Jennifer Lawrence Being Awkwardly Hilarious For 10 Minutes Straight

Zero filter, zero care. That's just how Jennifer Lawrence operates. Whether the cameras are rolling or not. These are the moments that made everyone fall completely in love with her. I had a really big crush on you. Really? Okay. Yes. Um, and so I had this whole plan like all week. I was like, I was like, he's going to ask me out. He's totally going to ask me out. And then like later in the week, I was like, I'm going to ask him out. I mean, he said like surely because I created the romance in my head because I'm delusional. Okay. And so I was like, so I was like, okay, you know what? I'm doing it. And so I'm in the, I'm getting a costume fitting and I had this whole plan. I was going to ask you out. And I was like, and I started, thank God. I talked to the wardrobe lady about it. And I was like, I think I'm going to ask you out. I'm going to give him my number. And she was like, honey, he's engaged. I was like, cool. Good talk. Kim Kardashian knows how to market a product. Jennifer took one look at this particular item and said exactly what everyone else was thinking, but wouldn't say. So Kim is here to talk about her cosmetic line, KKW. This is one of her products, which I think I have. Oh, nevermind. No, I don't have that. I was posting it on social media and I was like, oh, this looks like it. Yeah. I didn't notice because it was so white. What did you do? What was it? Would you have fun? What did you do for the last three years? I just have a ton of sex. Good for you. What is Chris Pratt like in real life? Imagine your worst nightmare and then multiply it. The rivalry between Chris Pratt and Jennifer is well documented. And clearly, neither of them is interested in letting it go. Before our scene, I took two Pepto Bismol. During our scene, I felt your rubbing. That round may have gone to Chris, but Jennifer wasn't about to let it stay that way. Are you the kind of person who's going to take this and just let this sort of thing happen? Let Chris keep this kind of abuse on you? I mean, are you going to do something about it? I'm going to do something about it. You are going to do something about it. Now, this is Chris Pratt. And look, I took out... Oh, nice. Wait, no, rat. Yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, that's a 2T rat. Here, let me help you. There we go. Do you think The Hunger Games is cooler than Twilight? No. Truthful. Breaking news. This machine is broken. Jennifer has never been known for restraint, and this is the clearest example of exactly how far that goes. So, do you and Kanye, like, fart in front of each other? Or do you talk about farts? Like, do you fart in front of him? I don't fart. What are you talking about? There's no real good way to segue into that. But I was just thinking, because I asked you to get me Gas-X. And I remember Kanye looking down the table like, oh, my God. She farts. I feel like I know you so well now. Yeah. Inside and out. The second she's in front of someone she idolizes, Jennifer forgets she's a movie star herself. And that's exactly what makes her so relatable. Hi. Hey there. How are you? Good to see you. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Good to see you. Sorry, good to see you. I'm so sorry for interrupting you. There's cameras everywhere. She has had her share of on-screen romances, but this off-screen unexpected one might be her favorite. I enjoyed it so much. Thank you. Hi. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Sorry. We just kissed on camera, and I liked it. Well, there you go. That was great. As if winning an Oscar wasn't enough, her Hollywood idol snuck up on her and put the perfect finishing touch on the night. I hope you got a fan here. I would just enjoy your face. Enjoy the night. I'd love to. Oh, my God. Thank you. I loved all your movies. Oh, really? Do I look like a new girlfriend? I thought of it. Oh, my God. Is he still here? I'll be waiting. Oh, my God. I need a rear-view mirror. Hawaii takes its superstitions about nature and spirits seriously, and Jennifer apparently became part of that story the moment she arrived. We were filming in Hawaii, and there were sacred rocks. They were sacred, and you're not supposed to sit on them because you're not supposed to expose your genitalia to them. Bless. I, however, was in a wetsuit for this whole shoot. So it doesn't count, right? Oh, my God. They were so good for butt itching. You're like, oh. One rock that I was butt-scratching on ended up coming loose. It was a giant boulder, and it rolled down this mountain and almost killed our sound guy. And all the Hawaiians were like, oh, my God, it's the curse. And I'm in the corner going, I'm your curse. I wedged it loose with my ass. So you played in a movie called The Hunger Games. Yeah, isn't that your life story? You shouldn't say that. That's off-putting. You should be off-putting. Most A-listers would be insulted by not being recognized. Who is he? Jennifer just rolled with it, and it turned into one of the funnier moments out there. Can you name five Jennifer Lawrence movies? Five Jennifer Lawrence movies? I know. Who is that? She bought Aniston. I could tell you. Right. Jennifer Aniston is way better than Jennifer Lawrence. Do you agree? Yeah. Much better. I love her. Prettier, funnier. Yes. Yeah, better movies. Yes, yes. Yeah. Overall. Yeah. Great. I'm Jennifer Lawrence. What is your go-to face to ruin a photo? Solid. Yeah. There's also mousy. Oh, wait. No, this one's better. I'm going to finish the rest of the interview like this. Sit Jennifer down for an interview, and you're basically watching a stand-up routine. She simply never disappoints. The fall on the way up to the stage. Was that on purpose? Absolutely. What happened? What do you mean, what happened? Look at my dress. I tried to walk upstairs in this dress. That's what happened. Congratulations. Thank you. What was going through your mind when you fell down? What went through my mind when I fell down? A bad word that I can't say. That starts with F. And on stage at award shows, she's built quite the reputation there, too. Hello. What do I do? I what? Wait, sorry. What do I do? I thought there were going to be questions. Oh, good. Come on, ask questions. This is so awkward. Hi. If you could only drink one cocktail for the rest of your life, what would it be? Scotch on the rocks. Really? No, gin martini. I'm going to say red wine. That's what I'll say. That's not a cocktail. Otherwise, I would have said red wine, too. Okay, I am so sorry. I will say tequila. You okay with that? Gin. You've called yourself a hypochondriac. What was the last illness you were sure that you had? A stroke. It wasn't like a disease, but I thought I was having a stroke. What were the symptoms? Just a headache. I love me on rum. What's the last word in The Hunger Games book? End. I know the last word is always the end. You guys are wrong. Every book ends in the end. Everybody knows that. You guys obviously don't read a lot of books. Why would a book end in go? How? How would it? Ever since becoming famous and spending so much time in front of cameras, her biggest challenge has always been keeping the profanity to herself. It's a big night for you, Jennifer. But it's going to be okay. You just have to relax. Have fun. And don't say the F word. I can't say the F word, right? Unfortunately not. For the whole show? Correct. Not even once? Okay, maybe once. All right. Yeah! Let's do this, mother! Okay, we should probably just cut her mic. But at least she's found a way to monetize this bad habit after all. You have quite the potty mouth. I have experienced it. Yes, you do. And I was thinking maybe we could try and use this special talent of yours for good. We have a swear jar right here. And what we thought we'd do... Swearing is caring. That's good. All right, I will put $100 into this swear jar for every swear you can say in 30 seconds. And then I will double that amount and all the money will go to the charity of your choice. Go! Okay... Mother... Ball... Nipple... Mother... Father... Mother... Brother... Steak... Taint... You've got a beautiful singing voice. I thought the song in the film was very poignant. Get out. I hate singing. I don't even sing in the shower. What I do in the shower is I yell at everybody who I've always been afraid to yell at. That wasn't the question. It was not what you do vocally in the shower. What do you like to do in the shower? Well, I loofa and I yell at people. Hope you enjoyed this one and see you soon.