The Yankees are Making Us Kooky.

He like to win today, you want to win today. I must say, you got to win today, or you are high. Got to win today, got to win today. Make it clap in the chat, what you know about that? Don't use your hands. The mac and cheese is so good from this place. Evan Longoria hit me up, he's like, yo, slice a pizza for whoever wins this series. I'm like, you're on. He said slice a near pizza, not Tampa pizza. There's a reason. There's a reason he said not Tampa pizza. Slice of pizzas from Evan Longoria. Slice of pizza, whoever wins. This is a deal, talk to me. Definitely not Tampa pizza. When are you in the city? Well, he's definitely going to be at the drama. He's probably coming up for, I mean, does he do anything with the organization? Gets his number retired. Yeah. That's cool. When did they do that already? I think that was this year. Yeah, so he's definitely out here with them, so definitely come. Be interesting. It'd be cool to have him in the office and talk to him. Are the nerves starting to kick in? I don't know. Well, how does this compare to Boston? Before it started happening. Game one was like all time nerves. Now I'm starting to get that same game one like. You just don't know. Yeah. I think it depends on where you are in the series. So like if you're like, if you're up in the series, your nerves pregame, they're still there, but like. It's like a fun nervous. Versus if you're down, the nerves are crazy. So we will see. You said he might have been able to pinch hit. And then is that what you're going to ask me about? Pretty much. And be on the roster. It's funny. Using a pinch hit for the first two games, but they felt another five to seven days of recovery rehab would be more valuable. Judge is handling the roster decision OK, Boone said. You know, I want to do a block of text. Oh, yeah. I'm going to try and do everything I said in the pregame show, but then just type it out. Just written. See if I can get in this, post an essay on Twitter and get in the algorithm. I was going to predict every at that could also do that. I thought I should have started talking to the whole way. Tune in to the stream. One of us might go silent. So good. It's silence. Challenge Joe, I don't know. That looks like a good bike. Give me that. Why am I buying that bike? That mac and cheese avocado bite. Oh, you don't like it. You know, I think I like. No, you don't like whatever the hell you want to go do. I'm sorry. I've been helping the Yankees win by eating my salads. No salad. No, that's not how you help the Yankees win. How do you look like doing this ----? I mean, why? Oh, I'm sorry about that. The judge, if you needed a body, Boone said, like, they think he'd be good to go mid by mid series. You know, huh? It's the best. The best hitter in the world might be able to go mid series. Trapper. Trapper could be a lot. I've been trapped. Don't look at get out. Get out of this corner. You want a lot of money at the trap. People forget that. I did that in here. Posted. I posted it. I posted it. I posted it, too. I hate walking through here because I keep bumping into. Yeah, they don't never vote. That's what I paid off a student loan. That was going to get waived. Stupid. No, not a great use of the money that I wanted to drop. That's madness. You're a goof. I'm going to watch some Dodgers. It's not a goof. He's here. I'm going to go stream as Dr. M. Partial, my friend. He's back for this playoff run. Are you running it back? You guys remember Dr. Impartial from the 72 Yankees? Dr. Clean, huh? Me and Reggie used to hit the reefer in the back. You want me to time and go script the cookie? You can't do that. That's not the way it works, Pat. I'll script it. You can't script cookie. It's impossible. The great thing about cookie is that it happens as natural. You know, you can't script yourself. The easiest person to be is yourself, right? You're going to get yourself tuckered out. Wisdom is chasing you, my friend. You want to learn much faster. You're saving it. Do you like my little hand, Jim? Do you like my little hand? I do. Little hand touching your elbow. That's originally my little hand. You're going to make DVDs grow up on you. You can't put this on the stream to start. People will leave. Are you crazy, Pat? That's not the way it works. You can't just start a stream like this. Our portable game is on. It's for tonight. 6.38 first pitch. 6.30 start time for a playoff game. What are we doing, man? It's the Yankees' raise. One half of that is premiere. I'm going to go to a stream real quick. I'm going to go out and play some War Dream. If you don't mind. Yes. I'll see you later, OK? You're going to get your pregame gaming in. Pregame gaming in. You're pregaming. And I'm going to save my piss for the first inning. Can I take the first piss today? Yeah. All right. I'm going to edge this piss. Stop. This is part of the teamwork. I think we should start a stream a little bit early. Jim, what do you think? Yeah, we got to see if Judge gets announced in the lineups. He should sprint. Well, if I was Judge. Slide in. If I was Judge, I'd be too funny because then people wouldn't like it. I'd be out there crutches. Acting. They'd be like, whoa, Judge, what's going on? You were just hitting me. And then you look like that meme where he's in the wrestling thing and he just takes this off and goes on the field. Yeah, so we have that one. Oh, well, it looks like I got to go ahead and carry out the Dodgers. Welcome to the postseason, fucks. Wait, blue? Blue? For the Dodgers? For the Dodgers, probably, yeah. No, don't do purple. Facts. They get a homer homer. And Munakata Morikami hit one earlier, so he gets updated as well. Boom. No, it's not. Oh, where'd the Red Sox go? Oh, they're over there? Yeah, but look at these Astros, hitting all their homers in the game they got eliminated in. That's dumb. Should have pitched better. All right, I'm going to go ahead and erase these Red Sox tallies here. I'm just going to put half because they never made it to October. All right. It's fine. It's another base hit. See, these guys are in it. Yeah, man. The Dodgers are in it. Comment on Mavs before you go. Comment on Mavs? Yeah, tell us what's going on in the second half. That's Dolph for sure, both foul. And oh, that's that's Costanza. Costanza. The other guy. And it looks like they're just talking over something. Maybe the most serious Mavs game I've ever seen. They're very serious. Dolph's back. This guy's going through something right now. George is going through it. Yeah, and I don't know what's happening. What's that on his forehead? Whoa, he's got a, he's got a thing going on. Crazy, that's a small record. Very small. We need to get one of those, bro. We should get one of those. I'm not even a music guy, but. It just sounds wonderful. You know what? I'm going to try to drink this for a while, but haven't had a chance to open it. Why is he sleeping like this? He's, he's having a bad dream. It has something to do with that girl. That girl's a pro. Oh, he knows. Look, he said it. There's a lot. I'm not saying. I don't want to give any spoilers. Tell them, Mavs. I'm not going to give any spoilers. You're not going to spoil it. No, you got to, you got to enjoy it. You have to savor the moment with Mavs. Mmm. Sometimes, you already know, every, every guy knows this. Sometimes, you just got to spread it apart. Now, we're here. Oh, ----. Yo. Yo, he's right there. Damn. Damn, I do got to pee. I don't think I can hold this one. I mean, it's over an hour until the games. I'll hold it. You're right. It's all right, Mavs. We made a video. And yes. Look at this ******* blog post of a tweet. Is this what we have to do now? Posting. That's not Twitter. That's not what it's supposed to be. That's all I see, though. But I did it, accompanied the video. And the video's good, because it's got the graph. Pitch makes each time facing, come and hunt first through Spencer. Oh, and I did harmonica, I did harmonica interlude. 63% is a pretty high percentage if you want to be a guess hitter and play the guessing game. If you're Cody Bellinger, if you're Jazz, if you're Spencer Jones. This is a good transition. He gets the second, he might get the third on the other side. Oh, damn. Oh, is that a promo? No. That comes from the almanac. You're taking Jazz, Chism, June. Jake, you do it. Cut her in. It comes from the almanac. You're taking Jazz, Chism, June. Oh. That's a ton. Water. A little energy drink. I'm trying to bloom. Free ad. What flavor is that bad boy? Seems wild. Glacier Crush. And then we'll spike the glycogen levels a little bit. Just throw a bunch at the system. That's what you gotta do. It's October. Can't have enough arms, thank you. No free ads. Now people know about Swiss Miss. What a company. They've been doing it for a long time. Long time. Good to see ya. Awesome. Big game feels. How about it? You're Yankees. Hey. Did you see my recent tweet? Do I need to look at it? Flawless. It's the future. All right. That's what we're all doing moving forward. I'm just trying to do what the kids do and stay healthy. LDS game one pregame thoughts? Yeah. All right. Oh, this is your voice to text that you were talking about. All right. More or less a transcript of everything that got said. If I'm Austin Wells. I edited the video so it's an actual video. Yes. That took a while. Yeah. I didn't have to do that. But there's a good transition sound that you appreciate. All right. 63%, it's a pretty high percentage if you wanna be a guess hitter and play the guessing game. If you're Cody Bellinger, if you're Jazz, if you're Spencer Jones. See this? Yeah, I do like that. I'm so nervous. Hungry, malnourished, nervous. Oh, hi BBD. What's up? You're trying to fire it up soon. Okay. You guys are- See if judge gets introduced. You wanna go early? How early are you guys gonna go? Oh, it'd be nice to be live in the next 10 or so. 10 minutes? All right, cool. I'll be in there. Joe's has been off his mind. I think what I'm gonna do is keep prodding so he doesn't lose it. Cause he kind of, he gets sleepy around the stream. What's up? Ah! You ready? Yeah. I think we're gonna fire it up. What time? Ah! You said 10 minutes, right? Ah! You said 10 minutes? I said in the next 10 minutes or so. Oh, in the next 10 minutes. All right, people are seeing you. I'm not doing anything. People are seeing Jay live, it's true. I'm guarding you. You're streaming? I'm waiting for Twister to be over. You're live on Twitch? Yeah, we're live, talking to everyone. Everyone's talking right now, everyone. Why don't you guys come to the Talking Yanks live stream? They're available right now. And you're downloading my dinosaur game like I asked, right? I have no idea what it's named. Watch judge get introduced then. Screw me the devil! I have to wear my jacket, we finally got a winter in this building. It's legit. It's the hottest day outside. We got the AC to finally work. Joe's, I think we're gonna do the Yankee stream. But in that stream. You got it, right? All of it. It's cold. Yeah. It's getting really cold. Are we putting Joe's in the middle? No. We're undefeated. Yeah, that's true. Have we ever middled him before? I think we did. Sick, Jimmy. Thanks. Finally got to wear it. Where's that one from? Electronic Bay. Why do you guys keep asking the same question? You guys think I came all the way over here to miss the Yankee game? Are you guys beside yourself? I gotta get a promo. What kind of promo? Just say you're about to do the stream, ready? Three, two. Yo, we're going on the Yankee stream right now on Talking Yanks. So watch the Yankees beat the Rays tonight. All right? So we hopping out there, right? Yo, follow me. Right to the room. Follow me to the room. By the way, this stream is going to be brought to you by T-Mobile right here. All right? Right there. This is your view. And this is my view. Right here. Yeah, right there. Hold on. I gotta drain the snake. No, wait. No. What? Did somebody else, wait. Did they open more? It's already updated. Don't look at me like you are. I like that we eliminated the teams that got eliminated. I mean, it makes a lot of sense. Do you want me to erase it so you can update it? You had, Phil. Yeah, I did. Those teams shouldn't have any color. It should be white. That's true. Eliminated teams should be a different color. I think they should be in all black. They shouldn't get the joy of color. Big black. Whose headphones are these? These aren't mine. Wait, where's my helmets? Your helmets? Does that look artistic? This could be like a Game of Thrones opening shot. Ooh. Somebody cracked my helmet. The angry king. I'm not happy about that. You didn't like that? Yeah. Helmet's cracked a little bit. I'm gonna keep the little hand here because that's a new prop. Twister's still on? Oh, Twister. I remember the cow flying. That's what I always remember. Are we thinking that the game's faster on LBG? I guess we're about to find out. So this is gonna be both. Yeah, last time it was. Last time it was faster on TBS, right? Last series. There was a rumor that TBS was faster. Oh, we could. I could do that. Why don't we do that? In 2024. We should absolutely do that. In 2024, TBS had the delay, so it was faster on MLB TV. So you have MLB TV on the bottom and cable on top, and we'll find out which is fast. And if we punch it early, we'll be able to adjust it. Lionel! Oh, Lionel! Who's Lionel? Richie? Oh, Lionel. Lionel the Lion? How do I send, I'm trying to send BBD to this link. Why don't you sit down, pal? You can slack it. Is my mic on? Can you hear me? Where'd my clipboard go? Did I just have it, and I lost it? Yeah, you did. That was a test. I just turned it on right now. I'm trying to get it out, I can't hear you. I got you good, huh? Ha ha ha! Got him good. Hee! Got him good. Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! You wanna get my eyes on my clipboard? Hee hee hee hee hee hee! I'm using a decent amount. You wanna get eyes on Jimmy's clipboard? Most open stream, videos you're gonna see before the first stream. I know, I got, I think, yeah, before the stream. Before the ending, yeah. There'll be a, there's gonna be a time. Hold on, hold on. There's gonna be a time, all right? It's gonna be the stream start, and then people, people need to know when the stream starts. As soon as the stream starts, then I'm gonna be, I'm ******* nervous. Wait! Hold on, don't start yet! Don't start yet! Don't start yet, B! Don't start yet! Don't start! Hello? Hello! Way! Here we go. You don't have to hold yourself down. Pick yourself up. Watch them kiss in the rain. It's welcome to the Twister stream. Heartbreak, what else? They found the storm. Big. Wait, this isn't even the end of the movie. They're kissing. Welcome everyone, Yank's, the playoffs start today. The mild part is over. I like that, Jake. Playoffs start today, dude. Boston wasn't in the playoffs. We've only seen one, right? Oh boy, that was absolutely shat on, dude. Holy ----. He was all over that. You can't elevate it, then it's batting practice. We're gonna grab water. How are you feeling? I'm feeling like, I don't know, it's like a weird thing, that I feel like, when we come back, so I kind of feel like we might come back. We might, but it's possible we don't. What do you want to say to Joe's, future Joe's, after this game has ended? I want to say, yo, congrats, dog. You stuck with it. Your plan worked. It's crazy. Egg on the, egg on the Ray's face. Huh? I'm trying to edit this disappointment. And then we'll put this out there, flies down. Bro, I don't know what's going on anymore. Giancarlo will lead off the, okay. Big G. Big, big G. Oh man, Giancarlo hits a homer. If Giancarlo hits a bomb. Oh, I've heard that before. man fluid, will flow. Well see. ****! Yes! **** yes! Yes! Go, go, go! Score! Score? What? I don't think that's smart. You guys are embarrassing, as ******* what? Possibly bad. I mean, who, who thought? I was going to go back corner. Giancarlo's leading off. Yeah, we know. Confirmed. I was going to go back here. You're thin here. I'm thin here, bro. If they get a hit, you rip that hair off. You rip it off right away. Especially G running. If it's a base at the right field. Oh my God. Hit him with the cockles. This is unbelievable, how Stan is batting in this situation. Push the, push the cockles! Holy ----! Let me get in the game. Dude, let me get in the game here. Oh God. Oh no. Come on, G. Oh, he's just grabbed it! Oh, that's a good take, that's a good take. Make him throw you the fastball, G. Guys, that was a good change up. Come on. He's took it. Come on, G. Let's go. One good swing. Oh, that was a really nice pitch! Not swinging at the change up. I'll put it in the zone, he said. Ben Williamson in at 30. He's got to throw another change up now, right? Good take! You homer here, I might. Swing at that! Come on, G. Get a fastball. Three change ups in a row. Get a fastball, get a fastball, get a fastball. Come on, G. Win the pitch! Come on, G. Win the pitch! Wooga, wooga, wooga. That was the pitch! He hasn't played in 138 games. I mean, is he gonna? But throw a fastball here and be ready for it? Come on, Billy. Jump him. Come on! Jump him, Billy! What an embarrassing effort, offensively. What an embarrassing effort. No batter got a hit and stayed on base. Thank you to you guys for being here. Chap, we appreciate you. Yeah, we appreciate you. And you appreciate we. We appreciate ye. We're gonna be going live on Talkin' Yanks to talk about, I guess, pitching. It'll be quick. Can't blame the pitcher tonight. Thank you, guys. Next Yankee stream, next Yankee game. See you here. See you Monday, Chap. What? Is that a gaffer? We're just, we're running it back. I'm so *******- It didn't happen. What? I agree. I agree with you. No, I didn't do so. I- Listen, man. I don't know what they were, what they were thinking with that. I would've liked them. I mean, you had two games you were up by eight. Oh my God. Don't even get me started on Wells, bro. That ----'s crazy. Fredo likes good baseball. And I don't think that was good baseball. Yeah. Really bad. I hated that. Didn't like it. I also didn't like it, for the record. A really bad game. Don't do it again. John Heyman. Yeah, hey, man. Manny Ramirez is seeking a hitting coach job. Yes. For who? I would, for the Yankees, yes. No, no, for you, in the warehouse. Him too, I'll take that too. He works with Teacher Man too. What about the fact that he pushed- Do you know that? Like, he agrees with everything Teacher Man says. Like, it's so crazy. I think Manny Ramirez's thing is, he just loves multiple things. He loves to love. He like, if a hitting coach is like, I think he's like, I wanna hear it. No, he said specifically, that's how I hit. I've hit like that my whole career. That's what he said. He said, I need to feel my barrel going like that. That's how I find a plane. Yeah, okay. He said, if I feel the barrel going that way, then I'm going good. Manny Ramirez, a Yankee. Ryan McMahon has- Anyone with more than eight at bats. Ryan McMahon has the worst numbers versus Freddie. Oh, you don't watch it. I haven't seen it. No, don't. And that's a question. Have you seen it? No, I haven't. It just, I just- Have you seen it? I haven't seen it. Are you screen typing? Wait, hold on, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're trying to determine- No, let's do it. We'll do a triple D reaction. You wanna do it? I haven't seen it. We haven't seen- None of us have seen it. You have seen it. But yesterday, I was 80% they were gonna run back the same exact lineup. Sounds like they did. It's been a year of run it back. The run it back games. You were 25%, are you disappointed? I was 25%. No, because I wanted them to make more changes than I thought they would make if you were gonna make changes. Yeah. Like, I was gonna need two righties if you believed in the righties. So, run it back. Tell them. That's good, man. Hey, man. Pre-game show. Yeah, those are real Dermans. I love my Dermans. Everybody's getting more in the chat. Those drops are good. Pre-game show song drops? Oh, yeah. Last game, I started really thinking about them. So, I got those. Found myself wanting access to those three. Very glad that your reaction worked. That's the first three games. We're here. Oh, that's a hard swallow. You finished? That was back-to-throat, like, swallow. And it went, boom. Like, it hit the back of your throat and went down. That one was crazy. Boom-da-clap. Boom-ba-clap. Look. There's so much baseball being played today, man. I can hardly keep up. Two games on the schedule. Do I? Yeah. Sure. The chain, the cane. The chain, the cane, and the blame. Get ready for all that, Pat. I'm not ready for all that. You're not ready yet? I got the Ben Rice first hit back right here, authenticated by Fanatics. And we're just gonna hit this bad boy around, see what happens. Think we need some hits. Signed by Ben Rice. We just hit this around. Hopefully it's worth something. I need a promo code. Promo code Joe's for 10% more. I'm so serious. He's been wanting this for a very long time. Who do I gotta talk to? It's not me. Mike, did you go? No, no, no, not on. On. I need it to add. Code Joe's for 10% on. I need it to add 10%. No, I can't do that. Why not? Yeah, there's no ******* way to do that. There's a way to, there's a way. I had to create a whole new store just for you. Plus 10%. I gotta get, I gotta get. My, the times have changed. I'm all out, I gotta get you. Listen, man. I'm gonna need you to get this ---- together. Give me 10% more somewhere. It has to add 10. We'll find a way. We need to get the promo code out there. People are dying to use it. Not kidding. Get away from me. What? Doesn't like your little hand. What's wrong with my little hand? The elevator's broken in our office. I'm just gonna go touch ----. Is that relevant to you? No. Tune into our stream tonight. Joe's has a fake hand. It's not fake. Yankees have to win. And the Rays have to win, otherwise they're losing the series. Oh, nice. Hold on. Just three wins away. Why does it look like there's another hand coming out holding up the banana? That's a lie. I gotta start helping. I gotta start helping us, man. I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna put this in the refrigerator. What do you think is the coldest part of this fridge here? The door? I feel like it's more susceptible. I'll put it in here next to the hummus. Where's that hummus from? Yes, I want- Code Joe's adds 10% on. 10% on what? To the price. Oh, so somebody's ordering one shirt. Let's just say it's true. He wants the kickback, dude. No, it's- No, he doesn't- Whoa! You don't want any of it. What? I say use promo code- People are gonna be pissed. They're not. I said, it's literally me saying- It's completely optional. I said, use promo code Joe's for 10% more on your order. Some people want to pay more. People are asking me, why doesn't your promo code work? I want to pay more. I couldn't believe that, but it's true. And it is confirmed as well. Kickback? I need them to pay double shipping. Something, we could do something like that. Oh, is it BBD just follow you because you're crazy right now? Mikey doesn't believe that we should do 10% more because he's like, yo, you want a kickback? He said, I said, kickback? What kickback are you talking about? That's not what we want at all. No. We just want an option for people to opt into paying 10% more. He was willing to give me the code to take money off. No. I said, no. It's like, oh, how much do you want coming off? Exactly. And I said, no, I want to add 10%. He said, I can't do that. He said, no way. I don't know what we are as a society anymore. Lost proxy. And they give it to a zoo or a school or something. You ever have soup? You like turtle soup? Rabbit soup. Hey, do zoos serve food of like the animals in the zoo? I feel like that should be like something they don't. Tiger. Yeah, I don't think you say you're eating animal, but you could be like, oh, we're. Hey, if you go visit an aquarium. We're having bear poop and it's chocolate fish. In the aquarium, swimming around. And then you go to like aquarium cafeteria and it says tuna. I think people view aquariums and zoos a little different. They just view fish. Well, they're a little different. and then you went to the cafeteria and it was sushi, would that just make you double take? Yeah. Well, if you went to a zoo and you went to the cafeteria and it was like a gorilla burger. You want a gorilla burger? No, too muscular, right? What are animals at zoos that also get eaten? Chicken. That's like a farm though. No, but they'll have like little feed areas where the kids go in and the Bronx Zoo had that, remember? Yeah, but I don't give a **** about chickens. I think they've been domesticated way too long to be wild now. Where do you see a wild chicken like survive? I think they just find their way. I think they're kind of just running around and like colliding and stuff. Yeah, if one gets lost, he's like, oh ----, I gotta find a house. Don't say it out loud, but list your top three hottest jungle fowl. Hottest? Yeah, in terms of looks. Hottest, sexiest? Sexiest is easy, I feel like. So hottest. Oh, I got an easy one. I mean, the galluvarious. Yeah. That one's hot or sexy? Yeah, that's the easy sexiest. The whole gallus roe is top three sexiest. Yeah. It seems like they kind of tier listed the sexiest. I have the golden comet as the most beautiful. I'm in on the golden comet. Yeah. I'm in on the Sussex. They call this ************ the East Texas? Ooh, the Sussex. Yeah. The Sussex is a premier cop. That's not a cop, that's a hen. The cocks are at the top. And the lowman brown is a cop. I don't like the Easter egger. The chin hair makes it look like it's got a big face. Yeah. That Plymouth rock is kind of underrated. Whoa. The Plymouth rock. Sneaks up on you. Crazy. The Plymouth rock thinks the highest of itself. Look how it's walking. It thinks he's the best hen. That Brahma one, I'm out on. I wouldn't eat that chicken. Which one? The Brahma. Brahma's scary. I hate, look at the legs. I'm not into Brahma. The top row of Heritage Breed, I don't like at all. Yeah, all of those are kind of out. The Astrolord has to get paired up with the Plymouth rock. You get a real black looking one with that. That would be good. Dude, you fit perfectly on that couch. Thank you. The Plymouth rock and the Astrolord cock would be the best one. If you had to pair the red jungle breed to one of the hens at the bottom, which would you pair? Are you breeding over there? I am. Hold on, say it again. If I had to pair the roosters with the hens, which one are you doing? If each jungle fowl needed a lover. The Astrolord and the Plymouth rock have to go together. They're allowed to mate? They're allowed to mate. I feel like the Sussex and the Astrolord, they, hers, the Plymouth rock. The legend of the tiny diney. That can't be what it's called. I'm just ready to eat. I'll give you a... I always think about the beach on D-Day. I don't think about what they did. Well... Like, storming the beach. Watch baseball games, because guys like that... How about them White Sox, huh? Just kind of put ---- in perspective. They're, they look good. We'd be watching football right now. We'd be... Gross. First of all, they wouldn't, I don't think they would. Me and Beavis would be like, ow. Yeah. Oh, ----. Me and Beavis would not be like... I don't know why they decide, like, Buck and Bill only got silver stars. He got Distinguished Service Cross. And see, look. Easy coverage capture of the German barrier. You get a text with a case of assault on a fish position. It's still captured. Yeah, he's like, you know, do a candidate Westwood. Although that was in 2001. I don't know if it's still going. They might still do it. It's time! It's Joseph. Time, time, time. I'm ready for the stream. Are you, Ryan Cohn? Yeah. A little chilly, but yeah. We want it colder. Close that door. All right, then we should do Band of Brothers episode of Game of Thrones. Episode of M.A.S.H. Episode of Cow and Chicken. Specifically the episode in which they probably eat a plate of, like, ass. Who are you talking to? It would be a funny thing. Yo, why is the GameBot on? It's not on because this one's on. I don't know it. But up here. Oh my God. How should I do it? This has to be put to cable. I'm trying, Jim. It's just that it's not possible anymore. I'll be here being myself. GameBot's not a thing anymore. COVID killed it. Hey, the new COVID's about to kill something. And we're going to be a-okay. Coming out just in time for GTA. Yeah? Big no. Then this should come out. We're better prepared for a dangerous pandemic. Yeah. Tim, the game's started. The game's started. Well, let's start the stream then. I'll get up. All right, we can. You want me to do it? Here, here. Is it charged? Not really, but I can grab a charger. I don't know anymore. It's like a lot of, it's a secret. Okay. What would you like me to hold on? I can hold on to this. I can hold on to it. You gotta wait. You gotta hold on. I need the tap so that I can trigger them with the- I think we're good, babes. Hold on, babes. Is there a switch to- There's a button to go live in five, four, three, two. Just like that, the wig is back. Psych! Is it back or not? Welcome back. It's back later. Game number two, Yankees. Second pitch from Flitler. Chopper. I saw the McMahon deflection of George, but I didn't think it'd be that. Chopper. Good toss. Chess. Where's, why isn't- What are we doing? Yanks are Yankee-ing. Third down the middle, thank God. Catcher's interference. Tell me he didn't hit well. Tell me it's catcher's interference. Ah! Three errors and four at-bats. Are you ******* kidding me? Please tell me. Three errors and four at-bats. Everybody join the party! That's stupid, this is the defensive lineup! Run it ******* back! Run it back! Let's go! Can we all leave the room? Is that one- And then all come back in? Yes, yes. Let's do that. Let's restart the stream, yeah. Let's restart the whole thing. Should Felipe stay or put him back? No, kill that guy. Nobody's ever cared about Felipe. I'm bringing him back. Ryan, we're leaving this room. We're just gonna leave and come back and just reset. Nuts. We're resetting the room. Yes. We're restarting the stream, restarting the game. We just left that coward Felipe in there and it's just, we just need better vibes. Coward? Peralta threw, Peralta almost threw as many pitches as the Yankees had bad defensive plays. Was that one of the worst first innings, top and bottom frames you've ever seen? Yes. Three errors. Three errors in one inning is unbelievable. Three errors in one inning, five pitch innings for the other pitcher. Let's go. Better attitude, let's go! All right, here we go! Yeah! Go Yankees! Let's go! Let's go, let's go! All right. Let's go! Here we go. All right. Good vibes, good energy, let's go. Nothing but. Lock in, lock in, let's go. Oh! Fancy Jonesy? Why is it not far at all? Hit something, hit something. Hit a beam. Hit something. Hit a beam. He can't see it. Get out! Yes! Everybody out, everybody out. Let's leave this ******* room. Everybody out. Get out of the stream! Everybody out. Get out. We can't. No, we got to get out of there. Jones, get out of that room. Nothing! Get out of that room. Jones. Nothing! Jones, we reset poorly. Let's get out of here. We got to reset. We got to get out of that room. We can't do that. Okay. All right, here we go! Let's go. Okay, let's go. Thank you guys for joining us. Oh, what a joke. Becoming a little bit of a joke. They just got to change ---- up. Unless they come back and win this series, which now it's looking like, I don't know, okay. You don't have to make a change. I think they've had to change up the whole thing a while ago. You're right. This is overdue five years, like four years. One World Series in 16 years. They feel like they won the World Series with the Asher's thing. If we don't go to the World Series this year, which we're down 0-2 in the DS to a team that was better than us in the regular season. Better than us right now. This would then tie our second longest streak ever of not going to the World Series? Or is it our longest? I forget the stat. I'm not winning the World Series. Winning the World Series. Yeah, it's not. It's historically bad, you would say. Okay. That was brutal. Win at the stadium. The Razor were his first lefties.