5LBS GIANT MESSY CRAWFISH SEAFOOD BOIL MUKBANG CHALLENGE | SURPRISE ENDING!

All right, here we go. The time has come. We're about to do this. Hey my little love bugs, I am Tosh Pointe Pro and this is my eating show. Yep, I hit that special note because we got a special thing going today. Y'all, I have five pounds of crawfish. They're from Red Claw in Arlington. We're going to talk about that whole journey in a minute, but if you're new, welcome to your daily dose of positive vibes. Make sure you hit the subscribe button. Make sure you hit the notification bell, but even if you don't, let's just enjoy this. Okay, let's just enjoy this because crawfish season is here. It's here and we're going to have a lot, a lot of fun today because I have five pounds of crawfish. Yes, I'm putting my hair in a ponytail. I don't want anything in my way. Let's get down. Okay. Look, look at that. Look at that crawfish. Look, look at that. I was supposed to probably leave my hair down before. Look, there we go. Thumbnail. Gotta get that out of the way because I'm not playing. These things are huge. I forgot to drink. I don't care. I forget that drink. I don't need anything to drink. I'll drink the crawfish juice. Y'all, I love crawfish. I love them. Oh, I got a little bowl. Hold on. Got a little bowl down here playing to sprinkle in blessings, but we got blessings on our plate. All right, just give me a minute. I didn't pray. Lord, I know I took my first bite, but you know my heart. You know I appreciate you. I appreciate this food. I also appreciate you helping me get through that little bit of anxiety that hit me a little bit earlier. We all have our days. Thank you for making me realize that it was just growth. It was discomfort from growth and that going forward, I'm going to be braver in that same situation. Amen. Thank you, Jesus. I know y'all probably asking why I bite the heads instead of squeezing them. My fingers aren't strong. I got plastic wrap everywhere to protect my rugs and stuff. That one had a big old claw. We don't say that. Yeah, I decided that I would like a relationship with the man that lives in Arlington because he lived by all the good crawfish places. Just for a little bit, I could spend the night and in the morning, I would go get crawfish. I don't go for all the claws. Y'all see JoJo's not on the show today. We're good. He and I just got into a fight. He to my right though. Oh wait, that's my left. JoJo be having an attitude. Listen, I don't know. Y'all listen. If it get too crazy, I'm not wiping my mouth today. We'll see. If you see a little drip drip, you just don't have to forgive me because baby, I get home, start doing some editing, went live for a little bit. JoJo started yelling at me because he ready to go outside. It's a big old tail. So it's raining, but he decides he wants to power walk down the street and poop under a tree. So now I'm trying to balance my umbrella, my dog, excuse me, and myself under this tree. Excuse me. It was just a deal. It was, it was a deal. Then I woke up this morning, caught up on mukbangs because I ate five pounds. I was like, I have to go south to go to do something. I'm going to stop by and get myself some crawfish. First place I went to. Oh my God, that one was good. I just, you can't be cute eating these. Um, you can't be. Listen, don't judge me. I hope nothing gets on the camera. It could happen though. It's happened before. But the first place I went to get crawfish, they weren't going to be ready for two hours. So I went somewhere else. Here we are. And I'm not gonna lie. I'm absolutely delighted. Like y'all ask me what my favorite food is all the time. Really it's crawfish. And then because I was talking about having a crawfish eating contest and I'm like, bring it on babe. I might not be able to go through them as fast as you, but I believe I can eat you. And whoever else want it, come on. I'm sorry. I'm gonna calm down. Get back y'all. But seriously, I love crawfish y'all. And I'm only calming down a little bit because I got to stay humble. Come on now. And right, Red Claw, where I got this from, these are frozen. And you, delicious. Jeans is all covered in sauce. Plot twist. I tricked my daddy into taking me here again tomorrow. Tell him I'm getting more. But they gonna taste better because he paying for them. I'm confident about that. I don't see this one. This one doesn't taste like it was as good as the others. So yeah, we're just gonna sit here. I'm probably not gonna edit this because it's probably gonna be long and we're gonna go through these. I don't know, these claws will be come out. Probably shouldn't be doing this, but yeah, it's not worth it. Guys, such a different person. I did not think. You know how my day started. It's funny like going through life. Come out of there. I'm gonna tear you up boy. You got YouTube TV? Oh my god. If you're thinking about getting rid of cable because it's too expensive, y'all get on YouTube TV. You can get it for like your whole family and it's way cheaper. Like save you like $700 a year cheaper. Oh, hello. Look at you sitting up there looking all fat. He wanted to be eaten. There's like videos that I don't want y'all to judge me on because I don't know where that went. Because the madness of it all. Okay, this is one of those videos where it's like, but if you must, if you must judge me, that's fine because I'm happy. I got Disney songs playing in my head. So I made a playlist for my niece and all these little dudes just died for a really good cause. Y'all, I get so much anxiety sometimes, but I'm telling you that thing might've cut me, but I mean, it's okay. I'll share blood for y'all. Sir, your claws are so big. They're so long, sir. Leg out of here. That leg out of here. Oh my God, guys. And it's funny because like people take me places. Like, you know, like when you go out on a date or something, like somebody think they know you, they'll try to take me out for crab legs and stuff. You would like to make an impression on me, sir? Look at him. Child, you was getting saved for last. There he, there he go. Y'all going to scare him. See, cause this is where all the seasoning is. So these dudes, these, these guys was on top. So now we got to mix. We got to mix y'all up. Okay, there we go. Then we got to make sure our sauce don't over pour. Let's see. Y'all all going to get an equal opportunity in life or death. How many of y'all don't think I can do this? Comment down below. Go ahead, comment. I want to see it. I'm feeling cocky today. I ain't going to lie. I'm going to call each of them my little fallen soldiers. They marched and they lived a good life. Dang, look at your claws, girl. I just feel like, I mean, look, but you can't even get no meat out of it. It's just too much work. Y'all, there's another crawfish place here. Crawfish so good. Crawfish so good they don't even be ready when they open. Staff can't even tell you when they going to be open. It's called Bayou something. I don't remember. Bayou Cat. Y'all, I walked in there and it smelled like heaven. I walked in right after they opened. They told me that the crawfish wouldn't be ready and they don't know when they will be. What? I was hurt. If you follow me on Instagram, you know. I was hurt. Oh, we're good. I was so hurt, but I didn't give up because God did not give up on me. I knew that 15 minutes away, red claw was there. Patience will get you through, but the Lord taught me. He reminded me. Camera went off. Had to wipe my face. I had to take off my sweater and everything. I was dressed cute earlier. Nope. This is going to be an ordeal. I don't know when I broke your head off, but I'm glad I did. Hello. Welcome. Here's a little poop. You got your poop? Yeah. A little poop in there. We got you. I honestly think we should all just have a crawfish challenge. Five pounds. Any amount of time. Eat them. I would much rather be known as a crawfish girl than a cockatoo girl. That guy was soft. Bayou Cat, they crawfish so good, they don't even know when they're going to be ready. You can't do nothing about it. I was like, are they going to be ready today? He's like, yeah, but probably at one. Yeah, he cut me. I don't care. It's going to hurt later. Right now, I'm running on adrenaline. I feel like the real crawfish eaters know. When you go somewhere for crawfish and they don't have them, it's like you've been betrayed. It's like you want to walk up in there and be like, you have one job. Supply me with crawfish. Now, where are they, Shirley? That one was dry. I got to wash this whole outfit when I'm done. Oh, yeah. That thing got me good. That's good. Hold on. Reassessing. Wait, where'd that big one go? I don't know. He might be right there. I don't know. He got lost. I like when they got a little bit of that water taste to them still, though. Like, mixed in with the seasoning. Mouth getting hot. Don't care. It's only medium spice. JoJo's sinking into depression. See, I shouldn't talk about Cuzzo, though, because she might have finished them, but I know she'll stop recording and keep eating. But that's the thing. I could stop eating crawfish. Get out of there. I could stop eating crawfish and two hours later, I want them again. If you're still here, leave a comment. Oh, child, if you're still here rocking with this war zone, you can barely see me. It's just all food. Save those bay leaves for later. Look at you. Not even about to fight with them things. Oh, almost got a cramp in my foot. Well, that's got all over my chest. Get that poop out. Got a little crawfish carcasses. Y'all know what else is funny? Have you ever watched True Blood? Adults as an adult show. I used to read those books. Loved them. Actually, my ex-husband's mom is who got me on those. Shout out to you, Trinity. I love those books. And then HBO came out with a show. Poopy just came right out. And it takes place in Louisiana. You might have been who I was saying for laughs, but you know what? You came up. Come here. Come here, little baby. You know. You don't stand a chance. Yeah, that poop out there. It fell on my hand. This is the most unladylike. But yeah, that's just what it is during crawfish season. You just got to deal with it, baby. I know some of y'all like that I eat more clean, but crawfish are just not clean. How many of y'all went and saw Bad Boys? I'm not stopping. I'm not stopping. All right, it's not happening. I'm gonna go watch Bad Boys tonight. All right. Oh, no, that's you. There you are. All right, we're saving you. Y'all might have to go get a water. Yeah, I might as well go get a water. Oh, that was the poop. Come on. Oh, you know what, girl? It's time for your silliness. Oh, okay. I'll be right back. It's okay. Take a little breaky break. It's okay. Sometimes you got to just get a little water. Water. Water. Water. I got a whole cleaning adventure after this is done. I tell you what, I don't even know where this crawfish juice at, but I know it's all over the place. That's why, you know what, when you go get your crawfish, because I know some of y'all going after the video, y'all going to go get some, ask for these little plastic things. My hot plate is underneath this, but I was like, let's make cleanup easy. And I got some blue crabs in there because listen, I told y'all I'd be looking at other emote markers for inspiration. Dang, y'all. I cut the mess out of my finger. Y'all see that? Y'all see that gash? It's dangerous. I don't know. I bought some blue crab from the Asian market. I'm not going to show y'all me cooking them though, because if I do it wrong, y'all ain't about to come for me. Some of the juice might get poured on those. I'm going to be honest with you. It's flavorful. I don't care. Call it what you want. You just getting difficult. Ladies, remember to get the acrylic on your thumbnails during crawfish season. Your nail going to split. Get a little bit of powder on it. No! I think not. It fell in the bowl. We still eating. It fell down with his fallen homies. Comment if he's still with me. Listen, I don't know who you are. You're probably trying to sell me a warranty for my car, but we don't got time for that right now. It's important you leave me a voicemail. You know they always call you telling you that you got a free night at the Hilton. I don't get things for free. When I get stuff for free, they be lying. It's a trap. It's a trick. I have this channel on my fire stick that plays nothing but 24-hour Disney movies. You are delightful. Nose running. I've been Disneying it out. I got a whole playlist on my iTunes with Disney movies. I titled it my niece's name, but really it's for me. It's like a safe playlist I listen to when she with me. You can do what you want. Raise your kids how you want. I don't like playing music with a bunch of cussing and stuff around her. I just had the grossest idea. Imagine just rinsing off the crawfish shells and stuff just to get the sauce off for a broth. I'm not gonna do it. Just poop in there y'all. Don't do that. Just poop in there. There's poo in there. I know some of these boys is probably gonna hop on there eat my little butt under the table. I don't care. Really we be challenging each other and stuff, but ultimately it's all about you just enjoying your food. If you enjoyed your food then you won. Oh my god. You had a little hole in you didn't you? Okay. All right. That's why you eat on a rug. I have like a living room rug that covers my like essentially my whole living room. It's a huge rug like 9 by something like 9 by 13. It's a nice rug. So I got a mukbang rug on top of that rug. Child, listen. I get why people let it run down their chin. I ain't got time for that when the food is good. Can't be wiping. That one tastes like they accidentally put a sausage in my thing and then they was like oh wait she didn't pay for that. That's what that one tastes like. I only got a few more to go. Then I Oh my gosh. Where'd that water go? Why did I put the lid back on? What were you thinking? I'm back. Yeah see we just I'm not even. It's just gonna be messy. I'm sorry y'all. I'm not sorry. I was waiting for that thing to come out. Excuse me. Yeah. I was so happy when I got back from getting my crawfish. I just made videos of my bag and sent it to my friends. Tell them I got that bag. The bag you need. Told you I was saving you for last. But your best friend was delicious too. Oh my gosh. Why? Why God? I just spilled all that sauce on my pillow. Oh well. God why is it over? He's like you got stuff to do. You gotta put up a video today. Whoa. That guy. Yep pillow's ruined. I'm throwing in the washer. Oh video's about to go off. Like, subscribe, until we eat again. Camera's turning off. I can't do it again y'all.