Bikini Bombshells Walked On Stage… Then Completely FLIPPED The Script

Who are you? We are Witches in Bikinis! Witches in Bikinis! Whoa, I like this show! Knock us out! These can't sing! Scare people out of Vegas I came dressed in my bathing suit to American Idol because first of all I figured it would set me apart from the crowd Vote for me! And secondly, I heard that it was a crazy audition process and I figured, well, at least I'll have a chance Am I getting dark? I think it's been successful I've gotten attention from wearing it Look at my hands I didn't even see your hands I love Ryan I've already picked out our children's names We're gonna make out when I get my golden ticket I think it's against the rules I mean, I'm guessing But believe me The thought of it is something I will hang on to Hi! How are you guys? You go out to all auditions like this? No, just this one You guys are special Let me tell you, it's smart Maybe you should do a rotate for the guys Just sort of turn around Yeah, that's good Simon, you want to say anything else? That's fine Katrina, what are you gonna sing, darling? Treated me kind Sweet destiny Carried me through Desperation To the one that was Waiting for me You took so long Still I believe And now the one I needed Would find me Eventually I had a vision And it was all That you'd given to me Thank you Alright, cool Let me kick this one off Um, yes Yay! Wait, wait, wait I can't allow him to say yes without Why? Why not? I think that you have a lot of potential I'm gonna say yes Yay! Okay, okay, honestly And this isn't because you're a beautiful girl and I don't want this to come across as She was angry because she's beautiful and young No, no, no But the thing is Treated me kind Sweet destiny No, I still prefer Katrina I still like that better I like that better too No, no, no To the one That's just falling Beautiful Honestly, you don't have the chops to sing that song, sweetie And you're a beautiful girl But that was a big song But your demonstration wasn't any better Woo! That was not the right thing to say Wait a minute, babe That was not what I said Treated me kind You do not have to prove it Now I want to show her She said that yours was not better I know Okay, I'm actually gonna agree with Katrina on this I'm gonna, yes Thank you What's your first and last name? Katrina Darrow Because we just know you as top and bottom Here's the deal Welcome to Hollywood Yay! We're gonna say it one more time Welcome to Hollywood Yeah! Can you turn around now? Yay! Guess what? I have to admit though, she really does have a good bearing You have a beautiful body Yay! Did you like her? She's terrible Where's Ryan so I can make out with him? I was supposed to make out with Ryan Where is he? Where's Ryan? I really don't have anything to say We just wanted to sort of stand here by the pool So I can make out with him Well Idol And the yellow ticket Which means you're off to Hollywood So why do you think the judges put you through to Hollywood, Katrina? What do you think they saw in you? I think it was my boy And the bikini And how are you at swimming? I'm not so good Well then I feel guilty saying you should jump into the pool right now But it is hot You take a swim, we'll take a break And we'll come back after this I'm liking this season American Idol returns After these messages Here are the bikini bombshells from North Carolina We've been dancing, we've been to Vegas, Reno But we're really nervous So this is a once in a lifetime opportunity Let's do this, let's get it Remember your moves, just stay with it No matter what, keep going Oh my god You guys ready? Bombshells from North Carolina What are you going to be doing for us this evening? We are going to dance By the way girls, Sharon is too embarrassed to ask But where can she buy this So Ozzy can see her in it? Let's not talk anymore You need to dance Right about now We're about to go back, go back, go back Back in time This is such a, for me as a judge Such a dichotomy Because even terrible You're really terrible, atrocious No talent whatsoever I still loved it My Aunt Sally, God rest her soul She was 95 At 95 she moved better than you At least if your implants had exploded We would have had excitement You're beautiful young women But there isn't one ounce of rhythm between you Right Ladies, it's time to vote I say get a rich husband Sharon Well I'm going to be singing An Italian aria I'm Maggie Lane, I'm from Columbus, Ohio I am 31 years old And I am an opera singer Singing has always been A huge part of my life Ever since I was a kid I sang everywhere When I sing opera I feel amazing It's so beautiful and just pure What do you do for a living? Well I am a personal trainer So I'm in health and fitness I've had a lot of jobs I've been a bartender, a legal assistant But right now I just want to sing Maggie Lane? Yes sir If I were to win this show And get my own show in Vegas That would be a dream come true When I get out there on the stage tonight I'm going to let it all out This is my shot to shine How are you? I'm great, how are you? We're great, what is your name? My name is Maggie Lane And what do you do for a living, Maggie? I am a personal trainer What are you going to be doing for us tonight? I'm going to sing opera You're going to sing opera? Yes And what is the dream? To be doing this full time? I would love to do it full time, yes It would be amazing Well then you have to be amazing right now For 90 seconds Amaze us I need a little more than that There you go I'm ready Look at that You have perfect pitch You have an incredible body Thank you I didn't hear the song until halfway through Thanks Harry No, thank you Your singing is really good too I love the bikini I love the singing, it was great Thank you She has a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful voice And a beautiful, beautiful body She does have a good body and a good voice It's a double whammy Thank you Why did you choose this outfit? I do bikini competitions Oh you do? I'm going to say something I hope you don't take it too harshly The fact is that you are a very, very good singer But as much as you are attractive to look at As a result I did miss the connection to the song And that's why I'm confused It was almost as if I was wishing you had kept your clothes on So I could evaluate your singing a little bit better By taking your clothes off You open up opera To a whole new audience I'm going to say because you have a beautiful voice But I'm telling you, you missed the connection You almost blew it with me I judge you by your voice And you have a beautiful voice So for me it's a yes Thank you She got three yeses I didn't hear most of the song I don't care I like that this opens up to a new audience I think you've got to stand out She stood out Try to stay warm That's it, I'm taking my clothes off I'm going crazy And I just want to say to you all I've had The time of my life Next up is a singer who first auditioned for us Three years ago And received some very harsh comments Yes, it was like having another Simon Cowell And that's the last thing the world needs Is two Simon Cowells There's barely room for one I love the fact that we just keep laughing Every time he destroys us Night after night Yeah, you made us look really horrible again Thank you Are you sure I'm not your dad? 100% Just thought I'd check Hi, is that Agnes? Who is this? You have two daughters called Susanne and Roxanne, don't you? Yes Do you know where they are today? Why? Is there a joke or something? What's going on? There's not a joke They're on a show called Britain's Got Talent Oh, is that Simon? Yes I'll tell you what just happened Susanne and Roxanne just came on Yeah They got four yeses Thank you so much You always take it too far, don't you? Lovely to see you both Thank you both for coming By the way, did you get my wedding present? You did? You're welcome You can never have too many tea towels, can you? You're looking at me You're just looking a tiny bit tense I'm not tense Let me just try and get rid of that While you do the left There's a freestyle dancer whose audition went Actually, that is surprisingly good I think we need to take this off Oh, love him Good boy High five David, any tricks? He does do tricks, actually Go on Bertie Right Squidly On the furniture Where is she? Thank you Eat the treat That's not a trick The winner Is There's not one of them There's two of them It's Squidly and Disney