The Hilarious Challenges Of Filming On A Luxury Yacht With Keira Knightley
Oct 18, 2026
How much of the film was actually shot on the yacht,
and what kind of challenges were involved there?
We were three weeks, three and a half weeks, we were on the yacht.
Yeah.
And what was it, two months?
Yeah, so there were another, I think there were another eight weeks,
or seven or eight weeks elsewhere.
Yeah.
So, yeah, about a third of it was shot on the yacht.
It's deeply challenging to represent the kind of luxury
and ease with which people usually hang out on a yacht
when there's just 12 of you and having a 70-person crew
that genuinely, like when I shot the dig, we turned a field
in Surrey into absolute slush within a couple of weeks.
because that many people
the footfall like any festival like Woodstock or Glastonbury
you mess things up yeah that much equipment that much heavy stuff
and like we just couldn't do that
to this to this yacht we couldn't touch
the walls we couldn't like we we couldn't go on the carpets
we couldn't touch any of the furniture we weren't allowed
to sit on anything we weren't allowed to
lean against anything so we're all kind
of in the middle trying not to touch anything for 12 hours a
day you know i mean it was uh we were like we were the we were like
and we necessarily needed
to be treated like school kids
but i haven't been treated like that for years no but it was like
simon don't do that simon don't do that get off
the carpet yeah don't touch this seat and it was
as soon as like the actors we were allowed on the carpets
and on the seats when we were filming but
as soon as he said cut even if we hadn't finished
the scene it was like sorry could you get off the
get off the seat please get off the carpet
and you're back to kind of standing in the middle
off the carpet but because
because if if the carpet is worth you know 200 grand i didn't want
to pay for the carpet none of us wanted to pay
for the carpet that would have taken like that
would have taken a whole day's worth of shooting off of our schedule
so it was good that we just
all behaved ourselves but it was we were all terrified
of getting a bill for anything yeah
which is quite funny to watch to watch people
that you've seen not be terrified like Keira Knightley
and Hannah Waddingham
a grey carpet
we were terrified
of this grey carpet
I'm like
that looks like
any other grey carpet
and yet you are
fluffing this carpet up
I'm not allowed
to stand on the carpet
yeah yeah
actually there is
a comedy
there is a comedy
about
A-list
A-list
filmmakers
feeling terrified
of a grey carpet
and the people
who are telling you
not to do
the wrong thing
and that you're not
allowed to have
that coffee
in your hand
We weren't allowed to eat or drink anything anywhere apart
from tiny little designated areas
where we'd all cram into the designated area.
In the garage. In the garage.
Yeah.

