Zombies In The House Scene - ZOMBIELAND： DOUBLE TAP ｜ Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone

What the hell was that? He must have ******* followed you. Oh god, those are T-800s. Or at the very least, T-700s. There actually was no T-700. Yeah, T-800's the first model. This is great, having two of you. Okay, time to nut up or shut up. That saying's very 2009. Okay, we got this. Ho! You don't send a boy to do a man's job. We brought him here. We'll take care of it. Yeah, you know what? Have at him. You have a safe word in case things go bad. That's good. Come on, Flag. Let's show these fuckers how it's done. Sure, you got it, boss. Hasta la vista, baby. Terminator 2. Remember? Woo! Ready, buddy? He's so cool. **** these bullets! Anybody else find those two uniquely annoying? Uniquely? No. I don't love their chances. Yeah, and they ignored Rule 52. Don't be afraid to ask for help. Get fucked in the face, bitch! Flagstaff? Yeah, boss? You made the all-star team today. I mean, no kidding. An unbelievable job. And is it me or are those bolts, they're just getting meaner by the day. No, they're full-blown dickheads. I got an action shot of you that's going right into the scrapbook. I mean, this is gonna be a good one. You just keep raising the bar, and that's why we will continue to ride these highways together. I'm so proud of you. Well, I learned from the best. Oh, come on, now. Nice work, Kurt. Thank you, thank you. This is gonna be a hell of a shot. So cool, Healy. Where's the hat? Kurt? Yeah? I think you got a little something here. Oh, what's that? Oh, yeah, that's just, uh... That's just a tattoo. Sorry, you got a tattoo of a zombie bite? No, it's just a tattoo I got one night in Bernalillo. All right, everybody, just take it easy. Everything's fine. Nevada, why don't you whip up some of your signature? All right, that was a little weird, huh? Yeah. All right, just calm down. We'll just kind of have a drink, you know, so we can just kind of celebrate. Celebrate! Excuse me. It's okay. It's just nerves from the fight. You guys, I think Albuquerque might be infected. Me? I'm infected? You got bit twice. No, no, no, no, that's a lie. Trust me, okay? Trust me. I don't get bit. I never get bit. No, I know you don't get bit. I don't get bit either. We're slippery. See? No, I know. Are you okay? I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I'm fine. You are? I'm fine. Okay, okay, guys, he's fine. He's fine. No, he's not fine. No, no. Flagstaff, you're starting to look like a T-800. Terminator 2. No, no, no! No! No, no, no! Get out of the way! Oh, no! No! Flagstaff, you're breaking like ten commandments right now! This is for what you did to the beast! How you doing? Bad! How are you? Bad! Sorry, shoes! Sorry, Elvis! How you doing now? Still bad! You want to switch? Switch? How would that benefit me? Shit! Help! Shoot him! I don't want to hit you! Shit! Gun! Oh, ----! Stop shooting! I got this! Great, because I'm reloading! Don't swing! Swing! No, no, no! Let me! Oh, ****! Hasta la vista, baby! Thank you. Thank you very much. Those guys are dicks. Great job. Thank you. Can I wear that? Ooh, negatory. Cool. Sorry, not with the performance just turned in by Matteo Bianchi of Pisa, Italy. Yeah, yeah, that Pisa. Bravissimo, Matteo. Ah, Sunday. Sunday, Sunday. Jesus, big fat death is right. That thing is like a huge rollover risk. It is. Hey, dude, you know what? I think you should ask her to come with us. No, no, no. Oh, come on. Yes, I think they make a nice match. Look, what have I been telling you guys? I'm trying to shed baggage, not pick it up. Yeah. Besides, she wouldn't do that. She's not the type. Stay safe, Sunshine State. Excuse me. Stay dangerous, Nirvana. Hey, no offense, but my sister is still out there. I know. The old road. If by some miracle you don't die, there's always room in my driveway. I'd best stay alive. Okay, you're back. Good. So listen, do you know how to drive one of these things? No, I'm going to just pop that puppy off of there and then you guys can jump in. Nice. She's a big old stallion, but I can tame her. I think he's got the hang of it. No, no, no. You goddamn motherfuckers. I got it. Maybe you should leave a note. That's your department. I, uh, I just can't do it. Yeah. What was that? Satisfying.