Paqui Pain (One Chip Challenge)

It's kind of windy. I don't know how well you can hear me. So if you follow our channel, you might have seen our last video where we tarped off an area for our spring garden for 2021. Right over there. We did use a silver tarp to begin with that was smaller than this one, but we decided we wanted a larger garden. So we've swapped out tarps and we're going to finish filling my task for while I'm suffering from the chip challenge to finish filling this large tarp with more corn mulch as you may have seen in the first video. If you haven't seen that yet, go back and watch it. I'll put a link at the end of this video so you can check that out too. We're going to fill it with corn mulch and we're going to take you along for the ride so that you can see me suffer in real time while I'm finishing this garden project. Thanks for following. So I guess I'm on my own. My family had some errands to run, but I've got the chip and I'm ready to eat it and I've got my setup ready to go outside. Let the challenge begin. Let's see what to expect. See if you guys can read that. What to expect. Made with Carolina reaper, scorpion pepper, and Sichuan peppercorn. This chip was created for the sheer pleasure of intense heat and pain. Round one, a spicy punch to the tongue. Round two, a fiery jab to the face. Round three, impaired vision from tears. Hmm, sounds fun. Round four, a low blow to the gut. Pow! And Shane from Kenfolk Farm, I believe, can vouch for that one. Round five, KO. That's something that never happened to Travis from homesteading the right way. Make sure to check those guys out. I had great fun watching their chip challenge and they are the ones who inspired me to do my own chip challenge. So make sure to check them out after you get done watching our video here. All right, do you dare go to head-to-head with the reaper? Well, apparently I am. Rules for the challenge, eat the entire chip. Rule number two, wait as long as possible before drinking or eating anything, which is why I'm going to go out and work on that garden project. And rule three, post your reaction on social media with the hashtag da-da-da. Okay, so that'll be in my description at the end. Any last words? Um, I wish I had a cameraman. I wish I had support, but I don't. So I'm gonna tackle this baby on my own and hopefully my camera work on my own is good enough for you guys to enjoy this video. So here we go. I'm gonna eat this in the house and then I'm gonna go outside and work on that project. Do like my son did, break it up into pieces and eat it all at once. Here's the other piece. All right, well, here goes nothing. Let me get my camera so you know I'm not cheating. Okay, make sure it's recording. I'm not doing this more than once. So down the hatch and then we're gonna go out, if I don't die, and work on this project. Here we go. Oh yeah, it's hot on the tongue. Nothing enjoyable about this. No good flavor. Oh god. It's pretty hot. Yeah, that's not, that's not any kind of enjoyable flavor or sensation at all. This is very real. I'm starting to tear up a little. Here we are under the tarp. It's corn. I'm not gonna make it. I did absolutely nothing under this tarp here. I don't know if you can see. It's still a big pile that I left there sitting. I can't hold this camera this way all the time. Honestly, I don't know how long it is. It's like about five minutes. I don't believe that. Garden's gonna have to wait. Don't do this, folks. Don't try it. It's bad. It's real bad. And I like spicy stuff. This is ridiculous. If I have to make my husband eat one of these, y'all enjoy this because I am dying. I won't quit rolling. But I am gonna get me a drink because I'm dying. Sorry, folks. I just can't do it. All right, Pepsi. Back to the scene of the crime here. The old chip wrappers. Oh, God. It burns so bad all around your mouth. Eyes water. I'm sweating like a maniac. It really hurts to talk and breathe. I don't know how long it's been. I'm sorry, guys, but this is it for me. Oh, yeah. That gives a little relief, but not a whole lot. All right. I'm gonna try to figure out how to set this up on a tripod. Oh, God. Sight and work on the garden a little. Hang on. I'm not getting much relief from that Pepsi. This is deadly. Try some milk. My sinuses ain't gonna be clogged for a month after this. Oh, Lord of mercy. There's no way I'm gonna go back out there, Mark, on that. I'm dying. I will bring you over here and talk to Flo, though, for a minute. Hey, Flo. Can you believe I ate that chip? Oh, Lord of mercy. My lips are still on fire. It's no joke. The roof of my mouth, my tongue. I can't quit crying. My nose running like crazy. You see me shaking trying to get a drink there. That's for real, Flo. Give me some sympathy hugs. Oh, my goodness. I'm telling you, folks, it ain't worth it. It ain't worth it, is it, Flo? Okay. Let's go see what step I'm on because I haven't gotten a punch to the gut or anything like that. Sorry about the camera angles, folks. I know it's terrible. This is my GoPro. I have no way of seeing what you're seeing until I watch this footage later. Oh, God, it hurts. So, you get what you get. The tongue, yeah. The face. I don't know that I got jabbed in the face. The entire mouth is on fire no matter how much of anything I drink. I don't know why drinking is even part of the challenge whether you drink or not because it doesn't help. So, definitely the mouth, round one, yeah. With face, I don't know. Impaired vision, for sure. With tears, yeah. A little blow to the gut. I haven't got there yet. Looks like we're, I don't know, 10-11 minutes in. I have to roll it back and watch the time. Timer on my camera says 11 minutes but I think I talked for a while before that. Oh, excuse me, folks. Lord of mercy. All right. Um, I think I just got a little too close to my eye with some spices. Start burning. Don't want to do that. I might have to let you folks go so I can blow my nose and wash my face off over here by my eye where it's starting to burn. Good times. Pocky one chip challenge 2020. The black chip of death. Eat it at your own risk. Hey, folks. It's been about 15 minutes. I just wanted to let you know I did come out the other side and I survived the one chip challenge. I'm a little bit sweaty. My mouth hurts a little bit but I survived. Thanks for following. Please subscribe and like.