Why Pranking Your Mother In Law Will Backfire | Steve Harvey

Everybody's got a special talent, you know. Some people try to figure out their, spend their whole lives trying to figure out this. I got a video of a little boy, and then just figured out this is what I do. I call this, this is the I ain't working type habit. This is, you don't remember those days when you just weren't working. You didn't have to work, because you were just young. Remember those days? Don't you wish you could get them back? Well this little boy, this is what you called, I ain't got a damn thing to do dance. Check it out. That's the same dance you would do if they walked, your company walked in and told you, hey we're closing, we're gonna give everybody a million dollars for working here. That's the same dance you would do. Some parents push their kids to play sports. But eventually, kids are gonna revert back to what they are. They're kids. Here's a kid getting a base hit for the first time in a little league game. Watch this. I gotta show you, I gotta show you this again. Because this little dude, now there's a couple things I want you to watch in the video. Look at the first baseman. The little kid that's over there. He just playing in the dirt. He don't give a doggone about none of this. But the dude done got a hit. So he's doing his celebratory dance. They do it in the NFL when they score. So he's just on first base just letting them have it. The first base coach is probably his daddy. Hey, put your helmet back on. I can't get it like I want to with this helmet on. Let me get this helmet off so I can get it like I want to. Play it again. Right here baby. I got the first base. Get this on me. I'm working that thing. Hey, put that. Man, want this. Hey. First base. First base, yeah. You know, if you're a parent, a grandparent, anything like that, you got any young kids in your life, you gotta know how important it is to encourage kids when they do something well. You know, like in math, art, science, English. Or if they perfectly execute a viral social media challenge, you gotta give them that too. One more time. But she knew she had nailed it though. Oh yeah. Everybody loves getting gifts. Women especially love it when it's a man that you care deeply for and you find out that the way that he cares about you is he gives you something over and over and over and over again. It's one of the purest forms that a man shows his love for you. It is to provide. We give. That's how we show. I got a little boy that got a little thrown off from the task he had. He was a young man who decided that the girl who had the apple of his eye should get something from him. But along the way, a couple of things happened. Here's the tape. Say happy day, Aria. Now the boy was going to her. This is who he really wants to give this to. The dog threw him off. Men are so easily distracted. That's what we do. Thank y'all for watching. I think young people, because of technology, y'all have a tendency to record everything. Sometimes you don't need to record everything. I'm gonna show you why. You don't need to record everything. Stop it. Put your damn camera down. Stop. A lot of these recordings wind up as exhibit A. That's a court term. Y'all like, oh, I'm the only one been to court. All right, take a look. Had you not recorded that, no one would, she's in a public place. She's in there by herself. She could have broke this glass and just walked out of there. Ain't nobody got to know. Watch it again. Here she is. Oh yeah, I'm doing it. I've got it, girl. I'm hot. Boom, watch this. Oh, you better know it. Stop. Did she look at the camera? Yes, it's you. And it's live on Snapchat. And now you got to pray for her. Folks, dogs are known as man's best friend because they're by our side for whatever we need. And as you'll see in this video, that really does mean any time, any place, anything we need. Take a look. ♪ Fairy tower, please ♪ ♪ Good boy, you're the good boy ♪ ♪ You're the good boy, good boy ♪ You know something? Pranking your kids is usually good for a easy laugh. I've pranked my kids so many times. I love getting them because they think they know everything, too, you know? But the laugh that you're looking for off your kids, it may not be quite what this dad was expecting. He went to prank his daughter, but here's what happened. Watch the tape. It's gonna come up to the bottom of the bottle. Say, penny, penny. Penny, penny. Come my way. You see it? The little girl is actually laughing. She's not crying. You know something? When you love somebody, I mean really, truly love somebody, it's normal to get jealous. You see somebody else getting their affection. And sometimes that jealousy can just flat out turn ugly. I've seen it before. But this is how it really looks. I just want you to see jealousy in its rarest form. Now, I'm gonna show it to you twice because I'm gonna show you what this guy must've been thinking. All right, take a look. Good girl. Good bestie. You're a good girl. Good bestie. Hey, Sadie. I want you to... I'm gonna show you two again because at first, the dog was looking at the master like, really? But he was making out like, hold up, whoa. Then he looks down at the dummy like, I'll be damned. You ain't never fetched nothing in your life. You ain't went and got no slippers. You ain't went to the damn dog school and took the training. You ain't been in the crate with me. You ain't done one damn thing I done. All this loving. This my owner. Who are you? Okay, roll it. Look at the dog. Watch, though. Good girl. Hold on. Good girl. Wait a minute. Good bestie. Who you looking at? This dog ain't done nothing. Let me, watch. I'm fittin' to tell you. You ain't... Hey, get your punk ass. Sadie. Get your, shut your... Get your... He's running up in here. Siblings, siblings have a special bond. And it gets a little bit different when they start showing their affection for one another. That can be special, too. Here's a little brother with his sister who's older. And he wants to play in her hair. She's taking a selfie. And he wants to play in her hair. That's so funny to me because, you know, a baby, when they slap you, they slap you with dead weight. And it's way more than it look like it's gonna be. And I'm gonna show it to you again. Now, the little boy, he cool. He's with his... I'm gonna put some of this hair on my hair. He was doing all of this. And then she tried. No, it's not okay. Stop. I said, give me your damn hair. Here it is one more time. Oh, yeah. We taking a selfie. Put some of that hair on here, girl. Yeah. Just give me a kiss. I don't want your face. I asked your ass. Now, folks, this next video, this is so good. This is so good. Normally, babies are the ones making the mess that their parents are left to clean up. But we found one baby who cleans up after itself. Take a look. There's a saying that says, if you give a man a fish, you can feed him for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, and then all hell can break loose. Cause everybody is not sports ready. I'm gonna show you a guy who's doing something so wrong and it just don't work out. First of all, if this ain't what you do, this ain't what you do. But I think his friends knew he couldn't do it. That's why they taped it. I want you to watch this close. Let me show you this guy. He's fishing. Watch this. Yes. Now, I'm gonna show it to you again. He has a fishing net. The key to a fishing net is there's weights on it. What you wanna do is you wanna circle and throw the weights out. The weights go out, they spread, they open up the net. That's how you catch the little bait fish so you can go out and really catch big fish. He's obviously never done this cause he left the weights on his back. So when he slings, the weights is on his back. Snatched his ass right in the water. So I'm gonna show it to you again. Here it is. Look at the weights. Have you ever seen anybody doing something and you know what's coming? And you just sit there and you go, really? You don't know what's gonna happen here? But you know they know it. But they, and you just go, wait for it. Wait for it. Cause you know. Roll the tape. He's gonna spit on you. He just said it. He just said what he's finna do. Wait for it. I'm gonna go get my face in the face of an animal whose reputation is, it spits on you. The dude that was filming it said, he's gonna spit on you. Oh, I don't know. She said, he's taunting me. No, he's just trying to get you close. So he don't miss. Get you right up under here. You ready? Ooh, you so stupid. Come on, come on, come on. Now you're damn fed to hell. You thought I was gonna do. Now folks, there are some people in life who just shouldn't be in charge of expensive things. Unfortunately, I'm gonna show you a guy who falls into that category. This is a guy that's in charge of some very expensive and rare items. He's shooting a video. And it happens. A bit of a rough comparison between this, the B-flat contrabass trombone. Wedding days are big. For a lot of women, it's the day of their dreams. And deservedly so. Here's a couple that found out, even on their wedding day, it's not guaranteed that you can have your cake and eat it too. Take a look. Now, this has really gotta be a pretty cool couple. Cause there was no panic. She reached down and dipped some here and they were still gonna feed each other a piece of cake. But what I wanna show you is how this table fell. And the only table that can fall like this, this has to be a card table. Somebody put the wedding cake on a card table with those legs that fold under. Because nothing, if it was snapped, it would go suddenly. This just leans. Who put the wedding cake on a damn card table? A fold-up card table. Play it again. Here we go. Now right here, press into it. It leans. I like that couple. They had a pretty good attitude. Thanks for watching, y'all. Now, I know a lot of married men. I know a lot of married men who don't really get along with their in-laws. Here's a guy that found a way. This is his mother-in-law. They're in a school gym. And he thinks this is a great time to just do something to his mother-in-law. Watch the tape. Had a fake mouse come out. It was a mouse. And that lady, now this is a woman who has not fallen in a long time. Cause her reaction was just get back. Let's roll it again. Here we go. Hey, dad, how are you today? I got something in this box. It's really none of your business. Well, I'll look in it if I want to. Well, go ahead then. Now you're thinking, that's a pretty good joke, huh? Well, the joke is on him. Cause she hurt herself and now she gotta go live with them.