7 Weird & Quirky Magic Tricks On Got Talent!

I have a razor blade. I have a real razor blade. Please be careful. Don't touch here. Please, could you cut the paper out? With this? It's a sharp knife. Right? Yeah. Okay, thank you. I swallow. No! The razor blade. Don't do that. No, don't. No. Yummy. All right. I have more razor blade. Would you like some? No? Okay. Please don't copy me. I will eat all of them. Mmm. Mmm. Delicious. Last one is shrimp. Why does he keep eating things? He'll never eat his dinner after this. Ever. Look what we can see. My fingers are here. Real finger, okay? I have to make sure it's a real finger. It's real fingers, yeah. Yeah. Don't blink. No! What else? I'm going to put it back, like... No! It's a magic trick. A card. I'm going to put it on my pinky. Yeah? Now watch carefully. So, the card goes here. And slowly, I'm going to crush it, like... Four fingers, right? Now watch. I'm going to put it back. Watch here. One, two, three. Oh, sorry. That's too much. That's too much. Too much. I'll put it back, like, for real. Yeah. Thank you. Okay, this one is for Sophia. For me? Okay, please check the ring. It's just a ring, right? Yeah? Beautiful. Thank you. Now watch carefully. It's on my pinky. And watch. It jumps, right? One more time. So, it's on my ring finger. And it jumps like this. Thank you. And then... And then, Simon. I want you to watch carefully because many people think I move the ring very quickly. But actually, I didn't move the ring. Watch. I move the finger. Oh! The finger. I side of finger. Yeah. Thank you so much. Amazing. I can't believe what I just saw. Crazy, Simon. Oh, here it's going to be. Illusions. It's a living dove. Magic. Yeah, it's alive. It's alive. If it moves, it lives. Be still. The batteries will run out. Newspaperino. It's alive. It moves. I will now do the classic trick. The champagne in the newspaper. I will take the champagne. I will pour it in the newspaper like this. All the champagne in the newspaper like that. Champagne. Oh, no. Champagne. Folks, if you would like to see the appearing glass of beer trick, say yes. Yes. All right. One empty paper bag. One dramatic magic gesture. One beer coaster. But that's not it. This is the appearing glass of beer trick. Now, they say a good magician would never repeat the same trick twice. Well, lucky for you, I'm not a very good magician. All right. Here's one for the non-beer drinkers. Bottle of wine in the bag. A tiny bottle. Please. Bang. Wine. There we go. They say don't worry. In case of an emergency, always bring a spare coaster. But where there's a coaster, there's a beer. Not there. Nothing in the sleeves except for the coaster. But other than that, absolutely nothing to hide. No hidden glasses. No hidden beers. Except for that one. Here we go, America. Bag. Coaster. Beer. Yes. All right. Here we go. No jackets. No sleeves. No... Shoe. That's my shoe. Good evening. Welcome to America's Got Talent. Thank you. You're welcome. And who are you? I'm David. And I'm Leemon. And... Oh, geez. Should we switch them? We probably should. There you go. Perfect. All right. Did you just see that? Did you see what I saw? So you're magicians? We are magicians, yes. Ta-da! Thank you, Howie, for getting that. Okay, wow. Now, is that what you guys do for a living? I'm a high school philosophy teacher. For the day. And you, what do you do? They're probably going to cheer even louder. I'm a barista. So you're going to do magic for us? We're not going to show you a trick. No, we're going to show you a demonstration of pseudoscience. And for this, we need a volunteer. Actually, Howie... Howie, could you join us on stage? Give him some encouragement. Really? Yes. Like a pseudo-volunteer. Have a seat. Now, have you heard of phrenology? Phrenology? Phrenology. Filling the bumps of the skull to figure out personality traits. We're not going to do that. Dave and I came up with pressure phrenology. That's right. That's by squeezing parts of the skull, we can actually get you to lose the ability to do certain things. Yay! No, it's completely safe. It's completely safe. Completely safe. We're pseudoscientists. We are pseudoscientists tonight. You have to touch? But that's okay. I came prepared. Okay. Do you mind if I pressure phrenol your head? Okay. What are you doing? If I squeeze here, you lose the ability to play the piano. Can you play the piano? No. Ladies and gentlemen, amazing. If I squeeze here, you lose the ability to do a standing backflip. Can you do a standing backflip? No. A miracle! And if I squeeze here, you can no longer read. That's right. We brought these cards with words written on them, and these words all pertain to you, Howie. Okay. I will once again pressure phrenol you. You'll what? I'm going to pressure... Squeeze your head. Taking away his ability to read. You can now no longer read. All right. Judges, yes or no, can you read this word? Yes. Howie, yes or no, can you read this? Yes. Okay. Go ahead and sound it out. Well, it's not a word. Canal. It's okay. But judges, you can read this, right? Yes. Now, the reason it's weird right now, to make sure we're not doing anything trick, we have a camera. Wait, wait, wait. Is it a word? Yes. It's a word you know. Yes. You're screwed with me. Show me it. We'll show you. Okay. Judges, yes or no, can you read this? Yes. It's a word you know. Yes. It's a word you know. Okay. Howie, yes or no, can you read this? Corn poops? Yes. What is it? Gora poops? People at home. Gora poops. You can read that. They can read it. Gora poops? Yes. Why is that a word you know? Yes. What does gora poops mean? One more, yes? Yes. Howie, just last one. What is this one? Havlo. Havlo mono. That's what it says. He's no longer pressure finalling you, so you should be able to read. Judges, yes or no, can you read this? Yes, we can read. What does that say? Comedian. Perfect. Yes or no, judges, can you read this? Yes. Germaphobe. Perfect. Okay. And yes or no, judges, can you read this? Yes. And? My name, Howie Mandel. Howie Mandel. Please give Howie Mandel a huge round of applause.