A view from the "Top of Texas"
Oct 26, 2026
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So I'm at the University of Texas here in Austin, not Arlington.
A joke's never going to get old.
A couple hours before Ole Miss plays
the University of Texas here in Austin
at Daryl K. Royal Memorial Stadium.
I'm going to finish a quest that I've had for a while,
which is to find the worst seat
in this massive Grand Canyon-esque stadium.
And if you look up here, it's right up there.
So join me.
It says I've already gone up about 175,000 rows,
and I appear to only have about another 5,800 or so.
Confident I'm going to get my steps in.
I stretched this morning.
I feel really good.
I feel really loose.
I'm coming up on about a halfway point.
There appear to be oxygen masks over there.
There's a couple of dead guys.
It's a tough break, a little bit like Everest.
I see some Sherpas.
They're hawking some wares and their ability, but I'm almost there.
row fifty four thousand four fifty four hundred
thousand got some peel paint i like that but i
made it i didn't die yet and we're gonna see here
row pardon me i don't know whatever row this is
54 seat four and i'm standing up oh it's actually kind
of cool it's a cool view of the city of
downtown austin which has only grown a little bit here
in the last 20 years and my god this
actually does scare me oh that's it those ants down there
are people and uh apparently from here
you can watch a football game
but from what i understand there's kind of an echo effect
and the game at this height altitude is more of a rumor than fact
but here it is the worst seat
that you could buy a ticket for here
at DKR we'll say this though that's a hell of a view

