Most Meme-Worthy Moments of Keeping Up With the Kardashians - KUWTK - E!

Kim, you're doing amazing, sweetie. Push this knee out. Hot. Push, push, push, push. One thing I know we have to do is listen to the people that are trying to help us and not try to take control of the whole situation myself. This is a case for the FBI. I'll be right back. Can I get you anything? A gun. Come on. Chloe, she's jerking around. What does that mean? She wants jerk chicken. Chloe? Get the chicken. Kendall, I'm going to corner it. Get it, get it, on that side. Got it? So who likes my bangs? You are banging. Get it? Banging? I love myself. Take these little things and maybe throw them away. Don't do that, Mom. Don't do that. And if you broke it, you're getting mom. Oh. I broke it. You're so rude. I'm furious. I mean, I literally want to kill her. Kim, come here, doll. Let me see it. I swear, I didn't mean to break it. No, where's your purse? You're going to see your phone go in the toilet. Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. Kim's mature. Let's see if yours work. It's what she deserves. Oh, my God. If you don't want it done to yours, don't do it to mine. Why don't you just go home? Perfect. I'd love to. You're going to continue to laugh and make fun of me. I'm tired of it. I'm not. I start laughing at Kim when she's crying because I just can't help it. She has this ugly crying face that she makes. You're sitting there laughing. It's not funny. I'm not laughing. You're just dumb. Who are these people? No idea. They're all really nice cars. No, really. Are they Bentleys? Hey, how's it going? What's up? My name is Realist. Hi, Realist. I stay right up the street, and I heard my homegirl Kim stays here, and if it is, I'm just trying to come and kick it and let us know I'm her neighbor. Oh. Well, welcome to the hood. Have some milk and cookies. Do you like some? Okay. Oh, my God, you guys, I got new dishes. Aren't they cute? Potato chips and dip. Grab it if you want and put it on the table. Thanks for the help, Chloe. What's up with the mean faces? I know. She's a little bit of a hater. So what is it that you guys exactly do? We make music. What kind of music? Rap. Do you guys have any that we could put on in the house? Could I rap? Okay. We could go to, like, IHOP if we get really close and we have a whole bunch of time. Do you want to have breakfast? Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister's going to jail. We need the effect of everyone on what we're doing, right, while Chloe's gone. Here, Kim, this one. I feel like I'm going to barf. Good. Susie. Wait, that's so cute. Okay, get down from Mama's bed. Bye, Kim. Bye, Mom. Wait a minute. This isn't funny. Wait for me. What am I supposed to do with a monkey? You like that? It's kind of big, though. Let's try it on. Okay. I love being a mom. I've been doing this for 30 years now, raising babies. So can you blame me just for wanting one little baby around? Look, this is so cute. You're going to love this. I know. This is going to be so cute. Bingo. Okay. Ooh, look. Look at the balloon. Oh, Susie. Susie. This is an anger management class. What brings you to the class? Because I got into a fight with my sister's boyfriend. Tell me about this fight. What's going on? He's a douche lord, and I hit him. Okay. Wait a minute. Now I'm going to have such a headache. My earring's gone. Are you serious? Oh, my God. I'm going to cry. My diamond earrings. Hold on. Seriously. It's funny. Are you serious? Literally, that's $75,000. Hold on. We'll find it, baby. We're not going to find it in the ocean. What happened? My diamond earrings fell out. I had my diamond earrings in, and one of them came out. Oh, my God. All right. So take this one out. Show me where. Just show me where. In the ocean. I'm not going to find it. What's wrong with you guys? The earring came off in the ocean, and it's gone. There's people that are dying. I just told you that. Anyone would be annoyed. You have a hernia? No, I'm fine. Whoa. Sounds like she's going to drop trowel in her pants. Hey, I'm going to be mom. Very funny. Funny, you guys. Come on. Mace, can you go away? I don't do this. Honey, Kim's serving. Go to the other side. I don't care who's serving. Honey, I think we're done. Ugh. Stop it. You're making this miserable for me. Okay, we just want to go. I wanted to get back into tennis to have some fun, and it kind of reminded me of the old days, but now that my kids have ruined it for me, um, forget it. I was having a really good time. I was enjoying myself. I bet you were. I found something that we could do as a family. I didn't know it was coming over for a... while you were moaning. No, Scott. F*** you. Have you ever seen pussy willows? It's like snowing pussy willows. Okay, don't say that one more time. You sound really stupid. Well, it is. Oh, my God. I think I got a pussy willow in my eye. I swear. I don't like to drink alone, so I'm sure you don't like to take this alone. Okay, cheers. They're just like gummy bears. I never thought in a million years that I would be doing this with MJ. So, how are you feeling? Um, actually, my back feels better. Do you feel like you need to use your cane? Not going anywhere. Do you want a muffin? I like the chips and the guac. Do you want some popcorn? No, Mom, I'm fine. Never heard you talk this much about food in, like, 20 years. How could you resist? That incense is, like, intense. This is really good popcorn. You're a good cook. I didn't cook the popcorn. This is really very funny. Everyone needs a lay, especially Chris J. I think she looks so beautiful. I feel so blessed that we now have our little family. Courtney, stand up. Stand up. Courtney. What? Courtney. Oh, my God. Courtney, I'm gonna cry for you. This is, like, my biggest fear of life. You have a stretch mark? So, are we cool? Like, are we in agreement? A, B, C, D, E, F, G. I have to go. What the heck does A, B, C, D, E, F, G mean? It's just a phrase I like to use. Is that a real phrase? The conversation is over. You've said this before. You've never heard that phrase? No. Have you? Where are you going? I've been here since 7 in the morning, so don't **** with me. I woke up at 6.30. You're more fun than you've ever been, and you're, like, happy, and you've got a 23-year-old stallion. 24. Who, like, is obsessed with you and is easy. My vibe now is just living life. I need a vodka. I love Stormy. Stormy. Allergic to bull****. Bible. Oh, my God. Matt? Vodka? You have my Birkin, right? Yeah. Okay, thank God. Kylie, you get to next to me, because you are my favorite. Can you make a billion dollars? I have my Kylie, my billion-dollar baby. Now, she will always be the dearest to my heart for a billion reasons. Mom, that outfit is really not flattering on you. You know what you should do to your face? You know what you should do to yours? Did my **** get smaller? I pretty much started this entire family. No one would be anywhere or anything without me. Hi, Gorge. Matthew! You're supposed to tell me when people are coming in. Hey, Khloe, can you just sit down? Sit next to Kim, I guess. I don't... Okurr! You know I invented the word okurr. Okurr. I've been saying that for years now. Oh, Kory, I thought you were never gonna get here. I would have you sit next to me, but my Birkin bag is sitting here, so do you want to sit next to my Birkin bag? I'll sit next to your Birkin. Khloe, you can sit here, but I really am not into those shoes. Gorge, what's wrong with my shoes? Come on, we're stepping it up. We're stepping it up. This is 2019, guys. We're stepping it up. My pants are Yeezy. My shoes are Yeezy. I have seven stylists who put me in sweats and leggings, just like that effortless look, you know? But it's really a lot of effort. Matthew! Matthew! Phone is not supposed to slip! Wait, you actually look like Mom. It's kind of scary. I love overlining my lips. This is how it all started. Literally, like, I just overlined my lips, and everyone was wondering what I was using. You can mix the shades. We love mixing. Oh, my God. It feels amazing on... my skin. It feels so f***ing good. I'm Kylie. You look cute as Kylie. You look amazing. Thank you. You know you're talking to yourself, right? This is One Wish. This is what it looks like. Why is Kourtney so late? She's just my kid that just can't get it together. She's my one kid. She acts like she has so much to do. I know. Those boundaries are wild. Oh, hi. Hi, Gorge. Kourtney. Oh, she's exciting. Yeah. Well... Yeah. I'm late to dinner because I am a mom, and I could be late doing mom things. Nobody understands. Khloe used to be my favorite, but she's so far up Kim's a** that I'm just, like... I'm just, like, pushing my way through life by myself. Don't worry. You won't get in trouble. There's no consequences. Yay! No consequences. I can buy you, Kourtney, because I got that much money. I don't care about money. You're doing amazing, sweetie. Amazing. Kourtney, you never show up to work, so it's just me... Yeah, Kourtney. I'm doing everything. What's work? I'm doing everything. Okay, kids, no fighting. I have no favorites. Kylie, you're my favorite. I have no favorites, but everybody get along. Why do you think I'm drunk all the time? My girls always bicker, and so I need something to take the edge off. Cheers. It's like I only work from 2 p.m. to, like, 3 p.m. Yeah, so I'm going to pretend like I'm being a mom, and I'm just gonna sit on my phone and, like, f*** everybody. Oh, thank God Kourtney left the table. I can't stand her energy. Just here on my phone, using the mom card every second. I'm Kylie, and I can be whatever I want. I can do whatever I want, and no one can tell me what to do. Dinner is actually fabulous. Do you want me to take you shopping down Rodeo? Do you want me to buy you a Ferrari? Just say, I love you, lovey. Lovey, lovey. Say it louder. I love you, lovey. Okay, I'll buy you a Ferrari in 4 days. I really have such appreciation for all of my girls. And you know, I think the thing I love the most is their sense of humor.