I Destroyed This Bar Player in 25 Moves

Random kitty in the bar wanna punch us? So what do we play against her? Our favorite elephant life? Bro is surprised. What? Nobody saw that coming. He's confused, but he brings out the D and we are not so happy because We wanted the kid to take the free pawn, but not to be. We take it. Pony hops in. We hop in trying to be a bit of a trading man. We just want to attack the kitty like a crazy man How good is the kid? We have no idea. Also, the kid doesn't have any idea how good we are. F it! That feels a bit fumbled down. The question is to take or not to take and the question is to take the pawn, the pony, or just go for some simple development angle. But you know the forbidden rule, right? Whenever you get the chance, you got to rue and croissant. There is no way you can say no to it. It is the rule. So you follow the rule. Chop off the pawn. Pony hops in. We develop the other pony ready to bring out juicer and castle somewhere. Position is about equal. The pawns are about equal. So we did not gambit our pawns. So not the elephant we wanted. But we are still happy. We are like a big chilling. Bro goes for some pin-win action. We say no pinning allowed. We will unpin it. Push on the teeny pawn. Kick away the juicer. Castle. Go about our day. He's also ready to castle. We are also ready to castle. The question is are we fancying something fancy? No, we say simple life is the way. Listen to the blunder panda. Castle before move 10. King's safety is the way. And now every single piece is out. Now we can look for some shenanigans. Hop the pony to B6. Kick away the juicer. Then we can bring out the juicer with free tempi. Trying to pin the pony to the fatty queen. And let us cook. Nothing crazy so far. We surprise the kitty out of the opening by playing elephant gambit. But he did not take the candy from the stranger. So no stranger danger for him. He's chilling. Bro goes barack. Eyeing the chicken on the H7 business. We go for the pee pee action. But not enough peeing on the kid. Now what to do? Just hop in the other pony? No, he uses protection because the pawn on D4 was maybe in some way takeable. Not really. We kick away the juicer, say. Take the pony or run away. That is the question. Usually they say juicer is better than the pony. But I'm a big believer of pony because you know, they create the nightmare. And you know, even Maggie man doesn't know how the pony hops. So kind of tricky piece. Probably he'll not take it and go barack. And then we can look for some kind of hopping with the pony. Maybe push our pawn to C6 to gain some control of the center. Yeah, it's a bit of a boring business. No fancy shancy attacks for us. But the slow and steady wins the race. Also the panda is kind of chubby. So he can't run away. So always got to be slow and steady. Kind of makes sense. We hop in, offering the trade and setting up a baby trap to hop the pony to E3. Poke the rookie, poke the queen, win the exchange and just win the game. Is he going to fall for the most baby trap in the town? We are cooking. We are trying to say we are not cooking, but we are actually cooking. We are trying to act cool, but we are not cool. And tomato, tomato soup is good for you, but not in chess. He's like, oh, no. How did he mess that up? He forgot that a pony can move like an L, like a loser. And now we poke the rookie, the fatty. The fatty got to run. We grab on the cookie. We get the diabetes. Now we kind of slim and trim and we also hit the gym. So I guess no diabetes for us. We can munch on some cookies and stay fit. That is the way. So fatty queen deciding where she want to go doesn't really matter. Rookie is gone looking for some counterattack. But bye bye to the rookie. And after the rookie dies, we can even take down the pony. Damage the kingside pawn structure. And now all we got to do is bring in our cavalry and we'll fold him. OK, we are listening to the blunderpanda. That is, say, when you're up in material trade, doesn't matter. Pawn up, exchange up, see the piece, trade the piece. Could have afford the fatty trade as well. But we're like, let's trade the juicer first. Rose trying to finish the development, bringing the rookie in. Our queen wants to go in, poke some pawns, say hello. Bro has no teddy bears to hide behind. Everybody betrayed him. Top ten cartoon betrayal is real. Where are we shaking our hands? Focus on the game, kid. Why are you talking? Focus. So we poke the juicer, poke the pawn. Juicer can go back and save the pawn, but not a movie on a play. It's fine. Sometimes you got to move back in life to move forward in life. Nobody said that. But now we said it. OK, we bring in the rookie. Bro thinks he's Gotham or what? Is he going to sacrifice the rook for the pony just to blow open the king's side? Kaboom incoming. Bro wanna farm brilliance even though he's not brilliant enough to farm brilliance? Well, it is what it is. What can you do? You can try to be Gotham, but you turn out to be Garu. It is what it is. So rook goes in. The question is, do we risk it for the biscuit? We are exchange up. Simple chess will take us to glory, but we want to be fancy. So this is the way. This is the way we get a brilliant fishy loves us because I mean, she loves Gotham, I guess. So we sacrifice Garu to take back. There's no other choice. We'll probably win the pawn on G3. Literally, his last teddy bear is gone. The other one on F ran away to E. So the top 10 cartoon betrayal is the hitting hard. If the pawn Fsend was not there, we'll fry the chicken. But we can't eat our own bones. Maybe they should introduce a new chess rule. Self-sabotaging should be allowed. You know, in real life, you can punch your friends. So in chess, also, you should be technically allowed to punch them as well. But I guess chess is not as real as it is. The life, bro, is realizing the dangers of the position. The position has crumbled. The cookie has fallen down the I don't know, the basket or wherever the cookie is supposed to be stored. We want to F it and just say, let the F pawn run down the line. F5, F4, F3, F2, F1. Bro thinks he's the F1 racer. He's just running for it. Doesn't care. Bro gets connect four. He can connect six, seven. Doesn't even matter. Our focus is on the lollipop. We don't care about anything else. We're technically not up on the material. But the thing going for us is our king is super duper safe. Absolutely big chilling. And his king is pooping his pants. There's no way to hide. There's fire on the left side, right side, center side, all the side. Bro wanna be that doggy. It's fine, but it's not fine. It's fire everywhere. There is no fireman to help you out. Could even hop in the pony. Bro, check this out. We just slide in. Time is ticking. 40 seconds left for him. And we have three minutes and 45 seconds. Resign is the way. We shake it. We make it.