Who’s up and making today AWESOME?!

I've already started off in insanity. I've already started off in insanity. How is everyone's day? What is new? What's going on? And tell me all about your life. Who is making today epic? I know I am. I am upgrading all the cameras in my car to have GoPros everywhere. And It's going to be pretty amazing. It is going to be pretty amazing. Having a good weekend so far. Good week. And I'm excited for this upcoming week. You know what I mean? Right, Lupe Flores? What up? What up? What up, Lehigh? Oh, wait. Lehigh. Oh, I'm saying your name wrong. Hey, what up, Spooky Hobie? Hey, look at all the people jumping on here. Kendall, Prince. Everybody's on here. Oh, wait. All of a sudden. By the way, there was nobody on here. Now we got 53 in a matter of seconds. Hey. Hi, everybody. How are you doing? If I don't get to your individual comment, just know that I'm looking at my toupee. This is me if I had a toupee. I don't have one, but this is me if I had a great toupee right here. This is me if I had a great toupee. Hey, everyone. I can shower in it. I can dance in it, and it doesn't go anywhere. Hey. Yes, Lupe. That's one of my silly lines. You got it. What up, Rhea16? What up, Try Harder, El Fruto? Hey, we got new people. I've never seen Try Harder. I've never seen El Fruto. I've never seen half the people on here. What up, Kylie? Right, Jonah? I got subs. I got like 270,000. I'm closing in on 300,000. Snow remembers it's Kylie's birthday. Boom. One delicious. I'm getting very excited. We got people back here, again, that I've never seen. We got people back here that I've seen and new people. Kylie, happy birthday. Spooky. Everyone says that. I don't know why. Honestly, why do people say that I remind them? Oh, Jim Carrey. Not a problem. Hey, you. Why would you say that? Every time I do a live, somebody goes, you remind me of Jim Carrey. Kylie's birthday, everybody. Please wish Kylie a happy birthday. Please wish Kylie a happy birthday. What up, SackTown? 4K gaming. Dopeness. Stretchy face. I wish I could see all of you. Do I prepare what I say? Half and half. Half I got prepared and then half I go, oh, that's amazing. I got to say something to somebody. You're watching my video right now? That's pretty dope. As always, you hear me say it all the time. Share them. I'm closing in on 300,000 subs. Let me say that again. Hold on. As always, share my videos. I'm closing in on 300,000 subscribers in a little over, I think, 39 or 40 days, which is pretty dope. So if you can share my videos, don't give me any money. Don't send me any money. In the bottom here, there's super chat, super like, super this, super that. You don't have to send it to me. Share my stuff. That's it. Thank you very much, Alfruto. I appreciate it. That is what it's all about for me. That is my currency. Hey, Kylie, that's pretty dope. Yeah, I try to go live once every couple days and say hello. I don't want to do it too much, but I love to connect with people and see how everybody's doing. And look, it's really, it's really important, I think, to build a community and stay connected and just be kind to each other. Like what else, like literally what else is there? You know? Thank you, Lupe. It's Jim Carrey. Happy birthday. Hey, it's not my day. It's not my birthday. It's Kylie's birthday. I noticed your end of every other day, which yeah, I try to do it. I don't want to do it too much, you know? And no, I am not cooking today. I am going to a fancy pants dinner. My friend invited me to a fancy pants dinner and I got to dress up and I don't like dressing up. I don't like it. Oh, you got to wear a suit. No, thank you. I'll never go. I appreciate it. I do not like putting on a suit. You got to wear a suit and then you just got to sit there. Can't even breathe. Guys, it buttons all the way up. You're like, I don't want it, but I got to wear a nice shirt. Oh, everybody has to look alike and dress the same and be quiet and sit in your chair. Right? Snow hit it. Snow, you hit it, is a good food. That's why I'm going. And my friend is awesome and amazing. That's why. Hey, by the way, Ria, you said, please greet my dad. It's his 70th birthday. For whatever reason, I read it's his 700th birthday. Don't know why. I read 70 and my brain goes 700. And I'm like, well, your dad has a lot to share with us. Happy birthday, 70 year old dad. What is going on? What up, Algeria? 152 in the morning. I think that's dope. That is great. NFTs, Sean. Sean, I don't know anything about NFTs, but I do know things are crashing all over the place as far as the other stuff. Kylie's saying happy birthday. That's so dope. Yeah, he's a vampire. Okay, here we go. Here's a question. Thank you. Great. Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf? I think that is a very good question. I think that is a very good question. And why? Would you rather be a vampire, a werewolf, and why? That is a very, very good question. Yes, Lucky K, I have a lot of energy. You know why? Because I am literally living my dream. People go, are you chasing your dream? I go, no. I'm living my dream. I am currently performing stand-up comedy. I'm currently filming videos. I'm on a live video talking to awesome people from all over the world. I have people on here that are celebrating their birthdays, somebody's dad's birthday. Like, what else could I ask for in life? Oh, very good, Kylie. What do you mean? Snow, what do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? It depends on the type of vampire. HB, that means a lot to me. HB, that means a lot to me. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. No, I can't pronounce your name because I don't know if it's a bad word and I'm not getting trapped. I'm not getting trapped. You're not trapping me on here. I'm not saying it. Don't care what you say. You're not getting me on camera saying a bad word. Hey, greetings from Detroit. What up, Detroit? I think L-I-E-S, I agree with you 100%. I'm on your side. You couldn't have said it better than I would have said it. That's exactly what I would have said. Here's another question. Milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Yes. I've done this before, but let me tell you something. If you like dark chocolate, you're a bad person. Milk chocolate, happy, vibrant, fun, exciting, makes you smile. Dark chocolate, negative, bitter. Rhea says vampires are hot and rich. Rhea is coming back with fire. I mean, Spooky is jumping in with good facts also. Lupe, I agree with you. Okay, here we go. El Fruto has a very good one. Here we go. Here we go. This is better than the milk chocolate. Here we go. Here we go. Hold on. Hold on. El Fruto says pizza. Would you rather have pizza or a burger and fries? Pizza or a burger and fries? These are the hard-hitting questions that we all need to know. Pizza or burger and fries? I'm gonna go with pizza. Like I've said before, I want a thin crust, extra cheese, pepperoni, onions in my face. That's what I want. Yes, I am a vibe, but you're not getting me to say your name if it's a bad word. By the way, I notice how I'm not pointing directly at you. I'm pointing up because I don't want you to think I'm aggressive. I'm pointing up. So you can't say I'm pointing at you. You know what, Kylie? I don't care about pineapple pizza. I'll eat any kind of pizza. You want to put a carburetor, pieces of an engine, piece of underneath an engine on a piece of pizza? I'm putting it in my face. Whoa, Julio comes in at a left field. I'd rather have garlic, shrimp, and chicken. By the way, that's what that emoji is, Julio. That's what it is. Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. Hold on a second. Ria says we have pizza here with a burger flavor. I don't even know what you're talking about. That sounds like blasphemy. By the way, thank you, everybody, for being so kind on here. Thank you for your support. Thank you for jumping in, commenting, changing the subject, keeping it fun and vibrant. Brush and floss. Don't eat yellow snow. Merry Christmas. What? I'm back again. Sorry, I lost my mind for a second, but I'm back. By the way, people ask me how do I have so much energy. And by the way, I'm not sponsored. This is literally not a sponsor. Maybe one day. I drink these green drinks. I mean, any company. And it doesn't start with the fruit. It doesn't start with apple. It starts with the vegetables, which is celery, cucumber, spinach, romaine, kale, lime and parsley. That's what I drink. And you know, when I drink these drinks, people be like, hey, you look good. Just randomly. Hey, you look good. If I drink it for a couple of days, it's amazing. It doesn't taste good. Doesn't taste bad. Doesn't taste great. But I'm telling you, you just feel more vibrant. How much vodka? How much vodka is in it? Six words. You got me to laugh, buddy. Six words. Yes, Johnny. Hey, Kylie, when I drink tea, it's a weird it's I don't know. I don't know if the caffeine is too clean, but it makes me like like if I drink green tea, I'm like coffee. I'm fine. Oh, here we go. Snow, I'm going to go with. Oh, God, you can't do that snow. I like both. Lupe, don't do that because everybody's going to go Jim Carrey. How much? OK, how much is it? Well, this one I bought from a fancy store and I'm never doing it again. I think this was like ten or eleven. But you can get them for like seven, which is still a lot of money. So you can make your own for like three dollars. For me, it's just easier to have them. And that way I'll drink it. Bye, Jonah. Have a good day. I love boba. I love how it gets all squishy in the bottom and you eat the little the little bubble balls. I love that. Thai milk tea is good. It just has a lot of sugar. You know, it's amazing. I think people on here, like Minds Attract, we're foodies. I can tell people on here love the food. I am doing great, 781. Bye, Lee. Have a good day. Have a good one. Bye bye. What do I think about L.A.? I love it because I'm living my dream out here. And I think anywhere you go, if you're kind and you're nice and you have kind of nice people, you can really have a happy life. But look at the weather like the weather is stunning. That's what I'm looking at. That's what I look out my window every day. So I like L.A. I like happy weather, if that makes sense. Thank you, AJ Johnson. I appreciate it. Klaus, that is very, very good. The dragon fruit bubble is good. It just has so much sugar in it. An 18-wheeler or a fourth wheeler? What does that mean? I mean, like the, uh, I have driven an 18-wheeler. It's kind of fun. Yeah, my view is dope, man. Hey, how did my date go the other night? It was okay. It wasn't a match, but she was very, very kind. Yeah, there are clouds in the sky. Let me see if I can show you. There's clouds. I don't know. Over there, there is. Just curious, has anyone come up to you for the jokes? What does that mean? Well, I couldn't pronounce your name. Whatever you are, woman, man, in between, whatever it is, thank you for being on here. Thank you for being amazing. I appreciate you. Hey, Josh, can you go live at the restaurant? No, 100% not. No, no, no. No, AJ Johnson, I'm not married. In my video, I said my wife, that's just my friend, Deidre, and I did another video where I think I called her my friend. Yeah, no, no, I'm not married. Nothing, nothing, nothing. But when I use people in my video, my friends, they're either my wife, my mom, my sister, my brother. I just make it awkward. Have a good day, Mr. Wang. I know it's Monday, but you make today awesome. Yep, single, I have no responsibilities. Even the plants in my house are fake. You know what I mean? Vanilla, 100% vanilla over chocolate. Because chocolate, I feel like is too sugary. Vanilla is more light and airy. What up, Detroit? Every time I see Detroit, what up, Detroit? From the exhibit song. Or maybe it's an Eminem song. What up? Yo, Lopez, that's so dope. I love, my favorite thing is when boyfriend, girlfriend, mom, son, daughter, happy, grandpa, grandma, when multi-generations watch my videos or couples watch my videos or whatever, it makes me so happy. Kylie, I agree with everything you just said. I should screen capture that and put it on my wall. That is right. Vanilla, you can put anything on it. I noticed, by the way, the numbers of my lives are growing, and that makes me happy. Thank you, everybody. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hey, and thank you for being a subscriber. I'm doing good. I'm raising it every day. I am raising it every single day, and it's exciting. Lily, I know that can be a hard one. Stay safe, stay healthy, be healthy, keep your mind good, make sure you connect with other people like you're doing right now on here. Keep reaching out to friends and family and expressing how you're feeling. I know what you're talking about because I've been through that myself 100%. I get it, and you are not alone, especially with what you just talked about. You're definitely not alone. Lupe brings up a great point. If you put like Diet Coke or regular Coke on ice cream, it is the best. It is so good. Have you ever had a Halo ice cream? It's like the best ice cream. It's got like 300 calories. That's true, Kylie. I like diet cream soda. Love diet cream soda. In fact, I gotta order some of that. I have exams in four days, and I have no idea how to work that out. I don't have advice on that. I'm so sorry. That's above my pay grade. Oh, I wish I did, but I don't. I'm sorry. You know what? Julio, he just said tequila or vodka. Let me tell you what. When I was younger, my friend's mom was a flight attendant, and she had this like suitcase full of those little bottles, and I drank like 20 of them, all different kinds. And ever since then, I just, the smell of any of that makes me sick. I wish I could sit down with you and have one. I just don't like the taste of any of it. Whoa, vanilla ice cream and orange soda. Ooh, that sounds good. How about vanilla ice cream, really frozen orange soda, and then you put it in like a little NutriBullet and spin it around. Boom. Let me tell you what, spooky, ramen is one of my favorites. I don't know if it, I think it's the both. I think it's both. I don't really, I don't not drink alcohol. I just don't like the taste. I wish, I wish. I'm like, oh, that's great. I have a glass of wine. I just don't. It's just not my thing. What up, France? I just get the plain ramen, and then I go, give me two orders of extra noodles. And then I shove the noodles in my face. What up, Morocco? Hey, E-N-K-R-Y-P-T, what is the difference? And I'm being serious. What is the difference between pho and ramen? I really don't know the difference. And don't even bring up Nutella because Nutella is so good. So good. What up, love, Morocco? But Nutella is so good, I can't even stand it. Man, Nutella is good. Pho. Is it pronounced pho or fo? Pho. Pho. I don't know if it's pronounced pho or fo. French fries and mayo. You know what I like too? I like ketchup on potato chips because it's essentially a french fry that went tanning. French fries, I mean, potato chips and ketchup are so good. What up, Philippines? Lupe's just coming in with commercials. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar. Flan and Nutella is dope, Julio. I agree with you. Fries with ice cream, stop the presses. Yes, from McDonald's. You guys are foodies like me. Pronounced foo. It's not pronounced foo. It's not. Whatever it is, I've had it, and it's good. Hi, Benin. How are you? Glad you're back. Thank you very much. What up, what up, Malaysia? It's pho. Pho. We are now pronouncing it pho, and you have to go, you have to tip your head. Would you like some ramen? No, I actually prefer pho. I'm sorry, what do you want? Did you want an order of ramen? No, I told you I want pho. I love pho. Whatever it is, I love it. What up, Germany? Cologne? How are you doing? I think you're new. I've never seen you on here. What up? Thank you. Thank you for saying I'm awesome. Look, I'm having a real fun time with all this. I'm making silly videos. I have some new things on the way, coming your way. Hopefully, it will come to fruition. I'm very excited, and you're making my dream, literally, you're making my dream come true by sharing my videos. That's all I ask of you, share my videos. That's it. Just keep sharing it. You don't get me to 300,000. I'm at 271,000 right now. When we jump off here, just share the heck out of it. That really will help me. That's the way you need to say thank you. That's really it. What's my favorite type of food? Mexican, Asian, soul food, etc. I really like seafood. I really like steak, lobster, crab, avocado, mango. I would really say lobster is my favorite. I would say seafood. A Sprite and cranberry. You know what I get? This is a real good thing. I was trying to stop drinking soda. By the way, if I miss your comment, write it again. I'm so sorry. It scrolls up quickly. I'm not trying to be rude. I was trying to stop drinking so much soda. When I go, I say, can you give me a soda or bubbly water, whatever, soda water, and then can you put a little cranberry into it? Tastes like I was drinking a fun soda. I like seafood. I love it. Hey, Lucky K, I appreciate that. By the way, sorry if I'm missing your comments. Hey, Boosif Ben, I appreciate it. That's what I'm trying to do. I was trying to answer your question, and then Max comes in and goes, exclamation point, lobster with Nutella, and you got me, Max. Lobster with Nutella. Three words, and you got me. You're the positive in this negative world. I'm not always positive. Sometimes I lose my mind. That was really aggressive. What did you say? Well, sometimes I lose my mind, and I'm back. That reminded me of the Joker. You know how he got real close? Remember Batman, when he goes, all right, fine, and he was real close? Some of you just don't. Oh, I could get his voice. Lose my mind. Oh, I can get him. Makes you just want to lose your mind. Oh, discovered him. I can do him. Makes you want to lose your mind. Oh, oh, I got a new one. Oh, oh. You know how, do you guys remember in Batman, when he did that, when he put it closer, and he goes, lose your mind. Oh, sorry. Right? It's insane looking, isn't it? It makes you want to lose your mind. Whoa. That even scared me. I'm sorry. I'm losing my mind right now. I mean, that is spot on, right? Okay, shush. Shush, everybody. Shush. You know, it makes you want to lose your mind. Oh, I can do him. I'm going to do that on stage in my standup. Okay, I'm back. Gotta go. Bye, Spooky. Have a good day. Hey. Whoa, did you just get some inspiration? Yes, I got some. Yes. Okay. People ask me where I get my bits for standup. You just saw it. I just wrote a bit while talking with you. I just, I don't know where it's going to go, but I know that I can lose my mind. I can do that on stage. I don't know where I'm going to put him, but that will be, that will be somewhere. Hey, thank you for that. Thank you, so appreciated. Hey, Lupe, you've literally said the same thing 17 times, Lupe. I got you. Reese's Puffs. Reese's Puffs. Eat them up. Eat them up. Reese's Puffs. Reese's Puffs. Eat it. Okay. Sorry, Lupe. You got me excited. You said it so many times. You got me. Stop it, Lupe. Lupe, flag on the plate. Five-yard penalty. Reese's Puffs. Reese's Puffs. Eat them up. This is Lupe's fault, by the way. Lupe did it. You know, El Fruto, I haven't seen Phil McCracken in at least 10 minutes looking at my fake watch. I haven't seen Phil McCracken. I have not. I've been looking for Phil McCracken. I don't know where Phil McCracken is. Last I saw Phil McCracken, he was in my parking garage, but I'm going to find Phil McCracken. I mean, you know, sometimes you just need a little bit of Phil McCracken in your life to really just, you know, sometimes you get down. Sometimes you feel depressed. You go, you know, you know what I need right now? You know what I need right now? I need a little bit of Phil McCracken. I'm sorry, what? Yeah, my buddy Phil. Lupe, you never be sorry. I am so grateful that you're on here, buddy. You don't have to be sorry at all, not even a little bit. In fact, I don't accept your sorry. I'm taking your sorry and changing it into a thank you and giving it back to you. Hey, buddy, I can't do my videos without you watching and sharing, so you don't have to be sorry for being on here being amazing. That's all I got to say, Lupe. You're awesome. Pho is a rice noodle, whereas ramen is wheat. Well, they're both good. Pho is a rice noodle. Okay. Where's ramen? Hey, I also know, don't they have like zero calorie pasta? It's not made from like, it's made from something. I think rice or something. I don't know what it is. Bye, Kylie. Happy birthday again. Bye-bye. Happy birthday. Lupe. Hey, can you get an autograph? I charge $17,000, but I get a rebate of $19,000. It's not a good business model. I lose money. What? Hey, how do you feel every day waking up being awesome? Bye. Happy birthday. That's actually a good idea, Max. Reese's Puffs with Nutella. Max, Max, I got to be honest. Hey, Lupe, Max gave you a good idea. That is a very good idea. Lupe, right? That is a very... Wait, hold on, everybody. Reese's Puffs with Nutella is probably the most genius thing Max has ever said since 1973. Max could be 18, but I'm just letting you know, that's the most genius thing Max has ever said. Pho is pronounced fa. Okay. Hey, Preston, you get a warning one time. There's kids on here, so I don't accept anything like that. Everybody on here is bright, vibrant, and fun. That's all. It's just, and it's easy humor too. I don't do that. I do silly humor. Is it cereal first or milk? I've never heard of anybody putting milk first. How dare you? Wait a second. Stop the presses. You put milk in... That is illegal in 13 countries, I'm sure. Captain Crunch. Wait, Captain Crunch ice cream with Nutella. Yo, I tasted that. Everybody, stop. Captain Crunch ice cream, which is amazing. You could stop there and be totally fine. Then get a little bit of Max inspiration and put Nutella on that. How amazing is that? And you're Australian. What's up, mate? I get very excited. I can't wait to come to Australia. I can't wait to go to Australia. I can't wait because I want everybody to talk like this. I feel like everybody in Australia is good looking. That's just what I feel like. Everybody's good looking in Australia. That's what I feel like. Thank you, Maddie. I appreciate that, Maddie. Thank you, thank you, thank you. So listen, I've been on here for 29 minutes and 43 seconds. I'm only going to be in here for another five minutes because I've got a awesome dinner to go to. So I'm going to be doing that. But I want to do the Heath Ledger Batman again. Why? I want to... I mean, it's really fun. You have to try that. Next time you're facing your friend, next time you're FaceTiming your friends or whoever, just say why, but make it like why. I mean, it's really fun to do. It's just a way to get out some aggression, you know. What up, Rhea? Morning in the Philippines. What is going on? I don't know why. It's so fun to say why like that. It's so... Yes, you can. Klaus, you can. You just have to like... You have to make yourself fake angry. You got to make yourself so fake angry. You just go... I feel it coming up me. It's going... I don't know why. It's so fun. It's so fun to do Heath Ledger Batman Joker saying why. Oh, my God. That's so fun. Okay. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. No more. Nope. No. It's not Jim Carrey. Okay. Okay. Yes. Lily White. That's one of the things I was telling you. If you happen to be sick, getting out of your paradigm, reaching out to friends, family, listening to music, watching TV, getting out of your head can be such a powerful thing. And trust me, I know what you're going through. I have went through that myself. Millions of other people in the world have went through that. We're here to support you. If you can't, if you can, get up, walk around the room, open the window, close the window, put it on the radio, put it on TV. But I get what you're going through. You're not alone. No. But say Jim Carrey in that voice. Why? Oh, Jim Carrey. Come to Nebraska. Can't wait to do that. Pet Detective was dope. I will be going to Nebraska doing my stand-up. Nothing has been announced yet because it's being planned. At the moment, I am just figuring it all out. Yeah, he's retiring. Jim Carrey's retiring from what I understand. All right, everybody, listen. I have to wind down because I do not want to be late. That's the one thing. I never like to be late. I like to be early, at least one, two minutes, three minutes, five minutes. And I don't know exactly where I'm going. But listen, listen. Please, everybody, do it. Please do it. It's so fun. Oh, God. So listen, everybody, do me a favor if you can. If I bring joy to you, if I bring joy to you, which I think I do on here, everybody, I am going to enjoy my Nutella on here, all right? Listen, listen, listen, Linda, Linda, Linda, listen, Linda, listen, listen, Linda. If I bring any type of joy to you at all, all I ask from you in return, and it costs you zero, is go on a sharing spree. I don't really have any goals anymore because I keep crushing them. My next goal is 300,000. I'm at 271,000 now. If you can, just go share my video. Share my live. Let the live run. Watch my compilations. The compilations are pretty fun. They have some older videos and then some new videos you haven't seen, some videos that really didn't fit in anywhere, some excerpts and stuff like that. But again, just share my videos as much as you can. That would be the greatest favor I could ask of you because my only commodity out here in my business in Hollywood is the number of subscribers. I get big subscribers. I can get sponsors and tour the world doing stand-up. That's it. Hey, have a great day, everyone. I don't mean to jump off so quickly, but I don't want to be late for dinner. And thank you again, everybody, for your kindness. I will see all of you next time. Bye.