Dislocating my shoulder in Thailand | Enduro Madness Ep6

Uh-oh, someone's down. Big fella's down. There's another bike. Was there a person somewhere? Oh, it's Jono. We're down to the second last day of what has been the ultimate dirt bike holiday. And let's face it, this ride is less about the bikes than it is the amazing landscape they are carrying us through. What are we up to? Day seven, Bradley. Different scene to last night. Went back through the little village. We had The dinner. The lunch the other day. The amazing lunch. Struggling. Such tractors. You know on the back wheel to pop out of this rut. Seems like everyone's a bit tired after the rest day. We got some militia. We've got some Thai militia. Old mates packing a hefty, hefty rifle there. Now into our seventh day on the bike. Everyone is in tune and running a fairly decent pace. Uh-oh someone's down. Big fella's down. There's another bike. Was there a person somewhere? Oh, it's Jono. How's he going? Was that a big hit? Yeah. Jono must have hit the rut and crashed and a big fella went on top of him. Thank you all for the movement. Maybe I'm moving into this a bit of a... How's he going, Josh? Yeah, he can move everything. Big hit. That's a bit of a crossroad. Business as usual, Jono? Yeah, mate. Now we're out of Pye. We're pushing through some big jungle trails to get to a town called Changdao. Bradley's been slightly off his game on the hill climbs and is curious to find an answer with his bike. After all these years I've finally got you to dig into the excuse book. Do you think that's what it is? Oh no. You'll know. Press it. Squeeze mine. Head on with the buffalo. You're a part of the mind. It's about five in the morning. Leaving it at that, huh? Less grip and harder. Yeah. It's unheard of for Bradley to go digging into the excuse book. He's sick of me going past him on the uphills. Oh, he's got a few Ks on him now. Starting the journey back to Chiang Mai. Two days to go. Tomorrow is the last day. Village life. This little bridge. Bradley's on the pegs. He loves it. He loves travelling the world. It's his new thing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Seaweed. Seaweed. Let's eat some f***ing seaweed, man. No, just listen to it. Live a little. I can almost roll it up. You can't walk over there. This is the best. My kids love it. For the first time in a long time. The Thailand tour continues. It's been a laugh. A lot of good cats on this tour. It's been fun. It's still fun. Jungle rice fields. Whoa, watch out for the ruts, corn fields. It's not rice fields. It's corn. Switchbacks. Yeah, look at it. it must get to a certain amount of moisture content in the soil and then it just dies because you could be mistaken for that to be sprayed with glyphosate this is epic little shrines everywhere yeah wow i didn't expect thailand to be such an epic off-road experience you know ah we've got a corner man hanging left boys you corner man we're good oh we got a river Looks like we've got a decent river crossing. We're crossing the bridge. The wobbly bridge. Josh is done. There's a couple of broken bits of wood. But otherwise, she's getting a wobble up. But we're away. Bradley's paddling. He's choked. Look, Bradley's ---- scared. He's going to hit neutral next. Bradley's totally shitting himself. What's going on? Bradley, you're shitting yourself. This is going to test everything. Who knows how many more dirt bike crossings this bridge has left in it. Regardless, it would seem to me that going slow would only increase your chance of falling through a brittle plank. I can hear Bradley. It's Bradley. Yep, he wants it. He wants it. Ha ha ha! Yes! This is on! Everyone is used to our antics. Battles within battles are around every corner. And while we're always riding within our limits, it's safe to say we're riding the limit of the bikes. Look at Bradley! Look at Bradley's lines! Oh my god. He just totally sliced the pack! That was epic! Hahahaha! Who would be absolutely loving that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oi! That was the pass of the day! A 45 downhill chop! I'm gonna apply a bit of pressure to A for the simple fact that he's loving it. I think he's started to realize that the caliber of lunatics he's been trying to lead the last five days, six, seven days, and he's stepping it up. Oh, he's lucky. He's lucky, he's made it to a cornerman. What do you need? I gotta do a ----. Do ya? Yeah. Oi, look what I got in the rally. Moist. He he he he he. Go find your wallow, you wildebeest. How'd you go? You got the squirts? You didn't film me, did you? Nah, nah. Nah, but yeah, but nah. Is he the last bloke? That's Peng. Was he the last one? Oh, well Monster just went. He's the last one. And end up in the ditch. Makings of a perfect storm. Bradley and I are at the very back of the field with a succession of corner man and clear track ahead of us. Fun and games until someone throws it away. I think there's a third bike on our case. Nah. It's just the rumble of the jungle. The bad news is, I've dislocated my left shoulder for the first time ever. The good news is, I've dislocated my right shoulder more than 20 times over the years. So I'm well trained in relocating my own shoulder, minimizing the violation of the ligaments. There was no way out of that but down. Back up pop me shoulder. I've never done this one before. I got it back. That was good thinking. Oh, there was no other option. I wasn't going into it. How'd the old number one fare? Hit a tractor. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm good. We put on a bit of a show for Monster. Did you say we go far now? I was looking at him and going, he's going to come to me next. Yeah, at first I thought, don't go over the cliff. No, I won't. So I hooked in. I didn't even see that till the... That was what I didn't want to hear. And that's what I was trying to say. It was just an oil disaster. It's done. Well, lucky I got a tuck in. Yeah, what happened? Did it pop out? It popped out. Yeah, I got it in real quick. Yeah, I know how to do it. it was real quick. Yeah I done that ---- back there otherwise I would have done it here in me pants. Yeah, yeah. Yeah I got ******* busters laughing. He goes you come past. You have your camera going. All of it yeah yeah it's all it's all part of the story. They're boring. Watch out for the detractors. Cannot believe I did that shoulder. So you'll be right? Yeah, it's all good. It's good. And now I'll have my front row seats. I didn't know which one to slow you down for. That one or that one? So where does that go to? See lunch is the new spring cloth. What's the situation? He protects the area. They take a duck and walk him to Thailand. Drugs on foot? Yeah. And they catch them? Yeah. And then kill him. That's, I guess, that's the way it is, yeah? Yeah. Don't carry drugs into Thailand. Yeah. And are they stopping this road because of this? Yeah. So we're going over? They have to ask where we're going, where we're from. Ah. Yeah. Australia. The boys mean business. Did we did he crack a smile for us? I'm not looking. You're looking good. Thank you lads. Yeah awesome. A lot of ---- went down just back there. Oh mate. Come down again. Again? So we were mid-race just the two of us had the whole track Laughing, passing, dicing, all of that, and then come over this crest, and there's Hammer just completely blocking a cliff going, to ourselves flying along. no worries, Hammer, just laid it into a bulldozer blade. I had to just throw it away. Yeah, I threw it, popped my left shoulder, and it just got worse. Don't hit, Hammer. Don't go off the cliff. Oh, now there's a bulldozer blade. So I just thought, I'm off. Just chuck it away. Hang on, this is like gearbox number three, I'm at least six days in. Well, the first bit of damage to the number one bike, throwing it down has hypershifted the gear lever and bent the selector teeth. The selector, is that the replacement? That's it. Looks fine. That's the replacement. All set. Look, they've got, they've got heaps of them. So what's happened is that selector tooth has broken off on the upshift, so it's stuck You can downshift but you can't upshift. Trail side mechanics. Bush mechanic. No, jungle mechanic. Whole different breed. But this just went. Because I've never done it, it's so dry. Suck it back. Watch your helmet, Adam. It's a vibe. Adam, watch your helmet. It's all ready, sir. Action! Ready? Oh! Oh! How long the bite took for you to do this all? Hey, they look really good this morning. Yeah, they'll back up brand new. Look, I've got new grips, new chain. I'm this thing will be a sweet ride after this uh starting the last day the trail side maintenance here See, Waikung. the tooth clears out the way and then it and then you can no longer shift up so that should be on the same plane as that it's folded out the way and it's slipping on the upshift done yeah look at the to Lucky they've got a spare. speak. Yeah, so it's... Yeah. Yeah. Lucky we got the right man for the job. He's a machine. He is a machine. Legend. He's done this once. You've done this once or twice. 30, 40,000 kilometers these pence. And then you have to put a whole... Alpistar protects you. Throw it down the road. Did you need any drugs or anything? I don't know. They've done more damage to my flipper plates than ever, Eddie. What's that? Tomorrow morning. Yeah. Out with the old, in with the new. Look at the precision of the jungle mechanic. Jungle mechanic. I don't know, it's the text pattern. He's just doing his job. He doesn't want to be thanked or make a big fuss. It's done already. Yeah, it's done. Like easy weapon. Yeah, well changed gearbox repair trail side. Silky smooth gearbox. Later boys. Fresh oil, new selectors. We're back in business. Those guys are amazing. Let's roll Iron Horse. The old chicken wing's a bit tender. But look at this joint. First time I've really got an understanding of buddhism. Such an accepting flow of life. They're not upset or agitated by anything. Cooking equipment. Look at that cooker. 44. Best barbecues. Look at this old deer. What a treasure. So peaceful. Oh how's the school? Yeah such a different life. Such a different world. I reckon hammers. Slightly relieved, every Arvo, to get the boys all back in. He is the captain of this tour. I reckon I reckon this hotel's gonna be fairly Hollywood. Everyone is so happy to see us here. Josh left me hanging, but our little factory mechanic. Good times, Hammo. Good times, mate. There's just been chaos daily. I know. I won't break it for you. Managing 18 bloody renegades. Lunatics. Oh, ----. Oi, let's max it out. Capacity 8 persons. Have we maxed it out? Bradley, sorry mate. It says 8 persons. Three people, what a light weight. We weigh 550 kilos. Delivery is 550 kilos, so clearly between the three of them... Oi, you missed all the carnage today. Yes, I ******* know. Don't even ask. Oh no, you want to know. I'm not joking, you want to know. I'm still alive, so that's okay. It's actually day 7, today is day 7, cheers men, tomorrow is day 8, day 6 is rest day. Tomorrow's day, day seven was today. Take the head, Bradley. Oh, it's been, it has been. There's a bit here. Some good Thailand river fish. If you're gonna get croaked, it'll be off that. Straight down the hatch. There's no muddy water at all, mate. Crystal clear stream. Give us some of this curry. What is it? No, that's not even hot. Is it? But what animal is it? Chicken. You can hear it. Could you say it wasn't hot? Street chook. No, that one's all right. High street chook. They're the best choice. There's a track here, straight down. Press on with the team through the jungle. Freedom is close. Nice.