Drones - All Things Comedy live podcast.mp4

All Things Comedy
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The big thing though is the the drones all these jerkoffs that just buy it. Yeah, there's drones all over the place
I think so. I was in my backyard and
saw one hover above me the other day and I can just sort of just came in just clearly looking down and
Yeah, it's weird. I don't
There was somebody on the other side who was no
Yeah, when it starts to wobble, that's when you know jacking it just *******
Yeah, rake those leaves you bastard
Probably your old gardener man checking in on you. Yeah
Trying to see if you really get your credit in the truck
Are you a technology guy Jay? No, I don't know. I hate I hate it. I hate it
I want my phone to do I don't want anything my next car of a car
I own right now. No GPS. None of that next one. I want no GPS. None of that. What are you in the mob?
No, I just want I like a simpler time. We were talking about it today on my podcast
That's the crab feast podcast on all things comedy every Tuesday, no one is watching this
I just want to shout out to the one guy. He's got a drone flying with
Yeah talking that Boston accent Jay he likes that hey I
Miss that stuff. I miss that like we were talking with Mike Costner and he had snuck into a
Beastie Boys concert and hopped two fences and got on stage into the green room
And he's like the only reason I was there is cuz he got separated from his buddies and the old, you know
You can't get separated from anyone now. Just like where are you drop a pin and boom? I missed the times, you know
No cell phone. I mean no the other day and they go to me. What's your cell if they go?
Is this your cell phone number? And yeah, that's the one we have a record one, two, three, four, five six seven eight nine
I'm like, yes it is, you know, cuz I was a bullshit thing, right?
It wasn't that bad, but was a good phony one and then they go we need a second number. I don't have a second number
They actually said what point what about your parents and I looked at him I go
I'm not giving you my parents phone number and she actually laughed and she goes you got to give me something
So I'm like nine one seven
eight two eight
one two three four and she's like
That came up as an invalid number. It's like I'm not giving you another number. Oh, well, we did this on
The first podcast, but everybody three two, three six six eight zero nine eight six, that's three two
Three, we're all gonna try to use the same number the same thing for everything
Try to track us. Yeah. Well, it's one of my old numbers from but we're all gonna like collectively all podcast listeners
Should it's three two three. What's it gonna do? Oh, we're buying groceries and ******* multiple states at the same time
Like they won't **** up the grid
Getting all credit for it. Yeah, I was like Ralph's reward card is like
