BACKYARD CAMPOUT!!

Go get it, go get it, go get it, go get it. That was cool. Woah, what is that? I want to see that! Over here, point it over there. Get the dirt out. Most people's shoes don't last very long, you know Johnny? Mine lasts quite a long time. Because I wash them every day. You guys want to see my closet? Want to see all my shoes? Mmmmm. Tell Johnny how good it is. Mmmmm. Three. D'oh. That's good. Is it good? Now you can have it. You just bite me? You'll bleed. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height. Let's go take my shoes into your daddy's room. Okay, we're going to show Uncle Johnny Thomas' closet. Come on, let's go see it, dude. Now you got Yeezys, NMDs, and tubulars. And then the Metcalls, dude. These are the Metcalls, huge. It's so easy. Peter Scribey. I want a picture of you, Johnny. Babe, you went to Walmart and didn't buy chicken. I want a picture of Johnny. You want a picture of Johnny? Yes. Hey, what are you picking? I want the booger. Yucky booger. Here, you're going to fly it, dude. Come on. Okay, you got to push this one up. Up. Hold the whole thing. Now watch the camera. That's the camera. Oh, there we are. That's us right there. Oh, you're going to make us dizzy. Can we get down in there? Excuse me, friends. Sure. Oh. Say, I love to fly. I cold my hair. I need a magic hat. I'm cold my hair, and I need a magic hat. I don't know where you are, Simon. Oh, there you are. Do you see it? Yeah. Oh, it's going down way fast. Find it? Yeah. Well, we let a four-year-old fly a drone, and that's what we get. I literally looked away for like three seconds and was like, yeah, Johnny, you're like, oh, that thing's going down pretty fast. At least it's alive, you know? Yeah, it looks good. Pickle, shut up. I found it. Telling a pizza. Show a pizza. That was cool. It's fun when you're going back. It's fun what? It's fun when you're going back. Oh, you like when you're going back? Is Simon still mad at me? They're broke. We don't mess with them unless they're broke. We're going to camp downstairs. You guys ready? Where's that tent at? There it is. Okay, that's a sleeping bag. That's a tent. You ready? Okay, we're going to go camp downstairs. Party in the hood. It's fast. Simon, come on. No, I need blankets and pillows. What's happening? I'll put your blanket in. Go, go, go, go. Get in, get in. You want me to come in? No. Put it over. I can't fit. What up? This is dope, huh? Are you cold? No, I'm fine. I don't even think this is a full man tent. We call this a half a man tent. Maybe I'm just all wet and uncomfortable. That's why I want to get out. Okay, come on, Simon. It's a balloon. Let's open the big kid. That's my chest. This is my belly. Daddy, make her fall up. No, give it back. No, I'm going to put it in my ear. It's in my ear. I'm going to pull my ear off. Johnny, take it back. You want Johnny to rip my ear off? Yeah. No, Johnny's my friend. Those go right across. No. Johnny. Look, it's just like a girl. That doesn't hurt. Let me show you what hurts. Kick. Elbow. Uppercut. What? You found it? Yeah, guess who found it? Thomas did, but guess where it was? In Thomas' car. No, no, no. She's been driving my car for the last six weeks because she lost hers. You know it. I've never done this in my life to a phone. Film your mom. I elbowed it off the counter when I was checking out. Guess what mommy has? What? I have something. Don't show mommy your guys' tent. Oh, show me your tent. Come on. What did you do? You did something outside? Oh, you did it. This is the cutest thing I've ever done. It's cold too. What is this supposed to mean? It's cold. Get over. I'm coming in. It's sweaty in here. No, it's just wet. It's sweaty. I'm sleeping out here tonight. I won't even know. Guys, guess what? I have something for you. What is it? I don't know. You don't know? Are you being a good boy? Do you want your surprise? What do you think it is? I don't know. Close your eyes. I was going to say we should make steak. You bought steaks? I bought steaks. They're right. They look like steaks. I've never bought steak in my life. You never send a girl to buy a steak. Dude, you're right. Simon crashed the drone from 100 feet in the air. Why would you let him do that? Dude, you're joking. No, he did, but it's fine. The drone is fine. 100 feet in the air? How was it fine? I started to push it up, but I lost connection to it because it was behind the house. The little antennas couldn't reach it. It just kept going. She sets it right here. It's not even the kitchen. Wow. There's a lot of stuff going on here. Over this. You keep doing this, guys. I worked out extra hard today. Lots of workouts. I helped some of my friends work out. Then I work out. Then I work out some more. Then I do a little bit more working out. That's a steak, bro. That's a steak. Ashley got some snickle frits. It made me sad today when I was looking at the different steaks. It's like shoulder blade, thigh, neck, belly. They tell you where it came from. That's just sad. I don't want to picture what I'm eating. The limb of it. I know it was a cow, but they got to be specific and tell us the name of the cow. Those things are boring. It was Betsy from North Ogden's barn. She lived to be nine years old. She was probably talking smack, too, while she was at it. This makes me sad. You know what's so weird? I have no remorse. I was this close to turning vegetarian, but then I'm like, I'm so hungry. Ashley says, hey, we're going to have steaks tonight. I'm going to bring home meat, and we're all going to just barbecue and eat some food. I'm thinking, she'll probably get some ribeyes or some New Yorks. Maybe she'll go balls to the wall and get some T-bones. Then she shows up with these. These are called beef petite sirloin ball tip steaks. These are the tips of a cow's ball. They look like emojis. Like the purple ones, but they're green. What are those purple things? They're petunias or something. Johnny, I'm not feeling so hot. What is it? Not a bad idea, Ashley. Look how he set it all up. Oh, you're so cute. This is Ninja hair flip. His hair flip inside this book. I book it for the other Ninja hair flip head. I'm going to bring a hobo dinner. That's what I'll eat. Maybe some cliff bars. And I'm going to camp at the top of that mountain. Look out here. I just put the hammer down, woman. Hey, you never know. You could just be talking crap to someone that is a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt that is going to wrap you up and tie you into a pretzel and break every bone in your body. You know what they'll do? They'll kick your neck off. Boy, don't make me come over there and kick your neck off. You ain't scared of me. Cook your meals three times a day plus snacks, take you to the gym, work you out, rub your feet, make sure my seatbelt's on, make sure the car has gas, always filled up, make sure the tire's always full, take you to the tree house museum every Wednesday, and that was it. No, there was one more. Babe? What? Give me a bubble bath every night, too. Come on, dude. I did not respect the skull because I took it off and she got a hold of it somehow. And that will not happen again. Let's go eat. No, I have to slap back that. I'm not doing it with that ring. It hurts. I promise on everything I'm not. Okay. What you know about that? I know all about that. What you know about that? And I think that I can pull it off. Listen, Tommy boy. Forget about it. Would you like to subscribe? She won't eat the fat. You just chew and chew and chew forever. It never goes away. Like and subscribe.