BETA SQUAD MUKBANG

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Today on Beta Squad, we're doing something very special.
Something bigger than we've ever done before.
So, without further ado...
Welcome to the Beta Squad Mukbang!
Let's go!
It's completely original, man.
Oh, yeah.
First time a Mukbang ever uploaded on YouTube.
First video.
Well, he's already started eating.
Yeah, I mean, it's only right.
Let's get some food and...
We've got some great munch here.
Eat sides.
Starving!
Oh, this is not bad.
Free promo.
What's everyone gone for?
I'm going for...
What is this?
Is this like a chicken wing?
No, it's not a chicken.
It's strips, actually.
Oh, it's chicken strips.
I got nuggets.
Aye, strips.
AJ loves the strips.
I'm the strips connoisseur.
I'm gonna give this a quick rating real quick.
Oh my god.
There's a lot going on in here.
Oh, man.
Have you seen your dick connoisseur?
What did you say?
Why are you being so soft?
I'm a connoisseur, I don't know why.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm a connoisseur of everything.
So, what are we talking about today, boys?
Well, everything.
This right here.
This is our eviction party, because...
Let's go.
The better squad got evicted,
and it wasn't because of our videos.
And it wasn't because we were broke.
Yeah, I mean, it wasn't, no.
Well, that is the case, but...
It's the case, but yeah, it wasn't because of that.
How do we get evicted?
So, AJ is going to answer this question.
Oh, mental.
No, basically, what happened was,
Kenny decided to actually tell us.
This is just...
Kenny hasn't lived with us for two years.
Oh, yeah.
Kenny's not got evicted.
Yeah, Kenny hasn't lived with us for two years,
by the way, if you didn't know.
Talk about what happened then.
So, basically, we got evicted.
And what actually ended up happening was,
our landlord got in a little bit of beef with the bank,
which meant the bank...
No, no, no, be real with it, man.
Be real, man.
This is the real, real.
Okay.
I don't even know what to legally say, to be honest.
Should I say from my side?
Huh?
My side.
Yeah, your side, yeah.
I was in Newcastle doing a shoot.
I was on the train, all right?
I get a FaceTime call, I think, from Chunks.
I pick up, I see all of them on the phone.
I'm thinking, what's going on?
It's either great news or terrible news.
They're all laughing.
I'm thinking, yeah, great news.
They're all smiling, they're all laughing.
Lovely.
I think Nico pulls up, like, a piece of paper in his hand.
What was that?
It was, yeah, we're getting evicted in a few days.
I said, what?
Apparently, there's a random notice on the door.
Eviction notice.
Get out.
How long do we have?
No, no, no, it wasn't even that.
Randomly, 8am in the morning,
I just hear Chunks knocking on my door saying,
someone's at the door.
Oh, it was Darkus.
Yeah, Darkus knocked on my door saying,
yo, Chunks said to get downstairs.
So I'm just like, what the hell's going on?
It's 8am.
I was bad.
Walked downstairs.
Donnie dressed up fully, like, in body gear and stuff,
saying, you have to leave the house in two weeks.
What?
Two weeks.
You gotta go.
I didn't even know that.
We were just bad.
We were sat there just like, well, why?
It was like, the bank have repossessed this house.
I think he thought that it was us.
Yeah.
The bank have repossessed the house.
You have to leave.
You have to be out of there.
Now, for people that don't understand what repossess means,
it means the landlord has a bit of more than he can chew.
Yeah.
He thought he could drop a certain amount a month on the house
and it would be his.
He missed a lot of payments because the bread wasn't there,
which is fine.
Obviously, he was acting silly,
like, acting like he had the piece for the house,
and he didn't.
So that meant that he couldn't keep up with the payments
and that meant that we were the collateral damage
because we, as tenants, were in the house
and we had to leave because he couldn't pay.
He messaged us as well.
He said, my enemies are after me.
Send me 30K.
No, you actually tried to do that.
You told me and Nico, yeah, pay the piece.
And now we're here in a random house
that you haven't recognised.
So yeah, we did it.
We left the house.
But that was weird.
I mean, we've been in a few houses now.
So we've got a bit of a reputation
for having more houses than videos.
But the only thing I was annoyed about that one,
the last one,
is we just announced our comeback.
Yeah, so we had to grind to make this work.
Yeah, so it was like, oh, crap.
And that's why we're doing a mukbang today
because we haven't been able to upload.
But to be fair, everyone's had a lot going on
in the past few weeks.
So how about we go into that?
That's what we've been doing.
This is actually the first time we've seen each other
since Kenny's fight.
Good transition.
You mean Kenny's been lost?
No, I'm joking.
What did you say?
I said, you mean Kenny's lost?
No, I mean, I mean, I won.
For like, for like five days.
Wasn't that three days?
No, no, it was five days.
I remember, bro.
I was burning.
That's why I was burning.
I remember.
I'm going to do you guys listen, yeah?
We jumped to the stage
and we tried to recreate the KSI thing.
We all knew he lost, innit?
Bro, let's wipe out that, like,
people genuinely think we jumped in the ring.
Well, we did jump in the ring.
We did, it wasn't an illusion.
No, people genuinely think that we fought
in that moment that Kenny lost.
I've seen TikToks or like YouTube shorts
because you know, there's an angle of like,
especially you two looking worried
and then like even Niko knew he lost before.
I've been so nervous in my life.
Never so nervous.
But what's even worse was when Keemstar was accusing you
of ******* rigging it.
Oh no, that was funny.
Yeah, Keemstar came out afterwards and said,
I've got a theory that Niko rigged the whole thing.
You've got a lot of power,
but to think you have that much power is ridiculous.
Remember that meme?
How I rigged the boxer.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, the YouTube video.
All of us sat on the table saying the judges.
That was so funny.
I love the internet.
There's memes come out of everything.
But no, in that moment,
we genuinely all believe Kenny won
because the crowd completely changes your viewing experience.
Kenny, talk to us about that.
How much did you pay?
You know what?
In the ring, it's completely different
to when you watch it back.
I genuinely thought I had won that.
I thought it was a close fight,
but my coach was like,
yeah, you got the edge of it.
You just about won that.
So that's why I looked.
They said when I looked to the side,
they thought I lost.
I looked to the side to make sure that that was my corner.
I remember.
To the red corner.
Yeah, I was confused.
Which corner was that?
That's why I looked to the side.
And obviously when they say my name,
I got gassed because I was excited I won.
After a year of hard work, I was excited.
And then obviously I saw online everyone saying I lost.
So I was fuming the whole evening.
Do you know what killed you?
The thing that killed you the most
was the interview after in the backstage.
Oh, I remember that.
I killed him.
That's what everyone keeps referring to.
That's off the high, though.
That's off the high.
That's adrenaline, man.
You literally came out the ring.
All of us were jumping up and down.
We come out and then they just put a camera straight on him.
Of course he's going to say he's won.
No, of course, of course, of course.
But that's what everyone keeps referring to.
Yeah, everyone keeps using that.
Afterwards, what actually then ended up happening was
you made your video, wanted to run it back.
And what's 10% now?
I don't know what I can say.
Oh, OK.
But yeah, if we get a chance to run it back in America,
it'll be great.
Definitely as professionals, 10 ounce, that'll be better.
It'll be a good fight.
Because obviously people saw how big the fight was.
For our first debut, it was a lot of skill, so.
Oh, that ring walk, man.
I reckon we can do it.
They're saying that one of the best ring walks
in YouTube boxing history.
Had to be, full stop.
You know what's mad?
It wasn't meant to be many men.
You know the story, right?
It was meant to be Philly opening up for me.
And then this out.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, it was meant to be Philly opening up for me.
It was meant to be Philly with 100 bags.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't know what it was going to come out to.
Many men was sitting there.
The song came and everyone just went nuts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What was the reason?
So when we did the rehearsal, it sounded horrible.
And me and Philly was like, yeah, the rep's going to go
horrible if we do this.
I changed it last minute to 50 cent many men.
And it was, yeah, it was great.
Everyone loved it.
What's next in your boxing book?
So I've got...
Opponent?
Yeah, I've got an opponent.
I can't say anything yet.
Oh, exclusive!
Exclusive!
How come I don't know this?
No, no, yeah, but...
I wore a medical.
I was messed up.
I wore nothing.
Wait, what?
I don't know, but let's put it legit.
Oh my God.
All right, all right, James, James.
All right, James, James, let's learn the whole thing.
Oh, if that comes out,
you know, I just lost him a lot of beans then.
For real?
Crazy.
But...
Yeah, I'm fighting him soon.
For real?
You think you're fighting him?
I wouldn't have sent you.
I'm on your side.
Once you've been out, you could have put a girl.
No, but I'll be fighting soon.
I'm going to fight.
So I'll beat him up.
And then hopefully, in the meantime, we can run it back.
End of the year.
It'll be a good year for me.
That shows how long we haven't seen each other as a group.
Yeah, because you're a Mexican actor.
Yeah, so no one can text me.
I've been alive.
You were in Cancun with John.
Huh?
Crazy.
What? I'm hearing he was out in Cancun doing nothing.
No, I was in Tulum, in Mexico City.
Oh, yeah.
I was out there with my good friends, my foot asylum.
Yeah.
My favourite part, I'm not going to lie,
I got to wrestle, like an actual wrestling match.
Oh.
Was it against, like, someone experienced?
Yeah, like an actual wrestler.
How was that?
Sick.
I sold the crap out.
You know, like, obviously, because it's not real.
Yeah, you have to sell it, yeah.
So, like, we're closed out.
Is it? It is, it is, really.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
Sorry, bro.
Shut up.
But they made us do the warm-up first, and it's me and Darkis, by the way.
And then Darkis hurt his back.
Oh, no.
Because he hurt his back, he couldn't do it.
So, I did it against the actual pro.
Oh, my God.
So, he grabs...
So, we proper started, and we're like, yeah, let's go.
So, he dashes me to the ropes.
I go to the ropes,
and then the other wrestlers, they grab my arms,
and they put my arms through the ropes.
So, like, he twists my nipples, but a fake way,
and I'm like, ah, like, selling it.
And then he comes, and he goes, whack, across my chest.
The hardest lap.
The hardest lap I think I've ever seen in my life.
Like, one out of ten, or, like, Will Smith on Chris Rock out of ten?
Ooh, what do you think about that?
Yeah, I was gonna ask that.
I think Will Smith, that wasn't the right place.
Wait, can I just add...
Right place?
Can I just add before you say that?
What do you mean?
You did really well, man.
The transitions were really good.
No, that's why I...
Hey, and you know this before, innit?
I was rehearsing all of them.
But yeah, okay, well, let us find out what Will Smith thinks for a bit,
because it's the hot topic.
So, you said it wasn't the right place?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, you've been quick.
No, no, no, no, I don't think you should have...
I think you should have talked to him about it behind the scenes,
not in front of everyone in front of the crowd.
Yeah, with the mouth, not with the hand.
Yeah, well...
Yeah, with the hand.
Oh, wow.
Nah, I'm joking.
You got so used to the whole boxing that now that's your own way of...
Fine, no, no, no, mouth, mouth.
I think Will was in the wrong.
And I also think if he...
You know the after part when he slapped him,
and he was like, keep my wife's name out of your mouth?
If he just did that and not the slap,
so I think it would be more justified.
It would still be like, oh, Will lost his temper,
and he's like, he should be more professional.
But then I'd be like, cool,
walking up to the stage and slapping another man.
Yeah, yeah, mental.
Like, come on.
But do you not think...
I think he should have followed it, right?
Crazy.
Do you not think that the after part where he starts screaming,
was that not like...
No, that's when it...
I thought that was the part where it really showed,
oh my gosh, like, what the hell's going on?
You know what it is?
After you physically hit someone, yeah,
you're just amped up.
Angry, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You get even more angry, so you just go like that, you know what I mean?
So you just randomly start screaming.
How do you go from laughing...
He was laughing because he was uncomfortable.
I'm telling you now,
laughing like that is absolutely fine in my opinion.
You know, you're just uncomfortable in that situation.
Yeah, yeah, that's fair, that's fair.
You don't know what you have to do.
Obviously, I think he realised,
he just looked left and he thought,
Jada's probably screwing,
and he realised, all right, flip it, she's...
Yeah, but he's been in the industry for God knows how long,
before we were born.
Mentally, he's at a different place, bro,
to how he was at the beginning.
All that entanglement stuff.
Yeah, but that Smith family...
Absolutely ruined it.
They've been through some strange stuff.
In my opinion, no one was a winner,
but everyone lost.
Chris Rock making them jokes is insensitive.
I'm not slapping him.
Yeah, but hosts do that, man.
I felt proper bad for him, though.
I felt proper bad for Chris Rock,
because straight afterwards,
everyone's going to Will Smith,
and then he's just kind of there bugging on the stage.
It's because of Will Smith's bigger name.
Yeah.
How are you slapping a guy and receiving hugs?
No, because it's a clap.
Clap's dangerous.
It's true, yeah.
Kenny was punching a man up,
and then he got hugs from us in the ring after.
Yeah, it's true, true, true.
And I do feel bad for Chris,
but it's like, genuinely,
I looked at him and I was like,
damn, everybody hates Chris.
Yeah, yeah.
That was good.
That was fair, fair, fair.
And then on to our next segment.
Everyone hates Chris.
Good transition.
Okay, should we just get into the fan questions?
Let's do it, man.
Let's go.
So, we asked you guys for some questions.
I've got some.
I didn't personally pick these out,
so I've got no idea what's coming.
Yo, Bayonet Squad.
As-salamu alaykum.
How are you guys?
My question for you is,
why is AJ so short?
If you didn't hear it,
it said, why is AJ so short?
And I agree.
Talk to us.
And you told us what was happening.
That's a lie.
AJ was actually developed in a test tube.
So, and they made his chromosomes tiny.
Chromosomes?
The smallest chromosomes in the world.
Let's just fight.
Let's fight right now.
I'm not playing.
I swear, you're meant to have 23, right?
He's got 12.
He's got, yeah, he's got 12.
I've got the biggest one here, so.
Mentor.
That's fair, that's fair, that's fair.
For your height to size ratio.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because six inches for you
and six inches for me is different.
Everyone bring it out, then.
You can have two-inch wood
and it'll be giant.
I've been wanting to do that video
for a minute, anyway.
Yeah, you're dope.
On the Bayonet Squad Only fans.
You're sick, man.
You're sick.
That's coming out next week.
Oh, man.
Simon have size plus.
We have Bayonet Squad Only fans.
What's that guy's name?
His name is Sukia.
Fuck you, Sukia.
Sorry, AJ.
I knew you were going to do that.
I don't know if you got me or not.
Ah, you got me, you got me.
I like how you did this,
and I went like this.
You got me, you got me.
I'm not talking for the next five minutes.
I had to think fast.
That was good.
No offense, though, no offense.
That was a good one.
All right, okay.
Next question, next question.
I've got another one here, go on.
Could you guys do a charity football match
against the Sidemen and call me
and I'll be a goalkeeper?
That's not a joke.
He said, can I be a goalkeeper then?
Try and change the voice.
Try and send a voice letter, man.
And Jordan's a keeper as well.
I work for Sidemen.
That's a great question.
Oh, no.
They're doing one, right?
They're doing a million likes.
When are they doing it?
Yeah, they're doing a million likes.
Five v five, who do you think is winning?
Five a side.
They're winning, man.
I can't play football.
Are you all right?
I can't play football.
He's sick.
This guy is sick.
Go and goal.
He's going now.
He even joined FaZe, man.
Rico Rico is Nigeria's star striker.
It's true.
He scored at Wembley Stadium.
Play it one more time.
My fitness level's free,
but I did score at Wembley Stadium.
That's what I meant.
You scored at Wembley Stadium.
I scored at Wembley Stadium.
I missed the goal.
I missed that soccer in.
Yeah, you missed the soccer in,
and you rigged the boxing mat.
That is football heritage.
It's football heritage.
So, Sidemen, I mean,
if you want to play against someone,
I'm going to throw better scores
out in the ring.
Listen, and obviously,
not even five,
11 a side in the stadium.
Okay, 11.
Oh, we're bringing Philly.
We're bringing Harry.
Harry's going to come and coach us.
Wait, can he not play football?
I've seen Harry play, yeah?
After two minutes, he gets tired.
That's Harry Panera, by the way,
just so they know,
because we were talking about
the other Harry just before.
Oh, no, Harry Panera.
Harry, Harry, Harry Panera.
No, but listen, honestly,
I'm asking you serious.
How sick would that be?
That's a dream.
Let us know in the comments
if you want to see that.
Yeah, let us know.
A million likes and we'll take him on.
We're only going to do it
if you smash the subscribe button
and get a million likes only.
Yeah, I heard Sidemen
don't want to take on someone
who's got less than 3 million subscribers.
So we need your help.
I just got a message from Knowledge
saying that now.
OK, there you go.
You heard it.
If you won Sidemen
versus Beta Squad charity match
this year,
this is an official call out.
Hit a million likes.
I don't think we'll even know what you're going to do.
Mind it, mind it, for real.
Dove that over, dove that over,
just to make it realistic.
Hit 10 likes and we'll make it happen.
Your move, Sidemen.
What happens if we get five now?
Well, it's possible.
Well, there's five likes.
Yeah, we'll hit the floor.
I'll make two accounts.
Don't worry about it.
Sports, Sharky, Sharky Clips.
That's three already.
I can log into Chunks
because I haven't been there for a long time.
I think I remember the password.
Oh yeah, about that,
you bring back your channel.
Who said that?
Anyway, but listen,
charity match.
Charity match.
To be fair, yeah,
I think obviously,
but he asked if you'd bring back your channel
and if you want to bring back your channel,
just get Agez to build you an office.
You know, I'm so glad someone brought this up.
When I put up an office,
you know what happens, man?
Vids start coming flying out.
Guys, we knew we were coming back
before he did that office ----.
You see the man though?
Hey, here's where you lot clock.
These men just look down on us.
This is, yeah,
we'll do a film of that video as well,
the Batescourt office.
We were leaving the yard about a week later.
He knew, guys,
he knew that we were leaving.
Oi, don't cap that.
Don't cap, don't ******* cap that.
Shoot.
I didn't know we were leaving when I did it.
It's already, I didn't know we were leaving.
Oh, no, no, no.
Well, I was right, well I was right.
I'm saying, as in,
you built the house,
knowing that we were coming.
But he's got, that's how you know
he's got so much bread.
Stop that, stop that.
Don't even try that.
What was the last contract he signed?
£5.15.
No, no, no.
Oh, that's a good one as well.
Yeah, nuts.
He's knocking his whole mind sick.
What was the last contract he signed?
He's nuts, he's nutting it.
He's saying nutting it.
But yeah, can we just thank AJ
for bringing the Beta Squad back?
There you go.
Well done.
Well done, AJ.
We appreciate you, man.
Appreciate you.
And talking about the Beta Squad coming back.
Yes.
What's everyone's favourite video
since we came back?
There's only one answer to that.
Is there?
Yep.
Which one?
Guess who beat us up.
Really?
I think that was our funniest video.
I can't lie.
It was an incredible video,
but I think generally
that I prefer the boxing video.
Yeah, yeah.
The boxing video.
That one.
It was fun to film.
Yeah.
Just going out.
Shimon and...
RG.
Yeah, we were invested.
What the hell?
That's actually great.
That's tight now.
Well, that's a cool video.
You know what?
I'm going to be different.
I'm different.
Yes.
The standard video.
Oh, fair enough.
That's because you had a star performance.
AJ's best performance.
Hey, put that camera away from me.
Okay, wait, wait.
Scratch that.
In terms of all time,
all time Beta Squad videos.
Well, there's not many.
There's like less than 40.
Make it clear.
The best video we've made
or the most fun we've had
making a video?
The best video we made.
Oh.
When you got fly kick.
Yeah.
That was an elite video.
Starbucks was a very good video
for many reasons.
Kemi's performance in that was incredible.
It was good.
Absolutely incredible.
And obviously the fly kick
and obviously everyone else
hold their weight as well.
Yeah.
And the fly kick.
So you barely had much in the video.
You didn't have much.
I mean, not everyone held their weight
when I got fly kick though.
Mental.
Oh.
We're going to...
Hey, you know what?
We're going to do this.
You want to go there?
Let's go there.
You can go there.
It's an open all.
Beta Squad open all.
Oh my God.
I'm in your...
All right, guys.
So what we're trying...
We're basically...
Turn this video off before I get cancelled.
Cancelled.
We're not fugs.
We're just...
We're just mainly alluding to the fact that
bits did get cut out.
We wanted to keep the brand deals in...
Kenny almost lost his boxing contract
that night
because he punched someone up.
No, no one got punched up.
Guaranteed no one got punched up.
People lost their minds.
But people lost their minds.
That's because we missed.
And that's all going to...
It's because we missed.
Listen.
We came to Niko's defence.
That's it.
I was the one who got fly kicked
but I was definitely the calmest of...
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Only you.
I mean, he was the best person to happen to for sure.
You were crying and swinging left and right.
I was.
I was crying.
I started tearing up.
But no swinging left and right.
I saved that for you.
Yeah, we came to Niko's defence.
To calm the situation down.
And we thought that it would make sense
to put that in the video
because you don't want to be like Will Smith.
That's right.
And showcase violence.
So, okay.
So what is everyone's favourite video of all time?
But go on then.
Yeah, favourite video.
Everyone's favourite video in there.
Yeah, no.
I'm going to say Starbucks.
Starbucks.
You hate those videos.
Yeah.
Watching it.
Going home and watching it was my favourite.
Is it?
Star.
You can't stand it.
We'll talk about it in a second.
The videos that you hate filming.
Um, my favourite video of all time, Beta Squad.
Oh.
It might be holiday.
Holiday is very...
I like that one.
Okay.
I'm throwing another one in there.
Might be.
I'm content.
The SWAT video.
Oh.
Yes.
SWAT video.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a great shout.
That was a very good video.
I was too long at filming there, man.
That day I had one hour of sleep.
Watched Jake Paul, Nate Robinson
and then Mike Tyson and the thing.
And then literally...
That was the UFC fight?
No, it was the boxing.
It was when Mike Tyson returned
against Roy Joyce Jr.
But it was epic.
That was elite, bro.
Yeah, for me it's Starbucks.
Starbucks.
I've heard about it.
Ticked every box.
I'm going to say one which you guys haven't said.
Guess The Black Person.
It's a good video.
Very good.
It's the most viewed video on Beta Squad history.
It's recently hit 10 million views.
Wow.
Very nice.
Well done, Guess The Black Person.
Well done, Tyrone Smith.
Yes.
That means that we made that...
10 million views means we made £100 million.
Yeah, we did, yeah.
Crazy.
We're rich.
Yeah.
It's a grind, man.
It's a grind.
Just things we do.
That's what happens when you split with five ways.
£20 a week.
Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Can't wait.
How about this?
We have another question for the fans.
Go.
Oh yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I've got a question.
Will we see any other Beta Squad members boxing in the room?
Now, I beg you, let me start this off
because I've already envisaged a couple fights.
So, number one, number one.
Chunks against Drewski.
I think it's going to be...
Big fight!
Big fight, big fight, big fight.
I think it's going to be the greatest of all time.
You and Drewski?
Yeah.
That's the biggest match in the entertainment industry ever.
You know, that sells out us.
Oh, ----.
That sells out the whole family.
Drewski make it happen.
That sells out us.
He's a good one.
Drake's going to have a hard time picking sides a lot.
Yeah, he put the guy he put in Lovecraft's mouth now.
Did he shout you for that, though?
Yeah, but he shouted me first.
You were too busy, though, right?
Yeah, I said I was busy.
Yeah, exactly.
He might be like, I want to support Chunkster.
Chunkster!
Yeah, that's what he calls me on FaceTime.
This is your time, man.
Call him out.
I'm not calling out Drewski, bro.
What would you do?
Financially, it makes sense.
But generally, the thing is, it's going to take way too much of my time.
I saw how much work you put in, bro.
And that just means no social life.
I just put in that grind, put in that effort.
And whether I have that same mentality, I don't know yet.
Obviously, I haven't pushed myself to the edge.
But...
It'll be cool.
I don't know, it'll be...
It'll definitely be crazy, crazy.
That'll be nuts.
I think you'd smash him.
Well, if you do want to do that, make sure you smash the like button.
A million likes.
A million likes will make it happen.
So many reasons to like.
What other fighters have you asked?
There's one which I think would be the greatest.
Another greatest all-time fight.
AJ against Kaisenner.
Because they're literally American and UK versions of each other.
You see that?
Kaisenner, Kaisenner.
Let me show you Kaisenner.
Why would you throw that one in there?
He's you as AJ, from A&P.
Yeah, he's funny.
And he's small like AJ as well.
Yeah, he goes...
That or AJ being beat with juice.
Another great match-up.
All right, that's the fight I want to take, though.
Beat with juice.
You want to fight the...
Oh, ----.
Cut it out.
You're about to have a match.
And it is right now, look.
Yeah, who is that guy on Twitter?
I got called out by someone who I ran against in the mayor election.
Old man, Brian Rose.
I kid you not, he was standing on a lake saying,
Nick Hole, let's go, let's fight, let's go.
But no, never about doing that.
Who would be a good opponent for him, you reckon?
What was Shannon Briggs?
Shannon Briggs.
I'm finished business with you.
That's the only one that's ever existed, man.
Huh?
Well, yeah, I would smoke Shannon Briggs, so...
Wallahi, that's the only one on the storyline, though.
Wallahi, he'd kill you.
So would anyone genuinely, like, get in the ring?
Obviously, apart from Kenny.
I'd never, man.
No, but I genuinely don't think I would.
Would you do a one-day show?
I'm not close to it, for sure.
But same thing as him.
It takes a lot of time, a lot of dedication.
So it's got to make sense.
It's tough, man.
The person I'm fighting, the reward value has to be high.
I've got to be able to, like, work out everything else.
I've got a podcast.
I've got loads of things, man.
Like, to take me, not away from it, but less time on that,
it's got to make a lot of sense.
But it is rewarding.
A lot of sense and a lot of sense.
A lot of sense as well, so...
Oh, wow.
Thank you.
Wallahi, he's good, man.
He wrote these things down, by the way.
Yeah.
Why are we calling this vid a muckbag in the middle of us eating?
Huh?
Yeah, that's so true.
It's because it's so nice that I've devoured all of it.
Yeah.
Well, and we have actually eaten everything as well.
But how about we rate sides, eat sides?
Crazy.
Okay, do you want me to be honest?
I'll be honest.
Yeah, be honest.
This food was about, delivered to us maybe an hour and a half ago.
Yeah, it's cold.
It's a bit cold.
It was chapped.
It's very cold.
It's obviously not your fault, sides, men.
But, what I will say is, if it was hot, it would have been much nicer.
I'll give it a 7 out of 10.
I like it, it's good.
7 out of 10.
And if it's hot, maybe you can increase to an 8.
I really like my chicken strips.
I don't like my burgers with gherkins in.
The mac and cheese bites are 10 out of 10.
Mac and cheese, where?
Well, how did you not see it?
Where?
Yeah, he kept them all to himself.
You're a bastard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why you hiding, why you hiding?
I like your burger.
He kept the best thing on the menu to himself.
Can we get the hack?
Bro, I'm telling you, it's a leak.
Mac and cheese bites.
The waffle fries are cold, though.
The waffle things are proper nice, yeah.
They didn't settle with that one.
Which side are you on, though?
That's the question on the box.
You know why that's on the box?
You even know why.
You guys don't know.
It's foreshadowing for the baseball charity match.
Oh, crazy.
You're too quick, man.
You're too quick.
I want to ask, because obviously we brought it up earlier.
What was your least favourite video to film for baseball?
Least favourite?
Anything that takes over six hours, man.
You don't like the earpiece videos, do you?
Huh?
Public earpiece ones.
It's not because, oh, he's changed.
He's gone big now.
He hates us.
I've never liked those kind of videos.
I'm like a black kibosh, be honest, bro.
The fake celebrity prank in Tesco,
the whole time you were like, oh my gosh.
I hate those kind of videos.
It's cringed too easily.
So that's never been my kind of videos.
But I do understand that you guys enjoy it.
And that's why I put myself through that pain
to record those videos.
But generally, my cringy level just can't hack it.
What about the stand-up video?
Because obviously you didn't do the comedy.
You sang.
If you told me to do anything else, I wouldn't do it.
Yeah.
For the same reason.
I saw you scratch your balls with the disc.
He just rubs it.
I'm there singing.
I was there singing, enjoying myself.
I go, yeah, it's cool.
I could, how long is left?
I just hit anything.
I told you, I'm uncomfortable.
You bugged out in that video.
The stand-up video.
What are you guys talking about?
I don't remember that.
I mean, I'm honest with you.
I've never teased like that in a video ever before.
Why did you tweak?
I'm actually confused.
Well, it's because what happened to you
when the guy said car crash.
Oh yeah.
People don't know.
When the guy said car crash, my heart just went.
And it built up after, didn't it?
You made it worse for yourself.
I made it worse for myself.
No, but then it was fine.
When I got on, it was fine.
What about you, Shox?
What's your least favorite video?
Yeah, I'd say it's one of the drive-thru videos.
I can't remember which one it was though.
There's one day I just was like,
oh, this is, I can't stand it.
What about the one where the guy was there
and someone got flagged?
Well, where the guy chatted to Double Bank.
Oh, oh.
Oh my God, the handcuffs video.
That is nuts.
Well, we got attacked.
We really got attacked.
You lot love getting attacked.
But that got, you know, that's banged on YouTube recently.
Yeah, re-upload.
And then it got banged.
Might upload that on Sunday.
It was me who uploaded it.
Might upload it tomorrow if you're lucky.
I think my least favorite vid,
in a Beta Squad vid,
is the Kenny boxing one.
The one where everyone was fighting each other.
Oh, on Kenny's channel?
Yeah, I hated it.
Oh, that one.
Yeah, you know, he was bugging the whole time.
Oh, you mean on my channel?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was bugging the whole time.
I don't like, I don't like,
I don't like punching on Kenny.
Shut up, man.
Because that's my friend,
I will never do it again.
Oh, is that why?
Not because of boxing, huh?
Respect, respect, respect, respect.
Yeah, OJ said it was,
he was cringing the whole way through.
Or fighting, and I just seen him going.
Why, why did he hit me?
Because I'm not trying to see you guys fight each other.
Niko's soft, man.
It's cute.
Yeah, you did a fight.
It wasn't a fight, it was trying to break.
So is that the reason that you were reffed on that video?
Huh?
I knew I'd smoke every single one of you.
And that's why I was reffed.
That's why I had to be reffed.
Listen, that brings us to a beef
that we've never addressed in life.
We've addressed that many times.
Oh, yes, yes.
Kenny and Chunkz, can you finally clear up what happened?
Yeah, please, please, clear up.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'll just end it right here.
Wallahi, nothing ever happened.
There you go.
That's all.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You can't, you can't.
Wallahi.
You know when I say that, I'm not joking.
I blame Niko.
Yeah.
Niko, on your side, on your side.
It was these bastards.
It was these two guys that randomly started it.
Made me do exciting stuff to zhuzh it up.
Nothing ever happened between me and Kenny.
I remember when I put him on my story.
Oh, you made up.
About what?
So you're telling me when you banged.
When?
In the video?
Yeah, in the video.
Nothing, nothing, you gave me an iPhone.
You gave me an iPhone on the same day.
How are we not friends?
Kenny cried after.
I was in tears.
I was upset.
Because of how bad you beat me.
Is it?
I thought you were meant to be my bros.
And it's his video, his own video.
Oh, so you're trying to do this now again?
And that's the fighter right there.
Someone that cries after.
You know what actually happened?
At 3am, I grabbed my phone and randomly said these guys were beefing.
You're sick.
And guess what?
I just joined them for fun.
He's the guy.
Why not?
That was ages ago.
Nothing ever happened between me and Kenny.
Yeah, nothing happened.
But one thing I will say is, AJ and Sharky actually one-timed it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no.
You know who I do have footage of there?
You mean Nikiya?
Hello.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, the beef between you two.
On my days when you had him in a headlock.
Was that one?
Well, and that's the truth.
When I smoked him.
How about we put the footage on the screen right now for everyone to see?
If you want to put the footage there, tell them what happened.
Okay, so basically, what happened was AJ decided to come and bite me.
That's when you started it.
Okay, no.
That's when you threw a lipstick.
Huh?
That's their version of the story.
Next voice note.
I don't even want to talk about this.
What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?
First of all, don't ask for that.
Don't ever talk like that again.
So what's the weirdest dream you've ever had?
Why is he whispering?
You sound like Venom.
He's from my nightmares.
I don't have an answer for that.
Okay, sorry.
Next question.
Q&A.
All right, so the question is,
who would you kick out of Beta Squad and who would you replace it with and why?
And please, brother, do not say Kenny
because that guy gets bullied enough as it is.
You know, when he asked that question, I was like,
oh yeah, here we go again.
I let it show down.
It's fine, it's fine, don't worry about it.
I got you.
No, you say this and you're going to still say my name.
No, no, no, I got you.
I'm going to say Kenny and I'm going to replace him with Kezak.
I mean, I'll say Chunks just because he said me and replace him with Philly.
You can't answer this.
I'll be honest, I'll just leave.
You replace yourself?
Yeah.
Thank God.
I'm glad you said it so I don't have to say it.
All right, all right, all right.
I was like, yeah, I'll pick Adrian.
All right, all right.
Get out of here, man.
Get out of here.
No, I'll bring in Darkest.
So who are you replacing him with?
Honestly, replace him with Fry.
They'll do the same thing.
All right, chill out, guys, yeah?
I own a part of the business, yeah?
Don't ever try to do that stuff to me.
All right, here's one.
Favourite YouTubers?
Oh.
In the world?
In the whole world.
I'm going to have to put my hand up and say I do not watch YouTube.
Yeah, I'm sad.
We lost him, guys.
We lost him, we lost him.
I don't really watch YouTube that much.
You just watch boxing?
No, genuinely, I feel like Beta Squad is the best.
Oh, well, one thing I will say, my bad, SDS.
I'm a mum's life, brother.
SDS.
I watched that.
Sharky does sport.
So just ask then.
No, but I was okay.
I swear to God, I don't watch YouTube.
I'll go different.
I think the best YouTuber in the world right now is Eric.
Oh, he's killing it.
I think he's the best.
I remember I used to watch him.
Yeah.
And I saw him when he had 1,000 subscribers.
American YouTube right now is taking things to a whole different level.
I know.
There's another shout.
I don't know who you're going to say.
Jideon the goat.
Yeah, yeah.
Honestly, Jideon.
Oh, Jideon.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's sick, he's sick.
Is it Jideon or is it Jideon?
I've seen a few of your stuff.
That's what Temple...
I'm going to get killed for the pronunciation.
Yeah, maybe, maybe.
No, isn't that what Temple was quoting in the face-to-face?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember the TikTok one as well.
I saw a trend...
I'm not thinking of a viral video the other day where he was getting the trim on the...
Other game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
NBA game.
Oh, he's so funny, man.
He's taking things to a whole different level.
I love it.
You know what it reminds me of?
It's like Danny Duncan kind of style.
Just go out and record whatever.
Yeah.
You know who I've seen doing sick that's been popping up on my YouTube recently?
Ryan Trahan.
Ryan Trahan's killing it as well.
He's been killing it for a couple of weeks.
No, no, but look at the numbers he's pulling now.
He's pulling it to a whole different level.
Ryan Trahan, Airaq, both of them pulling ridiculous numbers.
That Metaverse video, Ryan Trahan.
Outrageous.
He's been good for a while.
Oh, the storyline there was sick.
Crazy.
And it's the same...
Chunks of my favourite YouTubers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can see who the YouTube nerds are, innit?
Right, yeah, right, yeah.
I've been watching Netflix.
Okay, here's one.
Favourite YouTube video of recent times.
I'm going to go quickly before you go because I'm going to say mine
because I said it earlier.
Airaq.
Biggest house vs smallest house video.
Oh, the I Survived.
Incredible.
I haven't seen that one yet.
I watched 100 Dates in 24 Hours.
I thought that was phenomenal from Airaq as well.
100%
Oh, hold on.
That's his sister, so careful.
Oh, no, I didn't know.
I thought he went on 100 Dates.
Oh my god.
He didn't know, he didn't know.
I thought he went on 100 Dates.
No, no, no, he put his sister on 100 Dates.
He was trying to find the ideal man.
What about you guys?
Mark Rober's latest parcel.
That was that.
Oh, come on.
No, no, Mark Rober.
Mark Rober.
That's massive, guy.
You must have seen it.
The Package Thieves video where he like.
I'm not going to lie, I haven't seen it yet.
I think that Package series and the Squirrel series.
One of the best series on YouTube ever.
Let's show some love to the UK.
Oh, yeah, go on.
20v1 with Calyx.
Amazing.
Fair enough, he didn't sing.
Yeah, for real, that's such a funny video.
Sidemen Tinder video with Chunks, Philly.
That was very good.
That wasn't this year, so sorry, it doesn't qualify.
Hey, they're stepping it up though.
They're putting their foot on the gas now.
Yeah, they tried to get H, didn't they?
Oh, to their Tinder, yeah, they did, yeah.
Sidemen taking things to different levels.
Shout out H quickly.
Let me ask you a question.
Nah, nah, fair play to the Sidemen.
For real, that 20v1 series is beyond me.
Yeah, and best channel as well.
Miniminter's reaction on his video.
Oh, let's show some love to Miniminter.
That's cold.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Round of applause.
You have to, you have to.
Round of applause for Miniminter.
He reacts to every single beta video.
That man shows his different love.
You know what, I actually love Miniminter.
Great guy, great channel.
Yeah.
Listen, you're the sixth member of Bates Squad, man.
Sorry, Sidemen.
You've got a dual contract.
He's probably watching the video like this.
That's Sidemen.
Yeah, Sidemen, yeah, Sidemen.
Sidemen would probably be like.
Sidemen through and through.
What do you mean seventh member?
Huh?
Deji is the leader.
Deji, yes.
Deji's also an unofficial member.
Yeah.
Who would you say are unofficial Bates Squad members?
Darkest.
Darkest?
Yeah, Darkest.
Darkest, 100%.
I'd say Johnny has been an incredible leader.
George.
Oh, yeah, George, no, but George.
George is a Bates Squad member.
Yeah.
He's crying behind the camera.
Sibonic, big Bates Squad member.
I see you, man.
Keep editing.
Reng, Si.
Reng.
Fuck that cat.
Reng.
Oh, don't make me cry now.
I don't know.
After that cat shat in my room, I don't know.
Oh, don't make me cry now, man.
There's a lot, man.
There's a lot of honorary members.
But yeah, Sidemen, definitely.
Sidemen's the best.
The best channel on YouTube after Bates Squad and Sidemen.
One final thing on the side, man.
The fact that they have done this for three years.
Upload week in, week out.
Wait, have they never missed a week?
We struggle with eight.
They take drugs.
There's no other way.
How are they...
Some of them actually do, yeah.
Yeah, some of them actually do.
We all know how he does stuff.
No, but to be fair, Bates Squad members do,
well, Bates Squad member, the steroids that you...
Yeah, yeah.
There you go.
And that's the real reason he lost.
They retook the fight and then they saw...
The PEDs was strong.
I don't even want to talk about that loss anymore
because next time, Kenny's on smoke.
Yeah, I'm not leaving it to the judges next time.
No way.
Anyway, is there any groups that you'd want to make a video with?
Oh, Sidemen, but you know what needs to happen.
I know, exactly like they'd say.
Yeah, you go on.
Three, two, one, A and P.
I generally pick the hard one, I pick the hard one.
Yeah, bro, that needs to happen, man.
That needs to happen, man.
Yeah, that needs to happen.
Would you ever do a collab with FaZe?
After Kenny's smoke tamper in the rematch,
then obviously we can speak to FaZe.
Honestly, I love FaZe Banks.
I genuinely love FaZe Banks.
I'd love for us to do a video.
They're having a fight with a FaZe member, Sid.
Who?
FaZe Snoop Dogg.
That recently got announced,
so I don't like the fact you're leaking information,
but we're not even meant to be talking about that right now.
I'm shouting out FaZe Apex.
That's my boy regardless.
FaZe Apex.
FaZe Banks, the legend.
You know what? I actually do watch some of them, man.
I watch FaZe Swag, the Twitch streamer.
Do you know FaZe Swag?
2G's?
Yeah.
Call of Duty streamer.
Almost FaZe Chunk,
because you don't know about the FaZe Chunk of Cobweb Ace,
but that was true.
FaZe Chunk, that was true.
Yeah, FaZe Chunk fired us.
FaZe Nicko, FaZe Chunk, FaZe Shark.
FaZe Shark.
FaZe Kenny.
That was crazy.
Who the hell, in an alternate universe,
who would I have fought if it wasn't him?
Who would have fought this admin?
Slim.
Don't mention his name, yeah.
I just want to see him getting knocked out.
It's true, but I don't want to talk about Slim.
It's crazy how we were almost FaZe Beta.
Yeah, FaZe Beta.
Yeah, guys, you lot are probably thinking,
what are you talking about?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, well, Kenny mentioned it in Face to Face.
Yeah, I mentioned it in Face to Face.
Yeah, no, they tried to buy us.
Yeah, they said something about 11 mil,
but we said no, we wanted more than that.
Yeah, yeah.
Then, I think after that, I said 50 M.
Then you looked at the table, you said...
That's split money.
No.
Nicko said he wanted...
That's because he...
Yeah, he made 500 M's of mayor series.
I say he spent his mayor money.
Two mil on that campaign.
Oh, cold, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, hey, that's government reimbursement, don't you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you park there...
You spent 17 mil on the beta office.
Crazy.
That's why he's not there anymore.
I sold it.
Here's something.
Up and coming YouTubers, everyone's favourite.
That's a good one.
There's a lot of, like, I think there's...
I'm going to go in, like, the podcast space.
There's a kid, I think he's hilarious.
He's called Billy the Goat.
Yes, I know Billy the Goat.
He's on, like, TikTok and that.
Yes, I know Billy the Goat.
He's from Manchester, he's...
I recognise the name.
Oh, he's hilarious.
Yes, I know Billy the Goat.
He's so funny.
You would have seen, like, he's got so many clips
and now he goes big on, like, TikTok and that.
I think it's, like, the M1 podcast.
They did one where they actually gave you guys, like, awards.
Mount Rushmore of YouTubers.
I think I sent it to you guys.
Oh, now I...
That's what I know, that's what I know.
Billy the Goat, oh, he was backing it hard.
Oh, he's hilarious.
Was that...
That was Billy, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Billy the Goat, you're a legend.
There's a YouTuber who I think will be sick one day.
Grinding right now, but just not working hard enough.
Tubonic.
You know what, I was thinking about Tubonic.
Our editor James right there.
Makes great videos, but he can never be a YouTuber
because he's a...
It's called editor James.
I'll never let go.
We're going to have a death contract, baby.
He signed a death contract.
He was never uploading again.
I think he said he's not working hard right now.
He's working hard, man.
Yeah, in the wrong place.
We're back.
We're back and he's a big part of that,
but also he makes his own videos, so check out his channel.
I think...
Yeah, and he edits the bodies.
He's a little prodigy.
I know this bit is going to be special anyway.
Yeah, yeah.
He's an editor.
He's going to make this video.
Let's see.
Don't do extra stuff.
No, put it there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's going to get cut out.
I'm going to put that, like, a preview at the start of the video.
This video is actually...
He's going to put it on top of the video.
He's going to put it just there.
One thing you didn't realise,
I was in the video the whole time.
Nah, nah, but he's good.
That's a good shout to me.
Very good videos, man.
Yeah, he's good, he's good.
What about you, man?
Don't shout at Dele.
We know he didn't do something.
Nah, nah, but seriously, I think in the boxing space,
did you guys watch Saltpapi's fight?
Yes.
Saltpapi, apparently he was really...
He was good.
He was very good.
He's incredible.
I want to see him fight again.
He bladed him.
I saw he called me out as well.
I'm not fighting.
Also, that FredTalksFighting.
Yes.
Remember when he was interviewing us last week?
Oh, he's a legend.
He's a legend, man.
Proper nice guy.
And of course, Wade, he always helps out a lot.
Another great guy.
Yeah, he's good.
I actually like him.
If you like boxing videos, Wade is doing it.
Oh, on the ropes!
On the ropes!
Oh, wait, on the ropes!
Oh, on the ropes!
On the ropes!
Shout out, Wade, but on the ropes.
Shout out to my brothers,
Alfie and KGB.
On the ropes!
Yo, listen, Eddie Irn, have a look at that one.
I beg, I beg, stop the video right now.
Go subscribe to On The Ropes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's in the description.
It's in the description right now.
Guys, generally, if you want to do boxing,
have a look at On The Ropes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
New channel.
They spoke about KSI and...
And Alice Wassabi, yeah.
Alice Wassabi, yeah.
And they bring the knowledge into it,
and the strength, I mean...
Why are you so quick?
What's going on?
He's too quick.
There's a mic right there, I'm ruining it
because he keeps dropping gems.
Yeah, you just start then.
Sit down, mate.
What's going on?
I ain't making him sit on that knee.
I don't know how I'm doing it.
This guy making...
He's laughing it out.
This guy, hey, hey, hey.
This guy making documentaries.
Leave KSI a challenge, that's it.
They're laughing at KSI.
The whole series of KSI.
Three seasons.
I bring us season four.
Hey, comment down below if you want season four.
I know you don't want season four.
You want season four on KSI.
Guys, you know when he says anything, yeah?
Makes me smash something clear, like...
It's pretty good.
It was all recorded before.
Maybe we'll get to get it.
It's very filmed and it's on the edit right now.
It seems edited.
You know that makes you cry?
I love that.
That's so mad.
That's cold, you know?
He's giving away gems right now.
That's my guy though.
We have to feel real now.
Yeah.
That's how we work, man.
Even though we banged the mic like earlier.
Yeah, yeah, we finished it quick.
You never gave your small YouTubers, did you?
Okay, yeah.
My upcoming YouTubers, I'm going to say in terms of YouTube,
proper like Kaisha.
I saw you post this video on your channel, on your story.
He has taken YouTube to a different angle.
I haven't seen it.
He focuses a lot on like cinematics and stuff like that,
but also storytelling at the same time.
So I'll shout him out.
Kaisha's good.
A couple people on TikTok and YouTube, to be fair.
Max Keller.
Oh, yeah.
His voice is goated.
He's a cool guy, man.
Oh, I know him.
Yeah, you know him by the voice, yeah.
Of course I know his character.
What are you doing?
Huh?
TikTok.
You have any more shouts?
Yeah, one more, one more.
So a man like Isaac as well.
I thought you were about to say Isaac HB.
I think he's hilarious.
Isaac HB's funny as well.
He's not upcoming, though.
He's big as well.
Would you say he's up and coming?
Oh, yeah, good.
He's going right to the very top.
Any up and coming, like for you,
any up and coming like in your thoughts,
hosts and entertainers?
Oh, I like that.
Must be.
Lippy, P.K. Humble.
Yeah, P.K.'s hilarious.
Them men are going to the very top,
like I've been able to do.
They make me grab my chair and think,
wow, they're trying to come from my spot.
Keep your pose, will ya?
But no, generally, I think P.K.,
obviously, specs.
Specs is hilarious as well.
Yeah, no, like I don't know.
Like I can't say I need to watch more YouTube in general
and see the competition.
What made you stop watching YouTube and stuff?
I don't know, you know.
I think I just prefer watching shows and stuff, innit?
And I don't know, I can't resonate with it no more
because I haven't been on that platform since 2008.
So, you know what I mean?
Are we ever going to see a video again?
For my channel?
Yeah.
Of course you are.
Oh.
Yeah, I've been having words with people.
Oh!
Sponsored, of course.
Huh?
Sponsored, of course.
Yeah, he got you, man.
He's got him back.
I'm from the trenches, innit?
So when I see stuff like that, I like it.
I'll be back on a normal flex.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Nah, there's loads of...
Kenny got paid a lot for his fight as well, you know.
Oh, Kenny got paid 3.2 mil.
Oh, chill out.
He need to take another fight.
He need to have another fight.
He actually got paid 5% to jump in the ring.
That's why we jumped in so fast.
He was trying to collect that percent.
Yeah, anyone who gets in the ring got 10 bags.
That's why I went in there.
That's why there was extra people in the ring.
Hey, can I just say?
I felt like that was a moment.
Listen, on a level, yeah?
Generally, whoever jumped in that ring,
if you're not Beta Squad, Harry, Pinero, Philly...
Johnny.
I had Johnny.
Johnny, you know what my favourite is?
Hamilton.
Yeah, my favourite.
Why did you jump in?
Yeah, well, I agree.
You should answer that question as well.
I agree.
This man right here, though.
Starz jumped in, that's what was all asked.
I saw, like, kids in there and stuff.
I was so confused.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was nuts.
Yeah, but Showstar as an event was mental.
Bro, I was hearing stories about the whole organisation.
The whole fan was outside.
We didn't get let in.
None of us got in.
At least we got in.
Ken's fan was out there and they weren't letting them in.
Two of the fighters that were fighting together.
The arms and...
The girl that AJ invited in was coming as well.
Yeah, she got left at the door.
That's nuts.
You have to go home after, don't worry.
So what kind of...
OK, so I actually want to ask, though.
People want to know.
We do a lot of mafias and guests.
It's cool.
We do a lot of similar kind of videos.
Going forward, like, what do we plan to do?
I want a football video.
Yeah, we've never...
Football videos, come on, man.
If we're trying to have...
Trying to call out the sideburns and have a charity match,
we need to show our skills.
Or maybe like a live tour, like on stage.
We'll do, like, live mafia, live, like, loads of stuff.
Comment down below what you want to see.
To round everything up.
Yeah.
What events or just things in general is everyone looking like?
I'm hearing rumours before that.
I'm hearing rumours that there's a boxing event.
KSI's boxing event.
I'm hearing rumours and I want to see that.
And I want to see Kenny on there.
I mean, I'm fighting soon, so, you know.
Could be on that.
It could be on another one.
Are you alluding to the fact you're fighting on the KSI card?
What are the events, though?
You said there's the iDubbbz one that's happening.
I don't know much about those.
iDubbbz.
Boxing.
Yeah, I know.
Is he boxing?
I don't actually...
I'm Dr Mike.
But you know what?
The people on that card, they're like the YouTubers from, you know,
back in the day, like Epic Meal Time.
Hey, this is my time now!
I know.
Epic Meal Time!
What's the guy's name?
He does, like, the science videos.
He's on there.
He's proper funny.
Michael Reeves?
Michael Reeves.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's fighting, yeah.
I can't believe he's fighting.
Yeah, I know.
It's Roof and Louie.
Scrapped with someone else.
Those are my times, yeah?
Roof and Louie versus Hodgetwins.
Do you not remember A-on-Line?
I want to see him.
Come on, of course, that's my time.
A-on-Line, living legend, man.
No, but that card's good, though,
because I feel like there's a lot of just new boxers on there.
Yeah, no, YouTube Boxing, you got in at the right time.
It's looking proper exciting right now.
There's something I want to talk about.
What?
Listen, we always have crazy Monopoly night games where it's nuts.
We're all beating each other.
We have crazy pro club sessions.
Are we ever going to post something like that?
We made another, yeah, More Beta.
More Beta, yeah.
We made another channel.
More Beta, and then we put the Beta Squad logo over the Sidemen logo.
What Sidemen?
And make that the profile of it.
Listen, we need to chat to people and see if we can get a suit, bro.
Why don't you just copy the formula real quick?
All right, you know what?
The channel's been made.
Subscribe.
I don't know, I'm just like that, guys.
We've started a channel.
You guys want to see More Beta, actually, for real?
More Beta.
All right, it's happening.
It's already happening.
It's happening now.
Just as a question, as a would you rather, right?
Would you rather have dicks and fingers or fingers as dicks?
That's a tough question.
I have fingers as dicks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like a whole hand.
No, you've got one finger as your dick.
Wait, how does it function?
So it can do the same thing a finger does?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's nuts.
That's crazy, I want that.
Oh, we'll have 10 dicks on my hand.
Yeah, and you can orgasm through your fingers.
No, no, I have one finger.
So you can give yourself blowjobs when you're eating food.
No, I can't do that.
This has to be my thought, this has to be my thought.
That's what I've been thinking, bro.
Yeah, I think about it every night.
Why are you thinking that?
No, but think about it.
If Will Smith went and slapped you, he could cum on you at the same time.
Where has this gone?
End this, end this.
Where has it gone, guys?
You know what, this video went live.
I hope no one's still here and they've left by now.
It's a long video.
But if you are, I apologise on Niko's behalf.
Okay, I apologise.
Oh my god, but answer the question though in the comments.
I want to see what you thought of that.
This is better plus, bro.
So what else, anything else you want to round it off with?
Anyone, closing words.
Everyone's got one closing word before we round off this mukbang.
This was fun, man.
I enjoyed it.
That's more than one word.
Oh ----, I always do that.
Okay, you're a silly boy.
Fun.
You next, you arse.
I'm not doing one word, bro.
There's no way you're not going to get me like that.
I just want to say shush to every single person watching.
No, we didn't stop the one word thing.
Let's just drop the one word thing.
What's everyone feeling?
I'm feeling excitement for this year.
I feel it's the longest we're going to go.
We're not going to stop uploading now.
Then it's going to be exciting.
Yeah, we've got so much coming up.
Hopefully you guys believe it.
I just want to echo on that as well and say, you know,
I think this is the eighth week that we've gone in a row.
Yeah, yeah.
And that's probably the biggest streak we've ever had.
No, we did 10 last time.
Oh, 10, there you go.
So we've done eight now.
We've got three more videos after this and we've won.
Are we going to make it?
And then we can all stop rinsing the whole,
BetSquad's finally back.
Comments in the comments as well.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
No, well, my final words is AJ's a joke, man.
And like the video, subscribe.
Oh, by the way, are we going to have a trailer?
Oh, yes.
Yes, yes, we do actually.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
We'll find out.
Play the trailer.
And the TV just turned off.
Oh, did you do that?
Oh my God.
Okay, you see that?
You see that?
That's why BetSquad's on different levels now.
Well, because we do George.
Because of electricity.
Electricity ran out.
We've got a Dutch team.
We've got a team with no name, man.
You're talking about...
Oh my God.
That's why we're on a different level because we do Black Magic.
Listen, play the trailer.
What is not in the game, bro?
