Ben Simmons doesn't shoot & Man breaks skydiving record | Weekly Dumb

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake and this is the Weekly Dumb. And Jake, tell them how dumb you got over the weekend. James, you know that's a fib. I did not get dumb over the weekend. We had a delightful time at your baby bro's bachelor party. I forget what it was, birthday party, graduation party, bang, biscuit. it. We had to show the kids what's up Jimbo. You had it. I had it. We all had it. And we saw some Yankees games and some sweets. Yeah, we had a hell of a fancy weekend for us. Three hours in traffic as well. Not as fun as the rest as much fun. Jim, you know what was fun? A moment from that very weekend and almost a breakdown. Get into it right away. Jake is a champion and you gotta break down the celebration here because it is delightful. Opening up, we have my dad giving Jake a pump-up speech and Jake looking around thinking, oh my god I'm not ready. I can't do it. I'm not ready. But he's pumped up and it's 1v1 flip cup. It started as 12v12. My brother giving Jake a little massage. He's looking a little wonky there. Yeah, a little close-up. Okay, now here is... She's a professional flip cup player. Yeah. A lot of people know that from the video. No, yep. This, she was actually like... Adding more beer to my cup? A little, that's a good move. Yeah, we actually paid her to be there on my team. And then, okay, are you ready? Quick rules recap. That's just smart. Here we go. If you see the timing there. Okay, so this is where it gets great, Zach. He wins. He gives himself a little fist pump. High five. A lot of celebrating in the background from everybody. Our team was built on team unity. The opposing team, Jimmy's team, was not. So, when we did it, it was a celebration. We were pretty unified. Then Jake takes the jersey off right away and look at this. Cousin is in on it. This is the best shot. A champion. That is a champion celebration. And my dad, Gary... This is where things get a little twisty. My dad, a Gary Sanchez enthusiast, he was looking for the double water bottle so he could start celebrating. But, you know, a gentleman's... A gentleman's... You know what? Mid-celebration, it was a great game. Real recognized, real. She was a mercenary. We hired her just to beat you. She didn't get the job done. And then, and then, and then the head rub. Then the emotions take over. And the my dad scurries in the background to find some things to pour on your head in celebration. And yeah, let me move this out of the way. I knew if victory happened that there was going to be a celebration. I did not expect to be covered in beer. I didn't think your dad would be the leadoff hitter on the beer pour. Oh, actually, if you could go back a little bit. So, on the left there is my sweet Jessica. And you can see she's coming over to be supportive. And then she sees the beer pour and she does, ah, not into this. No, never mind, though. I'm not going to. No, thanks. And then, and then, yeah, champagne comes over. Yeah, the girls in the back get a little more confidence when they see me getting beer poured on. The lip reading here, this is the best moment of my life. So, yeah, Jake's a champion. That's almost a breakdown. Internet sensation. This, if this isn't, I mean, this shot right here should be framed in our office. That is a moment of triumph. Welcome to the funeral of Jake Storrelli. That's what welcomes you. And then it's my body on strings. A cardboard cutout of you. What a moment. One of the best moments of the weekend, a lot of people are saying. A lot of people are talking about it. Congratulations on the win. Thank you. All right, let's move on to sports. Sports, Jimmy, speaking of wins and losses, your Atlanta Hawks continue to roll on Trey Young. People like him. People hate him. But kind of the story is the 76ers trust the process. Ben Simmons, the not shooting thing, it's been around and it was highlighted on the biggest stage game seven. What is it? He took four shots in the fourth quarter and the whole, the whole, in the whole series, they posted his Zach's got his shooting numbers out here. He just didn't shoot in the fourth quarter. He just doesn't shoot. He had an open dunk in a game seven, fourth quarter. They needed it. And he passes it to a guy who's not an offensive threat, who is guarded by someone. Tybalt, good defender and bead gets the reaction. It's just, it's bizarre. I fully understand. It's how I had a group of friends once that would play basketball a lot and I didn't really want to play or be part of that, but they would say, come on, play. So I just go and I just pass it a lot. I just run at the corner and pass it. And then my, another friend was like, why don't you shoot? And I was like, cause no one, I don't want to shoot. No one wants me to shoot. I don't even really want to be, I'm just playing to play. And then he would always pass it right back to me. And then we would get into a little bit of a pass off. Like, dude, I'm not going to shoot because I suck. And I don't want to play, but I'll pass it to you. And then, and then you say, I pass it to you, you make it a bucket. And then you say, nice pass. You make it a buck. You make it a bucket. And I say on the Italian national team, people forget. Yeah. Well, it was a bunch, it was a foreign exchange student. Yeah. You make it a buck. Yeah. And then you tell me nice pass. There's a fun moment on every basketball team when you have too many passers and you're doing extra passing and it's fun. It's kind of like, Oh, Whoa. Yeah. That's every moment for Ben Simmons. And he's six 10 and should be able to score very easily at times. If I was one of his teammates to say shoot a couple of times, where do you think Ben Simmons ends up this off season? Jim? I know you've been all over this. Uh, Cayman islands. I could see him going on a nice vacation. Really nice vacation. Yeah. He needs it. So check, check his posts. Italian basketball. Not many people know that about you. Yeah. Well, it was me, a bunch of Italian foreign exchange students. What's the next even? Oh, not sports. Do I have a story for you, Jake? This dude, his name is Ryan Kanoff and he went skydiving naked 60 times in a 24 hour span. And he said, don't worry. It wasn't just for the sake of being nude. And then he went on to say that he did it for the Guinness world record, most naked skydiving jumps in 24 hours. But then he also said that he did it for awareness, for mental health and suicide prevention. And Hey, Ryan Kanoff, you're a liar. Yeah. Cause if you did it for awareness, you would have like done like, you know, raised money or you did it because you wanted to break the record and you're like a Jim, I was with you, but I think we got to pump the brightly. Sometimes the best way to raise awareness is doing what you're good at. And Ryan Kanoff is good at getting achy, jumping out of plane on repeat is good at spending a lot of money, 60 times, all the money that you spent to do 60 skydiving jumps and pay for the Guinness world records. Just donate that to some charities. You read the name of the airport, weeping water airport in Nebraska. You think he peed during any of the jumps? What an exhausting day rules on that. Can you pee mid jump? Zach, name your favorite charity or something that needs awareness. Breast cancer. Okay. That's the most consecutive paper rips in this studio in the history of the studio official. And I did it in awareness of breast cancer. And now for the rest of the show, I'll reenact the jumps. Might be, might be some of the worst reenactment. Ryan Kanoff, if that's accurate reenactment bizarre, horrible, horrible, flopping around in the plane, naked, chubby floppy fish. Yeah. So good job, Brian. Good job. You have the world record and you lied about doing it for something that you didn't want pilot. No, because don't pilots have a ton of rules about how often they can fly in like a stretch and stuff. You think the weeping water airport in Nebraska, this might've been the first plane that's taken off from there. Good job, Brian Kanoff. And when I say good job, I mean the opposite. I think you wasted a lot of time and money. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee employed. He is Did you hear what I said? First time ever. Happy birthday to you. You're a home run champion. Trevor Ploof. Trevor Ploof goes back to Minnesota, wins the home run derby. The entire crowd chanting Trevor Ploof is so good. They started playing gladiator on the big screen to get people excited about it. He hit really cool home runs. We're proud of him. We didn't know he had that much juice in him. He didn't know he had that much juice in his birthday. It was father's day. Like Trevor Ploof. What a week. 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