JACKSON HOLE TRIP • PART 1

Axe round, baby. I'm a little worried. I'm always worried because it's Thomas. He always has to like do something crazy and I'm just scared. You be safe and make sure they all stay safe and don't go near bears. Like what the heck? You guys, we got guns. We got masks. We got army paint. I bought a machete that's like this big that I'm gonna have strapped on my backpack with a 12 gauge tactical shotgun. I'm freaking sweet. A Smith and Wesson handgun and a .357 revolver. No way. I'm like Clint Eastwood, dude. Oh yeah. So you know, we're going to the no cell phone zone. So like you can bring your chargers for your phones but they ain't gonna be useful. I'm excited. We're going into the jungle of Yellowstone. When you hear this noise in my home, if you broke in, I would run. Okay, just tip to all the burglars out there. If you hear that when you break into a home, you're better off to just take off. Some bacon, eggs. We're going to do this, Johnny. The power of the skulls, baby. Michael, when this mask gets put on, it's a good idea to run. Johnny, I was an Eagle Scout, okay? Okay, Johnny. Necessities you must have, okay? Rope, okay? We'll talk about why I have the rope later. First aid kit. For Russell. A must, okay? In case anything happens, I don't know. I'm always prepared with the first aid kit. The best way to clean a wound. Alcohol. You always want bug spray, okay? Don't walk up to any wild animals. I'm gonna catch a bear, dude. What are you talking about? No, you're not. Catch? Trail, let me tell you something. Do you see the latest one? Trail. The lady almost got killed. But did the lady have Norma Jean with her? I don't think so. Man, I'm turning into a boy. I have like testosterone running through my veins. Surprise! I got it, Johnny. She's on. I'll be safe, I promise. Shut that off because I'm gonna say something dirty. Shut it off, seriously, shut it off. Shut it off or I'll kill you. Say what? I see, no, Thomas, seriously, I. They take the precautions for the safety of others. Let me break it down like a shotgun. Not the Crip gang, grab me by your hip, say. Pull you towards me because I won't stay. I got 56 shows I gotta go play. What the heck, Sean? A piece of me will always be inside of you. Moron bros, tattoo diggers, tattoo toes. Watch out! All I wanna know, Michael, is why doesn't she strip no more, dude? You know? Answer me that. How come you don't strip no more? Don't put that in the vlog, Johnny. So we're gonna go on a safari hunt in Walmart. I heard him somewhere. Whoa, what's up? You single? Fancy running into you. Are you single? Are you my sister? Kind of weird having a hot sister. Hallelujah! That hip to hip, I shout the order, shoot the cap, I thrust the throat, thrust the throat. ♪ Bad, bad woman with a young, little pretty face. ♪ I'm gonna go peep this river real quick. Isn't that safe to get in, Johnny? Say what? Isn't that safe to get in? Ooh, look at this. When I was growing up, I hated when my cousin Russell started smoking cigarettes. So what I did was, he didn't have any money to buy them at the time because I was the only one working, so I would buy packs of cigarettes and I'd make him do crazy things for a cigarette. Well, right now, Russell wants some cigarettes right now. And I got ideas for crazy things for him to do. Like number one, jumping in this leech infested river. And I'm pretty sure he would do it for a cigarette right now. We're gonna do this for the vlog, for the viewers, all right? Beautiful. You guys, let's just go over our nicknames really quick. We got Krusty Mops right here because he hasn't showered in seven days. We got Johnny B. Bravo over here. We got Big Mikey B. and Dingleberry Carey. They call me Pearly. This girl named Tessa says my camera runs sexy. Hey, easy, he's married. That's you, Tessa! That's a great idea! Ride in a police car if you're shoplift. Call and let us know if you're a police department. That is a great sign, dude. What's up? Chanel? Chanel-y. Subscribe, yay! Hey, peace out, brothers. Hey, good job. Peace out, brothers. Don't film me. I swear, dude, I will sue. I will find a lawyer if you film me and I will sue because these guns, they're not ready to be shown yet. It's good, I've eaten here before. Subscribe to Hangin' with the Hughes. Woo! Go subscribe to Hangin' with the Hughes. This is all one check. Me and him are gonna play paper, rock, scissors on who pays more. That's right. Okay, all right, nice. Actually, let's put their check on it and that guy over there's check on it, too. Go for it. Okay? This is my dream restaurant right here, dude. America, dude. You know what I'm saying? You know why I got an arsenal in the back of my trunk, dude? I'll bet this place will let us shoot somewhere around here, dude. We just go right to the back. You guys got a shooting range? Rock, paper, scissors. All right, so let me get some of that ketchup now. Welcome to America, dude. It's called a Philly, dude. Appreciate it. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Thanks again. You could be the ripest apple on the tree, dude, and somebody ain't gonna like apples. 12. That's 12 feet right here, dude. Well, that's only 12 feet. No, stop, dude. I'm gonna go the whole way. If you want to keep doing this. That's 12 feet right there, so mark where you're at. Okay. I'm right here. Okay, now go. Go back. I said 30. I said 35 to 40. Dude, if you really think about it, technically, it was kind of a tie because it was half of what we both said. Someone at tape measure's thinking, I'm laying down at a restaurant, and she's cool with it. Because she's just thinking, that's a dirty floor, and he just wants to lay on it. Like, go ahead, I ain't stopping you. I like to think of myself as a race car driver, so when I break traffic laws, I don't feel so bad of myself. I've been American, at least I know I'm free. I might not be the best fighter in the world, but I'll bet I'm the prettiest. You guys, you guys didn't even go in the water? Dude, do I look like a backpacker? This is gonna be so cool. Hey Thomas, am I getting hazard pay? Dude, you probably should look down so you don't step off of me. Really? America! Yeah, buddy! Ready? It's so windy, bro. Dude, it's freezing. Guys, listen, if your homie has a whitehead or your girlfriend, whatever, you tell them, dude. You say, look, I don't want to look at that thing, so someone needs to tell you about it. Oh, Sancho Libre, dude. Holy banana cupcake, man. Johnny, here's the thing, dude. The reason my pants say alpha is because I am the alpha in this squad, dude. And we're not around the world, dude. You got people like Barack Obama that probably would win that fight, but. It's all about that, Johnny. I want to get another pair of shoes. Her, Ashley didn't hear that. Plug your ears, babe. Russ, you been working out, dude? You're looking good. Yeah, I look all right, huh? You're a good guy, man. Yes, come on. Follow the little red rover, Johnny. Subscribe to... The Hughes channel. Yeah! What's your name? Joshua. Joshua? Yeah, you can call me Margo. Margo? Yeah. Joshua. Okay, I'm Thomas. We'll see our video. Hey, have a good time. Subscribe to Hanging with the Hughes. Subscribe to all of us. Awesome. Subscribe to Hanging with the Hughes. I got your back. I got a flag. Subscribe to Hanging with the Hughes. Hanging with the Hughes, that's it. That's it. Bam, there you go, dude. Isn't that the way that love's supposed to be? Subscribe to Hanging with the... The Hughes. Subscribe! Awesome. He don't say it, dude. Subscribe to Hanging with the Hughes. Subscribe now, yay! Subscribe to Hanging with the Hughes. Let's just do these things good, you know what I'm saying, Johnny? One with mushrooms. He's incredible, look at this. And then you can just... Yeah. Oh, did y'all just see that? Okay, this one. Celebrity! Jesus! Oh, yeah! What did he, did he throw the pizza down? I did, I actually took a bite out of it, actually. I was slaying it. He must be a really special person. We don't want just anybody back there. Subscribe with Hanging with the Hughes. Perfect. You can't move like me, that's fine. I'll get it, I'll get it, homie. Thank you. Body roll. Listen, that's uh... Have a great night! See y'all. Subscribe to the Hughes. Hey, hide your beer and subscribe to Hanging with the Hughes. Subscribe to Hanging with the Hughes, baby! You really just farted on me, huh? And I'm like, oh baby! How's my hair? I'm a nice guy, dude. I bought this hotel room, dude. I'm sleeping on the floor, dude. That's just how I roll, bro. Bro, I'm gonna go get some... You know what I mean? Mama Hughes taught me how to sleep on the floor, dude. I'm gonna go get some milk. 17 years, bro, I slept on the floor. I was dreaming of a life. My name is Thomas. Alright, burrito time. Sausage? We have a burrito pack. Subscribe to the Hughes channel. Thank you very much, everybody. Subscribe with Hanging to the Hughes. With the Hughes. Subscribe to Hanging with the Hughes. Yeah, there we go. How's my hair, Johnny? You like this hat, dude? Yeah, it's cool. Tommy's got ideas. Johnny, Johnny-san. Oh, Tom, it's like a D.I.E. I'm like, do we need bear mace? He's like, dude, you gotta have bear mace. Don't do that without bear mace. So there's a lot of bears where you're going. You should probably be careful. It's not advised to go where you're going, actually. Bears are gonna attack you and probably kill you. You guys, if you're not listening to Canyon Kids, go look them up. Swear word number 37, Johnny. Can't swear on the vlog, dude. Rule number one, dude. My bad. She got to stay over there, but God bless, she's here and we're together now. Subscribe. Dude, this is what we were born to do. And you know what's scary about this, K? I'm just gonna tell you, I'm really nervous. I know I'm not acting like I'm nervous. Maybe I am, but crazy stuff always happens to me, dude. It's just like, hey, let me throw some crazy at you. That's the type of life you're meant to live. So I know we're gonna see a bear, guys. We're seeing a bear. Dude, it's coming closer, Thomas. Wake up. That is the most disturbing thing to wake up to. I never want to wake up to that again. Right there, dude, I can see it. Did I see it?