Match The Ex Girlfriend To The Boyfriend ft JiDion

Today on Beta Squad, we are matching the ex-boyfriend to the ex-girlfriend. There will be multiple rounds and our job is to find the ex from the rest of the imposters. Let's see if we can find true heartbreak. With our special guest for this episode. Welcome Gideon. Listen man, he came all the way to London just for us and he's gonna go straight home after this, right? Right after this. But right now, we need to bring in the ex. Let's go, let's bring her in. How's it going, how's it going? Good. Yeah, that's Kenny's type. Are you single now? Yes, of course. Great, can you tell us your name? My name is Bibi. Bibi and Gigi. Where are you from? You got an accent. I'm from Slovakia. Slovakia. Oh, Bratislava. Yeah. Yeah, I know them gal there. Oh, we're competing. Emma's competing now, what's going on? Nah, I'm just saying, I know where she's from. All that's left now is to bring in the ex-boyfriend, right? Yeah, let's go. Let's bring him in. Bibi's jumping. Yeah, let's land him. Come in. Yeah. Oh my god. Don't be shy, come on. It's your ex right there, don't be shy. He was thinking about the past. Round one is introductions. So my friends, please introduce yourselves. Hi, I'm Callum and I'm 24. 24? You grew that hair in 24 years? Maybe five. Hey, I'm Akram, I'm 27. I thought you said Makran, I'm small but he's big. I'm Sam, I'm 24 as well. I'm Andrew, I'm 51. It's him. It's him, it's him, it's him, it's him. Hi, I'm Nas, I'm 26 and I've done something different with your hair. Nice. You tried to be different. What's that name, what's that name, what's that name? Oh, it's Bibi. You didn't find out five minutes ago. Now, please tell us why you broke up with Bibi. Who's Bibi's ex Bibi? She actually broke up with me. Yeah, just I started noticing it was taking longer for her to reply to messages, there was less enthusiasm to meet up. So, I said, what's that about? And she said, I think we need to stop this, is what happened. And life goes on, you know. She has a new man, you know. It's quite harsh because she cheated on me. Mental, oh my god. Bibi, what's going on? Sorry. Like, I didn't mean to, you know, but it happened. Sorry, sorry about that. It is what it is. Number three. Not that I'm proud of, but I cheated on her. How can you upgrade from this? Like, are you messing with Beyonce? Also, I love how he said that, he's smiling. It was Beyonce. She said, of course, the age difference wasn't working. I said, that's so lame. It was the same last week and last month, you know, and now suddenly it's not working. How old are you? I'm 20. 20, W nonce, W nonce. You're 51. When did you meet? I was a lecturer at university. I needed to pass, you know, I needed to pass. I've seen this movie way too many times. I need to pass, professor. What can I do? And he said the age difference wasn't working. Yeah. Was that the only thing not working as well? There are drugs for that these days, you know. What did you say your name was? Andrew. You mean Jimmy Saviles? That is harsh. So I'm from Birmingham, she's from London and we just kind of grew apart, you know, it's long distance and it's kind of hard. And you don't speak English, so obviously being from Birmingham, you know. Must be hard, right? That was him, that was him, that was him. Birmingham people, get up to it. Because obviously Birmingham is like nine hours away, isn't it? No, it's about... Long distance relationship, like she's from Hawaii or something. Around the corner, bro, you can make it work. All right, so now we've heard their stories of why they've broken up with lovely Bibi over here and it's time now to vote someone out based off that. Definitely can't take on number four, like... Yeah, it's him, it's him. It's obviously him. Just so I know, how long were you together for? Oh, like four months. Did you end up passing? It's not the first time it's happened, I must admit. I didn't think I'd fall for it again. Okay, so who do you think we should take out this round? Me first, I think number three. Three? I think three. Well, to be fair, every episode we always get it wrong, so... But I'm here now. Yeah? So this is a whole different... All the pressure's on you then, you say number three. Bro, I know this stuff. I get every single one. Every time I react to this, I get it right. I get it right. Number three. Number three, we'll go with you. Yeah, number three, goodbye. I'm the lead detective on this. Round one, we gave you the deciding vote. Right now, if he just knocked out the guy... I swear to God, bro. You know, I genuinely thought it was that guy as well. I thought it was as well. Wait, there. Number three, what country are you from? Oh, Italy. I dare him to say Slovakia, I would have started fighting. Finally, we get to ask some questions. Round two, it's question time. All right, guys, what's the most toxic situation that happened in your relationship? So let's start with number one. I used to cook a lot. And it just got to a point where it was just a bit too assumed that I was going to make breakfast every morning. And the gratitude went away a little bit. That really got to me. It was a long sustained thing. These guys do finish well. Number two. So basically, she always used to have this best friend. She always used to text with. Yeah, long day. I never knew who he was. And like one day, she just, I don't know. She robs the ****. His emotions look a little bit too real. Did you see it happen? Yeah, I saw it. Wait, wait, wait, explain what happened. No, I mean, like, we was in the club. And that day, like, I kept looking for her. I kept looking. I found her in the corner with that guy. Damn. What was going on in this corner? They were making out. I was young, you know, and I really loved him. Like, really, really, I did. But, you know, like. You wanted to try something different. Yes. At least try hiding, bro. At least try hiding. You ever mess with a black guy before? Never. Do you want to? Oh, hey, it's her, it's her, it's her, hello, fam. I'm onto you. All right, all right. Number three. I'm dying to hear this story. I'm a lecturer in drama. Bibi was doing drama. And it required kissing somebody on stage. Good stuff. Which is obviously pretty tough for any relationship. But she always seemed to, like. Enjoy that. Go at it quite a bit. Number five. Brahman. Pretty standard. She always thinks she's right. Every time. Whatever the argument is, she always thinks she's right. And there was one time where, I'm Pakistani. And you know how we love our mothers and stuff like that. Mum wasn't feeling it. No, mum wasn't feeling it. No, she didn't like me. You know, I was white. And she was like, this white girl. Anyways. Mum wants you to go for a Pakistani girl. Yeah. Have you found a Pakistani girl yet? Nope. All right. So, what was Bibi's favorite sex position? Oh, God. Whatever. Right off the bat. Say it again. I love these boys. Hey, but that boy cheesy. That boy cheesy as hell. I know it's him. All right, number one. Tell us, man. Cowgirl. Nah, she'd prefer doggy style. That doggy like doggy. Well, I guess I'm from a different generation than you guys. So, yeah, we don't, you know, kiss and tell so much. But I think all I'm prepared to say was that it involved handcuffs. Yeah, you got that 53 degree kind of doggy. And oranges. Oranges? I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Sorry, Kenny, man. Orange is the new black. That was quick. Brown pants finest? I don't really want to say, but broken eagle. Explain that. We need a demonstration. You want me to get down and show you? Yeah. Come on, man. Let's do it. So, she's lying down like this. You know, face like. And then this leg just comes up like that. Oh, and then you're on top of her? Yeah, basically. Bimmy, did you like that? My man, my man. Broken eagle. I might try that one. You're experienced. Are you going to try that one, Bimmy? Yeah. All right, so I want to know how quick was your rebound after you broke up with Bimmy? Well, the breakup was only about six months ago, and I haven't actually had a rebound. Wow. You're not getting no boards off the glass. I'm still not over. How old did this happen? Three years ago. And how old are you, my friend? 27. And she was 17. You were 24 and she was 17? Oh, no. Yes, but no, it's not such a big age gap. That's almost 10 years. You never heard love doesn't have age. You're not Jamie Simon no more. You know what he did? He just said, I'm doubling down and I'm digging even deeper. Andrew, how fast was it after you broke up that you got a rebound? Yeah, what's the next student after that? The next academic year comes around. I was gutted for the summer, you know. The next academic year. Every year there's a new student. The new student, bro. I don't want to get the wrong impression, but it comes along, new students come in, you forget about this silliness, the arguments of last year, whatever, and you just get back to it. So why are you here today if you forget about me? You know, you've got to move on as soon as you can. Birmingham's finest. I think it was like the weekend after the second weekend. Went out with the lads. Weekend after, girls are already turning. Yeah, but do you know what they're saying? The best way to get over someone is to go... Under! All right, my question is, do you want her back? And if so, why? And if not, why? No, because I think really... You want her back, man. You've got to move on. He's not had a rebound yet, sir. Well, I'm a romantic. Rebounds aren't really for me, but wanting someone back's not going to get me anywhere. Look at the way she's looking at him. I don't want us to get back together. I don't think that. He just wants to clout. He misses the moment. That's what he's saying, basically. That's what he's... I know what he's trying to say. I will not have back as a girlfriend, but as a friend with benefit. But I thought you said you weren't over her, though. Yeah, I'm not over her, but I can't be with someone who cheated on me. She's too old, surely, for you now. No? It's all right. Yeah, no, I definitely don't want her back. I mean, you know, she's a duplicitous, you know, young woman, really. I mean, she really convinced me that she was in love with me. You taught her well. She's an actress. Yeah. She's good. Yeah, so she cheated. You know what? Last up. Eagle, you... He's like a nut. 100% uptake. I mean, look at her. You wouldn't take her back? No, I wouldn't. You wouldn't? 100%? Yeah, he misses that eagle joint to her neck. All right, let's go through this quick. One thing you miss about Bibi. You have a very beautiful smile, and I like waking up to that. Mental. Is that not just the first thing you looked at to your ear when you asked me that question? You got it. Yeah, every time she says to me, I love you, babe, with those big eyes looking at me. This is the girl that cheated on you? Yeah, but, you know, you miss things. Yeah, you're allowed to miss that. You're allowed to miss that. That's true. And what do you miss about her? The sex, obviously. Fair play. I like that. You know what I mean, just being honest. And then you, brother? Gotta be the nights out. She gets wild. Yeah, fair play. Fair play. If Bibi had the chance to get with someone on his table, who do you think she'd pick? That's a good one. No, no, you definitely. It's the big smile. I think Chunk. Me? You've got a nice way to... Yeah, thank you, my brother. Appreciate you, man. Thank you. Whichever one of you could help her career more, I expect. We can talk later. We have to lose again. Again, man. Again. You can say her decision got overturned. Bye, Ken. All right, we'll just continue about it. And Brompton legend. Yeah, well, Kenny, yeah. Kenny. Why Kenny? I think because she's into sporty people. Well, it could be you as well. South Korea, I see that. My grandpa's in the NBA, so... Oh, yeah. I got that NBA money. Marcus Cousins, yeah. She's interested now, look. We can go on first date and then I choose, okay? All right, well, that's the end of the question round. I think we have to vote someone out now. We've got a lot of information. If we don't go for number two, there's something absolutely wrong. We can't keep having banter with this guy. It's not good for our career. Yeah, yeah, for real. Management just called me as well. They've got to edit this guy out. Yeah, his face is blurred right now. Macro. I'm voting for you. I don't know. I don't have a chance to survive. So you vote for number two. I vote for number one. Oh, fair. Yeah. Interesting. Well, I'm voting number two. I as well. Number two. He's just staring at me, bro. You're out. For round three, we're going to have the contestants hug BB. Yeah, if each of you hug for 15 seconds. That's going to be awks. Yeah, 15 seconds. They haven't seen each other in a long time. This is going to be so awkward. This is what we need. Okay, can we get the hugs, please? Yeah. All right. Sniffs. Look at his eyes. The boy, he misses her. The shake, the shake doesn't. Yeah, the shake isn't genuine. It's not genuine shake. I think we got him out, you know. I think you messed up. I said that to you on the first hug. I genuinely think you messed up. Scout with tats. Andrew? I didn't have to. I mean, you know, we ended on pretty bad, too. Yeah, I want you to hug and air hug. Seem like really fake if we do. Yeah. But you're an actor, though. You're an actor, you can act. I mean, I could act it if you want. Look at the distance there. What are you doing? Give her a back scratch. Andrew didn't want to give her that hug, so he doesn't really like her. Yeah, that looked like a standing tackle. That's what I faced after. I mean, I did like it, but, you know. Well over her. He's just gassed to get his chance. Me. He rested the nose on her shoulder. Yeah! All right, now it's time for us to take someone out. I vote number five. I vote for Andrew. I vote for Andrew as well. You had me until the point where you weren't willing to hug her. Yeah. I'm gonna vote for you, too. I'm gonna vote for Andrew. Andrew, you've got enough votes to write now, so. Thank you very much, Andrew. Thank you. Round four is the Poem Roast, where each of the ex-boyfriends will be given a whiteboard where they can write a poem roasting Bebe. Let's see this. And I'm gonna start with you as well. I'm gonna start with me? Yeah, let's go. Well, it's not great. She's sitting there thinking she's the one, but she's not. She ain't even fun. She tried to scrap my mum. Yeah, crazy. But I couldn't say goodbye to that bum. I'm not a poet, but I've just got some things I wanted to get off my chest. Yes, yes. It annoys me to think that if you were in my shoes, you'd probably do a much better job than I am, because you could always find something to criticize. Wow. You know, my choice of friends, the fact that I always wanted to go and see shows, see bands, and maybe that's the reason you made me late to so many of those. Oh. But still, I hope you find someone who's prepared to relentlessly cook for you as much as I did. Though, just remember that... Look at the way he's shaking, though. Yeah, he's shaking, right? He's shaking like... Hey, bro, look at that. Oh, oh, oh! Did you guys see the way he was looking over at the end? That's what you call acting. He's Facebooking. No, no, no, no, no. This is not part of the script. Jazeel's been Facebooked! It's happening! When I get this right, I'm screaming. Okay, so what happened? Okay, what happened with the arrow? I'll do whatever you guys want. All right, cool. I'll do whatever. That's an easy win. So now we need to vote for who we think the ex is. All right, we're gonna start with Sharky? Yeah. I think it's number one. I think it's number three. Oh. I'm gonna vote number one. Yeah, you already know. I know it's you, man. I know it's you. It better be you, for my sake. I mean, I thought it was number three as well, but I guess we have to choose from who's here, so number one. All right, well, we now... All right, what's our vibes? You know, he wasn't even sure. Yeah, he laughed himself. I know it's not you, but I'll pick you. Nah, I swear it is. Can all the exes come back, please? There he is! My favourite, Andrew, is back. Can the ex please not fall? Oh! For God's sake! What did you say? For God's sake! All right. Look, I told you. Think about first round. I knew it. And you didn't, Tiana, did you? L men's, man. Did you, Tiana? Of course, yes. Of course he did. Oh! Why would he make that up? What, do you want it back? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you want it back? I think we're good. We're perfect like this. Okay. Yeah, please just tell us what happened. Yeah, I was in Australia, so I was travelling. I lived there six months. Like, you know, six months. I went to visit him. Oh, my God. You did a 24-hour flight? Yeah, for him. And then he was out there just... And then he told me he cheated on me. Mashing up kangaroos? Oh, wow. What were you doing out there? I felt guilty. You regret it? I do, yeah, yeah. And do you want it back? Uh, I think we're friends. And, like, it's good like that. Friends. We're benefits. They chill. You guys gonna hang out after this? No. Maybe. Wait, wait, wait, before we move on. How do you feel about getting that wrong? Yeah, in your first go. First one. I told you, bro. Came all the way from America to do this. Bro, you know what it is? Well, what is it? I think I watched too many of y'all videos to where I got badly influenced on voting the right person out on the first round. You laughed at us for getting it wrong. He hoarded us up. You see, I page-rugged you. I thought it would be funny to get it right. I wanted to do that on purpose. So, you know, that was the master plan. I knew it was you the whole time. Okay, well, Jideon got it wrong. Yeah, he did. No, we all got it wrong. But Jideon's now gonna do anything for us. So, let's just start with Pelen to play the trailer. Play the trailer.