PLATFORM JUMP HUGHES STYLE

Who's in the house? J.B. Who's in the house? J.B. Let's do it. Me do it. Let's do it. Welcome to today's vlog. Okay, well we can't wait to see what we do today because we don't even know, but hopefully no one breaks a bone. Hopefully we have fun. Hopefully you guys have fun watching. Watching. Yeah. Good job, babe. I miss. No. Walk away. I'm stepping in pee, I think. Walk away. Strawberry. We got an issue. Huh? I don't have a bike. You can't ever forget where you came from. This is the 1991 Green Ninja. Chevy S10, baby. You got to open the door from this side. Can't ever forget where you came from, Johnny. I don't really know why, like me. We don't got music in this car. Don't touch the GoPro. Respect the GoPro. Kick me a beat, dude. Rolling in the 91 S10. Got my cousin Russ and he hasn't showered since I don't know when. Yeah, I smell this thing and I smell this beat and he's got a crit licking on his little bone beat. I can't overwhelm. My senses fail. Talking about the moron bros. Tattooed fingers, tattooed toes. They are the moron brothers. Don't get along with others. There's some other lyrics but I won't sing them. Do we know what we're doing? Getting some wood blurry face? Yeah. Mine needs blurry face and I care what you think. Today I'm just being a lumberjack, I guess. I was a journeyman carpenter in the union. I know what I'm doing here. I just had a change of plans because I didn't calculate a bicycle into this. So I'm going to build a platform 8 feet high and we're going to get sick off it. Cut. Carpenters use nails, Justin. They don't use screws. Can my subscribers agree? Doesn't mean carpenters can't use screws. We just prefer nails. If it's a good enough challenge, I don't care if I got to build something to pull it off. I just like challenges and I feel like this is a challenge. And I'm excited. Even though I changed the challenge, I'll also do a bike jump tomorrow or something. Cohen, the ball's going to get you. Oh, did you just hit pickle? Bumblebee. Which one's this one? Hot guy. Where's Iron Man? Go find me Iron Man. He screams like a girl. Erase that part, dude. It means we're keeping that part. Can we just let me know if my hair looks good or not? Guys, I'm not going to lie. We've done this too fast for this to be a safe structure. But that won't stop us from trying. I can't believe this. This thing's going to fall apart. Ha ha. Subscribe. Debbie, did I ask for your opinion? Don't make me call mom. I thought this was going to be a bike jump. And now all of a sudden it's a house. A dog house. Where Thomas sleeps when he's in trouble. I want to sit on your lap. You want to sit on my lap? Yeah. You love Pickle? Yeah. Sorry I hit him. What? I'm sorry I hit him. You kicked Pickle? Nope. I just hit him. Cohen! You said you hit Pickle? Yeah. Why would you hit Pickle? I didn't hit Pickle. He loves Pickle. Oh, he loves Pickle. Put on my kicks. Hey guys, we're done. Fuck this. You have nowhere to go. I'm going to tickle you until you pee your pants. Grab a little leg. Grab a little toe. I can hear what I'm saying. This is a perfect angle. Dude, this is such a good angle. Right in the good spot. What do you think about Russ' attempt? Oh my gosh. You mean his? What would you call that? Where you just go... I call it a happy. Straight to your death. Wait, was that the Karate Kid pose? Straight to your death. He did. His legs were wiggling in the air. And while he was going head first, landed straight on the noggin. Knocked some sense into him. I'm not very photogenic, Thomas, so I get shy by these camera things. Do you know who Russ is to me? Your little child? No, he's my husband number two. Actually, my child. I feel like I've been married to two people my whole life. Since I started dating you. Is it not true? I don't know about all that. I don't know if I'm a fan of what she just said. She just made Russ blush. He's over there blushing now. Whoa, don't. Don't get cracked. A cocoon! Babe, I'm not even joking. Look at this thing, honey. We could make out in here for hours. She walked away when I said we could make out in here for hours. Like, look at this. I would totally sleep in this in the rain. He ain't happy, folks. Whoa. Whoa! Ow! Ah! I think I broke my back. Come help me. That's the second time it's happened, actually. All the stuff I do and I get her sitting inside of a hammock. I can't see this on camera! Because I saw him go, wait, no! I swear he was going to get me. And then all of a sudden I hit the ground and I was like, well, makes for a better shot. I could do it over you standing up. 2-0! What? I'm over by our builder's house that built our house, Chris and Lindy Best. Remodel West and Lindy Best Realty. Like, best realtor and best builder around, for sure. And I'm in their backyard looking at their pool with my drone and there's people working. And they're just looking up at me like I'm crazy. What? I'm in a hammock today and I've been hurt doing anything in a really long time. That was pretty funny. And my cameraman, Johnny, could have caught me. No, when in doubt, Phil. He didn't. You record it. He made an executive decision and I agreed with it. If I were in his situation, I would have done the exact same thing. He did this. I started to fall and I was like, oh, he's got me and he went. That's a good cameraman. You know, a good friend would have caught you, but a great friend would have let you fall. Yeah. You look so pretty when you do it, though. It's got to be rough riding. You guys want to know what the go sign is for snowboarding? I was teaching Johnny when he was in Narnia out there. If it's ready to go and we're recording and the jump is clear, we do this. If someone crashed and landed on their head, the jump's not clear, we do this. Okay? X is no, O is go. Okay, that's kind of right. X is no, O is go. Right? It's bright out here for a pill. When you're trying to get the money for the rent. All the cash that you can't afford to spend. I don't need to end part of the song. Hey guys, thanks again for watching today's vlog. We really did get kind of crazy. Thomas jumping off of his... What was that called? A barely standing platform. Barely standing. Because it's barely standing. It gave me a heart attack the whole time. We switched from the bike jump. I just didn't put two and two together. I forgot to get a bike. Ashley wanted me to use her Cannondale, but that's a really expensive bike and I refused to do that. So I built a platform. It was a little rickety. Russ almost died on it. Okay, everybody, hey, don't forget to subscribe. And here's the Bulletin Roy ear. Catch it! Oh my gosh, look at that. And cut! You need to let it go. Thank you guys so much for watching, but we're out.