No Professional Could Survive This Parrot 🦜

Do you respect the court? I respect logic. That's the same thing. Only on paper. Rewind please. Which part? The moment you walked in. I want to fall in love again. Nurse, can you check my temperature? What's wrong now? I feel hot, but only when you walk in. Why should this case be dismissed? Lack of evidence. There is Screenshots aren't always true. 35. Nice. Right thinking age. And? One generation. That's too good. Doctor, is that shot for me? Maybe. Then inject confidence so I can finally ask you out properly. I almost dropped the syringe. You look timeless. Thank you. Like, no clear era. Excuse me? Not old, just historically flexible. State your name. Barrett. Full name. Amazon Prime. Why do you wait by the door every shift? The heart clocks in early. I don't get tired. Love never files leave. There's something else. Your smile is my overtime pay. That's right. Officer, are you changing after this? Why? Because whatever you wear becomes my new favorite outfit. Officer, what is discipline? Control and respect. I respect you deeply. And control. I lose that near you. You learned many lessons today. Only one matters. Which one? Protect what you love. That is you. Please stay calm. Your eyes just checked my heartbeat. I'm just doing my job. But why is my heart racing for free? You're very dramatic. Drama? Maybe I'm falling in scrubs. Oh my gosh, you are. When did history begin? When someone wrote it. Incorrect. Final question. Where were you last night? At your mom's house. Long story. I regret asking. You cannot edit reality, bro. Officer, humans say commitment is hard. Sometimes it is. For birds it is easy. We scream, we forgive, we eat together. Sounds healthier. I can teach classes. We might sign up. Officer, you store evidence here, right? Yes, Larry. Great, then lock yourself up. You're my stolen heart case. Case closed. Robert, can I ask you something quick? Say it. If your mother is on one side and your wife on the other, who do you pick? My mother. Then keep your promise. Send your wife to our side. Huh? Can you check my heart? Symptoms? Rapid beating caused by flawed medical distractions. You win, Larry. Who discovered America? Americans. That's incorrect. They're already there. I run five kilometers daily. For criminals? No, for fitness. Criminals, I appreciate that. What makes people happy? Money. Wrong. Peace of mind. Stay focused. On what? The mission. Which one? You change it daily. Everyone respects me. Who? The team. From a safe distance? Doctor, can I stay here? Why? Because my heart flatlines every time you leave. What has keys but no locks? A keyboard. Correct. And this court. Officer, promise rewards. What rewards? Free smiles and jokes. That is his best offer. Like for one joke. Comment for two. Comedians. Officer, are Scots always this calm? Stay professional. Then arrest me because my heart just crossed every border for you. What is half of 11? Three. Wrong. It's 5.5. Cut it horizontally. Can you be older than your parents? Yes. Impossible. And photos. Doctor, face closed. Yes. Wrong. You just opened a lifelong condition called me. If you earn nothing, what's your problem? Peace. That's not math. That's advanced math. Officer, I need to get to my heart. Officer, is that tea for me? No. Behave. Then pour some on yourself. You're already my daily hot beverage. The capital of Australia is Canberra. Sure, but everyone thinks Sydney. That's why maps matter. Or common mistakes matter more. What moves faster than light? Loud. Wrong. A rumor. Which word is shorter? Short or long? Long. Wrong. Long has more letters. But the word long is shorter than short. It is a blackout. The darkness is eating me. I am too young to sleep. Where did you study? Everywhere. That's not possible. Curiosity has no classroom. Never check phones too much. Why not? You might find nothing and panic anyway. That's true. Peace is attractive. All right, feathery friend, tell us what you saw at the scene. I saw everything, boss. Guy runs in, flaps his jacket like he's gonna fly. Spoiler, he can't. Drops the loot, trips over his own ego. Squawk. I'm like, good luck with those getaway shoes, pal. So you can ID him? ID him? I can imitate him. Listen, this ain't my bag. Yeah, right. I feel very confident today. About what? Everything. That's fierce like the morning He needed it. I also need attention. Come here, you troublemaking. Justice restored. Who the heck am I calling you, madam? A delivery boy. You talk too softly. You're killing me. Next time I will handle the delivery. Oh, I'd pay to see that. Why do you laugh more at his jokes? He is funny. I am funnier. Face closed. If left is right, what is right? Wrong. That makes no sense. Exactly. Teach me courage. Stand straight and be honest. Like this? Not that straight. I'm straight when I see you. You're impossible. Easy, gorgeous. Just a quick little shot and you're- No needles today, nurse. Closest stop. All right, all right. No needles, I promise. Good human. Now back up and get poly. Will you be my valentine? How old are you? I'm 34. I'm sorry you're expired. I need standards, not charity cases. Why did you smile like a man outside? He only asked for directions. Directions to what? Your heart? I'm watching you.