Emma Stone: Filmography 2005-2021

Oh my god. Did I just hit him? He was supposed to indicate, right? Oh my god. Mr. Kincaid, we're so sorry. Oh, the partridges. What are you people trying to kill me? Well, I guess better you than Shug Knife. Mom, do you think he's hilarious? No, but I think he needs our help. Mr. Kincaid, I think you should come with us. All right. Hey Jules, your partner didn't come today? It's kind of a personal question. What? Nothing. It's my attempt at humor. I was just... Oh, like cumming. Like cumming cumming. Wow, this is a little too far right there, the gesture. Yeah, it's pretty far. Can I do that? No, don't worry. I'm actually used to it. My older brother says like the nastiest shit. Like he called me hymen until I was 12. I'm so sorry. I think I broke your Z. Oh, no, it's okay. It falls off like every time we open the door. Well, at least you still have T and A. T and A. Who are you? My name is Shelly and I'm here to be your house mother. Um, well, it's nice to meet you, Shelly, but, um, unfortunately, he, uh, uh, it's a little too late. We're about to lose our chart. No, it's for your wheels. The squeaks drive me nuts. It's a nice bike, though. I used to have one of these when I was your age. So how come you're following me? That's sissy talk. Never talk like that in the stabbing wagon. Uncle Wayne, where are your seatbelts? Again with the sissy talk. He never wore seatbelts. Never. Look, kid, I'm, uh, I'm sorry I raised my voice at you. Being a parent ain't exactly my chosen profession, you know? I mean, I can't teach you algebra or camping. Charming. You know, he's a real gentleman and, you know, it feels like, it feels like I got a love and I know that it's all mine. Okay, okay, wait, wait, so are you going to see him again? No, no, probably not. You know, just one of those weekends. A whole weekend? Yep. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What? You didn't have... No, no, of course not. You liar. You totally lost your V-card to him. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. Tell me everything. Really, I'm not that kind of girl. Oh, really? The kind that does it or the kind that does it and doesn't have the legs? Take a break. I just feel like we should chill for a while, you know? You're doing this. You're breaking up with me? You said I was your soulmate. I did? When? When we were at that bed and breakfast having sex. But, you know, that doesn't... That doesn't what? Count. I was tied up at work. I'm sorry. Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little more about the girl that you're dating. Because last time I checked, work doesn't reassure you that licking a finger up your ass doesn't make you gay. I never said go up, okay? I just said lightly. I love you. Because I can't stop thinking. I need you to just... Okay, okay, okay, okay. All right, okay, okay. Okay, okay. Seriously? It's like you're photoshopped. Can I? You have cold hands. Can I take off your dress? No. Yes. No way. Not with all that going on. No, thank you. Hard to say. Just... See? Why? What? Neil. Veronica. Neil. You look pale. You look pregnant. You look like you slept in a soup kitchen urinal. You look like you bathed in a dumpster behind the abortion clinic. You look like the kid who got cancer for Christmas. You look like the slutty one on the Golden Girls. Dorothy. Blanche. You take that back. You son of a bitch. You take it back. You take that back. Sure. I'm Jerry. Say, Jerry, I bet you got a ducky war story behind that lighter. Yeah, sure, I got stories. Hey, Matt, can I get a dirty, Shirley? I got shot down once over the Pacific. I spent the night hanging onto the wing of the plane, and I had sharks bumping my legs in the dark. Good evening. I understand you're holding a seance tonight. She's been waiting for the right moment, and now she says the planets are in alignment. And what do they have to be in alignment with? Your vertebrae? Can you do the seance if someone in the room is a non-believer? And when you contact the spirits, will we be able to see the souls? And how are they different from ghosts? Or are they ghosts? I should think souls are quite different. Have you ever heard of ectoplasm? What are you still doing here? Nothing. Nothing. Your costumes are hanging in your dressing room. Oh, great. Great. Oh, I got that coconut water that you wanted. If you want the face stuff, it's not open until tomorrow. What? I'm not sure that I said thank you. For what? For everything. I mean, you've been doing a really good job, and, you know, honestly. I've been so preoccupied with all that. Really? Yes. I read so many papers, and usually the students are merely paraphrasing what they've read, but I found your thinking fresh and well-presented. Oh, thank you. I'm flattered. Um, I have to say I was very influenced by your ideas on randomness and chance. Oh. Well, the truth is what I found most exciting was when you took issue with my ideas. Or peppermint tea. And discuss all kinds of stuff. The sky. Future. Yeah. Everything. I'm a peppermint tea girl. Well, you have a good time. I met with you, sir. Oh, Captain Rang. It's Ing. Oh. It's like Rang, but without the R or the I. It's just Ing. It's short. Short. Short's good. Small talk and conversation, and, you know, there's no time for it. You are never going to offend me by being blunt and to the point. She asked you for a verse, man, on her song, Turn Up the Beat. But you take that moment, and instead of just, like, kicking a regular verse, you know what I'm saying? You did something a little different. The catchphrase verse, as it's now known. Yeah, yeah. Hello. I had been working on a catchphrase, but what had happened was I just thought of so many dope ones that I was like, what if I put them all? All right. I remember you, and I'll admit I was a little curt that night. Curt? Okay, I was an asshole. I can admit that. Okay. But requesting I ran from a serious musician is just, it's too far. My lord. Did you just say a serious musician? I don't think so. Can I borrow what you're wearing? Why? Because I have an audition next week. I'm playing a serious firefighter. So you're an actress. I thought you looked familiar. Have I seen you in anything? Uh, the coffee shop on the Warner Brothers lot. That's a classic. I don't know where the carburetor is. So, Billie Jean, what do you want with your hair? What do you want to do with it? Oh, it doesn't matter. You can just get it on my face. You don't care about how you look? Someone as pretty as you? I'm not. They're gorgeous. They're my babies. Let them out, please. How many are there? Seventeen. It's Hildebrand's day today. Which one is he? Shy, but stubborn. May I? You kept the gun. How could I give up my favorite Christmas present ever? Why didn't you pull it out sooner? I forgot about it. I smoked a lot of weed. Chip off the old block. Yes. Yes. Oh, yes, yes. Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Really? Hello, Cruella. I hate to ruin your party, but I've come to evict you. Don't be absurd. This is the key that was in the necklace that unlocks the box my birth certificate was in. Hello, Mother.