These Viral Videos Are Out Of Control | Steve Harvey

Look folks, kids have a way of looking at the bright side. They just do. They seem to always find the bright side, which comes in handy when they do something that really upsets their parents. This little girl cut her own hair. Her mother was through. The little girl had it all worked out. Watch this. I'm a real person, so it can grow back. Do you see? It's growing back. But what did you do? It's growing back, it's growing back. But what did you do? What did you do to your hair? Don't worry, it was too extra. Now I'll look like a big girl. I'll look like a big girl right now. You know folks, going in for that first kiss can be a nerve-wrecking experience for you, especially for boys. It's hard to move in for that first kiss. You don't know if this is it. You don't know if she want it. You don't know if it'll be returned. You don't know if this is the right time. And they sometimes can be pretty awkward. But take a look at this. What did you do for this ugly ass dog wouldn't kiss you? You ever tried to kiss an ugly person? They went, uh-uh. And you went, what? Oh, what? One more time. Let me show you what it looks like. This is trying to kiss an ugly person. Are you serious? Come on. Thanks for watching, everybody. There's a saying that says if you give a man a fish, you can feed him for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, and then all hell can break loose. Because everybody is not sports ready. I'm gonna show you a guy who's doing something so wrong and it just don't work out. First of all, if this ain't what you do, this ain't what you do. But I think his friends knew he couldn't do it. That's why they taped it. I want you to watch this close. Let me show you this guy. He's fishing. Watch this. Now, I'm gonna show it to you again. He has a fishing net. The key to a fishing net is there's weights on it. What you wanna do is, you wanna circle and throw the weights out. The weights go out, they spread, they open up the net. That's how you catch the little bait fish so you can go out and really catch big fish. He's obviously never done this cause he left the weights on his back. So when he slings, the weights is on his back. Snatched his ass right in the water. So I'm gonna show it to you again. Here it is. Look at the weights. You know, sometimes folks, footage gets lost. But I have some very interesting footage I found of myself. I have a video that I'm about to show you of me leaving the courthouse after my second divorce. I found the footage. It was very telling of what happened to me that day. This is me leaving the courthouse after my second divorce. All right, if this family is trying to keep people from trespassing, they might have to rethink the strategy. Because I'm gonna show you a dog that has a different opinion of the sign that's posted. Dogs are very, very sneaky. They're cunning. They're tricky. Watch this. Now, this is how my mind works. The sign says, beware of dog. Now, is the dog really dangerous or is he not? So what the dog is doing, I'm gonna sit here and grin. Cause obviously people think I'm dangerous and I want them to just come on in the gate. Then I'm gonna tear their ass up. That's what I think is going on. You know what, you heard the saying that you can't teach an old dog new tricks. But they don't say nothing about teaching them other stuff though, do they? What about chores? Mike could teach them a chore. Watch this. Hey folks, thank y'all for watching. All right, welcome back everybody. It's time again for our Last Laugh. You know what folks, I've discovered about our Last Laugh segment. When I show you these videos, sometimes the videos end exactly how you think they will. Now, this next video is a stunt that you shouldn't try at home. I have to tell you that. This is a grown man who's trying to ride a toy truck down a slide board. That don't even sound right, does it? But watch how he tries to do it. Take a look. And we're recording. The dude that's filming it, this the funniest thing he's ever seen. But the little boy walks up to him with his hands on his hip. And this is that, damn daddy. This is the moment when he starts calling his father by his first name. Yeah. He's not even referring to him as dad anymore. Hey little Timmy, yeah, and what? Folks, thanks for watching. If you'd like to see some behind the scenes moments from today's show, just follow us on Facebook at Steve Harvey TV. I'll see you next time everybody. Everybody's got a special talent, but some people spend their whole lives trying to figure out this. I got a video of a little boy and then just figured out this is what I do. I call this, this is the I ain't working type happy. This is, you don't remember those days when you just weren't working. You didn't have to work, because you were just young. Remember those days? Don't you wish you could get them back? Well this little boy, this is what you called, I ain't got a damn thing to do dance. Check it out. That's the same dance you would do if your company walked in and told you, hey we're closing, we're gonna give everybody a million dollars for working here. That's the same dance you would do. I think you're all familiar with the term lap dog, but this dog is taking the title pretty seriously. I'm just gonna show it to you one time. It's just a cute tape. Just a lap dog. Take a look. That's it. You know something, it doesn't really matter how well you prepare for things in life. Sometimes success has a way of just slipping through your fingers. Literally. Look at everything in this video. The clock, everything. Now watch this. I don't know, you know, you all, people, when I think something's funny, my sense of humor is obviously different from yours. Like this is funny as hell to me. But all of you, especially with, the damn Rubik's Cube fell apart. Obviously to him, it was the most meaningful thing in his life cause his reaction was too much. But the dude that was timing it, watch that guy's reaction, cause he just as hurt watching. Okay, he's trying to look at him. He think, man, this guy's gonna get it. Oh my God, this is close to the world record. Look at this guy. If he nails this, this could, he's gonna get it. It's a Rubik's Cube. What the hell? You can't get another one? I don't see the pain in this. Have you ever done something for a friend and they didn't appreciate what you did? I mean, you've gone out of your way for a friend of yours and you thought y'all was cool and then they double back and they did something to you dirty and you just kinda let it go cause you went like, wow. Sometimes friends don't let it go. Sometimes they just pay you back right away. I got a video of just two friends and this is what happened. All right. Now here you in the box. We ain't even supposed to be friends. You a cat, I'm a bird. You're supposed to eat me. Or somehow we'd have formed a friendship. Then I sit up in here and I get you out the box. You slap me. Well I tell you what, get your punk ass back in the box. You know folks, sometimes life can be a slippery slope but that's what you have friends for because along the way, they're there to help us. Well, when they can. Watch this. She told her, midway in slide, I can't help you. I just got my behind up this hill. I'm feeling, I can't help you. Here it is again. Whoa, I don't know what, how much moss is on this rock. That's some ugly words when you hear your friend go, I can't do, I can't help you. You on your own. Now, I play golf. I actually love golf. Not great at it but I just love playing it, right? Now, the worst thing than having a terrible round of golf is to do something terrible while you're golfing. To do something that you have no business doing. You know, when you see pros do stuff on the golf course, that's cause they're pros. If you're not a pro, why are you trying this? This isn't for you. Roll the tape. All right, there you go. Bam! There you go. Stop. Okay, back it up just a little bit. Can you just back it up a little bit? Go back down in the water. Stop right there. The ball is still, the ball is right there. It just went up in the air and came back down. He loses a stroke anyway. Why is his ass in that water? Cause he did something he saw on TV. Being a weather person is not as easy as it looks. If you don't believe me, I'm gonna show you a woman who's a weather person. Now, she had to find out the hard way that being a weather person isn't easy. I'm gonna show you this about two or three times cause you gotta see what all happened. This woman right here, I couldn't believe what she said. I couldn't believe what happened. Here's the tape. Watch it close. I'm here at Barry Island Beach and it's not going to stop. Now, this is what this woman said. I'm here. And there's no sign of a storm. That's what she said. It's blowing her. Ain't nobody out there but her. And she said, I'm out here and there's no sign of a storm. Okay. How did that fish get all the way up there on the dock? Watch it again. Listen. I'm here at Barry Island Beach and there's no sign of a storm. Have you ever wanted to really eat some food the way you wanna eat it? You ever wished that you was eating and nobody was watching? Well, you could just do like you wanted to. But you know, you're always around people and you gotta chew with your mouth closed and you can't have your elbows on the table. I'm gonna show you someone who's eating something that's so good and don't really give a damn how you feel about her cause she is going at it. Here it is. Ow. Yeah. You know, boxing. Boxing is one of those sports that allows you to release your inner rage and aggression, you know, which makes you wonder why we don't see, you know, more people attempting to box. Even animals do it. But when you learn how to box, you know, you don't have to use everything you learn right away. It's just give it some time. I want you to watch this video of this cat being taught to box. Now, they done just put these gloves on this cat. This the first boxing lesson. Run it again. Here's the owner. He shows it to her. Then his buddy walked by. Now, okay, that's what you do. Bam! Knock your ass out. This video I'm about to show you has something to do with men again. Women always say, why do men lie? You know, we lie because we know that the truth is not gonna work for you. And so to spare your feelings, sometimes we just produce a lie because we just think that the truth won't work for you. When do we start this? At an early age. This is how it all starts. Just take a look. Trying to do it like, let's do it how we used to do it. You know, ready? Let's drop this thing. All right, ready? Fire. Oh my! Oh! It broke. The light broke. We and Owen were sitting on the floor and Owen slipped and it went up and busted the light. You wanna do it again? Yeah, I'm fine. Cause he slid on the floor. I wanna teach you something about men. Ladies, pay close attention. Start the video at the beginning. Roll the tape. So here's the plan. This is what we're gonna do. Let's do it how we used to do it. Drop this thing. All right, ready? All right, do it. Ready, go. Bam! Okay, stop. Now right here, they both realize they're both in trouble. So now that we realize we're in trouble with the first woman in our life, our mother, what do we do now? The truth won't work here. Roll the tape. Stop. The lie is being developed. Roll the tape. You can hear the mother coming. I'll handle it. The light broke. We and Owen were sitting on the floor and Owen slipped in it, went up and busted the light. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay, Elsa? Cause he slid on the floor and wet me. Stop right there. Here's the next lie. He's gotta get this damn camera off because this is evidence. This little boy. I gotta cut this damn camera off and get rid of this camera because this is evidence. The lie is set. The stupid thing was, they dumbass put it on YouTube. Now I'm gonna just tell you this, folks. Once you reach a certain age, skateboarding really stops being an option. It's just a certain age. I know it's not for me. It can't be. I'm gonna show you a video of a grown man doing a stunt on a homemade half pipe. Now, I just wanna put the tape up first. Notice the ramp that he's on. He has really aspirations of going up a much higher ramp. But I don't know where his math and physics is in. You're not gonna get enough speed on that little ramp to get up the other ramp. Just, this looks like it's gonna go wrong. Only problem is, you have no idea how badly wrong this is gonna go. All right, let's go. Let's get it, buddy. There's no safety equipment whatsoever. Watch this. Bam! Now, I'm gonna show you this again because there's a couple of things I want you to watch. I want you to first watch the dog because the dog is really just looking for a place to pee. That's obviously his owner. He knows he's dumb, dumb stuff. But after he shoots the board out, I want you to watch the skateboard come and watch where the skateboard hits him at. So you gotta see that. All right, now let's go. Watch the dog. There's no safety equipment. Yeah. Bam! Now, watch the skateboard. Pow! Right there. But look at the dog. The dog went, what the hell you do that for? Hey, thanks for watching, everybody. Where's Sonny? Okay, Steve. Oh. Oh, you, oh, yeah. You come on out here because you part of this. Okay. You may not know this, but you part of this. Uh-oh. Okay. I have an idea. Okay, good. Well, this is gonna be good. This is our last laugh of the day. And this is real simple. I'm just gonna show you a tape. The reason I brought Sonny out here, cause she in it. And all I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna show you something that you've never seen before. You've never seen a chef's shoe. You normally don't see a chef's shoes. But they match. They match. Because the chef is always behind the table. You've never seen a chef's shoe. They'll never show what the shoe the chef got on. Cause all you concerned about is the cooking, right? I got a tape. Gonna fix all that. Run it. Ride the pony. Thank you. I was one fan of that dance. Go to shoe. Sonny, look. There go your shoe. Sometimes kids just don't realize. Sometimes kids don't realize just how good they got it. They can just get away with anything. Cause you're a child, it's innocent. So you can get away with anything. I'm gonna show you a little boy that just got away with it. I'm not saying adults won't do this. But for men, it starts when you're a boy. Here's a boy who's so fascinated, his father took him to Hooters. Take a look. Daddy, did you see that? Did you see that? This is a good one. This is a really, really good one for a lot of reasons. Bowling isn't easy. But this guy done made it way harder than it needs to be. I've seen some bowling tapes. I've never seen this. Watch this. Look at how many people is in the floor. See, when you do something like that, the girl in the lane next to him, she's stretched out. I have nothing left in me. The other dude on this side, all you see is a foot. He in the floor. The dude in the other lane who was obviously next, he in the floor. Okay, I want you to show this in slow motion. Stop. Okay, now, see this person on the far right? The falling begins. Now, roll the tape slowly. Just keep going in slow motion. They starting to hit the floor. Everybody going down. The girl gone. They didn't ask him, are you okay? Is everything all right? Are you all right? Is anybody okay? Did you break something? Damn that. I'm going to the floor first. Thank you all for watching, everybody. Let me ask you something. You ever had, you ever been eating and had somebody take some of your food without asking? This has happened to all of us. You don't like it, do you? That's why I think everybody can relate to this kid right here. I'm gonna show it to you three times. It's real fast. Just watch. Somebody took something from this kid. It's a short video. Watch it. Here it is. This little boy, without saying nothing, said it all. Here's the first time he said. That's a WTF moment right there. That little boy right there. Now I'm gonna show it to you again. Now that next one. You know what that other look is? Ain't nobody see this? All right, I'm gonna show it to you again. Okay, you know what that one is? That one right there was, okay, what the hell did you order?