HE BLINDED HIMSELF!!🤭

It's Moses and his staff. Oh, you're killing me kid. We are getting all the Christmas stuff out. There's a lot here I do not use anymore, but I need to go through everything and decide this is like my Christmas tree stuff. I forget every year the stuff that I have. I don't know how this was an awesome Santa find. I got him at a thrift store for like five bucks or something. He's huge. This was like right when we got married, we got that and we love him. What is wrong? Stop, stop, stop. No, for real. Stop, stop, stop. Make sure you're getting it all the way off. Open it so you can get it off the side. Are we seriously fighting? So annoyed. This was like 25 minutes of them screaming at each other to get the plastic off. Like Thomas has never been so eager to work ever. Eager to work. Oh my gosh. We just realized that this plastic was still on it and I shouldn't have even have messed with it. It looked fine. It did look fine. And then I like peeled it a little bit and then it was just ruined. See, this is why I didn't want you to do that. I could have pulled this all off in one swoop. Thomas, that's what I was planning on doing. So now we got to fight for that. Oh, this is like a blister dude. He shows up in the works dirty and stuff. You want to play a game? Let's see if you can do it. Do you know that Russell goes through 18 pairs of socks a month because instead of washing them, his feet smell so bad, he just throws them away. Why do you have to say stuff like that? I work hard. I build. Listen, he, he'll wear a pair of two days in a row. So basically 15 socks will last him a month and he throws them away and buys a new pack at the end of the month. The bad thing is Thomas is the one who dig him out the trash and wash it. I mean, actually using my whole, you could just, Oh yeah. You could just wash your socks and they'll smell good, but no, that's too much work for us. I'd rather go buy a new pack. Check her out. So you probably can see the line where the plastic was, was straight across right there. I'll need to clean that. If there was ever a time to catch the way that dishwasher looked, now's the time. Do you want to know the only reason I like daylight savings? Guys, it's time for bed. Is it dark? How about I give you five more minutes? 15 how about 30? 30 more minutes and then you guys can go to bed. In the summer when it doesn't get dark till like 10 PM it's always a struggle to get them to bed. They're like, it's not even dark out. So when I was like, it's dark outside, then they believe me. It's time for bed even though they really got a couple hours, but they don't need to know. Okay, we're getting rid of one mattress. They're going to have their twin mattresses in their bedroom, huh? Cause we're going to give them their own individual beds again. It's about time. Me and Thomas have been looking for a mattress. We ain't never had a new mattress since we've been married. Yeah. We've been married for seven years folks. Yeah. Isn't it the law? Like not the law, but the unwritten rule. Every eight years you're supposed to get a new one. Is that real? Yeah. I've heard of that. If you guys know of any good mattresses, comment down below. I'm not talking about like $5,000 ones. I'm talking about maximum a thousand bucks. All right. Yeah. It's my price range. A thousand bucks. Link some good mattresses below. I'm going to come see what we did in your room. Okay. Is that cool? Daddy's going to build you guys a bed though. These are going to be two different beds. Do you like that? You have your own bed. That looks, Whoa. That looks like fun. Whose bed is whose? Good. I love that. They always just like, they don't care. Ezra's turning on the lights off. Okay. Well, I'm glad you guys like it. I don't know if this was a good idea, but I guess we'll see. Oh my gosh. But once you have a bed, you can't jump like that. Cause I don't want you to break the bed. Okay. Oh, look at that bunk dude. Oh my gosh. Look at his hair. Oh, Thomas, we have to show him his hair. No. Yeah. Executive decision. No. Babe, I haven't even told you, but today when I took him into the grocery store, every single person that saw him goes, she is so cute. He's wearing all dark blue and like, like boy clothes. They were assuming as was gender. They were assuming his gender and they called him. So the person checking me out, the person bagging, when I left the store, the person was walking past me. When I put my cart in another four people today said, she is so cute. A couple of things I know about a couple of things, people. Okay. Perhaps I'm gonna go all South on you. First of all, if you got girl features, it means you're really attractive. I don't know if you knew that. Okay. Yeah. So I just got some girl features. No, it's his hair. Cause it's so long. That's why it's just so long. We knew we were going for this. I knew it. I knew what I was getting myself into. We're going a little bit longer. Just a tiny bit. Just a tiny bit longer. I'm talking maybe four inches. Oh sure. Okay. Here's the thing. I love his hair. Like I love it long, but I feel like, like, what do you do in that situation? Do you just, do you correct him and say, no, it's actually a boy. I like just say thank you. Maybe that's my fault. You just roll with the punches. And number two, I think I'm actually on number three is I'm not cutting his hair cause everybody's telling me to, when everybody tells me to do something, I go the other way. You guys check with, check out the, geez, check out this thing. Ashley's mom got it for us for like two years ago for Christmas. I just found it. Check this out. Are you ready? You want to know what it's used for? Hey boy, you've been drinking. Hey, don't walk away from me. You need to tell the line, son. Hey, hands behind your back. Could you imagine? All right, follow the light boy. Sit, sit. Listen, if you can't obey a few commands, I know you've been drinking. I got two questions. What were you thinking? And have you been drinking? Sit, sit. He looks guilty. He's getting, listen, he does look guilty, but I'll tell you what, I ain't never seen a thing cooler than that. Watch this. You blinded yourself. Thank you. Thank you. Think about it. The second button you push. So check this out. Tell me if this makes sense. First button you push points in the direction. To point in the direction. And then you're like, Oh, I wonder what the second button does. The third or fourth, like give me a warning. Let me do the dim light. And then I'm going to get you with the bright one. Oh my goodness. I forgot to show you guys, but today I got them their new matching comforters. Aren't these so cute? They're dark blue and white stripes. Are you making a snow angel? Are they so warm? You're going to do that in the snow. Probably. Do you guys want to make a snowman too? Like what? An elf snowman? I'm going to make abracadabra. Oh, okay. Well I think we're going to go to bed now. What do you guys say? I think it's finally time.