Emma Stone Funny Moments

You danced together before. Interesting pose on me. Fuck! Seriously? It's like you're photoshopped. I noticed you're shirtless. So double whammy. You got an arrow there. Yes, I am an elf. You are an elf. I'm a half elf. You're a half elf. Are they your moves? Because I wasn't sure how improvised they were. It was, I just kind of did it. Damien didn't know I was going to do that. I just did it when we were in the scene and I was very grateful he kept it in. I really hope that's how you dance all the time. It felt right. Yeah, it was a little too much me in that scene actually. You can float off into the stars in the planetarium. Has not everyone done this? Is that stuck in yet? And where did you put the award? Well, I'm in a hotel room right now, so it's just in my hotel room. So who knows what could happen to it? I might be gone by the time I get home. One take. It was, yes. That was, um, that was a big... Oh my god. I know. They're screaming. It's so, I mean, there's so much... She's a self-loathing elf. And she's a drunk elf. Who is this? This was Dwayne. Oh, this is Dwayne. Dwayne the Dog Johnson. Ellie, it's me. Look at me. It's me. I'm getting it. Yes, Ania. Emma Stone looks like she smells like cat piss. For some reason, I think that the last song should be sung like Kurt Cobain or something. And so I've just been screaming it. And you can't do that eight times a week. No. You're on social media a little bit? I'm, well... Quietly? Secretly? I'm an endless lurk on social media, like a real creeper. You go by Ryan Gosling. I go by Ryan Gosling. With the checkmark. That's right. Double checkmark. I also, I sucked my thumb until I was 11 years old. The roof of my mouth is still so soothing to do it. Before we start, can you hold up your little elephant and your giraffe? Oh, you want me to hold up my little elephant? It's me. I had braces for seven years, so any play that I did, for the most part, I would just have whatever lip color in the braces for the whole play. Sorry if that's a terrible answer. Turned it into a naked man story. I'm gonna hug the hell out of you when the feeling re-enters my body. My nose is incredibly dry right now. But I've been using my little oxygen tank thing, which is actually like... I always wondered who bought those, and now I found out it's everybody from Los Angeles. It's everybody from Los Angeles. Yeah. Hey Emma, who's your favorite superhero? It's still Spider-Man, Petra. Orlando Bloom noticed she was an elf, and he said, Elf stole my look. He's slightly prettier than you are. Thank you so much, Steven. Wow. Your phone just buzzed. Yeah, I know. I guarantee it's the wrong number. Can we check who it is? I'll check, right here. Should we send them a selfie? Oh, Raymour and Flanagan's having a sale. Do you have a favorite performance of yours? Oh God, no. They're all equally upsetting. They're all garbage. My name's going to be Riley Stone. And so my name was Riley Stone for about six months. And I did a guest spot on Malcolm in the Middle. And one day they were like, Riley, Riley. And I had no idea who they were talking to. And they were like, hey, hey, come on, we need you on set. And I was like, oh, I'm not Riley. I can't be Riley. Morning, Captain. Morning, Airman. Speaking of medical activities, normal, normal, high blood pressure. Really, really high blood pressure. This is reduced inflammation. I have no blood in my face. Maybe that's it. This is prednisone. This is Lipitor. So you'll be doing dancing when it starts soon, I guess. I guess. It's a big career move. I'm going to have to. But I'm going to be a trainer. I'm going to be. You're going to be the trainer? One of the pros. You're that good now? One of the pros, yeah. You've got it all together. I'm going to be my lover. You're singing it. Get out of here. No, I'm recording it. Do you know the words? I want to do, here's a story from A to Z. You want to get with me, you better listen carefully. We got M in your face. We want C, we got G with M. C likes it on easy. B doesn't come for free. She's a real lady. As for me, I'll see. An insane, surreal, kind of, you know, inconceivable dream. Oh, here we go. We have a little photobomb happening. Hi, guys. Who are these people? And the singing, it comes easily to you? You've done it before somewhere, right? Is there anything that Einstein can't do? A lot of things. Why? What are you going to say? Because you can sing, you can dance, you can do it all. I can't do them. That's it. So when they come to you for Wicked, you're going to say no? How would I sing Wicked? You heard my voice? Oh, look at this. How old are you here? I'm 13. Oh, my God. Everybody knows that. And this is you playing Rose the camera woman from my... Are you a big fantasy fan? Eddie, you gave Emma a BAFTA. Yeah, I did. And that was an amazing... He chose to not do that. It actually wasn't her name. Because we're friends. And he wanted to... It's a curse of la-la-la. Thank you. And I mean, this is the third time you've been forced into a romantic role with Ryan Gosling. I think you should perhaps complain to your union. Oh, I have. Many times. Seems that no one's listening. Fantastic. I just was like looking down at it like it was my newborn child. And I was like, this is a statue of a naked man. Very creepy, staring at it. So hopefully I'll look at a newborn child differently. Well, it was one of those. And I felt like I had a leg up on people because I had spent two movies in harnesses. So I was like, oh, Ryan, you've never worn a harness. Watch this. But now tell me about your throat. You had throat trouble, huh? Well, because I'm singing that song in the way that I told you. Oh, you're screaming. I was screaming it. So my vocal cords just went crazy. So they gave me a shot of steroids. What kind of steroids? Prednisone. I gotta tell you something about prednisone. I feel like the Hulk. You feel... I could rip somebody's face off in a good way. You feel like you're 11 years old and nothing bothers you. It's great. No, no. I don't condone steroids. How long have you been on them? A couple of days. Is it the tablet form? It's the tablet, but I'm weaned off by tomorrow. But right now, I just feel like... It makes you ravenously hungry. I'm so hungry, but my stomach also hurts terribly. I'm cramping. I don't know what that is. Oh, something has changed with me. Something is not the same. I'm through the same, but the rules of someone else's... Oh, wicked. We were like a family. We all love each other. We write each other letters every day. Well, sometimes it's actually true. It was actually true on this one. I'm actually not lying about this one. What's funny... And for that, I fucking love moonlight. God, I love moonlight so much. Okay, here I go. You're so cute. I'm so excited. Hi, Emma. This is Mel B here. Oh my God, from the Spice Girls. First of all, I want to say I absolutely adore you and I love you. And I want to say thank you for being such a Spice Girl fan. I love... Who knew? But my question to you is, why did you like Baby Spice and not Nemo? And I think he has bad taste. Because if you thought that was a good show, I think he's wrong. I should have changed that stupid lock. I should have made you leave your key. If I'd have known for just one second, you'd be back to bother me. Go on now, go. Walk out the door. Just turn around now. See? Because you're not welcome anymore. I do. It was... Oh, don't cry. It's okay. I'm sorry. Okay, sorry. Forget with me if you were sober. Look at you. Look at me. Seth, come on. You didn't blow it. I think maybe... Have you felt like you've failed any of your roles? You know, yeah. I had braces and then they put a gate. And I was like, eh? And I would lift the gate. I'd hit the gate down and stuck my hand underneath the mouth appliance. Gravity, come on. Applying gravity. God, I'm sweating. I'm sweating. You're right next door. And you haven't called? You haven't written? And you realize that that is going to be in the movie forever if it doesn't hit the cutting room floor and that you've probably just totally dismantled your character's entire storyline because that one scene doesn't work. And, you know, all the things. I mean, I'm not making this up. You're a little husky. It's a little husky. It's true. It's a little husky. Yeah, it's a result of six months of 24 hour a day colic when I was a baby. I was really... It wasn't that it was hard to watch. It was that I was going to throw up the whole time. So it was like hard to keep my food down. Has it felt like that after you've seen the pictures? Um, how do you call them? The pictures? Like the old fashion? The motion pictures? It's La La Land, after all. That's true. The pictures. It is a picture. For two months, we spent, you know, almost half a year together, which was really fun. Hey, Rye. Rye. Let's just forget it. But she couldn't make it today, but she loves you. Wait, Mel B could have been here? Yes. I'm gonna cry. Hi, Emma. Oh my God, is Mel B talking to me? Yes. Oh my God, I'm so excited. Until they finally told us we could dance together, and then it was just like hilarity ensued. Because, you know, I think I stepped on his foot immediately. We're kind of like spinning too fast. And then they put us back with our partners again, and then we got to try again. It's dry. Yeah. Newspaper print. Yeah, just like having dry hands and touching a newspaper. Ugh. Or having like hangnails and like a wooly kind of blanket or sweater. That's not an irrational fear. It's just so gross to me to think about. Oh, I have a chill up my spine. I got to get out of here. So was that delightful or painful? Can you give me your best impression of someone famous? Oh, baby, baby, how was I supposed to know? That's maybe more impressive than the last. That's Britney, yeah. Movies on the horizon? No. Do you have something that I could look at? Do you know everyone? You do know everyone. Yeah, I mean, have we met before? No. Okay, you don't know everyone. Lovely to meet you. One second. So when were you born? What's the funniest thing you've ever read about yourself on the internet? Oh, I once read that I look like a fish inside of a chicken smoking a cigarette, which is, I mean. I see the resemblance. It's uncanny. Uncanny. It really is. Take me away. Ryan, you're going to get this on you in a second here. Going. Oh, you are? Cool. Why would a fella want a girl like her? Do you have any urge at all to be the biggest movie star in the world? Is that part of any of your drive? Wait, you mean I'm not? Well, a few hours from now. Let's wait until these two movies come out. You obviously think you're talking to someone else. And what's just fucking human. Sorry, I said the F word. I sort of whispered it. What's fucking human? Okay, I said it out loud. And your voice, I always wonder, is the poor deer getting over a little? But you have the, kind of, you have a deep sort of a thing, right?