ASIANS vs WESTERN: How They Date

Hey, babe, here's your half-calf mocha latte just the way you like it. Thank you. Oh, that's so cute He knows exactly what you like. Of course. He's my oppa Right oppa? Mm-hmm Hey, I got you a coffee to help you stay awake while we study. Oh wow, that's so thoughtful Oh, that is so cute. You know, you guys would make the cutest couple. What, Dan? No way. He's like my older brother, man Right, bruh? Pound it Oh, and he has the cutest dog. His name is Milvier. Y'all love him. Hey, ladies, how you doing? Oh, hey Dan. Dan, this is Felicia. Felicia, Dan, my girl. Bye, Mia So, uh, she's said a lot about you Dan, I want you to meet Mrs. Hwang's daughter Mia, this is Dan Nice to meet you. Hi, Mia So, Mia here, she's very smart. She's a violin virtuoso, and she's in the law school Mia, Dan is pre-med We should all go to dinner, yeah? Yeah, let's go, go, let's go! I guess we should go. I guess Hey, Dan. Hey, Felicia. How you doing? Good, so nice to meet you. Did you find this place okay? Yeah, this is super cute Hey, Yi, thanks so much for coming out. I'm having such a great time. Yeah, this is totally fun. We should all do it again sometime Yeah, your friends are cool, too. I know, aren't they great? Hey, you want to go talk to them over there? Yeah, let's go Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Legs for days. Hey, ladies, have you met Dan? Oh my gosh, are you okay? What's your name? Uh, Dan? Dan, meet my daughter Mia. Are you okay? Mia, this is Doc to Dan. Mom out. Hi Dr. Dan, I mean Dr. Chen, I mean Dr. Dan Chen. Oh, sorry. Oh, yeah, thank you. No problem. Hey, are you new here? Yeah, I'm from Australia. This is my first day Oh, I'm Dan. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I'm Felicia. Yeah. Hey, if you need anything, let me know. Yeah Well, actually the subway's been crazy to figure out so that would be nice. Well, I could show you around. Yeah, okay Yeah, how about tonight? Sure. Okay, and then maybe afterwards we can get a drink. Yeah, that sounds nice. All right, maybe seven? Cool. Okay, it's a date. All right. All right. Bye. Bye Hi, I'm Yi. I'm new here. Nice to meet you. Oh, hey, I'm Dan. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, Dan. Yeah, pleasure's all mine. Yeah. All right. I'll see you around. Okay. Bye. Hey Yi. Hey. So, how's New York? I like it. I mean, Dan, I moved here two years ago. So, bye. It's now or never. Yi, I have to tell you something. I can't wait any longer. No, no, no, me first. You have to come to my goodbye party tonight. What? Where are you going? I'm actually getting transferred back to California. No, there's so much I have to tell you. Well, then tell me tonight at the party, okay? I'm heading out right now. I'll see you then. Hey Yi. Hey, what's up? Hey, um, it's gonna sound kind of awkward, but I have to confess something. Shoot. Well, we've been working together for a while now, right? And I have to tell you I have the biggest crush on you. Like, massive. Really? Yeah. Wow. Why didn't you say something before? Well, you know, I didn't know what your status was, if you had a boyfriend or not. Oh, I see. Well, I'm glad you said something because I actually feel the same way. Really? Wow. Um, okay. How about we get something to eat outside of work sometime? Yeah, I would like that. Awesome. Awesome. Okay, I'll see you later. Peace out. You're so lovely. Your hair is dark like black sesame. Your eyes are so brown like a walnut. Your skin is so fair like a steamed bun. Huh, I'm getting hungry. Where's this going? I wish I could write a poem that rhymes, but nothing rhymes with Mia, except chia seeds. This cactus is for you because you are beautiful and resilient like a cactus. May you always be prickly, only to be gazed upon from a distance. This is the weirdest note I've ever gotten. Who left this for me? Dan? Is that you? Maybe. But how did you know that cactus was my favorite plant? And chia seed pudding? Favorite breakfast. What? Yeah, we're obviously meant to be together. Yes!