JAMAICA VLOG '21

If you're deaf when you're seatbelt fastened, you're carrying on items instead. 🎶 Okay, she's gonna like... 🎶 So we have to have it on every day. Until you leave. 🎶 We're in Jamaica! Ooh, this is nice. I guess that's the real ----, not the one they tampering with. Where's my phone? Look at that. You about to post so much. Most of the time I even really post is when I travel. You'll never notice. People always be like, where do you live? Because I barely post. When you're in Atlanta. I start posting in Atlanta because of you when we go out. Other than that, I never post. We all look crazy. We do. You look fine. All of us need to. What did she tell you yesterday? What do we look like? Unruly? He was like, face them. I was like... Listen, I was tired. 🎶 This woman, there's a song in Jamaica. 🎶 Because I'm the same way. What? Out. Why ain't it? 🎶 But you didn't even say that before. So why don't you say that? I got a little bit confused. I don't know. 🎶 Nice concert. 🎶 What you want? I think I'm all. I personally... I'm shaking here. Do you have oxtail? Oxtail... I'm with 6... We're eating in the car. Are we? I don't know what's going on. Whoa... That will help then. because I would be bloated as ****. Me too, but I still gotta eat a little bit. I haven't eaten. Welcome to Jamaica, man. Welcome. He's encouraging the bullshit. Unfortunately. This is a whole nother vibe. You need to get on the weed today, Walanda. Me. Today's the day. Just a puff and you'll be like, whoo. Nope. I'm a Jamaica, baby. I would love that. I would love you to take a puff, but when we get back to the hotel. We always got a better thing. This is pure bitch. Take a puff and feel alright, baby. Take a puff and feel alright. I'm trying to tell you that imported Haitian chocolates is exclusive. Listen, he don't understand. This is the food. Hello, ladies. There you go. Thank you. Brother. There for the weekend, man. See you tomorrow. You got any sauce or something like that? Please, brother. Hot sauce. Just put it separate, man. We can't do without it. Thanks for reminding me. Do we have forks in there? Yeah, silverwares. This is a one-way, I don't understand. Just any way. Whoever gets here first. Oh my goodness. Stacy. It smells so good. What is this? This girl. Look at her. Over here being thirsty. Wasting. What was it? The honey pear? The honey pear all along her. Trying to get a shot. Got figured. I'm about to pass out. I'm so surprised. Normally on vacation. Let me see how it is. It's just going to dry up. It doesn't look bad. I didn't introduce myself to your people. You know what? I don't even know what I vlogged so far. We haven't spoken. They don't know me. This is Stacy. They've seen you before. IG not. YouTube has not. YouTube doesn't know me. Let me tell you. They don't know your name. Go ahead. I was going to check where you guys want to sit. How does YouTube know me again? They don't know your name. They've seen your face before. When you came to the office. You were vlogging. Yes. I was covered. They finally see your face. Maybe. I will speak more Nigerian. Then I will speak Jamaican. I will try. What was that? An accent? It's everywhere. I was confused. I'm sorry. I'm just going to say whatever you say. So my tongue can practice. If we do that. Don't take it offensive. We're just doing that because we love it. That's cool. I love culture. I love accents. Show us the menu. What are we doing? Signing in? Look at the view here. Look at all this. It's a party. People are not going to be there on time. We're just starting early. Even though you said it started at 6pm. You said you were going to get there at 6.30pm. It's not here. It's not? What Jamaican food would you ever recommend to people coming out here? Besides jerk. And curry. And that one too. And oxtails. We have jerk, curry, oxtails. We have that back home. Escovitch. Yeah. That we have. They have that in the restaurants already. That's the main thing in the restaurants. Jamaican restaurants back home. This place steams it better. What kind of food do you like? Everything. We like to try different things. What do you want to try? Whatever you want to recommend. I think that was the snapper that I was smelling. Look at this. Can I get a spoon please? It's bouillon. It looks like bouillon. It's like intestines. Interesting. I actually want some. Sharky is the thing that I like. Here's sharky, but that's for cow. So this is the goat one. This is goat intestines. I'm about to have something from my country. I love it. You can give me one more too. Right here. I like it. I'll try the other one for now. We can share really. You don't want the whole thing? Can I bring one home for you? You're welcome. This is what I want to experience. Hold on girl. Look at me eating. I can only do one thing at a time. What is it called? Goat. Goat belly soup. You're trying too hard. Here's the food that she was having me. This is goat. Goat belly. Goat belly soup. Look at the belly. You just want the soup? You don't want the belly? Leg. How is it? I haven't eaten a lot. What do you guys want to eat? Look and I'll look. Oh by the way. We had the best rump lunch. Where? The hotel. Who's at the top? The very top. What do you guys want to eat? That's what I'm trying to show her. Sorry we're taking too long. Do you have fried peng peng? Bring on. Is it soft or is it crunchy? Crunchy. How much is the lamb? You always do lamb when we go out. I know that's why I'm trying to do something different. Try the fish. I'm not a big fish person unless it's fried. It smells good though. Okay then I'll try it. What is it? It's a snapper. What do you want with it? Rice and peas or bami? Bami. Bami is a dough? It's fried. Fried dough? No not the bami. I'll get Do you want the plantain? Yeah just do it with the plantain on the side. Come with me to choose your fish. Points and kills. So is it fish in a tank? No. I honestly thought I was going to go see them in a tank. That's what I thought too. Alright let's go choose a fish. About to choose my fish y'all. So I can eat. Alright which one should I get? They all about the same size right? Oh they have different. Oh this is big and then the small. Okay. Alright then I'll get just this one. Thank you. And then that's it. I chose my fish. I've never had When do you guys leave? Monday. Are we still leaving Monday? We're probably going to expand. Do you have plans for us? We can go to the rivers. We can get our fruit. Like the fruit juice. This is the oxtail. That's it. Taste it. That's the only reason I know of the name. This tastes like our pizzas. The onions. Try the onion. Is it like pickled? It's so good. This is chill vibes. Slow it down. I feel bad you have a whole appointment to go to. I got my color back. Just like that. I just need a little bit more. I want to go to a different dimension like you said. Which one is that one? Why would you want to be confused? To be confused? Or in that case I will never smoke. I don't want to be confused. Where did this girl live? Look how she tied it. Show her. Show her how you tie this again. That's cute. Cheers. Jamaican them crazy out here. I don't think I've spoken to them much. I guess this is the time to speak. We on the beach of Jamaica. What was that quote? Normalize what? Normalize taking trips on the weekend. Just because. We've been here for 24 hours so far. Let's talk about the airport real quick. That was a whole stressful situation only because the people that I took my test with did the most. Other than that, to come to Jamaica you do have to have your COVID test in hand preferably printed and it has to be negative. One thing we forgot was the visitjamaica.com We didn't forget it, we just didn't know. So you have to go to Jamaica.com and do their travel authorization. So go on their main page and see what requirements they need for you to fill out before you go to the airport or board. That's number one. What else? So unless you're 10 days traveling anywhere for the most part is 10 days PCR required. Keep in mind this is only for this time period. If y'all looking a month out, it should probably change. If y'all looking at this 6 month out, this is only as to today February 6th. This is what is required until they change. I'm not even going to say that far because it might change. We never know what these countries are doing. But that's basically it. Those are the ins and outs of coming through this border. We are at the Spanish sandwich. I do not see that one life vest that you said that they had. They're all right there. Oh, okay. Nobody's just wearing them. Oh, because it's not deep. It's not deep. That's what you're going to be doing? Yes. Don't pass. Stacey, how are you? How high? It's not open. You know that, right? This is an important lesson. How did you say it? I make one man a go. One man a go. One man. Gonna go. One man a go. What you going to show me? Okay, fellow YouTuber. Girl, I need to get your video. It's hot. It's not hot. It feels good. The sun is out, but it's not hot. Listen, you remember yesterday when we were eating the snapper? I was burning. I was sweating. I think because I was eating that spicy whatever the **** it was. IG is Spanish underscore bridge. Check him out if you are in What is this? This is not Montego Bay no more. This is border St. John and St. Mary. If you understand what he said, it's there. I said border St. John and St. Mary. St. Mary and St. John. No, St. Mary and St. Anne. St. Anne, okay. St. Anne and St. Mary. Borderline. Why are you just telling it come to me? No, one more round. Let's go. Let's do it. Never say that to a Jamaican. I like that. Never say that to a Jamaican. Oh, they love it. That's why he was laughing so hard. Imagine if you wake up every morning I want one more round. You would die. We want one more round. Never yet say that to a Jamaican. Jamaican, we kill it. They don't know how to sleep. It goes on and on and on. No breaks. Especially when you look good. No breaks. We know. That's hilarious. Good to know. Never play with a Jamaican. Jamaican, we kill it. I thought you were going to be No. You give me this, I tell you and then you go get an apple. Let me show y'all. Actually, that's the apple that we were telling you. Yes. That's a unique kind of style. Oh, that's cute. I won't be able to finish because this is sweet. That's a lot of work. I'm going to mark it in later for you. Then we'll get it in the water. How does that sound? Sound good? Oh, right now? Just do it now. I'll mark it and send you guys the picture on IG. Yeah. Please go ahead and swing and start teasing people. Our crew is about to leave. You better hurry up and get on and swing. Are we leaving? Is your eyes open? She can swim because I can't. They sell potatoes. I thought you were given another option. I don't even know what that is. What is it? Is it dough? Or is it... Does it have cinnamon? That's the first thing I tasted. Thank you. I guess that was it. There's an exterior?