The cast of Last One Laughing take on LAUGH OR SCREAM

Sometimes you need a bit of anal, you thoroughly spoiled ass I'll put my massive cock in your huge arse Hello, I'm Lou Sanders and today we're playing laugh or scream with the hook. You call your teacher ma'am instead of miss That's a scream right? That's like a nightmare When was the last time you had a teacher? That's what I'm more interested in and how often do you call your teacher your mum What my mum's been dead several years. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. Well, wait, I'm glad you brought it up That is a laugh, dead mum's is a laugh. Dead mum's is a laugh, you have to get through it. It's what she would have wanted. Depending on how long they've been deceased. Well, I think it would be a scream because what am I doing back at school? I'm 43 years old. Yes. The fact that I'm there at all suggests I'm having some sort of psychotic episode. Yeah, that would be a scream, I think, a scream moment. I'd scream. I would scream, but I think I've done that as a kid. Yeah, I had done that. I vaguely remember, dimly remember doing that at school or being in fear of doing it. At primary school that was, ah, you called her mum. Cruel, aren't they, John? Oh, very cruel. Very cruel. I did it recently to a friend. No. Yeah, she's just, she's a little bit older than me. Not enough to be my mum, but I just went, all right, mum. Right. But I think I covered it. Your phone autocorrects an important text to something awful. For example, I messaged a PR person that I was on anal leave instead of annual leave. Yes. I didn't do that. Sometimes you need a bit of anal leave, though. Yep, that's true. Give the thing a little break. Absolutely. Don't we go all the time? All the time. It never stops working. That's a laugh. That's a laugh. That's not anything. That's a laugh. That's fine. Because everyone's got phones, everyone does it. Sometimes you do it the other way around. You text the annual and you're like, oh, sorry, that was a mistake. I want to put my massive clock in your huge aunt. That's probably a laugh. Jane, my wife, did actually the real life thing. We went to a friend's house and they'd recently done up their house and spent a rather lot of money on it. And we got the guided tour and she showed us and ended up in the kitchen with this marvellous new kitchen. She had all the bells and whistles, everything she wanted. We had dinner and the next day, Jane texted. saying thank you so much for showing us around you thoroughly spoiled us didn't hear back and she thought it's funny that we haven't heard back so she looked and the text she had sent said you thoroughly spoiled arse but however I would say scream I say laugh you know OOO is out of office I didn't know that and I was going ooo I thought you were sarcastic I had a friend whose grandma had died and they and she accidentally sent them an emoji of a chicken wing What was that supposed to mean was that I think I don't know if she explained it I think she left it. That's funny. You can't retract it immediately. Can you but what does it mean in the wake of? In the wake of grief i'd have to It's a victimless crime really that one. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god, you accidentally send a screenshot to the person you were talking about Have you done that? Oh, yeah. Oh, that would be awkward We don't have a paddle for cringe. No. That's a scream for me, because I have done that. I've sent a message to the person that the message was about. And what did it say? That's a scream, right? Yeah, that's a scream. I'm always quite cautious, though, to not slag people off in the written form. Oh, I am now. I am now as well. I had a friend who occasionally says the odd annoying thing. Oh. And I took a screenshot of it and sent it to my other friend to go, look what he said this time, and I just sent it straight back. What did you say? He goes, that wasn't meant for me, was it? Oh! Yeah, pretty brutal. This guy I was seeing sent me a message about... That doesn't even narrow it down. He was recommending a cleaner and then he said, oh yeah, she's... and just described a load of mad stuff that he sent into the cleaner. There's no recovering from that. You accidentally like a photo of someone from 2018. That's horrible. Oh. Oh. Scream. Yes, okay. That's Screamville. that screen don't you think i mean are you on instagram uh yes but i'm on send not receive what does that mean it means i post stuff on instagram and across all social media but i don't sit on there scrolling if you were stalking someone if you like fancy someone you're stalking them if you were stalking someone yes this would be this would be played in court i had nothing to do with this i'm tangentially involved when you're stalking someone and you go back through the files you know, a few pages down, you happen to find yourself in 2018 because you've got nothing else to do. Then if you like a photo from there, that's mad. Is it true that Baby Reindeer was based on you? Yes. I would check my activity, like history, on Instagram to make sure I haven't done that. Right. So are you speaking from experience of having done that? No. No. He's a comedian that I've never met, but I liked a photo from like five years ago. We did a showcase together and then I just felt it was like a massive elephant in the room that he would know that I liked it, even though I wasn't following him. Do you know what happened? I was on the bus and I was scrolling and then the bus like went over a speed bump and I thumped it. They're going to take that feature off. No one's going to believe that. No, exactly. you wave back at someone who isn't waving at you who wasn't waving at you oh i think we've all done that now i think that's worse being off of because i'll be in a train station and somebody waving and i'll go all right yeah and then it turns out they're waving at their long lost like yeah yeah i do a lot of oh right all right all right everyone yeah you've recognized me and then literally they're waving at their kid or something yeah i thought these ladies were waving at me but They were cleaning windows of the house and I was like, they are so friendly. And very far away. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's funny as an idea. Or you get into that mode of going, can you can you sign this? And they go, all right, who should I make it out to? And they go, no, it's just the bill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, I just go. You're out with a mate and they start trying to use your fame to get free stuff and better treatments. I'd have a laugh and go, ha ha ha, you think I'm that famous? Exactly. Good luck. For me, if my friend's trying to use my fame, good luck. I think I'd be surprised I was out, so I'd probably scream. What are we doing? Why have I left the house? I like to think I don't have any mates that would do that, and if they did, they would realise how unuseful my anything is. That's not a good thing to do, yeah. Oh, I'm sure it would be useful, but... No, no, you should see me. I don't get special treatment. I would say that is definitely a scream. Yeah, that's a scream. If someone went out and said, don't you know who he is? That would be terrible. Often people will come up and go, what's your name? If I have to tell you that I'm not famous, that's fine. And also, what's it for? Like a rum and coke? You can buy that. You can buy rum and coke. You can get carried away with that as well, can't you? I don't think. No, not now. Not after the rum and coke incident. I would laugh as well, I think. It's a bit of both. It's how dare you, but it's funny. but a true friend would not do that yeah, well I don't have any Stegoscampi Jews if you're not operating from instinct if you're not operating from learning anything from our ancestors and our history and being governed by nature and the moon then I think that's madness this is classic hook material this is like tailor made for the hook this is great for their audience because they're always, they go yeah but no one's mentioned the moon and nature what's going on that's why i go to the hook for well you'd be surprised people are changing the tides they are changing