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You really don't have to do this if you don't... I was only acting that I hate acting. I love acting. Wow, that was really good. Thanks. No, it wasn't. I want to be good, but I am not. Acting was my dream coming to America, but I'll just never be any good, Tyler. I just won't. Okay, I see what you're doing. Oh, no, I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't... Ha! Acting. I was only acting that I was stinky at acting when really I am very good, no? Yeah, you're awesome. I totally thought you thought you were stinky. But now I feel like such a fool. I feel so foolish and... so embarrassed. Acting. No, that really wasn't. You know what? I think acting in this movie is going to be fun for us, too. Yeah, although I think we're a little young to be playing the parents of our children. It takes me back to when you and I used to do community theater. Agnes, I know you got the amnesia, but I still got to ask you, where was you on the night of the four? I don't remember, Butchie. My memory's on the fritz. Then why was this gun in your handbag, doll? You mean the gat? The heater? The widow maker? I don't remember, Butchie. I remember all the names for guns but nothing else. Well, maybe a little mouth-to-mouth will shake a few memories loose. What are you doing? Um, what? Well, Mommy's got something in her nose and I was just trying to see it. I got small fingers. I can get up in that thing. Wait right here. I'm coming back with the tools. All right, now in this scene... Action! Not ready yet. Cut! You can't say cut if we haven't started yet. That's lunch! That's not lunch. That's a wrap! All right, Dad, you will sit here. Mom, you'll walk in and say hi to George. George? As in Clooney? As in Curious. Mom, you'll say, Hi, George. Isn't it a nice morning? And... Hi, George. Isn't it a nice morning? Cut! What's the matter? Hi, George. Isn't it a nice morning? Isn't that what I said? You know, just say hi, George. Hi, George. Just say hi. Hi! Just wave. Don't wave. All right, so this is the scene right before the brain-switch, okay? You're still just a dog. This is awesome! I'm gonna be a star! Oh, I'm gonna need an agent and sunglasses and a political cause I don't really understand. You're gonna pick up your favorite toy. Squeak it like crazy. Go on, get it. Action! Cut. This is all wrong. You give me that. Stan, give me that. You give me that. I'm the director. Who do you think you are? I can't work like this. Man, I love this toy. Hey, where'd Avery go? All right, you've just discovered that your boyfriend here has the brain of a dog. All right? And action! Oh, darling. Even though you now have the brain of a dog, I will love you always. Ruff! Cut. Okay, Tyler. So, here's the thing. I know you're really trying and I really appreciate it. This is to help you get into the mindset of being a dog and partly because you stunk. Bad boy! Bad! Bad boy! Okay, people, we're a couple hours behind schedule. Ten minutes for lunch. Oh, goodness. I can eat fast, but it gives me the hook-ups. You mean hiccups. No, hook-ups. I go, hook? Sweetheart, while we're all together, we need to talk. Fine, but it's coming out of your eating time. Yeah, sweetie. Stuff like that. What do you mean? Well, hon, you're being a little bit hard on us. I mean, telling Mom she couldn't even wave right. I just don't know what I'm doing. Making us eat so fast, hook? Making me stay in character during lunch? Get up off the floor. I'm only pushing you all to make this a better movie. You're the ones whirling the big stink bombs all over the set. Well, you're making this movie to show that you're fun, but no one here is having any. And if Stan could talk for real, I bet he'd agree. If you all are having such a horrible time, maybe you guys are the ones who don't know how to have any fun. Maybe I'll just replace you with the backup family I have standing by. That's what those people are doing in my office. Excuse me a minute. You can all go now. Sorry for wasting your time. Who jammed my square peg into my round hole? You are not shooting a movie in our house with another family. Maybe it's just time you go about this in a different way. First you guys tell me that I don't know how to have fun, and now you're telling me that I don't know how to make a movie? No, we're not telling you any of that. Now you're telling me you're not telling me any of that? You know, my biggest mistake was letting you all be in my movie. Sweetheart, you can't exactly make a movie by yourself. Oh yeah? Watch me. Talk. Beep. That's new. Starring Avery in all parts. Take one. Hi, Tyler. You are back. And people will get to know the real goons. How fun you are. Yeah, man. It's so freaky having the brains of a dog. That is offensive on so many levels. So is you taking everybody else's side against me. Avery, as much as I love you, the rest of the family is not the problem. You are. Are you kidding me? They're the ones who aren't listening to everything I say and doing everything exactly how I want it. And no matter how many times I scream at them, oh my gosh, I am the problem. People are right about me. How can I make a fun movie when I'm not even a fun person? But you can be a fun person. Just go a little crazy once in a while. Do something wacky. I don't know. But thanks, Dan. You're the best. I owe you a bacon-wrapped cat. Oh, just make sure it's free-range. I think that's gonna be my celebrity cause. Free-range bacon-wrapped cats.