LAND CRUISER REVAMP

We're just getting dressed for the day, huh? Okay, put your... Come on. What are you wearing, dude? I'm actually... I want to show grandma all of these toys. You want to show grandma them? You guys can come with me to grandma's, but I don't think she's home. Yeah, grandma's at work. She's at work. So, yes, this won't look much today. Actually, it looks really good. Good. Can we put your arms through? And they just come in my bag. Come on. And they just come in your bag? Arms through. Look up to the sky. Are you all wet, and your hands? I do not have wet hands. Look, they're not wet. They're just cold, honey. Maybe they're cold. Your hands are cold. No, you. Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Oh, hot, oh, hot, cold, hot. Cold, hot, cold. You're hot. Ah! Wow. That was magical. Pa, pa, pa. Raiden, do you love her? Do you love Ashley, Raiden? What? I'm her mom. Her mom. If Simon and Colin called you Ashley, would you be mad? They call me Ashley all the time. Anytime I say, what's my name? Daddy Thomas. Yeah. They'll say, remember that one day you walked in the door and Colin, or was it Simon? Hi, Thomas. I was like, what? What? I wasn't mad. I called my grandparents, but my grandpa by his name once, and everyone had a hissy fit. I think it's funny. I mean, they don't really call us that often, but that's why it's funny when they do, because it's like, where did that just come from? Oh, he's a good boy, huh? Raiden, you ready to go in the vehicle? You guys, we got a surprise, kind of. Oh, I'm so excited. Can we go, do you want to go introduce it real quick? Want me to introduce it? Reintroduce it, because it's been revived. Okay, revamped. Here we go. So, this first thing we're going to show you is the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life. Last night, I told Thomas, I'm like, I think there's an animal in the bushes, because I heard it crawling around, creeping around. Thomas catches it, and then it got loose in our house, so here it is. I can't even touch it. I don't even want to touch it. Okay, open it up. No, I'm not opening that. Are you kidding me? Okay, hold the camera. I'll open it. Oh my gosh, Thomas, no, no. I'm going to open it. No, you're not opening it. Babe, watch out. Look at him. He's sleeping. Oh, he might be dead. No, he's alive. I don't think you guys understand how big this is, actually. Hold on. Okay, Thomas, this isn't funny. This is not it. Why is it with flies? Babe, you didn't poke holes in it? I left half of it open, babe. He's alive. Oh my gosh, I hate you. I hate you. You guys, can we just put my hand next to this thing to show you how big it actually is? Watch this. Okay, here it is. The Land Cruiser is done. Oh, and it's not just the Land Cruiser. It's the huge cruise. Babe, you look so hot holding that. Oh my gosh. Look at this. Flat black with flat military green. It's called military green. Guys, do you like daddy's new car? Seriously, because of how good the body work was done on this? It's like a brand new exterior. It does. It looks like a brand new car. And then, can you see? This says Hughes Cruise. How do you say it, babe? This one is not embossed. When it's embossed, I think it's when it's imprinted, but this is... 3D? I don't even know, but it's... I think they're both called embossed. Maybe it is. Did you smear something on here? Yeah, it's just like a black thing that all the exposed gas tank. Screw in first. You guys putting it on? The new car. Man, you're such a good helper. Holy cow, dude. Should I be paying you? Yeah. How much monies do you want for helping? Maybe a quarter? A whole quarter? Yeah. Okay. Hopefully you guys can see this. It looks like you can, but it says cruiser. Custom, baby. And it's like embossed. So it looks really freaking sweet. Embossed. It's embossed. I always, anytime I tell someone, I'm like, yeah, it's like embowed or something. Embowed? Embroided. It's embroidered into the... Embroided. Embro-scienced. Yep. Embro-coated. Wow. I think that looks so cool. The Hughes Cruze. What year is this, babe? 1997, baby. Hey, who got this guy? Okay, can you take a picture of me and the boys right here, mom? Yes. Okay, come here. Let's go take a picture. I think safari style. The cruiser. We already bought that, yes. So you guys can see that. And the roof rack. So cool. Babe. Look at all this matching. You can have my Mercedes. I didn't mean to. But we're selling you a Range Rover for sure. Yeah. We never drive that. Oh, jeez, dude. Did you use that beetle? That's how loud the beetle was last night. That was a snake. A big one. Look! I have a toy! Okay, let's jump in daddy's car. We're gonna go for a ride. How did you do that? Yeah, jump in. Look, he messed with the garage doors. How did that happen? Did you do that? Did you unscrew it in the garage? You unscrewed it and screwed it there? Or are they magnets? That's our secret. It's a magnet. So you can just get this whole- You need to do a blog about that. You should. You can get this whole set of hose is where we got him. Here, bud. Because we're considering widening these, like making them a lot bigger. So we're like, well, we don't want to spend all this money on these garage doors if we're just gonna get new ones soon. So we went the cheap route. Got the magnets, yo. 30 bucks or 40? Every time, they were 39. Okay, gimme that, gimme that, gimme that, gimme that. Okay, but the boys love to play with them. And you have pancakes. Who has pancakes? Mama has it. What? Where's all the food at? Are you raiding your mom's fridge? Isn't that what you're supposed to do? Ice cream. Ice cream in the cupboard, I don't know. No one lives here anymore, so Mama Porter doesn't have to feed everybody. Well, that's not gonna be more there, either. Is that a pantry? That's a pantry now? Is that what's happening? Guys, that's just cones. Good call, Mom. You making pig sounds? Yeah, yeah. Oh! What? I haven't found one piece. You've got a good eye, bud. Cole, you're good. Hey, hey, hey, give me another piece if you have it. Give me another if you have it. There's no more letters, that's all of them. Simon, what are you playing with? Oh, okay, I didn't know that. Holy cow, babe, he really is smoking you. Shut up. You don't have one piece together. I got three. Wow, you spelled Optimus Prime, bud. I did this one. Don't get it twisted. You did the letters? Just that one. Brayden, don't eat the flowers. I wanna make a song. You're gonna make a song? You want a what, Simon? Play us your most famous song. Top six. Can you not play something real? Peek-a-boo. I love doggies, doggies. Yeah. You love doggies? I love our doggies, yeah. Come on. Check that fun out. Fun piece of man work. Okay, look up to the sky, look up to the sky. No soap in your eye. You're gonna get soap in your eyeballs. Oh, you're not looking up all the way. All the way up. Okay, good job. Good job, bro. These are the cutest pajamas we found at Target today. Look how cute. Isn't it safe to say we're such Target shoppers? Yeah, and holidays. I know it's August, but these suckers would've been gone. Look how small, tiny those arms are. Hopefully they fit on. And like skinny little legs. Oh, Cohen's getting lotioned up. Lotioned up for the skelly tongue. Hey, are you excited, buddy? I'm excited. You know what? Simon, are you excited? Wait, what do you mean by that? What do you mean? Like that or like? Just rip it off. You whip me. They whip me? Do they watch you whip? They watch you nae nae. Cohen, show me how you whip. I don't want to. Popcorn, popcorn, popcorn, popcorn, popcorn. I guess you guys want popcorn. Yeah. A dog, a deer, a female chick, a dog, a rat, a skunk, a something. Okay, now this one. Simon, what are you doing? I don't think you like popcorn, do ya? Oh, Simon gave pickle kisses. Under his arm. I need a mask. And mask. No, you already look like one. You have hollow eyes. Hollow eyes? Yeah. Okay, this time. Look who finally made it in the house. The popcorn machine. And honestly, it took running out of popcorn for this to happen. Sorry. Are you excited to make popcorn? This stuff tastes like the legit movie theater popcorn, huh? Oh my gosh. It would not be popcorn without the popcorn making. I love it, I love it. So I just went to. Do you see how big that spider is? I just went to move this couch, and there is a massive spider. Oh my gosh. Ow, it smacked the floor. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh no. Floor, one, dad, zero. Did that really hurt that bad? Raven, stop biting me. Stop it. We need a shoe. I'm hurt. That's not how you love on your dad. We need a shoe, huh? Gosh, babe, that actually really hurt bad. Are you okay? Let me see. I just wanted to WWE. Thomas, that thing is like smothered. Hey, that's the WWE chokeslam. You guys, look. Oh my gosh, I still get creeps. I just can't. Oh, watch this, triangle choke. Triangle choke. Oh, get the one arm in. Oh, I got it. Pull his head down. Elbows. Okay. Popcorn's almost cooking. Are you guys ready? Oh, I hear popcorn. All right, guys. We're gonna call that a day and a night. And tonight, when the boys fall asleep, we are going to watch The Sound of Music because he's never seen it. Okay, if you guys watched our Snapchat today, you heard me trying to sing the song. Yeah, it's depressing. He's never seen the movie. That was like my childhood movie that I watched all the time. So, that's what we're gonna do tonight. Watch The Sound of Music. Thank you guys for watching and don't forget to subscribe. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye.