My Roommate is Saoirse Ronan a 4-time Oscar Nominee

Hi guys, here we are again. I thought we were done with this. I thought I had debunked that my roommate Shay was not in fact Oscar-nominated actress Saoirse Ronan. I really thought we were past this, but then some time ago, strange things started happening again. For several months, Shay started coming home with the schoolgirl outfit. Schoolgirl! Who else is a schoolgirl? That's right, Lady Bird, aka Saoirse Ronan. I didn't confront her back then because I didn't want to seem like a crazy roommate, especially since I had done it before and she pretty much denied it. But then recently, some weird things started happening again. Shay started coming home in these outfits that looked like they were from the 1800s. What is Saoirse Ronan's latest movie? Little Women. I decided to open the investigation back up again. You're so funny, Florence. Oh my god, she's facetiming Florence Pugh. This is crazy. Oh hey, what's up? Were you talking to someone right now? No, I was just reading. I'm gonna see my friend Timmy. I'll see you later. Timmy? As in Timothy? Yeah, that's his name, but I just call him Timmy. Oh, interesting. Is his last name Chalamet? Someone's calling me, sorry. Hey, Timmy. Yeah, I'm on my way. See ya! I don't understand. I have all the evidence and she still denies it. Thank you so much to the Academy. I've waited so long for this. No, no, it's too desperate. What are you doing? Uh, nothing. What is the dress for? What dress? Oh, come on, Shay. I know that you're actually Saoirse Ronan. I've known for so long and you can't deny it anymore. Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not Saoirse. I am her stand-in in a couple of movies, though, and sometimes I just want to pretend that I'm getting an Oscar. So, sue me, okay? Her stand-in? That explains so much. Why couldn't you just tell me? Well, to be honest, it was pretty funny watching you go crazy. Well, you know, tonight is the Oscars. Do you want to watch it and maybe see if Saoirse wins? Yeah! Duh!