Paul Bettany & Emily Hampshire Expose Their Phone's Secrets | APP ROULETTE

Photos. Uh-oh. So I want you to open your phone, go to Photos. Emily, why are you looking so nervous? Emily looks terrified. Absolutely terrified. Oh, my whole palm's bottom. A new show out today on Disney+. It's the big show of the week. It's called Vision Quest. For anyone who is not across the MCU, here's Emily to explain the fundamental principles of the Marvel Cinematic Universe that connects all 37 movies and all 60 of the superheroes that feature Emily Overture. Yeah, I do feel like this is something that a veteran should take the baton for. I wouldn't want to take that away from... But you said you had worked on this. Yeah. Let the professional take it. Unbelievable. I knew this was a bad idea having you come on this show. So in this, it's the end of a trilogy of WandaVision and Agatha All Along and in this we meet Vision as White Vision who has had his memories returned to him but is unable or unwilling perhaps to attach any feelings to those memories. There are two parts to the show. One takes place inside his head in a place called the Mind Space, a bit like Inside Out. I'll explain that part because that's when I come in. And the only bit of the script you read. And then there is an external quest and we find him, he's working in a small pub in Scotland and it happens to be the pub that he and Wanda frequented when they first fell in love. Okay, so my part is, so this is the first time we're seeing through Vision's eyes and getting inside his head, literally. Like we go inside his head into, like he said, the mind space, but the way I said it was better, like the mind space. And inside there are all the AIs from the MCU. Like there's Friday, Jarvis, Edith, who I play, and upstairs locked in the attic is Ultron. And we are all teaching him how to be human, which is kind of strange since none of us actually were all AIs. What is it like being part of such a big franchise and kind of following, I guess? Because people are just obsessed, aren't they, with the whole superhero Marvel? It's really mostly great. Tell us the bad bit. No, honestly, mostly the thing is fantastic. There was one moment where I was getting a phone call about my dad who was about to die and I was like really upset and I was on the street taking the phone call from the social worker and then I felt this arm around me and I went, what's going on? And I thought, initially I was like, oh, somebody's hugging me because they can see I'm in a state then i realized he was taking a selfie i was literally crying i was like oh bye like but um but mostly it's been fantastic like just fantastic changed my life um has allowed me to make film other films that i want to make in a more relaxed fashion because i know i've got work coming up it's allowed me to not work and stay at home with my kids it's it's really i can't wait till that part happens to me yeah and vision has been a part of the mcu since the early days right vision was initially i played jarvis and jarvis was kind of um just a voice just his tony stark's ai and he was kind of folded into uh vision when vision was born but 20 years wow 20 years and then And then Eleven as Vision. I mean, it's been a crazy ride for me. It's been amazing. Emily, obviously, having had the experience of really being on set, immersing yourself in it, what was the maddest thing they put you through? Well, to me, the maddest thing was having a working elevator in a set because I'm used to, like, Schitt's Creek, you open a door and, like, the whole set shakes. Or whenever I've done an elevator in a show, there's usually two guys on either side trying to make the doors close really perfectly. But this, you go in a working elevator inside a mansion that they built inside a set. That was like... I think the craziest thing was making you parachute through a skylight. Yeah, except I didn't get to do it. That's why it's not my... You didn't have to say that. Why would you say that? You got stunt double. No, I'm Emily Hampshire. I do my own stunts. So you've been doing that your whole time, saying that you've done your own stunts, when I know you haven't. 100%, I do every, yes. What? Can you say that if you haven't done it? I used to do all my own stunts, and then I saw a stuntman, they wouldn't let me do this one thing, and I saw this stuntman do this flip, and I was like, oh, he just moves so much better than me. Let's use him in everything. And then I stand up and go like, I don't know what I'm doing. If I was going to get a stunt double, I would make sure they were sort of like, more toned like bit younger firmer bottom the usual kind of thing i would want that i would want that do you guys have any influence over that no not really don't forget paul's no stranger to nudity on film that's true we have seen yes i mean That's true, that is. So was that your bottom though, or was that a body double? We're getting at was he talking about my bottom in A Knight's Tale? I wasn't actually, I was thinking about my bottom was in A Knight's Tale. That was your bottom, that was certainly my bottom, and I, I actually remember shooting it and I, I got a knock on the door. We were, we were in Prague and I got a knock on the door and I'm supposed to have sort of lost all my clothes and I've, you know, sold, I've gambled all my clothes away and knock on the door I went who is it? And they went, "Costume" and I went, "Okay, come in," and this woman came in and she had, she had one Dayglo sock and I went no what's that for? and she went well you know you put it on and I went why would I put it on and she went well in case you're embarrassed and I went I can only think of one thing that's more embarrassing than walking down the street without a Dayglo sock on my is very fun hilarious wasn't there nudity in Wimbledon oh there was oh that was my bottom too that was your bottom yeah but those were the that was the old bottom that was the that was the 20 something bottom i'm not sure anybody needs to see this but now you can use that bottom now in like if you do a movie now like use my old bottom just use the old bottom is quite cute one we're just going to put Vision Quest behind us for a moment because i want you to get your phones out okay because we are going to have a quick round of app roulette okay okay all right so we're going to spin the wheel okay uh first up we have What's it going to land on? Not scared. This is scared, actually. And it is photos. Uh-oh. So I want you to open your phone, go to photos. Emily, why are you looking so nervous? Emily looks terrified. Absolutely terrified. Oh, my... Oh, Paul's bottom. Pull back, Zoe. Brilliant. Brilliant. What is the last photo? I don't want you to show Zoe and Zoe. I want you to describe the photo. Okay, genuinely, you don't... Really? My last photo? Go on, show me. Show Zoe and Zoe can describe it. This is legitimately my last photo. Go, go, go. Oh, hang on, it's in dark. Oh, it's a blank screen. That is my last photo. No, you can't get away with that. No, no, I'm telling you. What's the one before that? What's the one before that? It's my last... Oh, my contact lens prescription. Oh, my gosh, it is her contact lens prescription. I can confirm it. Very important. Okay, can I ask why you've got a photo of your contact lens prescription in your photo? I was trying to think. I was like, oh, I need more contact lenses. I'll take a photo and then... To remember it. To remember what my prescription is. That's the beginning of the end. I do that when I park my car I take photos of emails to remind me why I haven't answered that email this is what happens to an ageing superhero folks just so you know okay what's your last photo mine is of a pair of down let me see down pants that I thought were slightly handsome what are those they're like ski pants ski pants like ski trousers I have a place in Vermont and it's very cold so I like salopettes yeah they look like salopettes they're sort of 70s vibe They're very cool, I like those, I really like them, and they're very you, from what I'm looking at. Yeah, they're very me, so that's my purchase, thank you. Shall we spin the app roulette wheel once more? Do it again, do it again! We're going again, we're going again. Okay, we have WhatsApp, we've got Voice Notes, we've got Instagram, that's Notes! Do you use Notes on your phone? I do. Okay, this will be good. So I want you to go to Notes, find the app, I want you to read out the last... No, no, what is it? Order the trousers. What does it say? This is so humiliating. Okay, it's Jennifer and Paul's Lifelong Mad Cribbage Tournament. Now, this is Jennifer, your wife. Yes, and we play a card game together, and I've literally never won. Jennifer leads five matches to nil. Wow. I mean, at some point, it's not luck. How often does this game happen? You're the problem. It's been going on for years. and I've literally never won a match. How long does the match go on for? How long can that take? Okay, so it's done like a tennis match, so we play three sets of cribbage. And cribbage is... It's an old person's card game. You play and you have pegs and a thing that goes all the way around. Oh, I'm not at that stage of life yet. Is it fun? It comes to us all in the end. Emily? Where is it from? It's a British game. I feel like mine's really embarrassing. Not as embarrassing as that. I literally want to open the notes. See, I have. So the subject line is greeters to remember. And like greeters to remember. When you get to the airport, they give you a greeter to meet you. And there's nothing I love more than a greeter and being treated through the airport like an unaccompanied child. And I have, her name is Anita. and she's the best one at YYZ and she has really nice white hair and a daughter. Oh, wow. Okay, so what happens when you have a greeter? So, it's the greatest thing in the world. You get out of your car and they're there and they take you through the airport like you could, it's like you could close your eyes. Emily Hampshire, woman of the people. And just so we're clear, you make a note so the next time you see her you can go, hey, how's your daughter? so you just cheat you don't even you don't really care about these people at all I do because she was really nice and so I want to remember and because of the age because I'm getting old it hasn't changed you it hasn't changed you Emily Hampshire keeping it surreal okay we've got time for one more okay so we've still got we've still got other apps in there we've got your phone app we have Instagram what's that going to be good what's that going to be great we've got music and Uber oh Oh, so all we need you to tell us is your Uber rating. 4.92. 4.92. Oh, my God, that's so good. They're only doing that because you're famous. It's because you're famous. Yeah, it's because I'm famous. And I tip like a... Oh, well, there you go. That's why. Because I want that rating. 4.81. 4.81. What did I do wrong? You're not tipping. Oh, my God, mine's worse than yours. That's not maybe. It's the time you swore at the Uber delivery guy. Oh, because... Oh, wait, this merges with Uber Eats? Could do. Okay, because I'm very good in a car. I'm very not good with food that hasn't come. That arrives cold. Yeah, or that went to my neighbour. You live in Toronto and somebody had to cycle through the tundra that is that town. And they show up and you're like, it's cold. I'm cold, Emily. No tip. Emily, let's talk about Schitt's Creek. Please, please. Can we? Can you say? yeah it's creepy well we have so there it is it's been said yeah it felt like a bit of i mean i was a huge fan i'm a huge fan um it felt like a bit of a slow burn it felt like people just got on board with it and then it finished how how did you find it do you miss it oh yeah i definitely miss it it was the greatest job ever especially for me i got to sit behind a desk and do nothing and make fun of people and um but it yeah it started and nobody was really watching for the longest time and then covid happened and they had no choice but to watch and then um yeah it really kind of blew up and then we were done so it blew up when we all had no jobs right yeah you're like you sure you don't want to recommission it yeah yeah well everybody wanted It was like, Dan, redo it. But he really, he knew the ending to that story from the beginning and it was the right ending. Are you still in touch with some of the cast? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're all in touch. Like a family, hey? Yeah. People talk about this sort of golden age of TV and that show was very much part of it. Obviously, Vision Quest is out now on Disney+. How has it changed, Paul? Was there a time when you were thinking, ah, TV was the sort of, I want to do films, I want to do movies, I'm not interested in TV. How has that changed over the last sort of 10 years? I remember that time I got a TV show in Canada and I got out of my contract because I was like, I don't want to do television. I want to be in films. Yeah. Yeah, that time is over. Is that snobbery gone? I think that snobbery is gone. I mean, partly necessarily so because they're making a third of the films that they used to make. And also the TV just got better and it's kind of where all the smart writing went. And so, yeah, I think that snobbery is over. And presumably that's because the money involved now in these TV shows is crazy, right? I mean, the streamers have just changed everything. He's asking how much you got paid. That's what he's asking, okay. Wow, I'm kind of not going to get into that. It's awkward, isn't it, when he does that? He does it to all the guests. But I think you're right that it is the writing that started, I think it started with Mad Men was one of the first ones where everybody was like, and AMC, nobody heard of it, but, like, the writing was so good, and then all writers started to go there. But Vision Quest looks like a film. I mean, for all intents and purposes, the way, I mean, is it the way it's made? Is it done, that film, it kind of... I mean, it's Marvel, and you're getting some of the, you know, the greatest artist technicians in the world wanting to come and play with that brand new equipment and it's you know it's the the the quality of the work i think is is really extraordinary and um and needs to be we are out of time i'm afraid but it's been lovely to have you both on the show you can see it on Disney Plus from today it's called Vision Quest a huge thanks to Paul Bettany and Emily Hampshire