BABYS FIRST CHECKUP

Where are we going? Where are we going? Say, we're going to my doctor's appointment. If dad's your favorite, make a funny sound. If mom's your favorite, make a funny sound. Get busy with it. We are on our way to Ezra's three-month checkup and when we get back we are going to go to the pool with Eric and Rex and Lexi and we're just gonna have a good old grand time. First things first. I got a tall baby. Thomas is so proud. We just got his weight, height and head circumference and for his weight he's in the 28th percentile, which means he's on the lower. Which is crazy. We thought he was like a fatty. For his height. Look at his boobs. He's in the 82nd percentile, which means there are only 18 more babies that are taller than him. Look at this. He has cleavage and you're telling me he's skinny? Skinny. And his head circumference is in the 18th. So that's again on the lower. Just so you guys know Simon and Cullen's head percentile was in the 98th percentile. There was only 2% of kids with bigger heads. And they're short and little with these like bobble heads. So it's pretty funny. Imagine this head times 2 on Simon and Cullen. That's what it would look like. Yeah. Everyone hold the phone. Okay, we got an issue. What are you doing? What's going on with your hair? You have pigtails. Snoop Dogg has pigtails. Looks good. You're not coming to the pool with us. Lexi told me to do them. I told her I'm American. So you need pigtails? Give me a turn. Give me a twirl. Look at my hair. Look, how's my hair? What is wrong with you dude? Look at this. Check this out. Good block, dude. I'm gonna run to the store and get a new beach hat for the beach. Oh, that's a good idea. They don't have what I'm looking for. All right, I'll go to Smith. We are here. We are here. We are here. We made it to the pool and it is like 200 degrees approximately today. So this should be fun. But we bought a new tent thing, like shade tent, because ours got stolen, you know, and I was really mad about that. So we got a new one and I'm excited to put it to you some use today. We got a crew with us. Let's go. Let's go. That's Snoop Dogg. I don't know what you're talking about. Khloe, good old Kardashian. Hey, it's playtime, but first we're gonna go to the diving board and see if Russell can redeem himself on his double flip. Hey, can I get a, hey, hold on, can I get a shout out to my flag? I think first I'm gonna go up and throw the buck 50, you know, get us started off nice. Eric's next. He's gonna try something cool and then we'll leave it up to Russell to close it out. Guys, what are we gonna go get? Slurpees. Yay, nothing's better than a slurpee after a hot day swimming. This, my friends, is how you catch a jackal. Now, when you got the jackal in your sights, you fire the pistol right down the center. He didn't go down with the first shot. You gotta hit him with the second one. He's down. Well, we have been home from the pool for a few hours. I took a nap. Thomas, oh, it's dark. Thomas had a call for our business. We just got ordered some pizza. Apparently, there's a really important basketball game on tonight. So we're downstairs watching that, eating some pizza. Now, I need to find some plates. Is there enough for everyone? Pizza dip. We need napkins, paper towel. Okay. Party hardy, rock and roll. And then after the game, we're gonna watch another news report. KSL did like, remember that interview we did a few weeks ago? It's like a huge investigation that they're doing. So, we'll probably watch that and eat some popcorn or pizza, whatever. This is the best pizza in the world. Look at those. Don't you wish you had smell-o-vision right now? Oh, they're so good. Oh my goodness, gravy. Save me one or save me that box. That box is for me. I'm just kidding, I swear. We don't know how all these bugs got in, but Thomas has been like, How many did he kill, Lexi? Like, 12? He wants to let one win, so he can go tell his friends to stay away from our house. You always let one survive, so he warns the homies. That's what I think. No, don't let him live, dude. He's so annoying. He's talking all this crap. Look at him. I was on your side. I was gonna tell him to let you live. You guys see that? But guess what? This is America, and the wives win. You know what? I crushed his skull. And you broke my light. But you know what? Those look like spiders with wings. They're so creepy. Don't you think they're creepy? They're so disgusting. I'm pretty sure Thomas just fell off our deck. Because we heard like, he was like, be quiet, or I'm gonna go up there and shoot him. And then all of a sudden we hear this like, ruckus, and then everyone's laughing, but Thomas, did he fall off the deck? He fell off the deck right onto the, you know, the metal thing by where the barbecue was. Yeah. He fell right onto it. There's like a ledge thing. He's like laying on the ground. Should I go look at him? Yeah. Okay. Oh my god! How did you fall like that, dude? Basically, he fell, and he's dead. Just like my camera's about to be. All right, guys. I'm not kidding. My camera's about to die, so we're just gonna call this a night. We'll see you guys tomorrow when I don't look as scary and crazy. Okay, say bye with me. Say bye. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Tu mañana. Tu mañana. You knew exactly what to do. She knew what to do. Okay.