HILARIOUS TWIN Q & A!

Is that the Yard of Stuff? You're gonna tell us the Yard of Stuff? We are gonna do the long-awaited Q&A for Simon and Cohen. So first question, what is a Q&A? I don't know. I'm gonna do the questions, who's giving the answers? Me. Okay. Hey, you mean us. When's your birthday? April 4th, April 5th. You both have the same birthday? Why is that? It's twins' birthday, it's twins' birthday. What's your favorite superhero? Oh, my favorite is Batman. My favorite is Captain Marvel because he got the sword and the shield. Cohen, can you say Batman in Batman's voice? What's your favorite thing about yourself? Say it, Cohen, quick. I'm very smart at grammar school, I like that. My eyes. You like your eyes? I like, I'm so good at grammar school. That's cool, dude. What's your favorite movie? Oh, my favorite movie is The Justice League. My favorite movie is The Vanity Fair. What's your favorite animal? Oh, my favorite animal is a lion. Oh, my favorite animal. A bunny, a lion and a bunny. Is there something on you, Simon, that we know it's you? No. What is it? A mole. Your mole. Is that how we can tell who's who? Yeah, and I don't have a mole. You're right. I don't want a mole. Where's daddy's mole at? You don't have a mole, you have a tattoo. Oh, that's, oh, no, that's a bee inside of you. Wait, what's your favorite thing to eat? Oh, my favorite thing to eat? Well, it's kind of a very small fruit. Fruit? With, that means with, oh, banana. All of them. Oh, my goodness. I eat all of the fruits, I eat all of them. What's your favorite food, Simon? Salad. What's something mommy always says to you? When it's night time, when it's night time, you say, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed. You say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's something daddy always says to you? No, and no. Dad's over here just laughing. You say a lot more stuff than no. If you were a cartoon character, who would you want to be? Oh, Batman, that's my favorite cartoon trope, the Batman. It could be a robot Two-Face, but he's actually not Two-Face, because he actually, like, got busted in the battle of the Batmobile, and then he became a robot. Choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo. Wait, is that an Avenger cartoon character, mom? Yeah, is that who you'd want to be? Yeah, called Captain Marvel. Yeah, I don't need a Two-Face guy, he's kind of cool, he can turn into a robot. What kind of job do you want when you grow up? I don't want to grow up, but I do want to be a doctor. And I want to be, I want to be a chef. What do you want to cook? Um, everything. And, Colin, why do you want to be a doctor? So I can fix people. Like who? Like you and mom, and like everyone. Yeah, yeah, grandma got to go to the doctor. Yeah, like so no one can die. Because everyone will die. No, no, no, when no one will die, then Jesus can come. Are you gonna get married? Yeah, he is. Who are you gonna marry? Colin's gonna marry me. Colin, who's Simon gonna marry? He's gonna marry me, it's mommy. And Colin's gonna marry me. How many kids do you guys want to have when you're daddies? 101. Well, I would do 12. I would do 14. I mean, two. What would you name your kids? But I forgot the guy's name. Manny and Maggie. No, no, no, no, no. What about this? Let's do the next one. Okay, what do you guys like to do together? Play games. I didn't want to say that. But that's what you like to do, right? Yeah, but I actually wanted to say, I like getting games with him together. What's your favorite color? Oh, my favorite color is blue, light blue. My favorite color is light red. What's your favorite holiday? Oh, my favorite holiday is Christmas. Oh yeah, me too. Why do you like Christmas? Because all the wonderful toys you get and the games. Don't touch my chin! You know what I'm going to get for Christmas? I'm going to get a lizard. I'm going to get Spider-Man. I'm also going to get Thanos. And I'm going to get Angry Bird and Darkseid and Green Arrow. Green Arrow? Two Green Arrows? No, no, no, this one's Green Arrow. And a new Batman and a new Superman. And the two new toys are Darkseid and Angry Bird. I never had those toys before. Who's your best friend? Oh, my best friend is Simon. And Ezra. Okay, just seven. Simon and Ezra. Don't say me. Oh, I knew ya! I said that myself, yeah. Colin and Ezra. Yeah, Maya too! Oh yeah, I'm Maya, Maya. You start writing what I'm going to say. Uh-uh. Pushing me to death. Thank you guys for watching. Can it be later now? Thank you guys for watching. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Tomorrow. I can't say it. It's getting hard to say tomorrow. We're all getting mixed up tomorrow now.