The 14 Point Memorandum Live With World News Report Today June 17th 2026!

It's the shittiest deal I've ever been in. It's the shittiest deal ever, man. It's just run and hide I've voted for him all three times. Without the 14-point plan that was signed tonight. Signed tonight. Without you guys being able to see it, that's just not how I am. I'm going to have to turn some reverb off here. Y'all let me know. But, look, this is a 14-point peace agreement that has been signed. It's not really a peace agreement. It's a memorandum of understanding. I mean, wow. Of all 14 points, I'd like to read y'all all 14 points and see what we want here. No, Trump doesn't want this to happen. He's already called YouTube. He's already called all his little bitches. And they're all going to try to make sure that we can't read the 14 points that Trump just executed. These are the 14 points that were just executed about an hour ago per CNN. Right? if someone could come into the chat and give me a 5x5 since I put my dick on the line for you losers every day they'd be grateful greatly appreciated alright we'll start with number one I'm pretty sure they're going to buff us and take us down because it's the worst agreement that's ever been signed in the history of the United States of America We got nothing. There's nothing here that we got. Not one thing that I can find. Are you kidding me? We got three people watching. I'm the only one that has the 14 points. These are the latest ones that came out 10 minutes ago. I'll try to get through it. This is according to CNN and really the Wall Street Journal as well. United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran and their allies in the current war are signing this memorandum of, I mean, the whole thing is silly, to declare the immediate and permanent termination of military operations on all fronts, memorandum of understanding, including in Lebanon you know what Iran got that in there if if BB bombs Lebanon the whole deal is off is Bibi gonna bomb Lebanon well there's a hundred and eighty percent chance that he's going to so this is just a waste of time and Trump is either dumb or he's on the take now. Or he's got a brill in his eye, right? And undertake from now on not to initiate any war or any military operations against each other, and to refrain from the threat or use of force against each other, and ensure the territorial integrity and sovereignty of Lebanon. Notice how Lebanon is mentioned twice in the very first agreement they weren't even there it's like I see dumb people it's wild they're all so lazy so they've mentioned hey they mentioned Lebanon and Israel not struck in Lebanon twice in the first paragraph of the 14 Trump sign this it's a done deal he said it'd be friday he signed it tonight these are the conditions and then nothing favorable for us nothing in here is favorable for us whatsoever the people that go away their heads are in the sand their heads are in the sand uh did y'all hear the first the first paragraph it says if israel strikes lebanon here then the sovereignty of lebanon here then the whole peace agreement including lebanon here this whole peace agreement is gone and that's chapter one or bullet point one out of 14 and actually if you want to know the truth Israel has already struck Lebanon today. So that's going to work out well, right? The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran undertake to respect each other's sovereignty and territorial integrity to refrain from interfering in each other's internal affairs. But we want, well, nuclear inspectors in their country and they say, go screw yourself. We're supposed to now take their word for that they lost the 70 grams of enriched uranium after our bombings. That's actually the real story right now. They can't get to it. Now, the U.S. said they could probably get to it, but they're going to be digging for nothing. If you don't think the Iranians tunneled under and got that ----, what was that, six months ago when we bombed them? They had it within 30 days, okay? Within 30 days. All right, let's keep going. This is what Trump signed tonight. I need y'all to know that. This is bullshit, okay? This is bullshit. The final deal will confirm the permanent termination of the war on all fronts, including in Lebanon and other provisions of this paragraph. Now, Bibi never agreed to anything, okay? All he's got to do is put one missile over there, it's done. This is the biggest ---- show I've ever been associated with in my life. Number two, out of 14 points, Trump's signature is on the bottom. He signed them tonight. The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran undertake to respect each other's sovereignty and territorial integrity and to refrain from interfering in each other's internal affairs. well not quite not quite we want to be assured that they're not enriching uranium that means we need nuclear well people on the ground and well I will say the oil ships from Iran are already going what Trump didn't tell y'all was we were down to three or four weeks of reserves total reserves in the country he never filled them back up even when oil was at 60 he didn't fill them back up neither did china though neither did russia neither did anyone they all fucked around and fucked up and now we're bowing over to iran the i guess number three largest oil producer in the world that'd be behind venezuela number one behind saudi arabia number two and Iran, all right hey, I'm the only one that has this deal, it's the signed deal it gets ugly, someone employs buys a cup of coffee how much work I do to get this ---- to y'all, all right Immediately upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, the United States of America will begin the removal of its naval blockade. As soon as we sign it, we're out of there, right? And any disturbances or impediments against the Islamic Republic of Iran will be fully ended in the naval blockade within 30 days. So we got to run, run, run, elbows and ass, and they're taking over the straits. Now, I want to show y'all something. I want to show y'all something. We'll just use history of finance. We'll just use history of finance. Y'all need to figure out what's going on in the world here. you people more jet crashes he's a doof a total doof you want to see what the prime minister of Iran says about what's going on you want to see what he says it's going to be a little bit different maybe a lot a bit different from YouTube alright, I probably could have grabbed a better one it's been a busy day so I don't know How far back this is. Hydraulic arch. Oh, it's not far enough. Only beggars not far enough. I already know that. But it did have to be the... Wheels fall off the Boeing. Hopefully y'all saw that. The whole thing sucks. All right, let's see if we're in agreement. Well, we'll see if it comes up. All it was was their lap. Here it is. Here it is. we got it let's listen to what they have to say let's listen now i'm gonna read the 14 points but let's listen this agreement constitutes a major victory for the Iranian nation throughout this crisis despite enduring pressure threats and numerous hardships our people maintained their resilience and steadfastness and never surrendered to the imposed demands of their adversaries in the early days of this war some parties spoke of regime change and the complete destruction of Iran's nuclear capabilities. Today, however, not only have they failed to achieve any of those objectives, but they have also been compelled to recognize the nuclear rights of the Islamic Republic of Iran. So Fatali has now offered insight into the history of Iran. Iran has always emphasized its right to protect nuclear energy. Iran has always emphasized the legitimate and inalienable rights of the Iranian people to benefit from nuclear energy for peaceful purposes. We will not retreat from this legal and undeniable right and any understanding or agreement must fully recognize and guarantee these rights We emphasize that any military attack by the Israeli regime against Lebanon which already happened twice today and the consequences of such actions would rest with the regime. He has also said that the Strait of Hormuz and the Persian Gulf are now open. So if Israel bombs Lebanon the deal is off too, right? Can we send him some more money? Where's Obama when you need him? so tired of this ----. Look. Watch this. Previously stated that we do not intend to impose transit fees on countries for passage through the Strait of Hormuz. Not transit fees. However, charges will be collected for services provided to passing vessels, such as navigation services, environmental protection, insurance, and navigation fees now. What the fu ck is that? What the **** is he doing? Hey They've been renamed Environmental, Navigational, and Transit. Well, not Transit. No Transit fees, because Trump said so. Trump was a... All right, number four. All right, number three. The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran commit to negotiating. It's all we're committed to is negotiating. They're going to bring him into midterms and *******... It'll be done. If he doesn't bring down prices and cut everyone a check like yesterday, which his tariffs are back and reinstated. Where's my ******* check, bitch? Orange bitch? We couldn't afford to watch the fight, man. We couldn't afford to watch the fight. Nobody likes you. No one with any wherewithal. No one with any brains. Islamic Republic of Iran committed to negotiate achieving a final deal listen, maximum of 60 days, but extendable with mutual consent. It gets funnier. It gets funnier. Y'all tell me what the U.S. gets, okay? Because we got something, but you better have your Vaseline ready. Immediately upon the sign of this mutual understanding the United States of America will begin the removal of its naval blockade so we've signed this they've done nothing we're gonna remove our naval blockade which y'all don't know this but the first 20 ships from Iran with oil loaded have already left the straits in the last two hours. All right? And we will fully end the naval blockade within 30 days. Well, it's fully ended already, okay? We just let out 20-some-odd ships, okay? During this period, the traffic of the vessels will be in proportion to the numbers pre-war traffic being restored by the Islamic Republic of Iran. The United States of America further undertakes to remove its forces from the proximity of the Islamic Republic of Iran within 30 days. Well, first off, 30 days after this MOU is signed. So it's a little confusing, if anyone can read. And then 30 days completely after the deal is signed. There will be no deal. There'll be no deal. Upon the signing of this mutual, it just makes me mad, understanding, Islamic Republic of Iran will make arrangements using its best efforts for the safe passage of commercial vessels with no, this means no tariff charges because they have now environmental charges, navigational charges, and another charge I've forgotten. For 60 days only, only from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of Oman and vice versa, the traffic of commercial vessels will immediately start, which the U.S. is such a loser. They let all the oil flow. And I know they have pressure coming from China, Russia, India, from everywhere. Uh, because, I mean, we should have never been over there so unprepared. It is a ----. It's about the shittiest show I've ever seen. Okay. All right. The Islamic Republic of Iran will conduct dialogue with the Sultan of Omar to define the future administration and maritime services in the Straits of Hormuz. What? in discussion with other Persian states in line with the applicable international laws and the sovereign rights of the coastal states of the Straits of Hormuz. That's not in our favor either, is it? Number six. These people suck. And by these people I mean Trump is a sellout bitch. He went over there unprepared, unprepared, used all of our oil and gas, all of our weapons up, and now he's going to try to make a deal with the devil to get out of it? That's not how this works, orange man. The United States of America undertakes with regional partners to develop a definitive mutual agreement plan with at least U.S. $300 billion. It says U.S. dollars, $300 billion, and Trump keeps saying, oh no, it's not going to come from us. They said, well, we could actually be holding that in escrow for them, and that's where we're going to get it, for the reconstruction and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran. So we're going to build new roads and new trains and ---- and stuff for them? The mechanism for the implementation of this plan will be finalized as part of the final deal within 60 days. All required licenses, waivers, and permissions needed for the relevant financial transactions will be granted by the United States of America. All right, have you all bent over? Do you have your Vaseline ready? Vaseline ready! The United States of America undertakes to terminate all types of sanctions, terminate all sanctions against the Islamic Republic of Iran, including, who wrote this deal? This is wild. including the United Nations Security Council resolutions, the IAEA Board of Governors resolutions, all unilateral U.S. sanctions, primary and secondary, and an agreed-upon schedule as part of this final deal. The Islamic Republic agrees to nothing. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America acknowledge the critical importance of the sanctions and their termination issue above mentioned, and express their intentions to immediately address these issues in negotiations in order to achieve mutual agreement on them. So, we're going to bend over, take it up the ass, and then blow them with a dirty, well, I don't know, kiss girls like that, right? Whoa. Number eight. The Islamic Republic of Iran reaffirms that it shall not procure or develop nuclear weapons. I mean, this is all we got here. And we have to take their word for it. We all know they'll never, ever let inspection teams on. And they probably have several enrichment sites that are already there or very close. And they've told us that the 60, 70 grams of enriched plutonium were actually unrecoverable from our bombing. And I believe that, right, imagine having a million slaves and them not being able to get down to your, oh, your old headquarters, that's all it really is, right, I mean that's all it really is, alright, let's see if we can pick this back up. Number eight, the Islamic Republic of Iran reaffirms that it shall not procure or develop nuclear weapons. Hey, Donna, thank you. The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran have agreed to resolve the The disposition of the stockpile and rich materials pursuant to a mechanism that will be mutually agreed upon in accordance with the schedule mentioned in paragraph 7 with the minimum methodology to be done blended on site under the supervision of the IAEA. That's the International Nuclear Association. The two parties also agreed to discuss the issue of enrichment and other mutually agreed matters related to the Islamic Republic of Iran's nuclear needs based on a satisfactory framework being agreed upon in the final deal. is trump really this stupid the final deal will confirm the provisions of this paragraph now 60 90 days off it's gonna be a repeat it's gonna repeat like a ******* broken record until trump is facing serious impeachment charges and don't you think they know it I mean, I just don't know what to say. Please, if I could shake the machine, it would wake y'all up. I'd ruin the computer to wake y'all up, period. All right, number nine. Pending the final deal, deal, deal, deal, United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran to maintain the status quo? Huh? The Islamic Republic of Iran will maintain the current status quo of its nuclear program so they get to continue to enrich uranium or what? And the United States of America will not impose any new sanctions. Remember, we lifted all sanctions. We'll not deploy additional forces in the region. Does anyone feel like a total dumbass? Does anyone feel like a dumbass but me? I actually think I feel like a dumbass. I'm just wondering if Trump's not all there, or if he can't read, or, I mean, I guess I'm wondering what's going on. Very, very scary stuff here, guys. The United States of America undertakes that immediately upon the signing of this mutual understanding, and until the termination of sanctions, the U.S. Department of the Treasury will issue waivers for the export of all Iranian crude oil, petroleum products, and derivatives, and all associated services, including banking transactions, insurance, transportation, etc. I mean, we're getting on good here, man. That's where we got them right there, right? Not. This is so fucked up. It is scary. United States of America undertakes to make fully available the use of the frozen or restricted funds and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran upon the implementation of this mutual understanding. The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran will mutually agree on the procedures related to the release of these funds during negotiations. So they figured out nothing. Nothing. Not one small little thing. Well, you know, let me know if you're having problems with the faith. Scary. The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran agree that an executive mechanism will be established to monitor the successful implementation of this mutual understanding and the future compliance of the final deal. The final deal. A joke. Trump should be under the jail after this little bullshit poll. All right. Number 13. There's only 14. After signing this mutual agreement, understanding of agreement, the subject to the beginning of the implementations of paragraphs 1, 4, 5, 10, and 11 of this MOU and the continued implementation of these measures, the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran will start negotiations regarding the final deal, the real deal, exclusively on the other paragraph. I won't rehearse. Last hunk of ----. I really, really hope this works out. I don't see it happening, guys. I've been trying to visualize this in my mind for many hours now, and I don't see any way it could possibly work out. I just don't. The final deal will be endorsed by a binding UNSC resolution. listen hey this is nothing but well there's no agreement to anything except for they get to move their oil we have to leave we spent billions of dollars in aircraft and ammunitions we won nothing in return and you know what oh god of course i do what's wrong with this deal Oh, gosh. I can't even begin to start, if you don't know. Are you a Muslim? Are you a Muslim? See, Muslims, I've drilled 50 wells with Middle Eastern Muslims, and they don't care what's written on the piece of paper. That's not the rules or games they go by. The rules and games they go by are the ones that are a means to an end. They shoot you in the back of the head to help them towards a means to an end. I know a lot of y'all don't understand and have not traveled. You just can't get it. unless you travel you'll never understand what goes on in all these towns in the cities all day long long right it's in piano it sucks don't you know don't mess about hey uh i hope he is his his own schedule, you know, trying to never get in his way, and likewise, so, got more views last night than I've ever gotten in 24 hours, about twice as many, so we're pretty stoked about that, what you guys see there on YouTube is, what's the actual count, software She's my good, good times. Look, guys, we've got a lot of weather breaking out right now. A lot of people are in some serious turmoil. They're like, I didn't see a single point of the 14th. It seemed like it was for the U.S., but maybe. Y'all read it a different way than I do, which is fine, which is fine, if y'all can read. Oh, more importantly, hey, let's bring this all the way back home, and we'll do a little weather. Let's look at tornadoes. Thank you, Donna. You're right.