TMZ on TV - 11/10/26

Today on TMZ. Okay, if this happens, the leading contender for James Bond has something in common with Joe Biden. They both can't ride a bike. Jack Loudon, he was riding a bike and just topples over. How wild if you lose playing James Bond because of this? He is still a leading candidate, right? Yeah, on prediction markets, he's second. So who's leading? Robert Pattinson. The competition is this fierce. Something like this could sway the producers. This feels like Robert Pattinson set this up. Right? Right? Bella Hadid seemingly is confirming a new relationship. She posted photos with this guy. at the Colorado Avalanche game. Is he from Colorado? Why are they in Colorado? He is from Colorado. He's from Crested Butte. Crested Butte? Are you ready? Crested Butte. What? Robbie Williams says that Olivia Rodrigo might have ripped him off for her new song and he doesn't care. He said if you keep suing, eventually people will just stop making music at all. Didn't Taylor Swift sue Olivia Rodrigo even though they were buddies? No, no. Olivia Rodrigo used a piano line that was from a Taylor Swift song and so Taylor gets co-writing credit. How does Taylor Swift have so many fallouts with so many friends? Sorry, she stands up for herself. When a man does this, they're a badass. You guys should all listen to if I was the man. Pass. Pass. Hard pass. Hard pass, dude. We got Our bath. Our bath. Okay, Yoan Griffith, a woman came up to him, convinced he had sent her explicit photos. They were all AI. AI is something that we are all living with. Well, the photo's not good. What if it makes you better? What if somebody wants to look more appealing than they do actually? On a dating app. You show up and the person doesn't look like them, you should leave the date. You should leave. Harvey, you have a friend call you and say, oh, my mom died, and you run out. That's exactly what you do. My mom had to die so many times. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And now, TMZ presents No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to be able to ride a bike. Starring Jack Loudon, a.k.a. the man who might be the next Bond, but probably won't be after this. Jack Loudon cannot ride a bike apparently. He is up for James Bond and he was filming Slow Horses in London and he was riding a bike down the street, a very simple scene, and literally just topples over. Accident don't mean he's no longer up for James Bond. He is no longer up for James Bond, right? Well, James Bond doesn't ride bikes. But he's agile. James Bond wouldn't fall off a bike. OK, but many famous people have fallen off bikes, like that guy who ran our country that one time. How wild if you lose playing James Bond because of this? He is still a leading candidate, right? Yeah, on prediction markets, he's second. So who's leading? Robert Pattinson. Robert Pattinson? And he's not the only one up for the role. There are other top contenders. And maybe one of them is responsible for this. This feels like Robert Pattinson set this up, right? So good luck, Jack Loudon. Maybe the next Bond movie will be called Dr. No Coordination or Casino Roy Ouch. Okay, we're going to stop the Bond title thing now. That got old quick. Robbie Williams, the British pop icon, says that Olivia Rodrigo might have ripped him off for her new song, and he doesn't care. So Olivia has released her first Christmas song called Take Me Home for Christmas. It's super catchy. That's catchy. And a lot of fans of Robbie are saying she ripped off your 2012 song Candy. Hey, ho, here she goes, either in or... He says, It sounds to me as though she may have accidentally stumbled across a musical echo of mine, and you know what? I couldn't care less. The wildest thing about this is Olivia did rip off a song for this, but it's not his. Merry Christmas, but I think I'll miss this one this year. So there's a song from the early 80s called Christmas Wrapping by the Waitresses. So she reached out to the guy who wrote the song and said, I wrote this song inspired by you. I want you to hear it. And he said, the vibe is there, but no plagiarism. You can't copyright a vibe. I mean, if I were him, I would say, hey, thank you. And I won half the royalties. When these lawsuits happen, it is rarely actually artists suing each other. It's publishing companies and lawyers and stuff. Didn't Taylor Swift sue Olivia Rodrigo, even though they were buddies? No, Olivia Rodrigo used a piano line that was lifted straight from a Taylor Swift song. And so Taylor gets co-writing credit. They used to be really good friends. British comedian and children's author David Walliams has been revealed as the unknown celebrity who threatened suicide if sexual misconduct allegations against him came to light. He is an actor, very popular TV actor in the UK. He's also on a huge show, or was. Britain's Got Talent. He's a huge star. This guy was so famous, he met the queen. And though Walliams went so far as going to court to stop any publication of these allegations, the judge said getting the story out was more important. The documentary is now out. The expose on ITV. And the women on it are pretty powerful, like when you hear their stories. That's when I pulled away and said no. The sexual misconduct allegations also include grooming and potentially sex with a minor. Some of these girls were like 15 and he literally would talk to them for two years before actually acting. And then when like any of the women threatened him to go public, he had lawyers send them letters and scare the crap out of them. Meanwhile, everyone from his book publisher to the producers of his shows claimed they had no idea about what David was doing. But it's wild how apparently everybody in the UK knew this. It was the 2004 British Comedy Awards where the host said, oh, the show's 15 years old. All 15-year-olds, he's drunk, it's unpredictable, and it's probably going on with David Walliams. David denies all the allegations, though the whole situation feels a bit familiar. The weird thing is it sounds just like Russell Brand. It does. He used the same Russell Brand explanation, kind of, about it being decades ago and that he never sexually assaulted anyone. And though Brand was just sentenced to ten and a half years in prison, the fallout from the allegations against David are yet to be seen. Stay tuned. The only couple from season 11 of Love is Blind that actually made it to the altar, they're not going to make it. They have filed for divorce. This was a bombshell. They started the very first thing in the reunion is... Sarah and John, it's been over a year since your wedding. How are the two of you today? I mean, they know that they've split up. They made it for over a year, and then she filed in June. We had a wonderful year of marriage together, but unfortunately, I made a mistake, and there's a major breach of trust on my part. He decided to go out on a guy's night and get to know a stripper slash former escort. They exchanged numbers. They were sending very inappropriate text messages. So one text. It blew up the whole narrative. Three. Three texts. Three texts, that's it? If you're texting strippers, you cheated. No, you're not. You're not asking for a bundt cake recipe. Okay, let me ask you something. If you go to a strip club and you throw some money on stage at a particular stripper. That's not cheating. If you go into the back room with her, that's cheating. Well, no, it depends on what happens in the back room. What happens in the back room? I have no idea what happens in the back room. You had that lined up. No, they're expensive. That's the reason you haven't been? Yeah. It's expensive. And now, a-i-i-i, those sexy photos aren't me, starring Yohan Griffith. Well, look, we've informed the authorities. That's Yohan Griffith at LAX, a.k.a. Mr. Fantastic, but you also might know him from the news. So we talked to him about this wild experience at a fan convention where a woman came up to him convinced they had been having a year-long extramarital affair because he had reached out to her on Facebook and sent her explicit photos. And here's the duh-duh-duh moment. They were all A.I. Bye. Da, da, da! And oh yeah, his wife Bianca was there. I immediately grabbed Bianca and asked her to come sit with me and we spoke. With this lady, to have it be abused like this in such a horrendous and illegal way, it's a heinous act that's happened. It's not a crime just to impersonate. It is not. No, it's a crime to deceive people. But usually to deceive people for some form of profit. This is such a good example of why we need regulations for AI. I would say the extinction of humanity is a bigger reason. Nope, it's dating. What if... Somebody decides they want to look more appealing than they do. Actually, on a dating app. That's what everyone does. So, when you discover your date doesn't look like their profile, what do you do? You have every right to say, not into you. You have a friend call you and say, oh, my mom died, and you run out. Yes, that's exactly what you do. My mom had to die so many times. You're hurting me! We're so sorry for all your losses. Good luck on sorting all this out, Yoann! And we just hope that we get a resolution to this quickly. Bella Hadid seemingly is confirming a new relationship. Wait, wait, wait. Bella was with the cowboy? Yeah. So this is a new man. She posted some photos, also debuting blonde hair, but she's at the Colorado Avalanche game. Did you say avalanche? It's the avalanche. Whatever. Whatever. The Colorado Avalanche. So it's funny, there were actually rumors that they were dating all the way back in June. Who is he? Is he a cowboy? Yes, his name is Nathan Lacey. That's like the new thing. That's her second cowboy. Cowboys are on the up and up. Cowboys are on the up and up. They are. Yeah, what? Was it Yellowstone that did it? No, the McBeast show on Bravo. She's into cowboys. Is he from Colorado? Why are they in Colorado? To see the avalanche. The avalanche. Oh, he is from Colorado. He's from Crested Booty. Crested Butte? Crested booty! What a town! Wow! You want to go to a doctor if you have that. You could go to a crested booty bar and watch the avalanches. Sorry! Crested booty! Okay. Coming up. Nick Cannon said that he once tried to put all of his baby mamas in one group chat, and it did not go well. Off the rails. Too wild for TV. There are six ladies. Yes. It's not a group chat at that point. It's a message board. It's just like a lot of people. TMZ, online and on your phone 24/7. Coming up. Fetty Wap got married. They had only been engaged for four months. Very quick engagement. Yeah, but here's the problem with a wedding. It ends in marriage. Oh, my God. Be right back. And now you are not, not the father. Starring Nick Cannon, Maury Povich, and somehow Connie Chung. There are six ladies. Yes. Do they get along? Nick Cannon, he is on a podcast called On Par with Maury Povich. What a perfect guest for Maury Povich. And Maury Povich actually has an envelope and is opening it in front of Nick Cannon. And it says, you're almost always the father. Actually, Maury asked about his baby mamas. He's like, hey, have you ever tried to put all of your, like, have you ever thought about putting all your baby mamas in one group chat? Tried it. Off the rails. Too wild for TV. Does the word civil apply? Yes. But now, putting them all on a group chat together? Not the best idea. It did not last long. It's not a group chat at that point. It's a message board. Does that include Mariah? For sure she loved that. I am secretly in love with somebody. I love Maury Povich's wife, Connie Chung. Connie Chung was the first female anchor of national television news. She was the first solo female. Nope, the first solo was Katie Couric. No, she never, nope, nope. She did it not solo. She did it with Dan Rather from 1993 to 1995. That's wrong. Whatever you're looking at is wrong. That was Katie Couric I have the magic box. This remembers. You don't remember. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong infinity. Thank God we're out of time. Well, we didn't finish talking about Nick Cannon. You totally hijacked it with wrong information. Yes. Thanks, Nick! Fetty Wap got married. Yeah, he walked down the aisle with this woman named Alexis. They had 100 people, and it was at a castle in Pompton Plains, New Jersey. They had only been engaged for four months, so it was a very quick engagement. Four months is too soon. Harvey, they dated for four years. They have known each other since they were kids. Yeah, but you want to be engaged for a while. No, you don't. But don't you want, like, bridal showers and, like... Honestly, the engagement is only long if you don't have money for the wedding. For sure, exactly. Yeah, but here's the problem with a wedding. It ends in marriage. Courage. You're so against it. Listen. Harvey, don't make me say it. Oh God, why? Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Women want to be brides. They don't want to be wives. Reason, why did you say it like that? Why is he rubbing his fingers together? Is his leg crossed over? Like, where's all your Harvey? CNN's called your race. CNN's called your race. CNN's called your race. CNN's called your race. CNN's called your race. CNN's called your race. CNN's called your race. CNN's called your race. Yeah. CNN's called your race. But you still feel like... CNN's called your race. You think I listen to CNN. CNN's called your race. CNN's called your race. That's probably soon to be ex-Congresswoman Lauren Boebert CNN's called your race. CNN's called your race. CNN's called your race. not giving up hope that she'll be pitching in the next CNN's called your race. Congressional baseball game. Though it's not looking too hot, frankly. Jacob kind of asks her, you know, how would you feel if you did lose? It's almost liberating in a sense, right? I mean, I want to offer condolences to some of my friends that did win. She's fun. She is fun. Jacob's like, well, if you lose your seat... What would you do? I'm going to arm wrestle Haley Stevens for your job. Oh my god. Boy, I would love to see that arm wrestling match. I would love to see that arm wrestling match. You send Jacob to DC and he has women fighting over him. It's crazy. No, Jacob said he's hot for the first time in his life. Oh, OK. Let's slow it down. I don't think he's hot. But you would if you lived in DC, where beauty standards are lower, apparently. Though Jacob himself is far too modest to comment. Real quick, you're in the morning meeting. Do you consider yourself a DC-8? Wait. Nine. We stand corrected and also impressed at his gift for self-delusion. But what's Lauren's real next move? He should do theater reviews, I was going to say. That would be outstanding. It would be the best. It would be the best. Remember, because of the thing what she did at Beetlejuice? Fun times. Lauren Boebert! Project optimism even though your race is all but done and it's basically a fait accompli, ass outta here! The fat lady ain't sang- sung yet. Jen Affleck, recently divorced. She's got a strip club offer. Yeah. So the Hustlers in Vegas, they're offering her, if you come and host, they'll give her 50 grand, but she has to get on stage and get grinded on by one of the male performers. But just grind it on, she doesn't have to get naked, right? Doesn't have to get naked. 50,000? Easiest 50 grand. She just has to get up on stage and have one of the guys do whatever they do. So what would a really strong feminist say about this? Yes. Get paid. Do it. Do it. Here's what a feminist would say. This is like treating women like a circus clown. She's not grinding on someone. She's sitting there. You are asking them to humiliate themselves in front of an audience for money. Wait, why would it be humiliating? This is not what America is about. We're talking about women. Being treated with dignity. I don't like you playing feminist. You playing feminist is so inauthentic. He can't even do it right. Can you give all the women raises? Well, you are being a feminist right now. We're done. It's fun. Coming up! A robot in Antarctica ran a marathon. I love they put a jacket on him. It looks like he has shoes. Do his nipples get chafed too? Like, I mean, I don't know. Why would you build a robot with nipples? I don't know! Where can you see huge stars in Hollywood? No, not the planetarium. That's for nerds. We mean the TMZ Celebrity Tour, where we've seen huge stars like Kevin Hart, Rihanna, Ben Affleck, The Rock, Mark Wahlberg, Lizzo, Lady Gaga, Ryan Seacrest, and Jamie Foxx. Now departing from Hollywood and Beverly Hills. So head to TMZTour.com and book your tickets for the TMZ Celebrity Tour. A robot in Antarctica ran a marathon with 25 other runners. Its name is Kester and it's running and then crap hits the fan because his battery starts dying and it starts going sideways. Oh no, poor Kester. But look, you see him start and he's fine and then he's like, no. Oh, that's funny. And then they show him on the floor like completely... Battery drained afterwards. But did any human last as long? It was a hundred miles they were running. In the tunnel? A hundred miles? That's impossible. No, no, no, they do it all the time. A hundred miles? Well, this robot lasted two miles. I love they put a jacket on him. Yeah. It's so funny. It looks like he has shoes. Do his nipples get chafed too? I mean, I don't know. Why would you build a robot with nipples? I don't know. Certain robots, you want to have nipples, dude. I got a couple at home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Coming up, UFC champion Sean Strickland for some reason had his Amazon delivery driver get on his dirt bike and try and hit a ramp, and it goes exactly how you would expect. Oh, no. Oh! The Amazon guy's about to hit this dude. UFC champion Sean Strickland for some reason had his Amazon delivery driver get on his dirt bike and try and hit a ramp in the middle of the street, and it goes exactly how you would expect. Through the air, it's great. Is he okay? Judging by him popping up, yeah. So Sean Strickland says that the guy swore to him that he rode dirt bikes and did jumps. But I'm not sure. He did do a jump, man. He just didn't land it. Have you ever been on a dirt bike? Yeah, he went on an electric bike and... Shattered his pelvis. It's not a dirt bike. But don't you think an electric bike is like a little bit easier than a dirt bike and you still fell? No, I fell because it... Because why? I got cut off and the sand turned the bike down and somebody clipped me. You clipped someone. I see it the other way. There we go. Let's go!