Elizabeth Olsen, Miles Teller & Callum Turner Argue Weird Would You Rather？ Questions

When I hiccup, I burp in it. Also, they do say sneezing is like one-tenth an orgasm. I was hoping you'd say that. I haven't recorded one of those in years. Yeah, you want to rewind to the moment you came out of your mother? Are you putting the socks on every day? Give me the socks. No, no, I'm over here. I know, but help me get to the orgasm with the glitter. I'm just doing this all the time. Think about it. Just swagging, dude. Confident. I'm burping bubbles, and that way we can all rewind back to my orgasm. Would you rather never stop sneezing or hiccup every ten minutes forever? Sneezing. Where's sneezing? This way. Because when I hiccup, I burp in it. Also, they do say sneezing is like one-tenth an orgasm. I was hoping you'd say that. I was hoping someone would say that. Any one-tenth? Yeah, but if you're non-stop sneezing. And who says that about hiccups? Nobody. Nobody ever talks about it. That's one-tenth of a throw-up. Of dying. Would you rather swap phones for a month or swap credit cards for a month? Oh. What's that one? Credit cards. Your credit card. Yeah, for sure. I'm going to buy you all kinds of cool s***. Wait, what is on a phone, I guess? What does that have to show me? What? What is, like, your phone? What do I get from that? You get to see, like, photos or... I don't care. Texts. I'd rather spend someone else's money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Credit cards all day. Yeah. And there's no orgasm with that one. Well, actually, that's why I don't want the phones. Because I don't want to look at Miles' orgasms. I haven't recorded one of those in years. But the old ones are still there. Absolutely. Well, those are the classics, as they say. And no one needs to see that. Yeah. Okay, scoot back. Whose credit card would you take out of each other's? You can take one. Whose would you nick? I'll take Miles'. Yeah, Miles'. I'm going to take Lizzie's. And what's the first purchase you're going to make? I feel like we'd never get stopped. Lizzie, I'm just going to buy something so flashy and extravagant. You'd get stopped by my credit card company. If it were a sofa, however, they wouldn't stop you. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life? Rewind this way? Yeah. You'll visit those memories. She can't even decide, so she should be paused. I thought you were doing the pause. That's what I thought. No, I'm not that clever. And that way we can all rewind back to Miles' orgasms. I'm rewinding back to- I don't want to rewind to that. Page one, scene one. First time I opened these eyes. But as an adult. As an adult brain. Little baby body. Yeah, you want to rewind to the moment you came out of your mother? No, that's why I fast forwarded a second. I said, the moment I opened these eyes, I think I'm coming through the chutes. The eyes open inside, bro. Yeah, and then I come out and I'm like, what's going on? These are my parents now, alright? Cool. Dad. Wham! Smack it again, doc. Whoa, really? Smack it again, doc? Miles! You know, I've had a lot of iced tea. Zoomin'. Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp bubbles? Is this Willy Wonka? What was it? Sneeze glitter. This is the sneeze. I'm burping bubbles. No, because my nieces and nephews would want me burping all the time. If I sneeze glitter, that's just like a good little party trick. Be very popular at raves. I hate glitter. I'll sneeze all over you. Hey, Callum, help me. No, no, I'm over here. I know, but help me get to the orgasm with the glitter. It's the sneeze. Oh, it's the sneeze. Back to the orgasm. Come on, come on. No, no, I like the burping bubbles. Alright, no orgasm for you. No. Absolutely not. Would you rather always know when someone's lying or always get away with lying yourself? Oh, God. Knowing? I hate lying. Yeah, knowing, knowing. Lying is painful. But Miles lies about his orgasms all the time. Yeah, don't we all, men? What's up? Miles loves to lie. I just feel like if somebody's lying to, I don't know, I don't like seeing the kind of cynicism in other people. I try and see the good, so if I knew they're lying, I think I would start to maybe, yeah, I would judge them pretty hard. I don't want that. That's on you if you want to lie. Any counter arguments to it? No, that's it. That's his argument. I feel like I already know when someone's lying. That's why I didn't go there either. Like Miles talking about how much orgasming he has. Oh, my gosh. That could have just been a one and done. Now it's impossible. Now it's getting old. They might not even use the first one, and now people just think I'm talking about this all the time. Would you rather have fingers as long as your arms or arms as short as your fingers? Oh, God, it makes me want to vomit both of them. Fingers as long as my arms. Or an arm as long as your fingers? Is it all of them? Yes. All five fingers? Yeah. On both hands? I'm going to have really short arms, and I'm going to blow people's minds with what I can do with them. Suckers. What can you do with them? Guitar. Keys. Jingle the keys? Dude. You can jingle those keys, baby. You watch. Have fun with your giant frigging fingers. And what are you doing with your fingers as long as your arms? Yeah, what are you doing? There's just down there, man. There's not much you can do. I'm just doing this all the time. Dude, that's a lot. It's going to mess up your back. Well done. That was the first round. We didn't mention orgasm. So round of applause. Thank you. Until you. Oh, yeah. You wouldn't be able to do much without, sorry, yourself. You'd have to get real clever. Okay. You're coming off like a size queen. Would you rather wear wet socks forever or have an itch you can never reach? Oh, I gotta be here. What's that? Itch? Dude, itching is the worst. I have very sensitive skin. So you'd rather be itching? Wet socks. I don't want to. Wet socks? No, I thought, where's choice one? Wet socks here. Are you putting the socks on every day? Give me the socks. You have to wear the socks. You have to put the socks on. Because that's difficult. Yeah. I also think you'd get sick. I think I'd rather just meditate. Have an itch you can never scratch? Yeah. That would make you go insane. No, there's a way to ignore it. You know, like when you're meditating sometimes you're like not supposed to scratch your itch or whatever and it will pass. Yeah, but this one won't pass. It might, but I'd be able to. Now you're going to be in an insane asylum after three days. Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere but only once a year or fly but only as fast as you can walk? Oh, yeah, dude. I'm teleporting. I'm teleporting once a year. Why if you can just walk? No, because you're up there. It's just a little air taxi. But also you can walk. If you're power walking, you're walking pretty dang fast. Who wouldn't want to fly? Yeah, have you seen that Olympic sport? And honestly, what? The Olympic sport? Yes, it's great. So sassy. Just swaggy, dude. I'm very into that. Confident. I'd like to race you like that one day. What time is this interview done? We've got time. Five. Ten blocks. I gotcha. Would you rather never be able to eat with cutlery again or never be able to drink from a cup? I don't use much cutlery anyway. I love using my hands to eat. I don't need a cup. What are you going to drink? Just out of your hands? Out of the bottle. That is a lot smarter than I thought. Yeah. Or a bowl. You've played this game before, haven't you? Yes. Well, you sort of won that one. Every Christmas. That smells so good. This is one of the worst questions I've ever been asked. Bring it to me! Can you imagine if I... I'm taking it. What's your answer? Well, it's not good on my bangs. I mean, anyone who says 15 minutes late, I don't even know if I want you in my life.