If Superheroes Were Asian...

Can I have an order of Mapo Tofu and Kung Pao Chicken? Thanks. Somebody order some food? Oh! You forgot the sauce. Thanks. Hey, Wonder Woman. Hey, Flash. Something's different about you. Did your boobs get smaller? See ya! Oh, crap! Batman, it's the fourth time this month. I'm going to suspend your license. There was a deer. And it looked like the Joker. Hand over the license. Oh, come on. I left it in the Batcave. I'll give you a million bucks. You want to meet Robin? Superman! I have Kryptonite! Fool, you think Kryptonite is going to work on Asian Superman? Oh, yeah? I have... No! How did you... Lactose! No! What the... How are you going to fight crime dressed like that? Alright. Come on, kitty. Let's go. What the heck are you? Nice job, kitty. No! Oh, hell no, kitty! Thanks for watching! And all jokes aside, guys. You know, it would be cooler if there was a lot more Asian faces in Western mainstream movies. Or at least find the ones to play actual Asian roles like Chung Li or... Goku. Or like the whole cast of Avatar. Yeah. We had a lot of fun doing this, as you can see. We made all the costumes. All handmade. Dude, I mean... Master sewer right here. I can cut alright. I think Christy and some other people... Christy was the one that sewed most of it and I'm like, screw this. Glue it all together. Dude, we have costumes for Halloween for the next, like, three years. Well, we're thinking maybe we can auction it off on eBay if anyone actually wants it. Dude, I'm keeping this! Alright. Follow us on Twitter. Google Plus, again. Because without Google Plus, we cannot reply your comments on YouTube. Google Plus. And Facebook. Subscribe! Bye, guys! Bye. What is my thing? What's my line? Ready? Not again.