What if Asians Starred in Blockbuster Hollywood Movies

Hey guys, welcome to Off The Beat World! I'm Mia. And I'm Felicia. Today we have a special video for you guys. It's like something a little different. Yeah, so we always wondered what it would be like if you got an Asian to play the main character of one of these blockbuster movies. Yeah, so we're just going to reimagine these characters into Asian characters and see how it goes. Yeah, so pretty much this is what this whole video is about. If you're confused, just keep watching and you'll find out what we're talking about. This is where we hold them. This is where we fight. This is where they die! Hey! Where is everyone? What? We're all, we're all here. All 300 of us. What? 300? We're freaking China, Lee. There's 1.4 billion of us. Oh, I'm not Chinese. I'm Steve. Ni hao. I'll sign up for this at the student activity fair last week. 300? Yeah, 300. Doesn't it sound heroic? 300 sounds suicidal. Where'd you get a number like that? I read it in a fortune cookie. What? Are you out of your mind? Those don't work on us. They're for white people. Oh, sorry to interrupt. I'm actually looking for a Chinese language exchange. Nonsense! I live my life by the cookie, and that cookie says that my smile is my passport into the heart of others. Last summer, I love your culture. Oh, and I'm single, by the way. I work out a bit, too. Well, mainly just the abs, but... I always carry a gun with me when I go to the post office. Yeah, who are you? I belong to Dauntless, guys. What? No way, I'm... What are you doing? I know what it is. She's Asian, guys. There's no way she's Dauntless. Yeah, Asians are normally erudite, because they're, like, good at being smart and stuff. Yeah, I hear they eat other people's brains to increase their power. Whoa. Yeah, I'm not comfortable with you saying that. I think you might be a racist, man. Yeah, you should probably stop hanging out with us. Hey, you guys are all racist! Just because I'm Asian doesn't mean I can't be in Dauntless. We're good at a ton of things that don't involve just mathematical skills. Asians are an important and a diverse group of people who are a benefit to this post-apocalyptic society. Now get that gun out! Uh, did anyone understand any of that? Yeah, what was that? Was she speaking Spanish? I've never seen an Asian act like this before. Aren't they supposed to be docile? I can do more than math. I can kickbox. I can do interpretive dance. I'm really good at shooting people. And I just started doing improv acting classes. Wait. I think she's saying she's divergent. Get her! No, wait! Hold on! What about his Asian? Four! Four! Four! Well, that's four, but he doesn't count. There's something wrong with his brains. Yeah, his parents dropped him off here with us when he was five. Apparently he can't do basic trigonometry problems. Yeah, all those triangles stressed him out. Now he just spends his days trying to bash the failures out of him. If we don't break down this door soon, the professor's gonna be dead for sure. That's girl. Logan, keep it together. I need you. I killed Jean. I'm a bad boy. Wait. Did you just call me math girl? Do your job. Use your mathematical skills to defeat Magneto's thugs. It's not your fault that Jean died. She was crazy. No one even liked Jean. I was totally gonna divorce her after she disintegrated me in X-Men Last Stand. Hey, Cyclops. I'm Flame Girl. I shoot flames out of my hands. She's not about you. She's about Logan. Look at him. Math girl. I'm Flame Girl. I'm- You don't understand the meaning, literally. Wait, what? I'm out of time. Do your job. Are you wearing eyeliner? Huh. I always thought those bags under his eyes were from his dark, tragic past. His tears are like little rivers of sorrow. Look at your tears. Okay, guys. What do you think? Well, first of all, I want to thank our lovely co-stars. Oh, well, hi, guys. So I'm Ben. I have a channel called Learn Chinese. It's if you want to learn Chinese, come and check it out. Link's in the description. I'm Alan. I do a show called The Run List. And we just make fun of everything. He's on it, too. He's also the cameraman. I'm also the cameraman. That's a true representative of his personality. He just makes fun of everything. And Chris has to go to sleep. That's true. I have to be up at three in the morning, so I'll wrap this up quick. I'm Chris Chaplin. I host China Uncensored, a show that talks about China and stuff. Is that how you talk in real life? Like, so- It is. Yeah, you know me. You know how I talk. He's very sarcastic. I want a caramel frappuccino. Do the thing you say when you say goodbye to everyone in the office. What's that like? Thanks for coming to work today. I'm Chris Chaplin. See you next time. Is this how you normally end your show? I think we should see more Asians in this. We should. Yeah, we should. Yeah. That's a lesson I learned. We hope you love this collaboration, because we plan on making more of these fun little spoof kind of skit videos. So tell us in the comments below, you know, which part you enjoyed most. And yeah, I hope you enjoyed it. We'll see you guys soon. Thanks for watching.