FRIDAY ONE RACCOON

Well, we had four, and I went out to put the food out, and they all took off. One guy came back. No bears for the last two or three days. I had four raccoons. Each grabbed a hot dog and tore it off of the woods. Those hot dogs are getting down. Angie's still sick. She's in bed since Monday. She was in the hospital Monday and got out toasty, and she's been in bed ever since. There was Miss Charlotte. And Mr. Connor, he's been a good boy, aren't you? You've been a good boy today, yes. This fella's fur's right dark. You know what he's doing? He's picking every cookie apart and eating all the cream. That's what he's doing. The other ones didn't come back. There's still dry food there. By morning it's all empty. I put two feeders out for the birds and they're empty by five o'clock. It gets dark early. Charlotte. Charlotte? Charlotte, you gonna talk? Charlotte, you gonna talk? Where the other fellas went? They opened the door and put some hot dogs out, and they grabbed one each and ran like heck for the woods. And he came back. I told him I had cookies. Ha, ha, ha, ha. He said, well, I'm gonna eat all the cream off all the cookies before they come back. Aren't ya? Huh? You're gonna eat all that cream. It's not cold out. It hasn't been cold. I think tomorrow I'm gonna cut that door tomorrow and paint it. Put it on my tin barn there. The bear tore the other. I tore one side all to hell, so I'm gonna replace it. Now where's he going? Oh, he's just making a pig. One, two, three, four, five hot dogs out of twelve, so... I'll keep an eye on them. That's what he's doing, look. He knows that I'm gonna pull him apart. He's some slick at it, look. Didn't even get all the cream off one cookie. He has a sweet tooth. He got a sweet tooth. What are you doing with that now? I'm going to take that over there. They're nice and fat for the winter. Yeah. They get really fat on the back end. Yeah. Hi. He's unbusy. Don't be bothering me. He's unbusy. Well, at least they're not dirty. Oh, that's a takeout. He's taking that out. Yeah. He's heading for the woods. Well, now. Well, that's it for now. I'm going to go and put this on the internet. Connor Cat. You daddy's boy. Are you daddy's boy? He sleeps with me every night. Takes half the bed, though. And she sleeps out on the couch. And I got to see Sylvie last night. I got to pet her. Yeah, first time in months. See you later, Connor. Say goodbye to everybody. Say goodbye to all your friends. What did he eat tonight? Oh, yeah, he had some more of my pizza. He ate all the meat off it, the doner meat. I had a doner pizza. He ate that and some of the cheese. And he likes Twinkies, don't you? Yeah, you like Twinkies. Anyway, folks, sorry that's all we got. But, like, things are winding down here. So, we'll talk to you tomorrow night, too.