The Monster Truck Scene - ZOMBIELAND： DOUBLE TAP ｜ (Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone)

Give me a home where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not G800 that decides it Everybody don't worry. I got it. Excuse me Yes, I got it. You know, you're supposed to kick it back. Oh, really? You've never seen hacky sack? Oh, I thought it's like a hopscotch Holy ----. Hey D800 a whole swarm of them heading right this way those goddamn fireworks might as well be a dinner bell Stop the fireworks. Stop the music everybody. Shut the **** up. Shut up Question Did you melt all the weapons? Yeah, how we made these cool little peace thingies. Oh jesus my god Hey Oh, I got something going. I think I might have a plan What? I got nothing. I'm just a songwriter. No, no, you're a song transcriber. Listen berkeley. Yeah, I don't think that's gonna work out Even 12 year olds know who bob dylan is you ******* poser Oh my god, i'm not gonna lie. I have truly enjoyed this moment, but there are zombies approaching. Okay, uh Civil war general you must know how to fight sure poverty sexism social injustice We could try running i'm done running All right. What what good is a home if you can't stay in it? columbus, yes door You're gonna make me cry right now. No, no, please. Oh my god Okay, I moved through it now from where I stand there's only one thing we can do group sex right No, um We'll fight then You'll be the first to die, but I like your enthusiasm. You might die. Thank you for your sacrifice All right, everybody. Listen up They outnumber us a hundred times, but they ain't got what we do guns. We don't have guns What what we do have is heart brains and bio diesel We're gonna light these zombies up like it's the fourth of july Then we hit the stragglers What we do is we form a gauntlet One two Mop them up sick, this is gonna work, right? It has to Keeps growing. Yeah keeps growing Don't turn them back now Nice Yeah, oh that's gonna work Oh, that's pretty that means the zombies are coming Time to nut up or shut up. We need a new line Let's kick some dicks Just because it rhymes doesn't make it a great catchphrase. What's her problem? I don't know. I like it when it rhymes Here we go. Okay Light them up, let's go get up to safety Okay now blow That would be an ideal time to blow it's not working damn Holy ----, it worked. Oh my god Okay here now we mop up the stragglers, yeah Would those be considered the stragglers? Oh boy here they come Get ready I hate to say this I think this might be the end of the road Here, come here. I love you guys. I love you more. We had a hell of a run Oh my god, they're gonna die Thank god for rednecks Need a ride. Oh, yeah, let's go Are y'all strapped in yet? Yep strapping in now Group four got it. You too. I'm not a pussy like columbus. Nothing personal Seatbelts are there for a reason. Yep I think i'm feeling a little nauseous. Can somebody crack a window? Maybe? No, you don't Little rock roll down the window, please if you get sick, we all get sick Oh god, can you just pull over so I can get eaten by zombies be more comfortable Oh ---- watch out Oh my god, you are sexy, can you please not say sexy i'm already nauseous Oh