I Just Wanted A Chill Enduro Ride... Then This Happened

Peak Pioneers
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Aug 16, 2026
Oh, how I love my KTM 350 EXC-F... Great day with the boys!
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Let's do the spicy map for this.
This looks way worse than I thought.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
There's been a lot of craziness this last few rides.
That's the cops.
There was an open flame under the bike that was just drenched in gasoline.
So all I want is a nice, mellow enduro ride in the breeze.
Break a sweat, smile and go home.
That's all I want.
Nothing more.
I just want to do my time.
And stay out of trouble.
Oops, that's neutral.
That's still neutral.
There we go.
And that's about all the drama I want today.
And just like that, we've entered the sand pits.
Let's do the spicy map for this.
Whoops!
I did make a promise to myself that I would stop throwing the bike like that.
But I'm getting lazy.
You see?
Let's go, boys!
Woo!
Let's go!
Yes, yes, yes!
Let's go!
Nice!
The guy under the Kawasaki is quite new.
So we're just showing him the ropes.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
I see it.
Are we still in the spicy map?
Yes, we are.
Woo!
Looking good!
Okay, it's time, boys.
We're hitting the wall for the first time this year.
I always get a little anxious hitting that thing.
I get anxious just seeing it.
Oh!
It's so big!
Okay.
This looks way worse than I thought it would.
Let's just do it.
Let's go, go, go, go, go!
F**k, so close.
Okay, 250.
Let's go.
Two stroke power, baby.
Go, go, go.
Oh, he has it, I think.
I think he has it.
Oh!
This is no fun getting down.
Oh my god, my rear brake is taking...
I'm guessing there's sand.
Let's go, baby!
Didn't make it.
Did not make it.
I was close.
I was very close, but not today.
So, that's it for today, guys.
Thank you for watching.
I'll see you next time.
