Modded Minecraft Comes Alive Let's Play Ep. 6 - Mystery Woman (Minecraft Mod LP)

Dude, do you like iron? What just happened? Yo, what the f just happened? Oh, the librarian's still alive. You got married? Then how do you know it's five hearts? What did you give her? That's my information. I get paid in gold. You know what? If I go in that chest... If I get paid, I'll get paid in gold, and then boom. Whatever, man. I wasn't gonna say a lot of stuff for you. I'm gonna give her six diamonds. Suck it. Dude, I want gold. I don't care what you want. Go get your own gold. I tried. What do you mean you tried? I have nothing left of me because I died. Then go back. And get it from where? Your stuff's still there? In lava. Well, how'd you fall in lava? I was digging straight down. Well... Then I picked up the bricks. I'm like, you know what? Gotta gamble. So if this chick's a fisherman and I give her fish, will that be, like, a good thing? No. Why? Because she'd be like... This is my career. I see enough fish. This is some bullshit. Well, farmers like seeds. So why wouldn't they? Because seeds have multiple purposes. Fish. Fish have multiple purposes, too. You can put them in a fish tank and watch them swim around. You can eat them. You can hang them on your wall. You can slap people in the face with them. Really, the possibilities are endless. Are they? Do you have any strings? What kind of question is that? Do you have any wool? I'll go get some wool. I don't think it works backwards, man. I can still get you some wool. It definitely doesn't. I don't need wool, I need string. Nope, you get wool. I want string. I thought they did add you can go back. No, it's like... Half the mobs in the world make it so, but not the ones we have. I saw some spiders out here earlier, but they're long gone. Yep. This has turned into a cancelled series, man. Nothing's working out. All the chicks are dying. You're getting married to a chick because you're as bad? Whatever, man. I'm just going to gift her diamonds until she's like, alright, fine, I'll marry you. I got you some string. No, you didn't. I got you a block of black wool. That's not string. It is. So I'm going out with my original plan. Don't you have scissors, man? Nope. Well, why not? Because that's not real. It is real. Here, do you like iron? Don't give her all her iron. What is wrong with you? What just happened? Hello? Yo, what the just happened? What? Who's this other person? What are you talking about? Where'd this other chick come from? Where? A guard just popped out of this chick. Who's this guard? Who's Keely the guard? I don't know, let me see what she looks like. She just appeared, man. I gave this chick iron and she appeared. What the hell? Let me see if it happens again. No, it didn't. Wait, did you miss her and click on the wall and spawned a guard? Why would that happen? I don't know, start clicking on the walls. I'm clicking all over the place, man. That was whack. Alright, we're going three for three here. Oh, man. Got three hearts. It's five. Yeah, but I'm going to try talking now and see if it goes down immediately. See, she doesn't like talking. She's not a talker. Why are you looking at me? Hey! Why did she go down that far? Oh, you can't keep giving her the same thing, that's why. I'm going to have to give her a diamond. Watch this, do a superman punch her. Bah! Stop superman punching her. I superman punched her so bad she flew across and hit the wall. Do you think chicks like carrots? Hey, do you like carrots? Come on, man, I'm doing something here. Bah! She's getting smacked. What is this? She's got 18 hearts, dude. Every time you hit her, they go down for me. Okay. Bah! I'm going to slay you. She's close to dying. You're still not supposed to hit people, man. Fine. Stop. Can't do that. Wait, I knew you were afraid of me. You're starting ---- now, bitch. Alright, she doesn't like carrots. She's not going to laugh as if she didn't like gold. Oh my god, this is impossible. Do you like redstone? I got tons of that crap. Oh, you like redstone, huh? What else she likes? Alright. You can only give them like three times, man. You didn't see it, did you? Yeah, I saw it. Now you're dead. I need better gifts, man. Here, let's see if she likes wool. I'll let you know if she likes wool. Yeah, and now we have this roaming guard that came out of nowhere. Maybe you should marry this guard. Even though she's like four feet tall. Do you like people that are four feet tall? No, I know someone that's five foot three. Well, that's like pretty normal. But like three eleven? Here, you're marrying this guard. She's a guard that at least doesn't look like a dude. Alright. Interact. Gift. She likes black wool. Guards probably like all kinds of stuff. She likes black wool. And iron. And armor. Why are you following her? I don't know. She has a strong personality. Oh my god. I'm trying to get her to go back. You probably can't handle that, man. We're going to place her in the basement. Apples. Everybody likes apples, dude. Nobody doesn't like... Woman, do you like apples? Oh my god. She doesn't like anything. Why am I marrying this chick? Alright. She's really pissed off, but I'm just not going to stop. This is never going to happen. I don't think I'm getting married this series, guys. Dude, there's no point in getting married, man. I don't think I'm going to. We're going to turn the series in to let's slay everyone. Alright. This is now the village homework series. I need a pick, man. I have a stone one, a fired one with one block left in it, and a wood one. Give me the stone one. That'll work fine. I'm going to kill some people. Don't kill everyone, man. I'm killing the guards. They don't do anything anyways. I'll pay them enough. Where are they? Where's my first victim? What are you? Oh, that's a guard. Give me your guard. Rose the guard. The guards don't even fight back. Yeah, that's what I'm killing. You don't belong in this town. The librarian's still here but is married so you can't marry the librarian. The baker's still alive and she lives with Pierce the guard who says, why hello there. He doesn't even care that I straight up killed the other guard. Yeah, because the guards are passive as hell, man. This is a lawless society. You already know. Yeah, this village sucks. It does. We need some new peeps. I think we should just start over. We could. Just hit the reset button and get a whole new village. So, kill everybody? We'll keep the world and our house. But just kill all the villagers? Yeah, dude. We're purging the village. This is the purge. I'm taking out the baker right now. We're not even going to re-put in guards because guards are useless. They don't do anything. Like, oh, you're getting killed by a zombie? Oh, watch, I'm hungry. We have until sunrise to kill everyone, man. You better make sure no survivors are around. I'm looking around. Wasn't there a man to begin with? I was slowly picking him off. I think just the librarian. Oh, there's a survivor. Who's in here? Librarian's in there. And where? Oh, you take the librarian. Oh, yeah, I'll kill her. Boom. Dropped her. Alright, purged. That's everybody. Alright. Well. Make sure that's it. Are we killing the people in our house? I don't care. The guard and the chick you're going to marry? I mean, why not? We're killing everybody anyway. Just kill them, man. Hmm, there goes part of our house. Wow. None of this had to happen if that chick would have just been like, alright, fine, we can get married because this village sucks and there's no one else. Dude, my thing actually worked. And then there was the chick you were talking to was a mystery chick. She came out of nowhere. That is true. She like just straight up spawned in when I gave someone iron. And you're just mad, dude. My little thing down there works. What thing? When that little river I have going in the basement when ---- dies all the... Nothing's going to die in there? Um, that's what got seven bones. No, I'm talking like during the day when ---- dies and it falls in the water and it'll flow into the house. Why would stuff fall in there? I don't know. Tell us seven bones and three arrows. That's what I just got from down there. In this like nothing area? In the pit, yep. No way, this is just a river. You're making stuff up. I swear to God. Like, are you on coke? I'm not at all. Nothing... what? Nothing came through here. You are so baked. I'm not baked. There's no way. It's like just going into a river. I swear. Alright, you are baked. We are done. How are we done? The series is over. The series is over, man. Stop it. I said stop it. It's not my fault you didn't listen. Hey! Oh! This is destroyed. I respawned before you did. I know, I was purposely letting you do that. Alright. Ooh, diamonds. Six diamonds. Ah, F. I'm running. Oh crap, a zombie got in. Zombie, don't turn your eyes on me. There's some douchebag up here. Don't bring him up here. Wow, you would bring him up here. I have nothing to kill him with. Yeah, neither do I. It's all the way on the top half of my inventory. Alright, here's what I propose. I'm waiting. Let's just stop. Alright. Repopulate the whole village. Get an actual plan. And then recommence. Alright. Alright guys, that's the plan. Alright, sounds good to me. Um, yeah. This was a pretty sharty recording session if you ask me. But it's not my fault chicks don't want to get married. That is true. And that everyone died. And then the people I wanted to get married to died. It's just, you know, your normal depressing time here in Minecraft comes alive. You get used to it. A lot of disappointment. A lot of tears. I actually ran out of tears. Plum out. Yeah. Guys, unless Brian has anything to say. Hmm. Well, I have something to say. But it's not PG. So I'm not gonna say it. Well, alright. I guess we'll just leave it at that then. What I was gonna say was if you find a dirty needle stick it in your arm. What? Yep. Alright, well nobody listened to that advice. Alright. We'll see you guys pretty soon. With like better Better setup here. I promise. Alright guys, until next time. Peace.