Pitcher's hair checked for substance & The queen's bees

My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake FedEx on the table and Zach over there. Welcome to the weekly dumb Jake. How you doing? Jimmer Z man, everyone. Hope you had a great weekend. I watched a lot of sports. I watched more. Jess had her bachelorette with a baseball player's wife fiance who was having her bachelorette. So we're now best friends. You watch more, watch more sports than you're roasted. I watched a lot of championships. The Asia cup championship, FIBA championship, U19 futsal championship, PLL semifinals. Damn. Lazy. Speaking of the sports, let's get right into it. Jake, we got one that you want to talk about. Jim, a fun one in the sports world. It's a little hairy, actually. James Karinchak, relief pitcher for the guardians, the guard dogs. Uh, he got the rub down from umpire Ted Barrett, Jim. So I'm looking for sticky stuff, foul play, suspected hair, hair in his hair, hair in his hair. Ted Barrett checked his hair in the weirdest way. I'm going to show you, I'm going to show Jake. I'll be James. Can you be James Karinchak? I've been told I'm a doppelganger for a little bit. So this is how I would have done it. If I was young, I would have just went like this all good, but instead they had James Karinchak under his belt and then like really submissively put his, and then, which feels really nice. So, I mean, I think we potentially could be missing that side of it. It's an unreal perfect storm of events. Cause it's, it's the twins being desperate. Cause their season's going down the tubes. They go to check Karinchak cause he keeps going to his hair a lot. And then you get all time tough guy, umpire, Ted Barrett, civil war buff, Ted boxing, and probably a civil war buff, petting a young man on the mound. Ted Barrett sounds like he has ancestors that might've fought in the civil war, to be completely honest with you. And yeah, Karinchak could have kept his head up, but he goes very submissive, almost like, like you could put like a ball and chain on him and it would, it would make sense in the way it was done. Like, I feel like your pet right now. You've got a breakdown coming out on that video. We've got an almost a breakdown coming out on this little leaguer who's in the championship doing some or salt. Yeah. So the summer salt, he's running home. He's about the score. The balls in the outfield. The umpire is wildly out of position. He jumps to a stop and then starts somersaulting. There's one, there's two. The fans are like, no, no, no. There's three kind of pauses for a second. Like, is he done? The ball comes in, almost hits the umpire, umpire evades it. And then where he loses me is then he stands up, runs the rest of the way home. That's okay. Runs the rest of the way home. Got it. It's where we are most aligned in life is that if you're going to somersault on a baseball field, there is one place you somersault into actually one and a half home plate. And your feet need to land on the plate or your hands. It needs to be end or start of the salt. I just realized third base on a triple would be cool. So that's my half point. But if there's one place you're supposed to somersault, it's home. And if the, this kid's parents don't sign him up for gymnastics class, you've missed one of the bigger signs. I really want to do gymnastics. And the parents are like, no, you're gonna, you're gonna play baseball. Billy Elliot. And then they go out and do that. I mean, what a power move by this cat. He's a gymnast. When I said cat go black and white, more sports. Let me tell you a little something about the more sports before you tell me something about the more sports. I put in a bet in February that said Aaron judge, we'll have the most home runs in all of baseball come seasons end. I did it on draft King sports book. And I'm so upset now that I didn't put way more money on it because I'm the smartest guy in the world. Don't care. Cause it's football season, Jimmy. And that's the more sports the NFL is back in, in a big way. They had the best witching hour in a long time at three to four 30 stretch was insane and Jim, the big hubbub around here, because we're talking giants, guys, huge week for them. The giants get a win. It's their first time having a winning record since 2016. They win at the buzzer DeBall's on Brian day ball. Yeah. We once went to a hockey game with him. I think it's cool that the giants are doing it with the players that they were failing with earlier. And usually they come through and they get them all out, but Shepard gets a touchdown. John Saquon does it. John's does it. The other team misses the kick. The ball Zach just tell you, he's going to get a dog and name it. Saquon Barkley. Is that true? The queen is dead. Oh, ****, dude. I gotta go tell the bees. What a segue transition. Good job. Giants. Check out talking giants, talking giants. Good podcast about the giants. The Royal beekeeper must inform the palace bees that the queen has died. I think we just found out why I don't have this job. Not as gentle. No, this guy was very gentle. So a chapel, sir. John chapel, not a surge beekeeper. Bee John chapel. He explained that you go and you knock on each hive and you say the mistress is dead, but don't go. Your master will be a good master to you. So that's what this guy did to all the bees. Yeah. He had to do this. He, the Royal gardener sent him an email. I was like, Hey, did you tell the bees? This is a tradition. So Royal gardeners pranking the Royal beekeeper. And that's how they're dealing with the passing of the queen. I'm normally pretty nice, optimistic cat. Uh, the Royal cats. The Royal gardener is a prick like big time. Get off my lawn. He's a big, get off my lawn guy. Literally one of the biggest in all the world originally got into beekeeping 30 years ago because his wife loves honey. I don't know. She passed away. Dying wish was take care of the bees. So that's not on the sheet. So I'd have to double check that you sound like an arsehole. He did it. He let the bees know the bees said we have our own queen. We don't give a ----. Guys, the queen is dead. Bees are like, we're bees. Oh, wrong thing. It's the employee of the week. No bees. Employee of the week. No bees. Take that. It's not going to the talking giants guys. The giants won. Like this is the happiest they've ever been. They don't need employee of the week. Now they need it later when the giants lose a lot. It's going to a new John boy media employee. It's Chris Algieri. He's joining Dan Kenobi on inside boxing. I hit my knee on the way through. He's been in some like real boxing matches form. He'd probably tell you bad form. He tell me awful form. Uh, him and Dan kind of look like hot kissing cousins. This game stinks, dude. I can't believe how bored people were. Zach, that might've been a tie, but I think I won. I think I won. Check the tape. I hit my knee on that way through before. Don't do a replay of it. Today's episode was brought to you by DraftKings Sportsbook, the official sports betting partner of the NFL. And they're giving you an easy shot at a W new customers. All you have to do is bet $5 on any NFL wager and you'll instantly receive $200 in free bets. That's right. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. Now new customers use promo code John boy and receive $200 in free bets instantly when placing a $5 wager. That's promo code John boy, only at DraftKings Sportsbook. I don't know how to touch another man's hair. Never done it. Imagine if that's the first time he's touched another man's head. He's had to have a kid sired a whole bunch of them. Sired? He's a sperm donor, Ted Barrett. I've decided you can buy it. I've been, I've been getting pretty mad at bees lately.