Just Go With It (2011) - Danny Falls For Palmer At The Party

Danny! I'm so happy you could be here. How are you, baby? Did you bring any Botox? I didn't bring any Botox. I brought my cousin Eddie. Nice to meet you, Eddie. Is this a Halloween party? Are you kidding me right now? What? You got a little more work done, huh? Yeah, just a little bit. Just tweaking, tweaking. Maintenance, maintenance. I just want to stay in the game, Danny. I don't want to hit home runs. Just some singles. That's all. You got to stop, though. I'm telling you. Do you have any feeling in your face? Just in this one spot right here. And then from the eyebrows down, dead, dead. I wanted to go to your cousin Danny here, but he refused to do any work. He didn't want to put his fingers in the pie. This is getting dangerous, this amount. You got to slow it down. Okay, see, that shouldn't be happening. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't. Ariel cut open his knee. What happened? It looks awful. All right, settle, settle. What do you expect me to do about it? It's bleeding. You know what? I could stitch him up. Why don't you go get me my bag? So you fell down the stairs, huh? Yeah. Did you trip over something? Was there a skateboard there, or? No, I was distracted by something. What distracted you? A girl. A girl, okay. Was it your mother? No. Yes, she just looks good. No, no. She's a stepmom, I can tell. No. All right, this is light, okay? Don't think about it. Ah! Think about your face. Good, good. Blonde, brunette, redhead? Blonde. Tanned, tall, rocking body. Damn. Want me to numb something else for you? You're getting a little nutty over there. No, no. No, I'm good. Good job, doctor. That was really nice. A distraction, I'm guessing. A what? The boy was distracted. That's why he fell. So I'm taking the rap for this? Yes, your hotness basically pushed him down the stairs. Good luck proving that in court, Weisengruber. Weisengruber? Is that what they're saying on the gossip grill nowadays? I knew you two would eventually find each other. But be careful, Palmer. These plastic surgeons, they really know how to operate. Yeah, all right. I just don't know about plastic surgery. But doesn't it always look so fake? Depends who's doing it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm telling you, some of my creations are here tonight. Really? Look around, see if you can find someone decent looking. How about her? The lady from soft. Fine. Who did you do? I hate to rat the guy out, but... See that guy over there? You mean sexy ass? Before I met him? Yeah. He was no Buns Bobby. Really? His back went straight to his legs. We'd go to the bathroom, he'd slide right in the toilet. I know, that's really romantic, isn't it? So, North Carolina, how long have you lived here in L.A.? I've been here almost two years. That's a lot of auditioning for you. What, you think I'm an actress? I guarantee you're an actress. Walk in, doc. I teach sixth grade math. So what, why? They got no schools in North Carolina to teach at? My parents divorced. Had a pretty nasty one, actually, when I was in the eighth grade. And, um, I don't know, I got tired of picking sides. So... Okay. I thought I'd make a change and, yeah, move out to L.A. You came to the right place. No one gets divorced in L.A. I've never hung out with a girl your age. This is nice. Oh, no, you first lied to me. You're good. All right, I've never hung out with a girl your age and connected the way we are. Actually, I've never connected with, uh, I don't think any girl at any age. See, I can tell when you're lying and when you're telling the truth. Oh, yeah, the second thing I said was the truth. I know. Yeah, this feels like it could be, I don't know, a real thing. It's a thing, all right, Palmer. Well, I have to get to work, but how about I take your number and then you can take me out on a proper date next time? I got a business card in my pocket if you want to get that. Mm, you better call. You better not just leave me hanging. I'd get it for you myself, but I don't want you to see me naked in the daylight. It could be a deal-breaker. What's this? A circle? A wedding ring? You're married? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not. I'm not married. I, uh, that is, uh, that is, that's not mine. Whose wedding ring is in your pants, Danny? All right, listen, just, just, just give me a minute to explain this. Please. It's gonna take more than a minute. You're gonna get... I am such an idiot! No, no, no, no, no. Don't call me. No, Palmer!