I Completely Refused To Feel Sorry For This Treadmill Fail | Steve Harvey

I'm gonna show you a video because I've often wondered where women get their love of glamor from. You know, women love glamor, and I so appreciate it. Nothing against anybody else, but for women who love glam, I'm just a fan of it. I just really am. You don't have to do it all the time. Just every now and then. You just wanna, you know, just get your shine on. But I often wonder, where did it come from? Well, I found out. This starts with little girls. I didn't know how important it was, but here's a little girl who has a video that gets lipstick on for the first time. This is what I learned about you all. Here she is. I'm so excited because I got lipstick on. Let's see. Let me see your face. Girl! Girlfriend! I can't wait for our, when I come there, her gonna be like, what's this? It's Moldy. Ta-da! I'm out of here. Girl, you better, she, you know, I got, girl, girl, you better, you better get your glam on. Somebody asked me one time, they said, Steve, what's your absolute favorite dessert? Hands down, it's ice cream. Nothing has meant more to me in my life than ice cream. I love almost all flavors. Ice cream. Haagen-Dazs has a new flavor out that you've got to try. It's called bourbon butter pecan. Oh my God, it's new. You have got to try bourbon butter pecan. Oh, oh my God, oh my God. It's gonna bend you over. You gonna eat the whole thing. You gonna try not to, but you gonna eat the whole thing. It's what? Bourbon, oh, bourbon praline. Bourbon praline. My staff bought it for me because they know I love ice cream. Now, as much as I love ice cream, I want to show you a video of someone who loves ice cream just as much, possibly more than me. Watch this. That dog, I like the one time when he jumped up, and you know how when dogs see food, they lick their mouth, that's what I like with that. Winter Olympics are coming up soon. Whenever you watch Olympics or professional sports, or people who are really advanced skill-wise at a particular thing, somehow you have a tendency to think you are too, because they make it look easy. Have you ever thought that you were something more than you really were? Or you've seen somebody do something, you go, I can do that. Well, no you can't. Here's a video, explains itself. What? You know what I think happened? It was a girl out there somewhere. That's all it was. It was a girl out there, and he was showing out. That's all it is, because we men, we stupid. We see a girl, and we just try to show out. One more time. She's watching me, here I go. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. That's great. Thanks for watching. You've heard the expression, had them doing backflips. Everybody's kind of heard that. Well, when you've got a friend that's, they're watching you, and they have a camera, and they keep encouraging you, it's probably not a good time to do one. Take a look at the tape. You need a video or a picture? Video. You know folks, pretty much at any graduation ceremony, you can always tell what kind of student that a kid is, based on how they family celebrate in the stands. If you knew that this boy wasn't gonna ever be nothing, if you knew that he didn't have a shot at hell at making it, and all of a sudden, this boy goes to college and graduates, you can always tell who that kid is by the reaction to the family. Here is such a graduation. Watch this. This is somebody's daddy that's been paying tuition for six years. Cause he two years isn't that longer than he's supposed to be. Somebody's daddy said, this damn boy done made it. It ain't the fact that he's graduating. This joy is I ain't paying no more damn tuition. One more time. I tell you something, that's gonna be me the day that my youngest son graduates. I'm doing the same damn thing. Now, what I'm about to show you is something that every man will experience at least once in their lives. This is for men. You're gonna relate to this, and sometimes you get to learn this lesson early in life. Sometimes you have to wait, but it's gonna happen to every man in here. This is one of life's lessons, fellas. Watch the tape. What? I bought the flowers. I'm here. I love you. I gave them to you. What is that about? Here it is again. I love you. So this is all you bought me? These are the flowers you bought me? Sometimes, folks, you know, we think we know exactly how a certain scenario is gonna play itself out, but then the unexpected happens. This is one of those times. You know, sometimes you just gotta sneeze. Here's the tape. Now, that's a sneeze right there. One more time, in case you missed it. Everybody, it's time again for our last laugh. You know what, folks? As I've discovered about our last laugh segment, when I show you these videos, sometimes the videos end exactly how you think they will. Now, this next video is a stunt that you shouldn't try at home. I have to tell you that. This is a grown man who's trying to ride a toy truck down a slide board. That don't even sound right, does it? But watch how he tries to do it. Take a look. The dude that's filming it, this is the funniest thing he's ever seen. But the little boy walks up to him with his hands on his hip. And this is that, damn, daddy. This is the moment when he starts calling his father by his first name. Yeah, he's not even referring to him as dad anymore. Hey, little Timmy, yeah, and what? Hey, folks, thanks for watching. If you'd like to see some behind-the-scenes moments from today's show, just follow us on Facebook at Steve Harvey TV. We'll meet next time, everybody. You know something, it doesn't really matter how well you prepare for things in life. Sometimes success has a way of just slipping through your fingers, literally. Look at everything in this video, the clock, everything, and watch this. I don't know, you know, you all, people, when I think something's funny, my sense of humor's obviously different from yours. Like, this is funny as hell to me. But all of you, especially with, oh. The damn Rubik's Cube fell apart. Obviously, to him, it was the most meaningful thing in his life, because his reaction was too much. But the dude that was timing it, watch that guy's reaction, because he just as hurt watching. Okay, he's trying to look at it. He think, man, this guy's gonna get it. Oh my God, this is close to the world record. Look at this guy. If he nails this, he's gonna get it. It's a Rubik's Cube. What the hell? You can't get another one? I don't see the pain in this. All right, welcome back, everybody. It's the Last Laugh. Now, you know what, folks? Social media stars will pretty much do anything for views nowadays. And sometimes their stunts work, and sometimes, well, they don't. I'm gonna show you a guy who's just trying to do something that he shouldn't be doing. And as always, it don't ever work out. But this one's really good, though. Check it out. You know something, though? Sometimes you look at people, and you don't really feel sorry for them, because you just go, really, dude? You thought having a treadmill at a high speed and stepping on it sideways with your inside leg, you thought that was a good idea? Now, I want you to watch in the video. Watch the guy in the red over there on the treadmill. He don't give a damn. He got eight minutes left, and he gotta finish his workout. Nobody in the gym runs to help you, because they trying to get through their damn workout. Watch it. Here we go again. Thank y'all for watching. You want to see some behind-the-scenes moments from today's show, follow us on Facebook at Steve Harvey TV. We'll see you next time. You know, rhythm is something that can't be taught. You just gotta be born with it. I've often said, too, that stars aren't made. Stars are born. Created a long time ago. They just come into being. We found a star. This is it. Watch this tape. She was straight gettin' it. One more time. I ain't gotta say nothin'. This is just good. Hey, come on, girl. And folks, that little girl right there is gonna marry my grandson, Noah. Prearranged marriage, that's what we gonna do. There's always somebody on the dance floor that's just doin' too much. You've all seen it. And earlier in the show, we were talkin' about bad pickup lines, you know? They're like, come on out here, girl, on this dance floor. Let me sweep you off your feet. We're gonna stop usin' that one after I show you this video. Here's a guy just doin' too much. I'm gonna show you this video again, but I want you to watch the male mindset. First of all, any time you're out on the dance floor and you see somebody goin', watch this. See, once they need your attention, that right there is a bad sign. Number two, don't nobody break dance no more. That's the second bad mistake. Third, he was probably, I promise you this, was showin' off for a girl. I promise you he was. What I'm even willing to bet you was the girl he was showin' out for was the one he was dancin' close to that he damn near killed. This has gone all wrong for him. Here it is again. Watch this, come on. Yeah, I got this. I'm finna show her somethin'. Yeah. Sometimes in life, in order to get something that we really want, we have to sacrifice somethin'. I'm gonna show you three men on a boat who want somethin' really bad. In order to get it, they had to sacrifice somethin'. I'm gonna show it to you three times. You're gonna look. This is a great video. Here we go, take a look. Now, now, the sword on these fish are weapons. Spears, they cut. That's what they use to kill in the ocean. So now when he gets on the boat, the two dudes right here, they don't give a damn that they buddy tryin' to get away to the point where he done jumped his ass in the ocean. They don't give a damn that he's in that ocean. They asses worried about this fish. All right, show it, let's go. All right, they got for the fish. They're hopin' for the fish. Here comes the fish. Oh God, it's in the boat. Oh hell. Now look at these two dudes. They don't give a damn about him. He's back there, ocean. Even concerned with him. This fish is raisin' hell in the. This is what my grandfather used to say this to me all the time. Ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun. You got a fish in the boat and he givin' him hell. I gotta show it to you one more time. This is really good. Let's start again. Okay, we're fishin'. We got one. Here it comes. Oh hell no. I'm out the boat. To hell with him. This is really good.