuries as well. I will say, there's going to be people that watch this that are just like, Oh man, and I like contact and they get upset. But plays at the plate are very cool when they're like finesse slides or bang, bang one, I think is completely clean. The O'Neal Cruz, who we did get injured versus Savala, like kind of awkward. O'Neal Cruz kind of went into a slide late and he's just got so much body that he like twisted his high throws. So the catcher had to jump. Yeah. I don't cause the catcher gets, once they get the ball, they get the terrain. But is that while they're in the air, once they have the ball in their glove, they can block the whole plate. They just have to give a lane before the ball in the glove, which is what happened on this second one. Darno is giving the full lane before he catches the ball. Rugnit-Odor sees that and says, Rugnit-Odor three, two, one, zero. Yeah, bad. He sees the lane. You can see him kind of go down the slide. And then he's like, Oh wait, I think I run past this and it's faster because I have a lane, but he doesn't realize that the way it works is as soon as the catcher catches the ball, he's going to turn. Right. So he just goes and runs right through Darno, never touches home. And that I am think Odor's in the wrong there. Like it just kind of careless. But here's, here's an old baseball collision. Just a reminder what that looks like. That's a great glitch. Cricket 22. I'll find my glitch on that. 22. 22 crickets. Stay PC. Jim, this almost a breakdown. It's not cricket. It's rugby on the pitch. Not rugby. It's Australian Football League. What's that? This is funny though. I love a good premature celebration, motivation, education. They think the ball goes in. They don't have the best vantage point of it. If it goes past the line, they score and they win the game. If it doesn't, they lose the game. And the player in black bats it down. Great save by him. He doesn't see that he doesn't have the best vision. So he's not only celebrating like, yeah, does the soccer thing where you slide to the ground and you say, come and come and get me. I'm the best pile lay on top of me. Let's make out and celebrate. The guy comes, they start kissing. And then they realize, Oh yeah, we didn't win. This is awkward. So the guy who got called to the ground is like, yeah, you just made a fool out of me. And I love it. A special shout out to Zach because he's actually the one that found this. Cause it was on his homepage. It's red. It's our watch people die inside. Yeah. Very popular. That's how it starts and finishes every day. It's a good one. It's like shooting for it. Let's go to bed. It's like, it's like nonstop shooting for it. They're so sad. Oh yeah. They're sad. Let's go back to the more sports shake. This is a fun, more sports gym. The more sports Israel Adesanya three, two, one, seven and a half point one. Yeah. Addison. Yeah. This is a big one. Him and Pereira and a great UFC slate. Again, they do it. It's always weird for me. A lot of different emotions we're fighting in as well, but it also taps into some and it's like, and great knockout, great celebration, great post game gym. Everything about it is awesome. Cause I, you know, it's almost like me and stand up comedy. I'm not going to just dabble into any old set. You need evidence that it's good. But if like the rest of the world was like, this is a good one. Right. Let me check it out. And this was a good one. The dude Pereira comes out for people that I'm not know with a big bow and arrow celebration as his walkout. So after he gets knocked out at a sign, yeah. I say all these names. Like I'm Australian now. Right. He does three shoots him dead. Then looks at his son and goes, daddy's sleeping. Yeah. His son had mocked him. I think six years ago. Yeah. You want to be a fighter? The post game's great. He sits down and he goes, ask me some real ******* questions. I'll send you a clip sack. Oh wow. Ask me some real ----. Quick editing. I missed him. Slow brain. Before we go to the not sports, why don't you go to draft Kings? We've been going to draft Kings a lot recently. Nice. You bet. Green screen. This is a draft Kings. Beck said no. And so did this duck with a knife stuck in its neck. Oh, this is a sad tale, man. Say you're the coolest duck in school. You have something that makes you scary, right? Everybody thinks, oh my God, this duck is a survivor. You were a runt. No one liked you. You stab yourself in the neck in a way that you know it won't kill you. And everyone thinks this duck's badass. He is a knife attack survivor. It's your identity. It's what makes you cool. When you show up to parties, it's what makes people talk about you when you leave the parties. And then the humans come along and capture you sedate you. And then you wake up no knife in your neck. And now you're just a regular old duck. So this is where humans get it wrong over and over again. Let this duck live with a knife in its neck. Here's where I'm a little confused. Isn't rule number one if like a knife is in you don't pull it out. Oh, I think surgeons can pull it out, which is what happened here. They like did duck surgery on this wild duck. They named it Donald, which is so soft. This whole story. Yeah. It happened in France. They named him Donald. It's the employee that never sleeps. It's the employee of the week. Oh, it's the employee of the week. Our one French employee. Yes. Oh, I'd say it again. The AFL team from almost a breakdown, that was like his team. Like, so he got heartbroken. He was like on the ground making out with those dudes. And then he got his heart broke as well. But Don's been killing it for talking baseball. He's the head researcher. Chic guy. And he also umped a game in the warehouse and did really well. He did one of those. It was good. So good job. He feels he feels naughty. 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You've never been a fighter, I guess. You always punch yourself a little. I was in a couple of fights. Threw a guy out the window once after I got beat up.