PERFECT SUMMER NIGHTS

Can you guys even see this creepy red and black bug? We're not sure what it is, and it's huge. Like if this thing starts flying right now, I'm gonna cry. Dude, could you imagine? That thing might bite you. Oh my gosh. Looks like it's got like pit bull pincers. Oh my gosh. I have never seen anything like this in my life. Tell me if you guys know what this is. It's got like a stinger on it. Dude, that thing looks like it's meant to run into stuff. What is that, Corbin? That looks like a lobster, even though it's a bat. A lobster bat? Maybe that's what that is. Can you guys like see how big that is? Meanwhile, Ezra's trying to get up on this rocking chair. That's like a dragon bug. Yeah, it kind of looks like a dragon, huh? Listen, if Russell were a bug, he'd be that demon bug. A demon bug. Look, we're putting together a... This toy we got for Christmas. Yes, it was for Christmas. That's something that we do, though. We hide a lot of their toys, and we put them in a shelf, and they forget about them, and look. Usually Lego toys. Yeah, because we don't want to put them together. So, these are, guys, these are from Christmas as well. Or was this one their birthday? I don't remember. Okay, that's all we got left. I think this one, I think these two might have been from their birthday. But they are, oop, okay, oop. It's kind of like a Lego thing, but it's a blast toy and a Charizard. So, when they're wanting a new toy, we just come in the pantry, and they've completely forgotten about them. I got this invitation today. Look, it's to us, our address. I have no idea. Do you know who any of them are? What in the world? And I don't know the parents. It's not like I'm related to them. How weird is that? It's so weird. And I don't remember even my address to somebody, you know? Is that weird? No. How many times have I said weird? Yeah, it's weird. It's weird. What are we here to get, baby? Besides groceries. A bicycle. And why? Can I talk with my Southern accent? Sure, but they have a bike. We done down here to get the boys a bicycle because we done got them the wrong bikes for their birthday. Like two years ago? We've been hooting and hollering for two years to ride a bicycle. Yeah. And I've been over here tickling my earlobe. Babe, am I even gonna use any of that? I don't know. Okay, so they're just gonna share this for now because they're about to fit into their bike. But, I mean, are you serious, Spider-Man? They are obsessed with Spider-Man. So, we got them one bike. They're gonna share this and the little helmet. Until they can fit into their bigger ones. So, we're gonna keep the big ones and I'm gonna do a little thing with it. Good job. Is that what that's done? Good job. Simon, nice close. Ezra, hi! Is that cool? Check this out. Watch these things, dude. This is how you shoot your spider webs. Whoa! We got you a helmet. Okay, let's get your shoes on first, okay? Cohen, you look so cool. What's on your head? You have four eyes. That's really cool. Oh, you actually poke them in the eye. Dude, Simon, give me five. You rode all by yourself. That was really cool, dude. Do you wanna go get some water now? Where's the house I'm going to tell you to make? A Spider-Man house? Yeah, just do it without buying that because they're gonna make it. Okay, we'll see. Ezra just had a delicious plate of, let's see, broccoli and some kale and some carrots and even chicken slices, huh? Want some more? That's so good. This is how Ezra eats. He always closes his eyes and then smiles so funny. Yeah, yeah. Mm, mm, mm, it's good. Yay, uh-oh. You dropped that? Uh-oh. There's nothing better than teaching the boys how to ride a bike. Why is it taking me so long to do that? Cause sometimes I feel like we get so wrapped up and doing other things that we forget the most important stuff. And learning to ride a bike is on top of that. Like, they're six, why do they not own another bike? They can ride a skateboard better than they can ride a bike. You guys, the chickens made their way into the garden. Now their door's shut. Guys, Voldemort's not afraid of you. There's flying all over the place. I gotta put a top on this thing, babe. How did you guys get up there? There we go. Do you love the smell of fresh cut grass? I know today was kind of, oh jeez, gross. I know today was probably a little on the boring side. I'm sorry, but I had so much fun with you guys. Did you have fun today? We had a lot of fun. And I do, I like just chillin'. I like just our casual days where it's just like our routine and we just, I don't know, have fun outside and play together as a family. So it was fun to just hang out together, huh? Yep. Okay, well, I think we're gonna call that a night, guys. Thank you for watching. And? Okay, well, hi. Okay, now he's being a little brat, but he has been being really cute. And apparently he likes his turkey gobbler getting tickled. No, I'm not even joking. Let's see it, let's see it. Chris, look. Let me see. Tickle, tickle, tickle. Look at those eyes. I'm mama, but now he's try. Tickle, tickle, tickle. Oh, yeah. Remember when I used to fall, like I'd come home from work. And fall asleep in Simon and Collin's crib. Yeah, I literally would fall asleep in it trying to hold on and just be there. That was so cute. It was so exhausting. Yep. Oh, yeah. Does that feel good on the gobbler? That's a clean spot, dude. Oh, so good. Oh, he's on the turkey. Yeah? Kiss? You ate your night time? He wants out of this jail. Bounce, bounce. Jumpity, jumpity, jump. Yay! Here, old lady, here. Look at you. Woo! Jumpity, jumpity, jump. Oh. Careful. Oh, so tired. Do you wanna get out for a minute? Woo! Yeah, he wants to get out. Okay, let's see. Okay, let's see you get out. What are you gonna do now? Uh-oh. What are you gonna do? Uh-oh. What's he gonna do? Uh-oh. Yay! Clap, clap, clap! Woo! Why is this easier for him to get out than me? I know, right? Someone pick me up and hang me over the edge. Ah!