Joe and Doug, two fools in the woods.

We're far. Huh? We're far. Oh, good job, Doug. That's Doug's backpack. It says that he's a tramp. Womp womp. That's Hultifer's three and a half pounder. Doug's breaking the wood with it. That's a Scandinavian forest axe, a little boy's axe. Oh, that's about it. Look at my knife that Doug gave me. Look I'm Morris Kahansky. Just because I'm not, I don't need a belt to hang my knife on. Oh, all the cool guys here this way. You don't have to wear a belt because we're skinny up here That's I'm pretty hungry are you Can do bow drill and use this for Roger what's this tree Joe? That's a blue beech. Nope musclewood. Nope. Yep. That's ironwood. No, you're wrong nope okay folks kids at home what's this huh nope yes it's a stinking hickory no it's not are you serious you're wrong nope this is ironwood to me layman's this is hickory well we'll let the folks at home decide I can't believe it where did you say anymore that's a big letter R you carve that in there when you're a a teenager. He started Ranger Joe but he gave up. That looks pretty fresh. The tree is telling me it's only one week old. So what do you want to do with your sheath before you start chopping? You can just leave it on there if you want. I always take the sheath off before I start, and I put it in my pocket, or lose it. Best of both worlds right? Carry my wood. You don't put the big sticks in there. what that's not good I don't that's part of the uh tinder really with the sticks in there get that crap in there like so like so like so like so yeah set my toe on fire I get cranky when I'm hungry but you're a little baby coal that's mature of course you don't know what that's no I don't know it's scary you need to burn the crap out of yourself Just stand behind it and hold it. That's what I'm going to have to do. What a dumb idea. Well, I'll just execute it poorly at least. Hey, you're up, Klyzon. What's up? Go ahead. Bush tramp, why? Why? Because the other one was dumb? So we have here the improved upon, what would you call it? The improved... No, crap. I can't even think anymore. Okay, we gotta get set. Hey, Joe, what do you got? Bacon? we got uh one kilogram of bacon it's thick cut and what's that in miles there's real bacon that looks good where'd you get that okay you're on jojo we're leaving now it's all over you didn't even see the did we show the bacon we didn't show any bacon or nothing we ate bacon it looked like bacon yep if you want to see just check all of my other youtube videos yeah and potatoes Irish potatoes And this is never going to make YouTube is it Joe? Alright then I'm going to shut that off so it can go away Forget it